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Why are you avoiding suicide today?

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Because my life is going great!

What if a dog attacks you?

Why commit suicide? What would that fix?

This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them!

Because i'm narcissistic.

I have niceposting to do today!

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Have you been bitten by Denmark?

You would fix everything you can't fix

But suicide serves no objective purpose, just like life.


This is a nice post

Would you marry someone else than yourself?


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callese puñetas

What does bitten by the Denmark mean?!

You acknowledging that my post is nice is a nice post!

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I lost all sex drive so no.

It means you have been cursed by Alice the nice posters!

i want to feel whats its like to be loved before i die

Based

Don't you have/had a family that loved you?

I mean, it's kinda like rage quitting. I'd rather actually try to face my problems instead of running away from them.

Suicide will stop them from chasing you

Well, yeah, but that's a rather boring way to go. Life is worth living through.

Is this seriously a thing? Really?

Exactly suicide is fucking stupid.

I'm too much of a pussy to actually kill myself.