SWEDEN IN WAR

swedish army just came by, told me to pack a back and go into the woods
IT'S HAPPENING
THE SIRENS ARE BLARING
I'M PACKING MY BAGS NOW. UPDATE SOON

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Thats just the warning that the interracial breeding grounds are starting. Better bring your wife before she misses on the BBC.

HEADING IN TO THE FOREST NOW

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A GOOD PLACE TO MAKE A SHELTER?
WILL PINE TREE BRANCHES STOP A NUCLEAR BLAST?

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OH MY GOD PUBG IS REAL NOW WTF IS THIS TIMELINE

FOUND SOME FRESH WATER.

UNLESS THE PINKO RUSKIES CONTAMINATE IT I'M ALL SET

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You dumb shit you're walking to your execution.

FOUND SOME FOOD

you think those were russian soldiers trying to trick me out into the forest?

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to be in the open is to win
because to have surstroming and open it in fresh air is to gain.

Ffs Sven, why are you like this?

Also, I haven't had my leaflet yet.

Saw my first f35 today. Man those fuckers are louder than the f16s.

Nice bag. Maybe up the anty on medical supplies op.

>swedes now shitting up not only their country but also Jow Forums

maybe the government doesn't deem you important enough to save, leif.

Kekaronni

But for real, are you going to be exterminating the Islamic cancer, or executing your own people? We'll see if your country still has enough of that fighting Viking Spirit or not.

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Nice autism thread bro keep it up!

you already lost the war for your country

is this a drone?

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>Saw my first f35 today
Yeah right, it's stealth. You literally didn't.

Jag är invandrare så kanske.

>no ax
And you call yourself a sveed
>ikea bag
a sveed

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>no results for this image

Good bread. Thats a classified weapon system

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Du kan inte dricka sjövatten. Inte ens om du har klor tabletter.

rundown on that booklet?

why not? that's retarded. I've drank it without boiling or anything many times. please explain.

fuck you, larp poster
I want a real habbening, not bullshit

>apply to be in the military voluntarily
>deny me because allergic to peanuts
Fucking cucks. Meanwhile they let transgender snowflakes into the military

Vilken sjö bor du bredvid som man inte kan dricka sjövattnet av?

>Vilken sjö bor du bredvid som man inte kan dricka sjövattnet av?
he probably a city dweller. the abolute STATE of city cucks.

watch out for skinwalker bro

>*puts peanut dust all along the border*

Hoppas du gjort din värnplikt. Ta dig till din krigsplacering och mobilisera.

if you can't fight a peanut, how can you fight the russians?

A peanut is a lot tougher than russians

Can you join the home guard? Not quite as good I know but it's something.

Packing my spoons right now lad cant wait to fight for Sweden, you have to give me citizenship when the wars over however.

>flag

They probably expect the russians to throw peanuts at me or some stupid shit
Just to avoid them, it's not hard unless you have 56IQ
No they denied me fucking everything

You’d have to be transgender to get in

I'm sure the hordes of new Swedes will save you; it's not like they have a history of deserting a shitty country at the first opportunity.

the absolute STATE of the swedish military, denying people for the smallest of reasons when we have NO FUCKING TROOPS.

Ah that really sucks, I'm sorry to hear that. Do you mind me asking what you'll do instead?

Dont lie upsidedown man, you just need to claim you are 16 and pray to moohamhead.

Nice pack of adhesive plastic stripes with medicated pad! How many out of the 50 do you have left dear friend?

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Skitsnack bögjävel.

Unfff. Would go innawoods. This shit is motherland as fuck.

>Airgun

What you gonna do, blow 'em?

hunting birds.

>viking spirit

Given the state of the swedes these days i question if they are even descendants of the Vikings...

This is the best post on Jow Forums

work, see if I can become a cop or something.

Didn't even get bad results or anything, everything was above 6

>SWEDEN IN WAR
youtube.com/watch?v=F6FEzGJjgrs

So what is this? Any plane experts ready to explain this.

How much time did you use to prepare this op.

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Good luck to you, it's not easy but I hope it works out for you.

don't forget your buttplug

itt cock crazy sven goes into the woods looking for wild bbc all while larping on containment board

the temperature just hit 27.5c.
I think the russians might have detonated a thermonuclear weapon

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Something had to replace the SR71 and A12s

the blueberries are not in season. it's gonna be a rough couple of months until i finally get some food. I'll be surviving off the bark of the pine trees until then. you can eat the inner bark. tastes a bit bitter, but better than nothing.

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looks like a su-35 flying squirrel

just ate my two last mustard rations...

christ.

war is hell.

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go home sven

Be careful there might some rapist in the woods

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Did you even bring "everything you need to know ever"?

What kind of a half assed getout plan is this op. We prepared for this.

Ät rötter

Och var lugn, jag tar hand om din fv medans du är borta

>barkbröd
>sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barkbröd
here you go fren, good luck

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is this swedes version of sneed and feed

I hope you brought the hummus

>life without mustard
dear christ

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No, they are probably rounding up non-Muslims finally

Happy Ramadan, Sven.

Savage

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Finally some qualiy here.

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Pssh let us watch Sven and his postapocalyptic Minecraft adventure.

Håller dig undan öppna ytor ffs!

>Saw my first f35 today. Man those fuckers are louder than the f16s.
I've heard them here too but I haven't seen them yet. But I could tell it wasn't f16 I know that sound well. I been sleeping hard today but I heard them I think either yesterday or the day before

It's not the Ruskies.
It's the Fingolian horde.

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it's mustard

It's "at war", dumb neighbor.

Stay in the woods.

They are telling you the threat is "Russia" but the threat is the non white invaders within. Nearly 20% of Sweden is of a migrant background of which 17% are from outside of Europe and the number is rising every day.

Sweden is preparing for the upcoming election towards the end of the year expecting riots and civil unrest when the far right gain a lot of influence based on current polls giving them 21.6% of the national vote.
Because that booklet has been sent to every Swedish home by the government telling them what to do in the event of war.

And thus, the great purge of filthy white males begins in Swedistan

Good. Stay there.

building a shelter

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found some wild cherries

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>the Swedish army gave me a survival manual in a friendly PR stunt and gesture of kindness and I took it and made it a retarded LARP
Fixed that for ya Sven

Reddit go and stay go

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edible?

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Satellites.
If they have replaced the sr71 it would be a hypersonic drone.

Hi Levi

Uff da

>he didn't wear his camouflage
You're fucked, mate.

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No.

LET'S KILL MORE WHITE MALES, DO IT FOR AHMAD SO THAT HE CAN REPLACE YOU.

Imagine having to fight some 7 foot 300 lb Björn type motherfucker to see who gets to eat the tree bark.

>teenager goes larping in the backyard to shitpost while her sister is being plowed by jamal and ahmed
Can't make this shit up

i dont see it....

inb4 OP dies because he ate toxic mushrooms.

RUN

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protein

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They took my fucking horses from the farm! They're mobilising here aswell!