Fucking weed

How bout suck ma cock

Every time a mate offers weed I still take that shit knowing regardless of the amount I either start panicking or get extremely paranoid, I can't even enjoy it. Why do I do this to myself?
>the best drug
Nah weeds gay, I'd rather get a high from alcohol

I have the same problem. If you stoned Just take a xanax and it will calm you down

Benzos would make the high worse for the first few minutes, eventually the weed effects will dissipate. I don't understand why you'd smoke it just to kill the high with xanax in the first place

Which strain should I vape today? Pic related.

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i've bought of co-workers from every job i've had, also i have two cousins that sell it, and a third cousin's ex-wife's bf sells it

actually this one time i just got off my shift and saw a white guy smoking weed from his car in the parking lot and bought a couple gs off him lol

chances are you have connects all around you, just gotta start the conversation

I use to smoke a fuckload but now i can't because of horrible anxiety but I had anxiety anyway so not smoking it is making it worse. I hope it goes away soon...

sex weed

grow your own man, 4 plants a harvest and you will never want for weed again.

I guess I can always ask my nephew but I didn't want to be "that" Uncle.

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I only smoke doints

tfw used to smoke weed everyday but i got a christian gf who will probably leave me if i start smoking again.

lavender kush

Alcohol sucks. I used to drink all the time, and all it gave me was hangovers, and a near death experience. It also tastes bad, or at best okish. I still drink with family on occasion, but weed is something that you can enjoy often with no hangovers, and the side effect that food tastes amazing. The winner is clear imo.

Don't form a complete seal. Try to get around 50% air, 50% smoke. That's how I eased myself in.

You don't want to be that cool uncle? Why not? My uncle taught me how to roll a joint. He was cool as fuck.

Well that's your problem, beugs are the way to go

I've been counting and I've smoked 6719 bongs since new years.
Anyone else keeping score?

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That's 36 bong hits a day.

Get a bong

Don't inhale as you suck. Gather the smoke first, open your mouth for a brief moment, then inhale.

Hey, I got a bong, and the smoke still makes me cough. What's up with that? Is that just what happens, or is my technique wrong or something?

Dealers like to stop me on road.
I have dreads.

>Giving a fuck about different strains
What a fucking meme.

Is it big? I find bongs on the smaller side to hit smoother, especially if you have asthma or something.

It's a decent size. It's got an 18 inch neck.

What size is the piece?
Do you smoke bongs in 1 hit or several?

It's this one with a bigger bowl. 420science.com/collections/mav-glass/products/mav-glass-18in-9mm-beaker
I've tried to do it in 1 hit and succeeded a few times, but I cough up a lung afterward. So, I usually do it in like, six hits or so.

Thanks autism.

Convince her to leave her religion
You'd do her a favour

you can also smoke from your fist, just stick the joint between two fingers and suck from where your thumb is

shove em up your butt
hope this helps

how would a smaller bong hit smoother, ive got one thats like 15cm high and it almost hits like a blunt

I do not know the science behind it friend. Just my own experience.

Is the cool weed uncle the male equivalent of the cool wine aunt?

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i bet your're the type of dumbass who buys mid for the same price as good strains and say "aLl We3d i$ tHe s4me!!!!

Try cbd weed,without the thc it calms you down and gives you most of the health benefits without getting you high

I've made cigarette like joints by wrapping rolling paper around a small wooden dowel, putting a filter inside, and packing the weed in from the top.

I made a quick example, they don't burn too terribly but regular joints are just much better.

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I buy a Q of skunk you charlatan.

looks like high quality, but chemical taste would give me headache

luckily there are strains tasting like earth or various fruits these are the best

panic attack? i don't get it, panic about what? the thing is supposed to make u relax. Well yeah sometimes i become a lil paranoid too when i smoke, but that mostly depends on the situation, who i am with and my psycological conditions in that moment. Try some xannies if i may suggest, it's the best combo ever (xanax annihilates the eventual side effects that weed may induce, MAX_comfi).
Oh btw nice digits.

