The fact that you are a virgin is uncomfortable for everyone around you

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

It creates a communication gulf between you and everyone around you when you are the only virgin around. You are effectively a child. It's as awkward and uncomfortable for everyone as it would be for the little children to be at the adult table during Thanksgiving or if kids got dragged along for a night out on the town. You're an encumbrance. You're uncool and it feels just as stifling as it does when you can't swear around a particular person. Everyone can tell you're a virgin and you're just going to drag everyone else down.

Adults will casually talk about sex or make sexual jokes, but when you're around, there's an unspoken thought of "Does he even know what a vagina is? Well of course, from porn. He definitely watches a lot of porn and Jacks off a lot. No way he's ever seen a vagina in real life." The adults want to get rid of the kids so they can have adult conversation. Can't happen when you're around. You are definitely being disparaged behind your back.

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Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

implying I have anyone around me

Kevin King
Kevin King

If so, if there's a woman in the group then she should date and fuck me so she can catch me up to speed with all this sex stuff

Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

So basically I can't get a gf because I have no friend and I can't get friends because I have no gf
normies will still try to argue free will over determinism until they are blue in the face.

Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

Actually a once close friend of mine was genuinely shocked when I told him I was virgin recently.

James Wilson
James Wilson

It creates a communication gulf between you and everyone around you when you are the only virgin around. You are effectively a child. It's as awkward and uncomfortable for everyone as it would be for the little children to be at the adult table during Thanksgiving or if kids got dragged along for a night out on the town. You're an encumbrance. You're uncool and it feels just as stifling as it does when you can't swear around a particular person. Everyone can tell you're a virgin and you're just going to drag everyone else down.
Adults will casually talk about sex or make sexual jokes, but when you're around, there's an unspoken thought of "Does he even know what a vagina is? Well of course, from porn. He definitely watches a lot of porn and Jacks off a lot. No way he's ever seen a vagina in real life." The adults want to get rid of the kids so they can have adult conversation. Can't happen when you're around. You are definitely being disparaged behind your back.
fuck you for trying to gaslight us
HOWEVER, there is some truth to it, but not in the way you think
basically, being a virgin or very sexually inexperienced creates severe mental damage in many ways, AND THAT does create a gulf
still, fuck you fortrying to make us feel bad
t. hermit wizard lvl 35

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

Actually a once close friend of mine was genuinely shocked when I told him I was virgin recently.
why did you tell him? why tell anyone?

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

If I kill myself my normie friends would go to my funeral and feel sad for a day in their life, now THAT would actually be an uncomfortable situation.

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

Everyone can tell you're a virgin
everyone past 20 automatically assumes you aren't a virgin unless you look like one(neckbeard, bad smell, bad haircut, bad fashion sense), other than that, there is nothing that can give it away

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

i dont think i can trust an adult who couldnt get one (1) person to fuck them

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

Looks like a jew to me

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

being a virgin or very sexually inexperienced creates severe mental damage in many ways, AND THAT does create a gulf
false, issac newton died a virgin and he didn't have any kind of brain damage, you are just retarded

Ian Cooper
Ian Cooper

i dont think i can trust an adult who couldnt get one (1) person to fuck them
damn, you went into this aiming to really hurt

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

Why would I give a fuck if I make people uncomfortable? That's half the fun of being forced to interact with new people

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

newton had more enemies than friends and was probably gay. plus he was an insecure little shit

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

you can't get a job if you have no experience
you can't get experience if you don't have a job
"it's all your fault"
normies logic

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

who here /falsesexstories/ that everyone just believes? porn has basically made me a master or making up scenarios about me fucking random girls or hookers, also if by chance anyone asks how a vagina feels just tell them its like putting your dick in a wet sock, if they try to disprove, point out that not every vagina feels the same
become the make believe chad you always wanted to be, make your friends believe you get pussy on the regular and just aren't interested in actual relationships, you can do it fellow robots, a sex life built on lies is better than everyone thinking you are an actual wizard

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Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

Who cares though, why care about whether others are uncomfortable around you?

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Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

he can't get employed
literal retards have enough self control to get a job. there are even asians who have sex.

what is wrong with you?

Owen Long
Owen Long

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Brody Bell
Brody Bell

just spend the money and get laid.
whole life will become rainbows.

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

I don't want a whore or get laid or lose my virginity, per se
I do agree with this, though. Basically, just lie lie lie, deny deny deny. Just don't come up with stupid stories like in the 40 y old virgin

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

The haircutting people will immediately identify you as a virgin and this will influence them to give you a virgin haircut. If you try to cut it yourself as a virgin, your virgin brain will make you fuck it up, resulting in a virgin haircut. There's just no hiding it.

Xavier White
Xavier White

The haircutting people will immediately identify you as a virgin and this will influence them to give you a virgin haircut. If you try to cut it yourself as a virgin, your virgin brain will make you fuck it up, resulting in a virgin haircut. There's just no hiding it.
*panic mode*

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

We were drunk, catching up
We used to be very close as I said, I've seen him cry. He's not going to judge me, or tell anyone I wouldn't want knowing.

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

btw being a virgin is your fault and you deserve to be shamed and excluded for your actions

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

We used to be very close as I said, I've seen him cry. He's not going to judge me, or tell anyone I wouldn't want knowing.
still, I wouldn't be able to tell my best friend for fear you would look down on me, although for all I know he could be a virgin, or very close
do all adult male virgins deserve quick death?

