/r9gay/ - #748

/pureboys/ edition

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i wan to call someone my boyfriend just once

Gay sodomy is ritual death worship.
"Homo"sexuality is a choice.

i so want that as well but im an annoying self deprecating prick and "agp" so i attract prisongays

I want someone to talk, kiss, hug, cuddle, smut, lewd, spend time with, heck I want a boyfriend so badly. Why is there no reset button so I can be 18 again.

why? how old are you, user?

I can't believe I used to avoid these threads.
They're not really any worse, they're just as bad as everything else on this board, and no one on here makes for proper companions for long anyways.
Oh well, I guess you faggots really are robots.

I almost feel sympathy for them, seeing how much they crave meaningful relationships that they can never have. But that is for all gays. There is no such thing as homosexual love.

Don't you faggots have your own board already?
Or is it not enough?

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not him but as soon as i turned 20 i wanted to go back to being 18

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You're probably right, so many of them are focused more on just doing the gay buttslut thing, but then the one time I think I was really in love and I've been seeking emulation of since was with a guy, though perhaps when I find the right girl, I'll finally be able to move beyond that.

spot the jews
retard
stop posting girls
agp is codeword for tranny, get out
good boy
good boy

20 is probably the worse age to hit if you're gay. its the biggest step down of you're attractiveness.

>748
Pretty sure you mean 768, user

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>agp is codeword for tranny, get out
Not them
I'm not trying to bother anyone desu, let tranners live

mtfs make the best friends.

>20 is probably the worse age to hit if you're gay. its the biggest step down of you're attractiveness
Thanks user, time to feel shit for the day
Tfw never had a boyfriend before 20
Whatever

Too old to be here

they really don't, they're narcissistic and egotistical yet exceedingly fragile, and their interests are very shallow beyond muh lgbt
the worst ones even try to induct others into their tranny cult

>tfw no bf to teach make up, fashion and game to

i'm such a dummy is this why i can never have a bf...

trannies are as much vermin as women are i hope you burn
hang yourself
here is a true patrician marry me

Nah, most men don't hit peak attractiveness until late 20s/early 30s.

that's if you're straight

I have never been attractive and the older you're the more expected experience people have on you and that you are supposed to be like a benefactor for them plus have no "childish" hobbies.

it sucks because you never get to be a teenager again
based even though you called me a retard

I want a gay robot bf but most of the time it feels like you guys are too obsessed about young love and everything fitting that ideal of young love, and the truth is we're all going to age so I wouldn't know about dating someone who thinks love and life are meaningless past your 20's.

sounds like you need to stop wasting your time around normalfags user

>here is a true patrician marry me
don't make jokes like that cause then I'll want too unironically

Robots are worse trust me. They're as mentioned but 2-3 more demanding.

finally a true gay
childish hobbies and inexperience are fine, and i bet youre attractive
retarded because you think love can only happen between "boys"
thats what im seeing and the worst part is that half of these people are just bi and/or failes normies
fucking do it dont be a pussy

Can't ayy-nahn.
Have already failed you.

Get off our board you disgusting faggots.

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>tfw no bf to grill with
God damn it I just want someone to handle the meat.. and then help get dinner read

while that is true i don't think that love is only for when you're young. i just don't think i'm loveable anymore and i'm too old to fix my mistakes. i don't see any reason for anyone here to hold out hope of finding someone anyway (especially not finding someone here).

No they are not according to people who want a relationship, specially from an older guy even if he is a robot and I am not attractive else I would have had just one guy saying I look good but I have never ever heard such words in my whole life.

you have failed me tremendously fuck you
jew
that is very wholesome id love to grill with my BOYfriend
you and your overromanticising of the thing you claim to be against is the reason the faggots here think love beyond 24 isnt love, you should man up and realise that you, and everyone here, are part of the problem. you will find someone here because this place isnt full of shallow muh LGBT posters
i bet you look handsome as hell, and your "childish" hobbies are what exactly?

Have straight sex

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I am not going to continue with your fake attitude.

what am i romantacising? i have no clue what the heck you're talking about.

jew
i am genuine angry att you
the idea that love beyond "boydom" doesnt exist

>the idea that love beyond "boydom" doesnt exist
did you even bother to read my post?

r9gay retard discord server

/gcSCYW2

Where is my mid 20s boyfriend who wants a late clingy late 20s early 30s boyfriend.

