Have Asian gf

>have Asian gf
>time to meet her family
>shake hands with everyone am super polite
>meet her grandma
>give her a hug without thinking
>family is shocked
>was told by my girlfriend that Asians don't hug
>her grandma walks over to me and hugs me while smiling and saying something in chong.
>she said 'this sweet boy can hug me whenever he wants.'
>Become grandma's favorite person on the planet in less than a month
>entire family is pissed about it because grandma never accepted anyone's choice for romantic partners before
>much less a fat weeb foreigner

It's funny. The old lady is super sweet. I wonder if it her using me troll the rest of the family though. If so, that just makes it funnier.

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she probably sucked GI cock during the Korean War and remembered the stink

>have American gf
>time to meet her family
>fuck everyone am super polite
>meet her grandma
>giver her a shot without thinking
>family is shocked
>was told by my girlfriend that Americans don't vaccinate
>her grandma walks over to me and hugs me while smiling and saying something in burger
>she said 'this sweet boy can give me autism whenever he wants.'
>become grandma's favoUrite person on the planet in less than a month
>entire family is pissed about it because grandma never accepted anyone's choice for school shooting partners before
>much less a skinny the Apprentice fan foreigner

kek'd

>have Aussie gf
>time to meet her family
>tan everyone am super polite
>meet her grandma
>give her a surfboard without thinking
>family is shocked
>was told by my girlfriend that Australians only steal things
>her grandma walks over to me and hugs me while smiling and saying something in kangaroo
>she said 'OI M8'
>become grandma's favourite person on the planet in less than a month
>entire family is pissed because they're never sober
>get mauled to death by dropbears
fugg it's hard to think of Australian shit

>have Fin gf
>time to meet her olds
>raindeer everyone am super drunk
>meet her granny
>give her an uppercut without thinking
>family is shocked
>was told by gf that only other Fins can punch the old hag
>her granny wipes the blood from her lip and kicks me in the balls saying something in her insane language
>she said 'i killed a hundred ruskies in 1940 but you i like'
>become grannies bit on the side in less than a month
>entire family is pissed because the home brew here is fucking sweet
>freeze to death in the summer heat
hows that?

0/10, not enough Mongols

fair enough

I met my sister in laws japanese family and I hugged them because habit. Now they all think I'm weird.

you are
hugging people is fucking stupid and childish
if you are over the age of 10 then you shake hands or just verbally greet people