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I once thought that traps weren't gay

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>be me
enjoy your hell now

I was once addicted to traps. I eventually realised that it was a result of my ever increasing porn addiction and I managed to recover, although I still have a wank once or twice a week.

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das gay

I wank off to mother son incest, but at least it's not men fucking other men anymore.

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I wank off to the memory of my ex blowing me before doing missionary for the sole purpose of her being on the pill

your reply has been entered in the log then flushed

>fellatio then missionary
I thought you guys had a cooldown period or whatever after each ejaculation.

not all blowies end with ejaculation
unless you're one of those guys who blows str8 away and not after a half hour of suck and 45 minutes of phuk

oh okay, basically preparing the noodle.
got it.

>be me
>go to school
> see a girl
>she looks in my direction
>she walks forward opening her arms
>she smiles
>think she is gonna hug me
>get nervous and sweaty
>she walked past me and hugged a guy behind me

reeeeeee. why does this happen? also i made a thread about this some months ago. maybe you remember.

>larping
You're a sad one! Everyone on Jow Forums is a loser, that includes you too.

just because you're pathetic doesn't make everyone like you m8

No, using Jow Forums make you pathetic by default, you're no exception. I don't know how that high school aged brain of your's works but using Jow Forums doesn't make you cool or popular.

if using Jow Forums makes you pathetic, then using tumblr must make me admirable

That's retarded. It might be pathetic if you spend all your time on Jow Forums but that would also be the case for any other site.
Lots of people have normal lives even though they are on Jow Forums.

I never claimed I was cool or popular
but last time I checked your cunt opinions didn't matter to anyone and still don't so fuck off dickhead

Nobody remebers it since nobody cares about you desu

>be me
>waste life on wow
>die alone
the end
>whomstv quotesteh

i know. but i dont want that little chance of someone saying im stealing to happen.

You don't deny being underage?
MODS???

I the eyes the media yes. In my eyes no

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Still not denying, kinddyfag

you made no accusation to start with retardo
not that I have to issue denials to slobberingly butthurt cunts that I BTFO'd in some other thread

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Once upon a time there was this man in a very far away land. He had zero friends, talk to nobody, nobody liked him, had no life and did nothing everyday. One day he discovers a website full of people just like him. He becomes friends with all of them and share pictures of their waifus together in said website. Still they are losers pieces of garbage, but now they are glad they have each other. And they live happily ever after.

fucking weebs i swear

there once lived a legendary user named FriendlyRapist. he was an adventurer and a man of culture. seeking every meme the world got to offer. mastering the art of hentai while not being deceived by faggotry.on his legendary adventures he would be known as the great raider. for he was mighty in his memetic battles. Only God knew the extent of his powers and prowess. with the power of memes he cleanses the lands of normies and sjws. but long gone now. it is rumored that he still is on his adventures, cleansing the world of filth. the hero we deserve

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I'm trying to fuck my mum but at least it's not a dude anymore amirite guys!