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

I haven't seen the 40y old virgin but my stories are pretty basic because everyone knows im a vanilla guy
put me in a basic social enviroment
add in a girl
tell them how I made small talk
at the end of the night I invited her to my place to watch a movie
you can mix and match that part how you want
mention a few basic positions
mention a average duration, anything from 20 minutes to 1 hour
add in some random factor or skip this part entirely
tell them how I went to shower and she just went to sleep/left
hook, line and sinker, nothing extravagant, nothing that would actually sound made up, just imagine how a basic interaction like this would go based on other stories you heard/porn
literally go to the barber and tell him to give you the most hip shit there is, usually go to barbers where zoomers go so they actually know what they are doing, never cut it yourself unless you are going for a full shave, self awareness is key

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Luis Ross
Luis Ross

Eh, he's told me some equally shameful things that he would probably not want me to tell anyone about. Including how I apparently used to make him feel insecure ironically

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

latino barber asks how much pussy you got with his last haircut.

*cringe face begins*

..something something..

walk out with bowl cut.

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

Can relate to that. A friend of mine tried to help me get a gf... But this attempt failed miserably, for I had a oneitis that had already said no to my date proposal, but since I'm an inexperienced manchild it's hard for me to break this shallow facade of love and move on to another girl. Jesus, all of the friends have already had gfs in their lives and I'm the only one who's special.

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

if you think barbers actually do this then just go full shave, go for size 1, ask a friend to do it if you are too much of a pussy to do it yourself, or go the opposite direction, let it grow long, people think metal chicks dig that shit so you can use this to your advantage, just be sure you aren't fat or a manlet if you do this, also be sure to take good care of it, there is nothing that screams virgin like greasy long hair

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

Thats a good thing atleast you dont radiate virginity

Jackson Edwards
Jackson Edwards

ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE???

James Martin
James Martin

latino barber asks how much pussy you got with his last haircut.
*cringe face begins*
..something something..
walk out with bowl cut.
this is why I don't go out to get my hair cut

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

this never actually happens, probably some overfriendly barber half jokingly asked him if he got any pussy with the last haircut that he gave him and instead of replying with some cool halfed ass cringe shit like 'yeah bro some chick gave my hair a dry hump at the bar' he started sperging out like a chimp

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

Stick your head out the mail slot. Mail carriers are obliged to give you an anonymous, high quality haircut.

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

Stick your head out the mail slot. Mail carriers are obliged to give you an anonymous, high quality haircut.
cringe
only a virgin would do that

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

all of my friends are married at my age, 34, and know i am a khhv. i assume their wives know as well. no one cares. of course i care, but that doesnt matter. i have no problem hanging out still due to my personality. my immediate family knows i am unmarried, but they all live in other states so no pressure (and culturally there would be none anyway). only thing was like 8 years ago when a friends mom asked me about it in front of everyone, i just said it wouldnt happen and left the convo at that.

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

all of my friends are married at my age, 34, and know i am a khhv. i assume their wives know as well. no one cares. of course i care, but that doesnt matter. i have no problem hanging out still due to my personality. my immediate family knows i am unmarried, but they all live in other states so no pressure (and culturally there would be none anyway). only thing was like 8 years ago when a friends mom asked me about it in front of everyone, i just said it wouldnt happen and left the convo at that.
cringe

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

totally. time heals all wounds tho, or at least dulls them with scar tissue

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

You sound like you need to get laid, loser.

Luke Campbell
Luke Campbell

But the OP speaks from a position of authority, informing others about things they need to know. Authority figures get pussy.

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

A fuckng TV show is smarter than you.
People care about one thing and one thing only.
Money.

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Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

It's embarrassing to be a 40 year old virgin, but nowadays it's pretty embarrassing to be a 12 year old virgin.

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

Why would she ever touch you?

John King
John King

No it isn't you deluded basement goblin

Nathan Myers
Nathan Myers

You're pretty much a loser if you manage to get through high school without having had sex at least once, because it's by far the easiest time to get it. Teens are horny and impulsive.

I'm 34 and the only one in my group of friends still a virgin, they've tried over the years setting me up with girls but they never went anywhere (nearly all of them were one date + never call back, I got to a grand total of two dates with one girl but that's it) and they've given up.

What especially annoys me is that one of those friends is female and she has never offered to take my virginity.

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

omfg its real, dude one time i asked for a cool char haircut back when i still believed in the "you can become chad" memes,
I asked the woman to give me a hair cut like this dude in a magazine, he was real clean cut and strong looking,
anyways she said something like "are you sure? i dont think you have the right head shape for that, and blah blah blah, she went on and on about how i would look much more handsome with this other hair style, so i finally agreed and i ended up with hardly getting anything cut at all really and still looked like my normal greasy virgin self...
I did lots of thinking afterwards. Here are my conclusions,
Girl sees nerd asking for chad haircut.
her experience tells her that haircut is for CHAD only,
"no you wont look right in this style, " is what she says but realy what she means is,
"no, you dont look good enough for this style"
it makes her unconfortable seeing a loser virgin in a Chad hairstyle. and she wants to stop it,
"this virgin loser haircut suits you better"
she wants losers to look like losers, just as the world intended, things need to match.
tldr: Chad haircuts for chad, loser haircuts for losers really "just looks more right"

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