*blasts you to smithereens*
*blasts you to smithereens*
you are not real so you cant hurt me
dummy
*smithereens invade lungs and gives you cancer*
*coughs cancer out because i have super lungs*
Well thanks. I had been meaning to go to Smithereens for some time now.
*cancer mutates back into me because i'm unstoppable*
*takes you into space then blasts you into smithereens into the sun*
*smithereens absorb the power of the sun turns and reduces your atoms to quarks*
*quarks reassemble into atoms and back into myself and i knock you into the dead zone*
*adds own acceleration warping the dead zone and returning to normal space behind you*
*performs spirit bomb, soaking all of your energy, then blows you to smithereens with the spirit bomb*
Thus thread
*this
*ignores bomb as spirt is not present in this mantis form, eats your head*
*head yells loudly in your body, exploding both your own body and my head, i then grow a new head because i am actually a namekian*
*body reforms into waiter, serves your head bits to you as a shit sandwich, over charges your credit card*
*reverses the charge onto your credit card for ∞+1 money*
*credit card not found, bank fines you for illegal transaction, "Sorry kiddo, you just got jewed"*
*bribes them gold to let me go*
>waiter
Your power is unmatched.