Army bf is getting sent to Iraq

>army bf is getting sent to Iraq
>now I can cheat on him at our house

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based
you go girl :3

Nice try. Iraq isn't relevant anymore.

The "Our house" Part is the best. I would be willing to wager he bought it with his money in 99% of cases

I'm the one who makes it into a place worth living in. Who does the chores? Me. Who cooks? Me.

Lads don't reply op is just trying to bait

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He deserved it for being a retard who risks his life so that he can """"""""""""protect"""""""""""" his country from a non existing threat only to make the rich jews even richer

>Bf is unironically shipping out for rasp or something soon
>Have no friends or social life
>Just going to sit in my room and cry or something

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We can be friends and hang out together while he's gone ;)

This is nice but what I'm really going to miss is having sex with my bf.

No
Also this isn't even me, and I'm just not going to post in this thread anymore

Yeah putting up that "live laugh love" sign sure was hard work.

Should have said:
>army bf is getting sent to Iraq
>now I can cheat on him with my civilian bf

I give your meme a C+. It def had potential tho

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>private bf dies
>but it's ok since i like my sergeant bf more

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should have said iran

>iraq

Literally nothing going on there that wont allow him to come home every month. You should bhave said Abu dhabi or gulf of Oman. That would have been more believable.

just fuck random dudes at your house ffs

Based. Military kike-slaves are scum.

>I'm a mentally ill neet incel
>I can finally larp on 4chins
Kill yourself

>friend is set on enlisting soon
>literally only wants to go for the benefits
>his gf has been much more flirty lately

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t.seething at military bennies
If you go in as a grunt you deserve everything you get. Imagine not getting a 96 on your asvab and acing your DLAB and making it through DLI where you go pilot a desk listening to norks all day and get paid more than some officers do.
If any war happens I ain't going to die, I'm going to have a super cushy office job listening to various bullshit on a computer all day.

based. army guys are nothing but glorified welfare queens.