I dare you to roast Luke Skywalker. Be ruthless

I dare you to roast Luke Skywalker. Be ruthless.

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I bet his feet smell really bad haha

why would you roast some guy who drinks green alien titty milk?

He looks like me, and I'm sick of hearing about it. We have nothing in common besides alignment.

Fucking manlet listens to his boomer uncle at 19. Can't think for himself except when he's trying to get himself killed. Only girl who ever showed interest was his sister who was just trying to piss another guy off.

dumb, poor, moisture farming cuck who wasted his life following the teachings of a militaristic cult which got BTFO by some old Jewish dude and his angsty teenage sidekick

He only voiced Majima in ONE Yakuza game, the loser.

Literal thin skinned faggot with daddy issues

Disney already did everything you possibly could to him

I bet he still wears the tighty whities his Aunt Beru bought for him on Tatooine throughout all three movies.

Agreed. Also thinking he has a micropenis. The lightsaber is totally overcompensating for something he is lacking.

How will he ever masturbate without his right hand?

Palpatine is definitely not Jewish. Remember the shower scene in Attack of the Clones? Palpatine cock was clearly uncircumcised.

his father was a FUCKING IDIOT

That's because they fucked up the casting for the cock double, dumbass.

You're a moron who doesn't know what he's talking about. My Dad works at Nintendo and was on the set when Attack of the Clones was being filmed and I've heard all about the shower scene. Right after Ian McDiarmid's money shot on Natalie Portman's face, his cock was 100% visible and it was definitely uncut. Also, I dated Ian's fluffer a few months later and she confirmed it. You obviously know nothing about Star Wars.

I mean, I love Luke Skywalker, I really do. Who can't, I mean the guy saved the fucking galaxy, but...when the literal only pussy you're able to attract is your fucking sister, I feel like you gotta work on your game a little, bud.

All those dildos he hangs around to compensate for his microsoft dick.

Dude kissed his sister. I can leave it at that.

Nice haircut lame-o

Star Trek did it better.

A literal bitchboy faggot in "The Force Awakens" he dies the most dishonorable way and gets his ass handed by Rey and Ren. He's supposedly "the strongest force user".

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Imagine having the green lightsaber but not even fucking using the forced powers over it.

when they kissed both didnt know they were related
also when you are a smelly sand boy who didnt achieved anything in his life so far and a hot princess kisses you for saving her would you care?

hes a lanklet

He is small pipi

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>ctrl+f
>"manlet"
>only 1 result

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>Reckless
>Bad haircut
>Too old to begin training
>Crashed into a swamp even with droid guidance
>Couldn't even sense a 7ft Yeti
>Manlet (compared to his dad)
>Older self is nothing compared to his Legends counterpart

I couldn't roast him nearly as hard as Obi-Wan roasted his dad.

He's performances in all the classic Star Wars movies are horrible, really autistic acting. (Haven't seen The Last Jedi, but I know the entire plot tho, it's horrible. He probably didn't do any good there, too.)

Gee, the guy loses his uncle and aunt, and he doesn't express nothing; he gets his hands cut off and doesn't express nothing. Sometimes, he speaks like a true autistc imbecile, fast and with no expression at all, wooden-acting.

He's fucking irresponsible. The only reason he's a successful Jed'I is because he was born with a high midichlorian count. That's like how the only reason people get to play pro basketball is if they are tall. If there were no tall people those same players might preform worse against say a football or soccer athlete. He also doesn't hold a blaster rifle like a man.

I don't need to, JJ and Rian Johnson already fucking killed his legacy and his character