Your gender

guten tag ma'am

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>male
>wearing tons of makeup and act like she is 9/10 while she is 4/10
>literally nice thick calves, not fit, just full and smooth and thick

>male
>submissiveness (I wish I were joking)
>being attracted to me
Gee, it sure is a complicated mystery why I can't get a gf.

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Post a vocaroo version now

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>make
>is a hoe
>is a pushover

>female
>materialist
>control freak

>male
>extremely hateful and dark
>physically and all around romantically desirable
i also went from being extremely unattractive to being extremely attractive within about a year just by taking care of myself and working out, plus right around the time i'd gone completely to the other side i switched high schools and found myself drowning in women. however i still carried a stark disdain for them as before then all i'd ever known was rejection.

we gonna hit it off ngl

oops i thought we were talking about ourselves my bad robots

>your gender
Male
>whats the biggest turn off for the opposite gender
Being distant, cold, or uncaring
>whats the biggest turn ON for the opposite gender
A tie between being dominant and being clingy

>female
>unfunny
>well spoken

>male
>slut or an annoying voice
>actually understanding me or deeply loving and caring for me

When you say housewife you mean something with ordering and controlling your wife or something modern?

Female
Smug and unwarranted narcissism
...smug and slightly warranted narcissism
>tfw no abusive bf

>male
>smelling like literal human shit
>showing any kind of interest in me

>male
>OFF
>has had sex with blacks
>isn't a virgin

>ON
>horny
>likes to tease and be playful
>smells good

>Male moaning
this is new yet intriguing.

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>female
>lefty opinions
>a calm demeanor
I also turn into a puddle around soft-spoken men.

>you mean something with ordering and controlling your wife or something modern?
Controlling people against their will and arguments by assertion are for democrats, who I have said I hate. I just find a happy housewife attractive.

I also happen to have a happy housewife.

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Ok, you're a progressive, what a shame.

I can't be a progressive if I don't believe in centralized government power and if I believe in individual responsibility above all. Progressives also value mercy over justice, generally speaking. Detestable, spineless people.

Don't think you are not a progressive just because you're too dumb to realize your views are progressive.

The moment I ask you to defend that statement, you'll do mental gymnastics.

State which of my views are progressive and how.

>female

>athletic

>shut-in NEET who never goes outside and is not himself

lntriguing

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What a surprise, the liberal believe he's logical and have reason, because of reasons.

>Male
>More than 0 previous sexual partners
>Cute and/or adorable face/voice

What a surprise, the guy I accused of not being able to give a straight answer avoids giving a straight answer to someone willing to defend their position.

Once again, State which of my views are progressive and how or you're too much of a coward to have your position dissected.

Y-you have something to say, huh?

>use reddit spacing
>think he has logic and reason
>pos-mo mindset but believe he's not a liberal
>want to debate on Jow Forums, as if this is reddit.

Once again, I accused you of not being able to give a straight answer to a simple question and your mind travels to line sentencing and more avoidance.

State which of my views are progressive and how or you're too much of a coward to have your position dissected.

he's trolling you user, it's painfully obvious.

Male
Non virgin
Great height great strength. Basically everything needed to produce chads

You really think a redditor will recognize trolling? Let he be trolled until he learn.

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my bad, i am too merciful.

It's just that im rather soft spoken and have always viewed it as a shortfalling, that's all..

I said in my first reply to him that all he'll do are mental gymnastics.

Just on principle, anyone accusing me of being a lefty will never be able to give a straight answer as to why. Fack those guys.

You're new here, I give you on month before you realize how dump all this intellectual posing look

Asking for a straight answer isn't posturing, weasel. (And you'll never be able to give a straight answer as to why it is.)

This site has no karma or likes, you have to say something other than narcissism to get an answer

It isn't, even that trait only makes you instant bf material.

When you give a good reason as to why asking for a straight answer is posturing (which I said you couldn't and you still haven't), I'll move onto your point about narcissism.

Why is asking for a straight answer posturing, weasel?

>your gender
Male like the rest of this board
>whats the biggest turn off for the opposite gender
Not looking cute in plate armour (or chain)
>whats the biggest turn ON for the opposite gender
Looks cute in plate armour (or chain)

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>tl;dr
Lol, you believe you'll get an answer this way.

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Peener
Long fingernails/rings
Hair on legs/armpit/downstairs

You still can't give a straight answer. Why is asking for a straight answer posturing, weasel?

You really doesn't understand, good luck demanding an answer.