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got the chamber reducer for this thing and been putting hash in the capsules with the weed
it's very effective

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>Have to plug this shit in to get stoned
My friend has this monstrosity
Wasted my fucking stash

>>Have to plug this shit in to get stoned
exactly, can't beat that muscle with any battery-powered vaporizer

It didn't even work. I couldn't feel a damn thing.

get good lmao
lots of tutorials on how to use it online

>Needing a tutorial to smoke
That's rock bottom son

Then I think I have a solution for you there pal, don't smoke "doints". Use a bong with an ice catcher and put ice in it

just got this thing for 45 euro because im a cheap goy, what do you think?

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Wear a condom or you will get SToneD.

I'm a dealer and have literally stopped dreaded people before. Do you guys mind?

There's something I like about the makeshift look. Cigs look too corporate.

Do people really smoke alone? The only time I smoke weed is when friends invite me to smoke with them, because getting stoned together is fun as fuck.

Do you also like to drink out of a gourd and or barrel? It's a product you consume. If you don't plant foods nor shop at flea markets and such then you're being hypocritical with your aesthetic tastes. Beer in the can looks good. Cigs look good due to their flawless shape. Electronics look good due to the shapes too. Would you like a wooden with still bark on it object?

I mean really. Humans are meant to strive towards perfection. Literal degenerate taste. I can see what the republicans were talking about now.

>smoking with others is fun
Not if you hate people you normalfaggot.

>tripfag
>spewing incoherent bullshit nobody cares about
gee how unpredictable

wow u h8 ppl ur so special n cool

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This is what happens when you're raised mostly by a woman - you start being like this.

if nothing works, darknet markets are always an option. the only bad thing that ever happened to me was that 2 orders got lost but i got a full refund so no big deal.

Just don't reply to the autist and filter him.

>This is what happens when you're raised mostly by a woman
>vaginaisevil
...maybe he's trying to tell us something afterall...

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Therefore, I bully tripfags until they kill themselves (or stop using trips, but they'll probably kill themselves before that happens).

i used to smoke bong on a regular basis and i always coughed. always. no exception. Although, ice cubes and all that do make the hit smoother, and you should definetly try it with dried fruits or your fav soft drink (for me its monster energy). tastes amazing and lets you forget about that violent hit you just took

How do I get high enough to enjoy things again? Like I smoked some horrible bud months ago with this chick and actually was dying laughing at Family Guy, I want to be that high. I have about a quarter left right now smoking from a bong

You genuinely need executed for taking bong hits with monster. You're the monster.

They can and they do, retard.

Learn to argue instead.

Sure thing. Because we won't all be trips someday to improve this place. Sure sure.

I was half raised in foster care actually.

I have zero feeling for family dynamics other than eternal cringe.

>strawmanning
Illogical

Lack of retort detected. If you can't understand the point of art and consistency then you're the one that is not so coherent.

You never see people selling them that way.

No professionalism.

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>I have zero feeling for family dynamics other than eternal cringe.
That's funny because that's the exact feeling the world has about you.

I didn't know anyone who smoked (as much) weed, so i got used to smoking alone. There were few times i smoked with a friend's squad and it was super fun and all, but i'm always that kind of background friend who just tends to blend into the background and observes "the scene unfolding" and all of that so i was not the ideal fit for that group.

Now i do know 1 or 2 people who smoke but i'm so used to smoking alone, it's super awkward and weird and i generally don't like it. Maybe it's because i don't really vibe with those people on the level i would enjoy when stoned, or just bc i'm not the most social guy. idk and honestly, idc.

See image above image family.

These mentally ill autists feed off negative attention. Just ignore him until he kills himself because he doesn't get any attention anymore.

