/r9gay/ - #779

>tfw nobody wants punk rock or goth bf

Damn wish monogamous relationships existed.

>twink boy
Yeeeee meow is nyot a twink

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Anyone who thinks literal tuneless noise that is 98% the same song over and over on paper and doesn't actually stimulate the brain to do any problem solving or find any patterns counts as music is a pretentious cunt. Nuff said.
Metal is the genre of being a pretentious 2deep4u cunt.

>tfw no below average height bf who's scandinavian

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This bait is bad and you should feel bad

Why? They're so boring.
Live a little. Have an affair, or maybe a daddy bear.

Sadly not, I have seen how fellow robots are here and how they enjoy weird shit that is not monogamous or wholesome or good at any point.

I'd rather have a bf who wasn't going through a phase user

>tmw going through a phase for whole life

>watched a gay romance movie
Well, that's going to be a week of feeling like shit at being alone. Don't know why I punish myself

>i want a bf who never changes for 50 years

>He thinks this poorly thought out response will get a negative reaction from me
I keked!!

>wanting your bf to go through a goth phase
Yep, I cringed

If your daddy calls you, do you come to him?

>not accepting your bf for who he is instead of trying to make him fit your criteria
You're going through gay phase and nobody's batting an eye

I listen mainly to metal but I don't look like it, does this count?

>tfw no bf to make this happen with

You mean my husdaddy, one of my grindaddies, or my father?

yo who else here believes in God and eternal salvation

He means youre mom dummy

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A few of us here do, but most just roleplay

>comparing sexuality to being goth
That's the quality I've come to expect of anons like this, and yeah I'll just stop having any standards in the meantime too boo~

I believe in the god emperor and an eternal purge

>families getting fed up of me
>feel my days here are getting numbered
I dont wanna be homeless bros why dont i have a bf that i can go and live with fuck me

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Oh I speak to my mum all the time. We have a really good relationship. We go for sunday brunch every few weeks and watch the occasional show. She's come with me to a few gay bars around London too.
Not spoken to my dad for years though. He left my mum when I was 18. Never accepted who I was though, so he can go fuck himself since he means nothing to me.

>posts on r9gay
>trying to pass it as having standards
based retard

Massive cringe
Who /Lorgar/ here

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>father issues
No wonder

>You mean my husdaddy, one of my grindaddies
Both and how old are you lad?

Epic yikers
Who /Vulkan/ here

Just stop user, your posts are deteriorating quite fast, I just feel sorry for you now

Yeah that counts, I just meant someone who listens to it desu

>kills your primarch repeatedly
heh... nothin' personal loyalist

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I always come for my husdaddy, and whenever possible for a grindaddy. I'm 27, been fucking for 12 years, out for around 10 or so, married for 3, and loving every moment of gay life.

Do you like black metal or is that too autistic

>tfw my crush was a brit
>tfw he got fucked tons from 16 to 25 and then wanted relationship
>tfw he never mentioned about his past nor that he had fwbs
>tfw got to know all of this because of an ex-fwb he had who told me and weirdly enough shared stuff

Damned be brits and he was friendly who also liked splatoon :(

Damn jealous of you mate.

Why does that change anything? Having a bit of fun doesn't make him incapable of loving you. It just means he's had more love and given it to other people.
It's selfish to expect your partner to only have love for you and to be pure for your sake. They're their own person.

Not as autistic as liking pirate and viking metal

This is why you only bf virgins.

The last homothread was shit.

It's had its rough patches, but I wouldn't change a thing about it. Free fucking is the way to go for us gays.

>tfw no bf who likes twinks but isnt one

Is that your only requirement for bf because I'm a hairy fat fuck and I love twinks.

Nah he has to be interesting and able to talk about animu and vidya at least, what are you interests?

>tfw no bf who isn't obsessed about twinkhood and doesn't fear aging

I definitely like animu and vidya but I haven't watched a lot of it, I definitely need someone to show me some good ones. I like guitar, vidya, sci-fi, good movies and good shows. Yours?

I like vidya animu and history, thats about it. I know it's boring. Can I add you?

History isn't boring at all! I like history, though I do find myself fascinated by wars the most, I know that's pretty edgy. How do you want to add me? I don't want to post my tag here.

> no bf to go to public baths with every day

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If you look like those two I'll gladly go with you.

I don't, I'm chubby but losing weight

>no bf with a big fan

I had it posted for a while, hope you caught it.

>slowly realizing im way kinkier than i thought i was
>bf is still just as vanilla as ever and some of my kinks i cant even bring up that i like them without him most likely then being uncomfortable dating me
Epic. I guess i will have to roleplay with internet people.

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Sorry I was showering before I had to leave, can you post it again?

nice quads
HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS

>tmw meow parents are forcing meow to sell tings online and interact with normans
Reeeeeeee, also summer janny did you end your school for toddlers yet its summer holidays :3 Tsun tsun janny :3
Yes meow did Axis#1112

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What makes twinks attracted to bears?

no idea, im not attracted to bears
source: am twink

I don't necessarily want a bear, just someone bigger and stronger than me cause I'm weak and "small".

Maybe tsun janny is tsun bumble.

>tfw not too fat not too bara not too hairy not too feminine not too masculine not too retarded bf to wrestle with on daily basis

Maybe swiffe is a bumble too

>tfw no bf who likes short slav boys with thicc thighs

Hey thats me.
What's your tag, sweetcakes B)

What's your tag user

Thicc thighs means that youre fat or a tranny, nyot sure whats worse :3

You forgot to say fat tranny

>implying
i have huge thighs no matter how skinny i am and i'm not a tranny

You can assume that he could be a fat tranny too

So youre a natural tranny uwu

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I don't have to assume, that's what he is

R9gays seem to like fat and slim trannies, kinda weird!

fr*ck off i'm 6'3 with a masculine face and broad shoulders i'd make a worse tranny than the ma'am guy

>tfw no bf who likes short slavs with skinny thighs

But he wanted a short thicc tranny not 6.3 tall chad thicc tranny you dummy

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i was just trying to say you can have thick thighs without being a tranny desu. Even when I was like 13 and underweight i had big thighs compared to all my friends

>tfw no bf who likes short slav boys with thicc thighs
>6'3
>short
>uses amerimutt measurement
>thick thighs
>masculine
>trap
You are leaking.

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>Even when I was like 13 and underweight i had big thighs compared to all my friends
Meow too because meow was a fattie :3

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>tfw no bf to call me a useless neet

When i was 13 i lost my parent and i became batman.

>tfw no Black Sabbath bf

>tfw no bf to feed me jaffa cakes and rub my tumm

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I was only disagreeing with fat thighs = fat/tranny i never said I was any of the other things
>>uses amerimutt measurement
we use feet and inches in the uk too, our measurement system is even more retarded desu

have you always been fat or something meow

>tfw no bf to save me from crushing loneliness

>have you always been fat or something meow
Meow was for most of meow life

someone pleaee tell me happy birthday