>You really doesn't
You really can't write.
>good luck demanding an answer
Nor can you read - my entire point was you wouldn't be able to give a straight answer.

Why is asking for a straight answer posturing, weasel?

What the fuck are you fags on about? I keep seeing you post the exact same thing to each other over and over like you're trying to prove the conservation of momentum and energy

I can't get enough of it. It makes me butthurt that dudes are too self contious to allow themselves to let go like that. It drives me insane. The idea that they would feel so good that they can't help but make noise. The thought of making a future husband gasp and sigh... fuck, man.

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I can't get enough of it. It makes me butthurt that dudes are too self contious to allow themselves to let go like that. It drives me insane. The idea that they would feel so good that they can't help but make noise. The thought of making my future husband gasp and sigh... fuck, man.

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I kinda enjoyed the thread, and this redditor is helping me dumb it.

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male
attention whore
cute

>>your gender
M
>>whats the biggest turn off for the opposite gender
Drinks, smokes, parties, fat, religious, sees political parties as "best" and not "least worst", is an activist, argues often unironically and non-playfully over pointless shit, narcissistic, psychopath, sociopath
>>whats the biggest turn ON for the opposite gender
Caring, laid back attitude, kinky

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I fucking hate phone posting. Tells me it didn't post so I try again and now I look like even more of fucking autist.

use an app, try "clover"

>bf material
t-thanks
I feel dizzy

Vag
Metrosexuals, Arabs, overly confident assholes who think they are smart but are very unintelligent, loud, no morals or common sense, rude to strangers. Socially unaware.
Tall and caring, affectionate, dominant, not too left leaning, no piercings or body modifications some tattoos are okay. Likes to cuddle.

>your gender
f(f)
>whats the biggest turn off for the opposite gender
high maintenance
>whats the biggest turn ON for the opposite gender
idk nothing makes me feel positive emotion anymore

not feeling emotions is the first step towards joining the 42%

>a russian or german accent
I'm a slav who grew up in Germany, so I guess I have a mixture of both?

>female
>being fat, smoking weed, being boring, no money, no car
and when i say no money i mean that you 100% have the capability to work, but youre just lazy and don;t choose to. i have a job myself, i like balance in that way
>skinny, likes to drink and have a good time, funny, thinks im funny, long-ish hair, accent

ive been looking for male moaning porn for ages and have never been able to find any good shit. any suggestions?

>male
>fat/smells bad
>Sweet/affectionate.

>female
>not white, circumcized, hairless, feminine
> bwc, foreskin, smells like BO, very hairy, strong

>male
>feminist
>mentally ill

>weed bad alcohol good
kill yourself. oh wait you're already doing that

i dont need a drug to make me tired and paranoid

alcohol makes me semi friendly

>female
>general chaddery, especially a history of drugs and promiscuity
>edgy sense of humor

>male
>fat
>bangs with blue eyes

F
>being male
>nothing. I don't want to say being female because then I'll be asking for trannies.

GODDAMNIT WHY IS THE WORLD SO GODDAMN HETERO ORIENTED

>gender
male
>turn offs
being bitchy and annoying
>turn ons
sweet with a similar sense of humor

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>female
>too much concern for femininity/masculinty/gender roles
>soft, soft skin

this goes for both genders

congrats you killed this thread. obligatory go back to tumblr

>Male
> bad smell
> nice ass

male
lack of loyalty (or overall being a promiscuous bitch)
fierce loyalty

And she better be white.

>I also like chest hair
What about tummy hair? And back hair? Well, hair everywhere actually.
I actually dgaf about the answer, but I thought it would be funny to ask.

Shut the fuck up with your asinine abbreviations, filthy stinky NIGGER. BEGONE

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>female
>weak jaw
>long hair
also agree with this

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Did you get the order wrong? Its dislikes then likes

>male
>Huge bitch to her family
>being a dom

No one wants to peg you, traggot.

never heard about this before but sounds hot

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>whats the biggest turn off for the opposite gender
hate to be that guy but not being a virgin or fucking more than two guys

male
no hobbies
wants me around

female
fat. nazi. coward.
loyal. manly.

It's not about being self-conscious, I just don't feel any desire to make noise.

It's a pretty common turn on. I read somewhere it's one of the big things phone sex workers like too

I wasn't expecting my ideal to reply, that's just cruel.

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>male
>acts manly, dominant, feminist
>feminine body language, altruistic demeanor, teeth gap

Male
>Bitch actitude
>Dom