/britfeel/

I AM GIV ME ONE GIV GIV GIV
I AM EFFECTIVELY BERRIVED OF A WIFE THIS IS UNFAIR I WANT TO HOLD A GIRLS HANDS I CRY EVERY DAY SOMEONE LOVE ME

Lads, Im bored. Should I
a) Read a book
b) Do some work
c) Watch youtube channels
d) Something else

What are you lot doing now?

Because they're autists and only see binary choices. They don't consider what's in between.
Also this is /britfeel/, at least they're not arguing about trannies for a change.

randomly on this korean girl's twitch

she's freaking out over remembering the disney robin hood animation from her childhood

twitch.tv/hachubby

just finished the hobbit
might watch the second film or some twitch maybi
read before bed, I say

bloody hell it's only half 10 and i want to go to bed

i never really considered it as going out.

and to the other comment, its a bit hard to follow up your last text to be honest.

I'm putting a scope on a gun with new mounts and making sure it shoots straight but it's a bit dark now.

every time i come onto britfeel its moni this cola that scea this andrew that and all these other names i keep seeing. doesn't all this stuff go against the very idea of this board? i'm tired of it. i don't care about any of them or whatever drama of the day is happening between them all. when will it all end?

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It was cola pretending to be BL.

What would you like to talk about then lad? Pick a subject.

Gamergirl bathwater has finally arrived lads, time to smoke this shit.

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Not really bedtime yet, but yeah Ill save the book for then. Will be easier to wind down I guess.

Who you planning to shoot, lad?

You can't say that and not post it. I want to see the "nice guy" turn around when an incel doesn't get their way.

>its a bit hard to follow up your last text
you've got the wrong person, unless I'm ratardid

She said "Ive lost control again, Ive lost controooooooooooooaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Targets lad, maybe some rats if they start playing up again but I've got to get it aligned right first.

i had to do it, i properly fucked the last 1 up.

Dont shoot rats! They're super cool. Make great pets.

the true fans pipet that straight into their japs eyes you know

ironic cause all he said was he would need some time.

Nothing in particular. I always just drop by to post random youtube links of british pop songs from the 80s or something like that, or occasionally have a little rant about my bad day or some cheeky bint at the job centre, or just read other peoples posts. I just found it quaint that britfeel turned into some sort of soap opera at some point.

Here's a tune then

youtube.com/watch?v=Sv_2u-YaQCw

Radio... Live Transmission.... Listen to the darkness, let it ring on; eyes, dark grey lenses brighter than the sun; we could have a fine time living in the night, left to blind destruction waiting on our sight....

HERE COMES MONI MONI MONI MONI CHING CHING BLING BLING PAKI TRANNY

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Who is this lad? Someone posted him a while back and I wondered who he was

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Not when they're chewing my duck's foot off while she was still alive. Where I live rats are the enemy.

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Decent tune lad and from me youtube.com/watch?v=8Pa9x9fZBtY

HOW DOES HE HAVE SUCH A QT GEE EFFF I WANT TO DIE THIS IMAGE EXISTS TO TORTURE ME AHHHHHHHHHH

How much did you pay for that, you bloody idiot?

>he didnt get one with a fart bubble

/britfeel/ has always had characters lad, they're like part of the furniture.

*sweeps round the furniture*

Thirty bongs lad

BWAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NOOOOOO WHAT A FUCKING KEK LMAO

oi, who are you?

belledelphinestore.com/product-page/gamergirl-bath-water

read that as "bellendpinestore" then kek

I've seen this meme going about, the only thing sadder then buying someones bath water is pretending you did

Any you lads watch Love Island? This Amy fella is fuckin chronic leper-tier. If I was Curtis Id physically dump her in the pool straight away the soppy bitch.

30 quid for fucking bathwater from a camwhore? Thats one of the saddest thing ive seen.

find that dunkey cuckhold video very interesting

wouldn't be surprised to see shippy likewise bringing a hung black bull into the bedroom if he ever got a girlfriend. can just picture him sat in the corner wearing his BNP rosette, tugging away very merrily.

