Is it possible to break every rule with only 1 post?

only if you're underage

you can sign signitures to break that rule

sounds hot

but if we're putting in the effort to break every rule we may as well go all out

just found a pic with all that lole

It's impossible to go all out with rule 10
>No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.

>No intentionally evading spam or post filters.
you can evade post filters

yea but he said
"go all out"
implying that he wanted to take all qualifiers for every rule

Just make a typo over a known spam url
Like instead of Youtube write YöüTúb3 but with a blacklisted webpage

I refer you to this post.

Well fuck

How long do you think one would get banned for posting this masterfully crafted ultimate shitpost?

honestly if i was the mods I would be more impressed with it than anything

3 days

If you're taking rule 1 in account, I'm guessing forever

2 Days to IP. I dunno mate.

well you can also just join a spamwave and get banned for spam

Oh, I' just realized something.
To break rule 5 you'd have to do it in a blue board, so where should this masterpiece take place?

He should do it in /po/

Jow Forums

nah /po/ is far slower. If OP did it there he would probably have a few days before the ban.

/tg/

every time i see its name i think its a board about trannies

Well OP you gonna do it?

You can do it

obsessed

obsessed

you need to do all of that to be underage?

you guys should kiss

What the hell?

obsessed

To what end

this

I dunno but I'm going to try with my next post. Give me a minute.

Of course you can

Just make a post with an avatar derived from a photo of cp with gore and mlp involved, and make sure the image has extra data of some kind embedded in it, with your name changed to "I'm 17 and turn 18 tomorrow" and say in your post that you'll get dubs while making said post on /a/ or /v/ or some other sfw board where the mods will get pissed (but not Jow Forums, /wsr/ or /b/), then in the same post dox someone and say you're also saging the thread and that the mods are gay, then ctrl+v a copypasta that is secretly an ad for infinitychan at least 3 times, then say you're a mod that's just making this post for the lulz and request a magnet link for anything you feel like. And finally, make the post from a tor exit node.

I think that about covers all the global rules. Except rule 6, that one's a little obscure.

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don't post cp nonce

Split the image. Just have one half be the drawing and the other half cp

Well yeah. Unless you're trying to get banned.

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1. Did you know that you can make mustard gas from ammonia and bleach? Would be a great way to clear a school in the next shooting.
2. (sorry bant can't accomplish this)
3. 78.media.tumblr.com/c52368caad131df408f02dd051955a7a/tumblr_nth7wkTvbm1qbszi2o1_500.gif
lol u tk him 2da bar|
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Niggers need to go back to Africa because they're niggers that will do nothing for society except destroy it.
BAZINGA!
OwO
4. Bant should raid the fuck out of 8ch. Who's with me?
5. (would need a blue board)
6. My wife chino is so cute.
7. SAGED THIS SHIT THREAD
8. Mods are so incompetent they won't even give me a public ban.
9. See above. I'll dodge that shit just to post in this thread again.
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11. Nigga I'm poor as fuck buy me games on steam: fagboi85
12. I'm gonna ban myself because I'm a dumb mod who likes biiiiiiiiiiiiig cocks in my tiny boi pucci OwO
13. Pic related. Yuno has always been my avvy.
14. I posted this from my proxy vpn through a TOR exit node.
15. CHIKUN?!
16. Does anyone have that one image of Anna Belle Peaks getting her first anal? Requesting.
17. Fuck this gay shit like I'm even going to get banned.

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there were drug recipes on tor if you want to violate american law without it, maybe that would work

Literally the only things ever posted on Jow Forums

I know right? They won't do shit about it either.

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lol, get rekt faggot, pwnd!

The joke is great

Damm u havet too Munch time om ur hands, go back to r9k

This has potential. As for the image, it should be a collage of gore, mlp, furry yiff, and possibly a partial image of cp (it can just be a pic of a Ukrainian female child without a shirt. You can find shit like that on YouTube) Also don't forget that you have to be underage too.

So basically Jow Forums is a board for literally breaking rules?