Beer guzzling, belching, hideous dress sense - and that's some of the nicer things the rest of the world said about British women.British females were lambasted when asked which country had the ugliest women in an international poll. Votes poured in, with people from around the globe eager to point out how overweight, unladylike, and generally foul British women are.Major complaints centred around how many are 'rude', 'drink pints of beer like men' and 'end up drunk in the gutter'. The British women accused of unashamedly farting and belching in public, of letting their fat hang out, were smothered in 'bad tattoos' and committed crimes against fashion by proudly sporting 'too-tight bikinis and football shirts'.
IDK, Im on a dating site and I've noticed a disproportionate amount of hotties in the UK.
Kevin Ramirez
its universally accepted that Brits are the ugliest people in Europe, and the most boorish and unpleasant in all of Europe. The fact that limeys suck isn't anything new.
It's the leftism. Being a lefty strongly correlates with being physically disgusting. Take pic related. It's a Swede, who are normally quite good looking. Introduce leftism and it's full untermensch.
Whether their malformed appearance is a result of their attitude to life or their physical degeneracy causes them to go left, I don't know.
British women are fucking loud, drunk and are becoming increasingly messy. It takes a strong man to tame a woman like that, and I see it around but fuck me man- they're ugly as fuck.
Lucas Fisher
ej boga mi, sve turistkinje iz Uk koje dođu su uglavnom gadne ko govno ...
in other news non-country fascinated by clickbait daily mail article
Ethan Walker
'cos you are an incel with low standards and no sense of reality.. go google her pictures today xD
Josiah Ward
>One on the left >Woman lel
Lucas Stewart
Those are the face even their mothers would hate. And the leg tattoo? Really?
Ian Wright
I saved the life of a british woman in 2013. She was sitting on a fountain rim talking to herself at Sunny Beach resort, and fell head first into the fountain. People around laughed, but she didn't move. Normally I wouldn't care, but 20-30 seconds passed painfully slow, so I ran at her and got her heavy corpse out of the water. She had opened her face above her eye, was bleeding, was sort of knocked out, half awake half sleeping, and started coughing and spitting water. I am sure she would've drowned. She pushed me away and started cursing in english, some guy ran at us and told me to fuck off and leave her alone, and thats the last I saw her.
Henry Moore
I grew up in a small rural American town and the pics I've seen of the average Brit slag on her night out make the redneck girls I grew up with look like princesses.
Jayden Watson
>let me tell you everything about Europe even though I've never left my state
The average young woman, at least where I live, has basically zero desirable qualities to boast of. They're almost always overweight and unfit, almost always poorly educated, almost always braindead culturally and in every instance have a massively inflated idea of their own sexual market value. Except it's not 'inflated'. They're actually correct in their own estimation because pretty much any of them can find a reasonably attractive man to fuck.
It's totally fucked. Very nearly all the attractive women move away to larger cities to ride the cock carousel. The ones that are left become, essentially, local celebrities... Every man in town knows who they are and is in a bid to fuck them. I can't compete here.
So I've got to move back down to London, perhaps, to find a decent girl. I have to move down their and live among the filth and detritus in a bid to meet someone worthy. So I do move down and it's even fucking worse. These young women are so fucking entitled. Their standards are insane. They got a shit degree, they've got a shit job in media, they hit the gym 3 times a week and so that means they're basically a goddess and entitled to the creme de la creme. I know so many accomplished and attractive young guys who cannot find a decent 'English' woman to save their fucking lives. They're all pairing off with European chicks... Or South American girls who come to work here. I'm going to do the same.
M-maybe she kept spending and contributed to the state via VAT. It might've been for the best.
Brayden Howard
Britain is a good place to be gay or bi (British guys are actually good looking most of the time and the gay guys know how to have fun and the sex is amazing) but if you are hetero you might as well kill yourself.
Wanna know the worst part about British women? They act like they deserve Chad from Sweden but they look like trolls and live for the weekend where they can drink and act like pigs.
Carson Parker
>image But seriously the countries who complain are often the ones that cheap flights/hotels are in so naturally our lowest peasants flock to it.
Kinda true, we have some right states but also a lot of hot women. We don’t have such a middle ground as other countries.
Charles Scott
It's the former, leftist ideals make people ugly. I've seen my sister transform from a pleasant young woman into an aggressive fatty with a deep voice after she went to a leftist university.
Move to America. I mean any part of America that isn't a major city you've heard of in the movies. The accent alone will have every girl interested in you. Even if you're a dorky-looking motherfucker, everyone will assume you're a SOPHISTICATED dorky-looking motherfucker.
>When Americans try, and fail miserably, to use the mutt meme against other countries without understanding the context of the joke Sad, it'd be like if i said you had bad teeth or something.
That is a good point. Now an average British slag is veiled in burka so you can't judge their appearance.
Christopher Taylor
This has to be a photo shop
Jackson Collins
They act like they deserve a royal wedding. Our consumer driven society and media have put it into their feeble little brains that each and every one of them is a princess and each and every one of them is entitled to a life of ease and attention from unreasonably attractive men.
I went to a mate's engagement party in London a couple months ago. It was a very upmarket establishment. Inside, there were tables full of attractive women. They were all sat around looking hufty and giving the cold shoulder, to basically anyone who wasn't actually Adonis, who approached them.