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Don't reply to that crazy grandpa.

Right here, but I'll soon be late 20's as well

Goodnight r9gay today was a pretty good day past the few sad parts

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is there anything to think about other than getting a bf if you're gay?

how do you guys afford lube, condoms, uber as neets?

what would we need any of that for as neets?

Are you going to slut out?

goodnight sweet user
sure but i wouldn't know much about it
i don't buy any of those things baitfag

What about the gazilion trillion tfw no gf posters out there
Is there really nothing else to think about when youre straight other than getting a gf????

>No trips so far in thread
I guess I can finally retire my trip now. It's finally over, I hope.

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Id get a trip just to spite you but i dont feel like it
You got lucky today, user

you ever just look at yourself and think
oh man i fucked it all up

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I hope so too. Now that meow is finally gone these threads can be slightly less shitty again.

they're probably not awake yet
don't add to the problem thanks

Today me, tomorrow you.

All apart of the plan. If people don't come to recognize how to combat tripfags, then thread quality will never increase.

I won't so long as you don't feed tripfags.

Yep, didnt need to remind me user

I hope this is how you a trip do becuz fuk you

normalfags ARE going to feed tripfags regardless of your silly hopes and dreams, this is not an excuse for you to shit up the thread further retard

>tfw no bf to teach how to tripfag so I don't have to google it

>not even bothering to look at the FAQ to find out how to use a trip

Well I like the idea of just destroying threads outright then. Would rather them die then people perpetuate them. So fuck you, I will.

its low effort posting not like I care that much anyways faggot

fuck off baitfag lmao

Please user don't destroy all threads until I find a bf.

so basically you shouldn't be here at all then, thread has gone to shit and recovered several times
but if retards like you and meow think shitting up the thread will make it somehow magically make it better then it will stay shit for a longer time

>faggot
I just realized
Is people calling each other faggot on r9g like australians calling each other mate (like inmate)

>tfw having first cigarette in 2 weeks
Cat came up to me

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Dont do cigs, theyre bad for you and make things worse

Good man. Support the tobacco industry.

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stop calling tripfags by their names. the fuck?

Good job idiot. Couldn't resist replying huh.

no you don't get it
he wants people to not reply to tripfags so now that you did he's gonna stay xdddd

Yeah but they are relaxing. Been stopping slowly over the last weeks no reason to smoke any more trying to improve myself after everything that happened

Mfw 85 iq

hello
replying so that you keep posting

What happened to make you try and improve, user?

some people want to watch the world burn

how long can you leave a bf alone before he'll cheat? a week? less?

My life flipped upside down and I got rid of a bad thing in it that was depressing me. Then i found something good and decided i should improve myself for this instead of being worthless

Wow! Thats awesome
I hope you make your life amazing now, that you have the motivation to

Thank you user, I hope your life is going well too!

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Does /r9gay/ like daddy bfs?

I wish love as pure as that between kaworu and shinji could exist irl...

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Bifag here, I got to shower with my gf's super cute nephew earlier today, was pretty nice

It exists but you probably won't experience it because you're a degenerate

i hope he is of age
If so, have a threesome

Eeeh not really but thank you for the nice wishes
Maybe one day ill figure out how to get a non-prisongey non-slut non-ldr non-mean bf

If course he is 18+, before that age they are all hideous and unfuckable. It's not like he is only 14 or anything because i sure as fuck wouldn't have any notion of sexual attraction towards him and his awesome physical appearance...or do I?..

Jesus fuck user get a hold of yourself

What kind of brand of cigarettes do you smoke?

You just gotta find someone who will improve you. Better to filter out the slutty mean prison gays who live far away than fall into a loveless relationship with one like myself

Depends normally I just go for standard Marlboro red and or lucky strikes for filterless ones. This time I had one from a pack of American Spirits

I'm not! I'm a virgin and i'm going to marry another virgin boy and only make clean wholesome love

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concern... he better be over 18

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I guess user. Don't put yourself down anyway
At this point id accept a +15yr age difference as long as the other criteria is met
I'm really not picky i just dont wanna deal with shitty people