Odds hit the bottle, evens stay sober

Roll

Git

oh bizzoy, lets get dranky

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I’d have a 4some with mabel, vivian and tomoko. That would be so fucking hot

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yeh and you can think about that while youre getting sloshed. get after it boyo

>he posts a roll thread
>it's the only way he gets replies

...

>replies to roll thread he's shaming

I wish synthahol from star trek was a real thing and you could drink it all day and just stay at that perfect level of buzzed before you get too drunk to stop drinking. That was always my problem with alcohol, I can never cut myself off and it only gets worse the drunker I get until i'm blackout drunk. I finally quit drinking a few years back though except for the occasional beer (no more than 2)

Roll

didnt even roll and im already hitting the bottle. i dont know what to do with my life lads.

>tfw to young to buy alcohol

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all i have is tap water so ill just add rubbing alchohol too it agian
>but but youll get poissnend
shut up no its a lie told by school teachwers

Shove it up your ass!

what state user? maybe ill procure some for you

l want to go to hell, praying for odds

Your id has fat, and you got neither positive or negative...do drugs

holla

Another Amerifat ID

I barely drink, but whatever.

>tfw not old enough to buy weed

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whatever Australia you're just as terrible of an ex-colony as we are.

>tfw not high enough to buy age

LMAO

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ohio

too far north.
it was worth a shot i guess.
ill pour one for you

I do appreciate the thought, get slammed on my behalf

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Shit is anything even open in Murrica to get booze for the holiday?

lmaoing at freedomland

roll i guess