No lollygaggin'

No lollygaggin'.

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no

*loligagging

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By order of the Jarl, stop right there!

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*BATTLE CRY*

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YEEAARGH

My cousins out fighting dragons and what do I get? Guard duty

Citizen.

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Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll?

Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.

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*casts minor illusion*

Go cast your fancy magic someplace else

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

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I am the Jarl's Thane, I demand that you release me immediately.

Unfortunately, I am the high king of Skyrim.

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Hail Summoner, conjure me up a warm bed, won't you?

Can we put all Finns in a giant sauna but instead of steam put chlorine gas?

I don't know where you'd find such a big sauna.

Who shit in your bangers and mash, you limey faggot?

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