Hey man, if you want friends you have to be a friend and there's more to it than laughing at other dudes jokes.

hahahahaha look at this poor fag
>learn to argue
hahahah
>muh broken family pls be nice to me hahahahahahahahahahahhaahah
>t-that's illogical! u cant talk like dat!
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT DOES THIS GUY EVEN UNDERSTAND AHHAHAHAHAH
>point of art and consistency
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE'S LITERALLY A FUCKING AUTIST GOD I LOVE THIS AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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>selling joints
underage b&

I'm 30 and even before it were legal you'd figure people would have made it look better. How hard is it to color a fucking box and buy one of those cheap cig machines and filters? As overpriced as weed is you'd figure they'd do such a thing, like having a glass bottle for wine due to it being pretentiously expensive rather than plastic. It's about art. They're legal now so you figure someone would advertise a fancy package.

If I had vape oil I"d literally inject it into something like pic related.
>XD is my argument
Okay you chronic frog poster.

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You literally said "you never see people selling [joints] [...]", nothing you can say can prove you aren't underage b&.

>rolling joints is art XD
are you retarded?

It is art.

I posted that joints look not like cigs. Like nice actual cigs. Never see them sold THAT WAY.

Upgrade your reading comprehension. They sell shitty looking le stoner tier pre-wrapped in places like Oregon so that look is advertised. It's a shitty look. THEN they're all the same color and fat at the end, it's just dogshit. The only thing they have other than that is cigars that are very expensive for dude weed I had seen before.

It's like people are trying to use translucent paper so they can get hard off of the look of the ground up weed.

>Never see them sold THAT WAY.
You're probably that kid from the sixth grade that bought joints for 20$ each lol

>tfw order $89 mix and match oz online and it's delivered to me within a few hours
that's one of the few good things about living in the SF Bay Area

It'd be worth it as they put 10 USD worth of weed in it, the actual joint parts are 15 cents in value but the machine that makes them would eventually break down so you have to pay for that and the risk of delivery.

Even a gram of legal hemp is like 10 USD per gram.

Joking faggot. Go play with yourself or something. I never got high until 21 and only once then never again until 23 then only bi weekly. I'm no stoner child faglord, hence why I have no biased stoner taste. My taste is institutionalized tier and I love the industrial decay that is society as it is today. The degradation of society, that pristine can of beer is the death of our very species and I love it.

Joking I actually just have a small amount of OCD and love actual literal industrial decay more than metaphorical industrial decay, though both be fine depending on my mood. Are you still reading this? Go fap little boy.

Shoo SHOO

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these are sold in most dispensaries around here, the brand is Toast. haven't tried them due to the price/quantity ratio, but if you want cannabis packaged like a cigarette it does exist

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he already answered this - he doesn't see anyone "selling them". Like street dealers are just pre rolling joints to sell people.

>why don't street dealers waste a bunch of time and effort making a product few of their customers want which could make it easier for the cops to arrest them/give them even more charges
yeah that's fucking retarded

Fuck let me guess you pay a ton of money for that. 1gram? Where do you live user?

That's good. I never saw any like that when looking online at pictures.

How would it cost them more prison time or get them caught? If hidden in cig packages it'd be more stealthy one would figure.

Also, waste time? All they do is plant a literal weed then weight it after snipping a piece off. Then they price gouge the shit out of it. The least they could do is have business hours and pristine packaging.

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weigh* not weight

They get paid good money for growing a weed.

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I went to the website for that toast cig/weed and it doesn't tell you anything about price.

The world is pretty gay even if they are very aesthetic. Just says six grams. I know it'd be more than a rate of ten USD per gram so I'll just assume the thing is a hundred USD and not worry about trying to find out how much it costs. It's a marketing scheme to hide prices like that online as they vary by location and they like to force you in the door so you're more likely to impulse buy once you're there lest you waste a journey. How insulting.

Though pretty.

most dealers, especially low level ones, are not growers. growing weed actually takes a fair amount of time, effort, space, and (in non legal states) risk, so most black market cannabis these days is from legal growers looking to sell their product for more than dispensaries/distributors are willing to pay. if the weed is just in a jar and under a certain weight they could claim it's for personal use, if it's individually packaged it's obviously for sale. also, most smokers wouldn't trust a prerolled joint from a dealer, as it could contain fillers, other drugs, or just really low quality cannabis

>most is from legal growers
Glad I do not smoke. Cancer ahead people.