>Any you lads watch Love Island?
found a britfeel roastie, tfw no gf lads ere is ur gee eff

I'd argue buying bath water is sadder lad but whatever floats your boat.

this is hilarious coz whete im from thats a saying "id drink her bathwater". And this sluts takin the piss.

Are you tapped in the head or somethinng? Thirty quid for a jar of water. That is fucking ridiculous, I hope when you get old you look back at this and shake your head at your stupidity.

nah it's like
>actually shagging a fat bird
>pretending you shagged a fat bird

Yeah sure, very comparable

anyone for cards?

youtube.com/watch?v=qnlo-6qz5MU

I'm me, the council sent me. Said sommat about rats too so I brought me shooter.
Bit untidy here innit? Shoudn't you be doing more than leaning on your broom?

>buying bath water
>wanting people to think you've bought bathwater

Out of vodka. Just feel bloated from the mixer

What you on about lad? Im a robot.

Ha ha yeah mate *turns round to talk to someone else*

fuck lol yeah, i wouldnt drink my fucking ex gfs bathwater, all the fucking chemicals...

*looks up from newspaper*

im the caretaker of this thread, its alot more clean and tidy than any other thread in r9k, as for the rats, they are anons pets so you cant shoot them, same goes for all them dead blackbacks near the snooker table

you look like a knob facing the wall lad

*picks up yer gun*
Cor this is a belter
Woah, just seen a ninja out in the garden
QUICK TO THE DEFENSE TURRETS
*runs off upstairs*

be my daddy pleazy weazy

'S alright mate, I'm on day rate so I'll just sit on my arse like everybody else.

*shoots next door's dog because the sights aren't aligned*

Dunno if this is your pic lad but it's so obvious it doesn't need to be said but I will anyway - this is just tap water straight from the faucet. Did you buy it for the lolz? Because its not funny it's quite sad you could have given that 30 quid to charity mate

*shoots a conifer*

It really depresses me that we live in a world where desperate men will buy a whores used bath water. Is this a normal reaction? Should I mind my own business?

that would make sense. the weird thing is that it applied exactly the same way to me except I don't have a new girl

*nicks a bike out the britfeel shed*

Who the fuck is BL? Hint pleasey.

Banbury Lad

*crack*
*AAAAAAAAAGH*
Oh fuck lads I think I accidently shot someone with a bike. Is he one of ours?

Bumhole Lobster

>tfw you jerked off to xev mommy incest porn again

no ragrets

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best to just not think about it at all lad

Ah I see now, thanks. Quads confirms it, noice.

Bumming Lieutenant

Blacklisted Loser. Like SCEA but a different type of loser.

if your mum worked in stilettos club in the early 1990s then i probably already am

if you really want to help then you can tackle the wasps nest over there, theyve near enough taken control of the north end of the thread over the last few months

*chucks you a fire extinguisher*

patrician desu. been a while since I fapped to based Xev though, think she's pregnant as well so haven't been into the recent vids. the one she did with princess leia with full penetration is GOAT

True, lad.
*takes a sip of coffee and continues his dynasty warriors battle as sun shangxiang*

Looks a bit too scruffy to be one of ours and he smells bad.
Shall I chuck him on the pavement and nick his bike?

nice.
*sips the last bit of tea and snuggles into bed with a book*

He's an ex britfeel poster, used to post his waifu until he met her.

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eating pizza that cost me a quid what have i come to

God I wish that was me (male)

Thought the /britfeel/ caretaker died of lung cancer?

What you reading, lad? Picked up a few books in the library today myself.

This amused me, bravo

Fuck that mate, not in my contract. I'll ring work to send environmental protection round, if this place needs a proper delousing we'll all have to stand in the garden for a few hours. Least it'll be sunny ay? Just what some of these lads need.

fook off Poley yer silly twat

Crime and Punishment desu. Managed to read 30 pages today which is a record since my attention span has gone to shit. What books did you pick up?

Yeah, get his phone as well, we can flog it to CEX in the morning.

could fight any one of you dickheads I reckon