>Be you >In bed at night, trying to sleep >Pic related busts into your room, takes off her panties and sits on your face >Her asshole is right in your nose and she farts in your face for hours >You are completely trapped under her huge ass
We already had this thread, OP, you haven't even given us long enough to think up a new tactic. If she can manhandle me like that, then there's really not much I can do but to lick away at her unless she wants to take further advantage of me. What would you do, though?
idk what I would do man I think i'd just enjoy it tho desu
But why would she do that, though? Like, did she meet you or see you somewhere before, and just decided that she just needs to have you to the point that she's willing to break into your house? It just seems kind of wild, man. Like, would that ever happen to someone? I'd probably be busy thinking about that the entire time.
She's a family friend that had fantasies about sitting on your face and farting for as long as she's known you
Well that'd explain how she managed to get in without setting off the alarm, at least. She could've at least tried asking me first, though, that's kind of rude.
Dude she just can't help it she HAS to sit on your face
Yeah, but she could at least knock first, that scared the shit out of me! Speaking of, I hope she picked the lock instead of breaking my door, or I'm going to be really upset with her to the point where she's gonna have to do a lot more than fart in my face to make it up to me.
Inhale every one of her farts, and use my weak arms and all their strength to push her up for a second and ask her to shit down my throat.
Okay but what would you want her to do other than sit on your face? Facesitting is the peak of anything in this universe, what could you possibly want more?
Good point, there really isn't anything better than that. That doesn't stop my dick from being hard, though, so she could at least play with it a little bit so I don't get blue balls. Plus, it might be fun to try facesitting and something else at the same time. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, two good things at once for what could very well be an even greater experience, though I could be wrong.
What if she invites her sister over to bounce on your dick
Oh, that's good. If she's anything like her sister, though, she probably won't have to worry about me being too uppity. Though it's kind of weird to have a family friend and her sister break into my house and have their way with me, I guess I couldn't complain if they decide they want to do it again sometime. Though, it's not like I can stop them. How long is this going to happen for, though? I've got work in the morning, and by being completely trapped under her huge ass, is she at least nice enough to let me catch my breath every now and again?
I guess you'll have to call in sick to work because she'll stay there until she's completely exhausted. Also yes she will sometimes lift her butt just a little bit but even then, the only thing you'll be able to breathe are her farts
Well that's alright, I've got some sick days, and as long as I don't asphyxiate, I'm good. But if she's gonna keep doing this in the future, we're going to have to come to an agreement to at least allow me to go to sleep on time on work days, but in exchange, I'll be all hers from Friday evening to Sunday night to make up for it. Same offer goes to her sister as well. I've still got to come in sometimes, after all. Though that would definitely motivate me to consider trying to move all my work to a home office, if possible.
Yeah Fridays and Sundays only are definitely not enough for her, she's gonna need a lot more than that.
I meant from when I come home Friday evening through to Sunday night, including all of Saturday, that's like, 36 hours I'll be awake and she can ride my face for, hot damn. That's four hours short of a full work week, and that's if she only came by on those three days. If she also stopped by for like, 4-5 more hours after work every work day, that would bring it to anywhere from 52-56 hours per week! If she's somehow that insatiable, then I won't be able to maintain a job at all. She doesn't want me to lose my job, does she?
Dude, you're lucky enough to have that woman sit on your face, are you really gonna complain about losing your job?
Oh, well I just figured she wouldn't want to have to bring me in and take care of me, but if she wants to do that, then hell yeah, fuck the system. I'll gladly clean up and do whatever the fuck else needs to be done before she comes back home to ride my face into the freshly vacuumed carpet. Does it hurt you too to know we don't have this right now?
Life is fucking cruel ain't it. And of course she's a mommy and will take care of you and then sit on your face as much as she physically can
Actually when you think about it, it is undeserved. This woman was just born with the perfect body, she obviously does not work out or anything to preserve that figure, she just exists. Still wanna lick her ass tho.
Well, she does have to do just a little bit, but it's really just as simple as not eating too much or too little. Oh, another beauty. This gives me hope, user. Thank you, I hope you find yours as well.
Have a fake seizure She gets scared and gets up Yell "I'm not epileptic, you whore!" Run away
Honestly I highly doubt she does any considerable effort. I think she just has it in her genes to not grow much fat on her face and neck, she probably could gain more weight without it affecting her face
Probably. I just said she at least does something, though again it's really as simple as not stuffing her face. Though she's already perfect as is, I'm curious how she could fill out any more, now. How do you even prove yourself worthy to a goddess like this? Cheers, user.
reach for gun, remember I'm a noguns, start crying and promise myself that I'll listen to Jow Forums next time
Also when you look at her face, the smoothness is definitely photoshop. She is still extremely hot in the videos she post on instagram, but you know, there's still a bit of retouching. Her body however is consistent between her videos and photos, that means she really is just that fucking thick