/r9gay/ - #780

Marrying your bf edition
The previous edition

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>tfw no american bf to take me to a shooting range
EU laws suck

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Go back to /lgbt/. True robots ain't faggs

what guns do you like

Is that shinij and kaworu?

I'm a pretty straight dude but for some reason the idea of foot dominating a guy makes me shoot ropes.

Do you think it'd be easy to find someone that would let me put my feet in their face?

originally unoriginally yes.

I like bolt action rifles and revolvers!

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Prison gay thread
Stop doing this

Oh okay, well eva sucks :3

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>eva sucks
based

Where in Europe are you user? I might be able to take you rabbit shooting if you're local enough.

Probably not, I'm in the middle of nowhere to the southeast.
We can still talk if you'd like!

Now here's a real shot in the dark for you, is the original art from Ouran High School Host Club?

Come live with me. We'll hunt together

If we're going hunting can I use a bow? I did some of that when I was a wee lad.
Not hunting just skill building

I don't know user, yes?

You can use whatever you prefer

Do you own any cool rifles user? Can you show me?

That sucks, I'm UK. People seriously underestimate how many people here outside the cities own bolt action rifles or shotguns. We've got two bolt actions now, the old family "get the fuck off our property" gun and some space age looking piece of shit my brother got at the county agriculture show for the previously mentioned rabbits.

You got any Lee Enfields owned by your grandads? We owned a kar98 but it was passed on to another family member. tfw nazi grandpa

>bf broke me in
>now im ruined for anyone else

is it okay to lie to your bf?>

>>now im ruined for anyone else
Good, thats what normans deserve

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where do people get images like this?

On tranny discord server

Absolutely not user, lying is just awful and it ruins your relationship

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depends on what tbdesu

Tbh I'd be very surprised if it wasn't.
Nah, it's just old farm rifle. An old Barrett Sporter iirc we from an Aunt in Yorkshire. I don't know what the other one is. Most of my grandparents were London orphans, so no WW2 hand me downs.
Did have a neighbor that died recently though, whose family had to very quietly relocate his old war trophies. A fully functional Tommy gun, a German Luger, and altogether too much Nazi memorabilia. Must have looted an SS officer or something.

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I need to move to USA and start a collection of my own.

say something mean about our residential tranny

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>tfw no bf who is actually good looking

me
orignaianly

nice acne lol

Sometimes I think he is super cute or female and just roleplaying here.

Just don't move to New York or anywhere else that's similarly cucked, they're worse than Europe when it comes to gun control.

So will u be my gunbf or not??

Paramore was never good.

>female and just roleplaying here.
Meow has a pecker, some people know :3

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I'm not American user, I'm afraid I ca t be your gunbf

I know you're not, but ok if you don't want to...

I hate fags idk why I post here

One day bfzeybf

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>tfw no bf to tickle my feet

>tfw no straight bf
why live

Is curious ok?

>tfw no bf to use me whenever he wants

HAIIIII QUEEEEENS

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is that a womenz?

fuck off nigger, dirty ass bitch

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my 2 older brothers are gay and younger brother(female) is trans. so 4 lgbt siblings altogether. is it genetics or coincidence?

>tfw lewd discord boys are trying to make me cum again
its not fair

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Speaking of straight guys the hottest guy Ive had sex with was a straight guy
I dont like being a home wrecker but he had a gf and two kids
For some reason sucking dicks that are committed with a vagina makes my hard at light speed
Why am I like this

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your parents are retarded

Go ask on /gaygen/ u degenerate normanscum

It seems you have accidentally entered Jow Forums.

Screw you for making me break my lurk rule and posting.
It sucks being curious and reading all this and not hating yourself for feeling disgusting for thinking about gay things

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I cant im rangebanned or I would

So you will waste your whole life thinking about gay stuff being bad?

I'll fap and feel good for a bit and afterwards feel guilt.

you mean one of them had kids too old or is gay>

just embrace fag
you might have fun

didn't know meow was a slut

Nobody really understands that feel, you all think it's so easy.

>tfw will never have bf but not sure if I want one

he's talking about his brother, meow tried to have sex with his brother.

Nah I get it, I tried a couple times too, didn't work out even once.
I think it might just be loneliness and a desire for companionship, we've seen alot of anons like that in these threads as of late.

Post red flags, anons.

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how you want to be used?

Is there anything I can hope for? Not sure what to do, inner conflict is too hard.

>tfw ate too much and now I feel bad

*rubs your tummy* OwO

If you still like girls I'd recommend just going for girls instead and forgetting this crap.

I don't that's the problem and I don't think I ever really did

do you ever finish anime just to do it? it feels like work sometimes

anime is for retards

This is true Manga and LNs are for true patricians.

there's no solution to "how do I stop being lonely and horny and insecure about my self worth and wants and desire for a partner" otherwise people wouldn't be in that situation

the only reason i watch is so i can talk to people about something and make friends

I guess but people don't seem to be like that most of the time here and they just post how they have sex constantly and how they enjoy being with their bfs
Feels like doing an hero sometimes would solve everything

Guess what, theyre mostly baiting your dum ass

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even if they were baiting its not like its the truth for 99% of gay boys.

Whats your problem then, its not hard to be like the rest

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>tfw no bf who can tolerate my loneliness and insecurity

99% of gays are turbonormies and a non negligible percent are like that aids advertising trip in here
your isolation and such isn't a result of you being different from the rest of the gays, it's because we're robots

Then be my robot bf user at least you will understand my suffering and vice versa ;_;

I could do that.
Probably.

Robots dont mate mate

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We can start out as friends at least? Talking to someone who understands this could be a nice change

>tfw no bf to motivate me into waking up and getting dressed for work

I don't want to lead you on then have it die
tell me a little about yourself

Sure, post your contact.

I neet, I play a lot of video games, I like manga, and I'm pretty much alone a lot

Is email ok?

Threadly reminder that EU boys are ghosters and will ghost you if you don't meet their standards for a bf. Don't let yourself get victimized.

Ya, that's fine.
[email protected]
email me your disc or somethin

wrong, am EU and i got ghosted by a burger

wrong am burger and ghosted as well as blocked by everybody

am euro and i got discriminated against by everyone

that's actually super sad ngl

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I can't get off from ghosting I need constant 24/7 abuse

Hun, I'd gost you after 4 or 5 meets, once your cock bores me. You know how it is ;)
My pharmacist could see my messy hair and smell that smell. She knew what I was doing last night. Shot me that look of "oh you" lolol.