Meanwhile, on our table, were a bunch of very attractive and successful men with a bunch of absolutely average women. These dudes were tall, handsome, well dressed, intelligent, had great jobs in the city and not one of their girlfriends was above a 6. That's the divide. These men worked hard to elevate themselves and all they've found at that level is that they're still fighting for scraps. The women they're 'lucky' to be with are absolutely average in every way. Meanwhile, the attractive ladies are all happy to sit around waiting on the handful of actually male model tier millionaire dudes (there were a few in this place) to come and sweep them off their feet. Which didn't happen.
Again, it's fucked. If you want a genuinely attractive companion in this country you pretty much have to date a foreign girl. I can spend my life fighting to reach the tippy top and maybe snag a beautiful English woman or I can basically just be me and get with a very attractive Polish or Hungarian girl. I simply cannot match the insane standards of the above averagely attractive English woman and neither can the vast majority of men.
Easton Foster
Loads of people have tattoos in the UK I bet at least 50% of young people have at least one.
Benjamin Howard
I'm going to. Probably somewhere in Texas, maybe Arizona, maybe Kansas.
John Roberts
Well being islanders for millenia really fucks with your genepool. British women really are disgusting pigs though. No class. And i speak from a lot of personal experience
Gabriel Garcia
I'm sorry user. Thank God I've red pilled my sister.
Andrew Ross
This. Canada even, the girls will trip over themselves over your accent
Elijah Allen
Trust me they are , trailer trash country girls have a degree of being lady like and knowing when to act appropriate.
Ryan Garcia
I have one as well, but I regret getting it done. I think I will remove it. At leastI got it done in a discreet place.
Michael Murphy
>"without understanding the context of the joke" >makes a post admitting his asshurt to everyone ITT I don't think you understand peoples purpose for posting it
That only applies if you have a proper British accent aka upper class like how people on tv or how people think everyone in the USA talks like Californians. Otherwise when people speak like their from liverpool you will get head scratches.
Ryan Wilson
>meme gets posted >overwhelming butthurt from burgermutts >HURR I NO WE'LL USE IT AGAINST DEM EUROPEEUNZ LMAO!!11111 ILL SHO DEM!!11 yeah ok user, you don't realise it makes it look worse for you lol
Lucas Cox
Not surprising. When I was a front end web developer, I was for whatever reason basically forced to go to London for a week. Most expenses were paid but I honestly didn't want to go at first because the only thing I knew about London was that it rains all the fucking time and looks gloomy.
I frequented some of the pubs and went out every night. Honestly, it's the most disgusting shit I've ever seen and I live in Austin, TX right now. I thought 6th street was STD riddled but at least there's a lot of attractive women there. The women in London are fucking disgusting.
>Fat women everywhere, even more so than Texas. The women in London are all so god damn chunky with only the underage girls being thin. >They're loud and super obnoxious. They're always yelling and hearing the accent by a fat woman turns your dick inside out. >The fat ones in particular all travel in big groups and bother the fuck out of tourists. >The bars in London are expensive as hell, even though they're crowded with fat annoying women, they smell and the floors are super sticky. >When you leave, you have to dodge old fat men rolling around in the streets.
Honestly and I have to really give it to you London, by far, the most disgusting place next to New York that I've ever been to. New York still takes #1 in terms of how disgusting it is.
Dylan Flores
The old USA posters had some humility and self awareness, but thanks to the_donald these new ones all think they are perfect and infallible, so they attempt to reverse every insult you use on them. Obnoxious cretins.
>Unironically better looking than most women up north....
Hunter Reyes
>be on vacation in bongland >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder “H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?” >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence “YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!” >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths “FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON! >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu “ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?” >look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter “I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!” “I’m sorry, madam, we don-“ “I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >he slinks away without even taking my order >Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles “JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?” >look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Arya is slumped over the table >raped to death by Pakis
Christopher Rogers
I've also been sent to Sweden and I have to say, Sweden is a God damn utopia compared to London. Fuck London. Just wipe it out of existence.
Luke Smith
It's really weird, they think they're in a hollywood movie from the 80's where America is well loved by all and can do no wrong.
I thought shit like this was a meme but this is literally every street outside of pubs near closing. Excluding the fact that there's some women who don't look chubby as fuck in the picture. Those were probably shopped in.
Gavin Rivera
Considering American comedy i can understand how you'd miss what makes a meme funny.
>Lift for British girls You'd need to just to be able to pick them up.
Jordan Russell
Nice pasta mate, 8/8
Logan Lewis
no decent women out west move to somewhere in the south like Charleston, SC and smash southern belles all day every day
Josiah Morales
>grew up on a council estate in Manchester >have a thick Manc accent >so thick even other Mancs take the piss out of me >go to Uni >meet some American girls >they tell me that I sound posh and proper >mfw
no wonder brithish men spent times on the other sides of the world
Sebastian Fisher
I live in the United States. This meme could just as easily be titled 'Faces Of The Deep South'.
Benjamin Fisher
Yep, women here are fucking bad. A 6 is considered good here. The sheer amount of obese, unwashed women here is astonishing and the amount who think they are attractive is worse.
Sebastian Smith
the fuck do you got against a small head faggot?
Jordan Moore
The only reason we became an empire and starting colonizing the world was to escape our shitty women.
Ian Williams
>8 years old poll >from dubious website >somehow turks are the best liked tourists sage this nonsense
