*blasts you to smithereens*

*blasts you to smithereens*

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you are not real so you cant hurt me
dummy

*smithereens invade lungs and gives you cancer*

*coughs cancer out because i have super lungs*

Well thanks. I had been meaning to go to Smithereens for some time now.

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*cancer mutates back into me because i'm unstoppable*

*takes you into space then blasts you into smithereens into the sun*

*smithereens absorb the power of the sun turns and reduces your atoms to quarks*

*quarks reassemble into atoms and back into myself and i knock you into the dead zone*

*adds own acceleration warping the dead zone and returning to normal space behind you*

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*performs spirit bomb, soaking all of your energy, then blows you to smithereens with the spirit bomb*

Thus thread

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*this

*ignores bomb as spirt is not present in this mantis form, eats your head*

*head yells loudly in your body, exploding both your own body and my head, i then grow a new head because i am actually a namekian*

*body reforms into waiter, serves your head bits to you as a shit sandwich, over charges your credit card*

*reverses the charge onto your credit card for ∞+1 money*

*credit card not found, bank fines you for illegal transaction, "Sorry kiddo, you just got jewed"*

*bribes them gold to let me go*

>waiter
Your power is unmatched.

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