Girlfriend just texted me this. About to kill myself, I'm stressing out. What should I do?

Does she want to keep the baby or abort it

She says she wants to keep it, but her family will probably say we need to get married immediately. I just don't know how I feel about everything.

Jesus fucking christ
the idiots here
Just buy some abortion pills
Put the recommended dose in a bowl
Crush the pills with your preferred method
Mix the resulting powder with a drink for your girl
Have her drink it without her knowing that the powder is in there
EZ
NO MORE PROBLEMS
You won't need to waste 18 years of your life raising a NEET or a slut

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sleeping pills+coat hanger

That sucks mate. The best thing for the child would be if you stayed with her if your gf is against abortion

Easily could be faked. If you use a pregnancy test and it shows non pregnant, then you just wait a half hour and it shows pregnant. Why do you think girls make guys wait so long to see the results? It only takes a few minutes to get the test result back.

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How can I tell if it's real or fake? Do I need to take her to a specialist or something?

>Implying i have a gf

penis haha

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Congratulations!
You absolute fucking moron.
Wait a few months.

Thankfully my gf does not want to have children at all.

If this happens, she'll be getting an abortion and I'll be getting a vasectomy.

I can't really wait a couple of months. Her family will probably want us married before it's visibly noticeable if she really is pregnant.

>over a dozen replies to an unplanned pregnancy thread and no one's posted pic related
Jow Forums has changed

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Was she on the pill?

By the way your going on about her family I doubt that she would be lying about her pregnancy

*snap"
Yep. This one is going into the family album.

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This may sound odd coming from a tranny but...raise the child as a functioning member of society?

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Unironically kek'd

This. Only faggots and subumans would abort their child

Sounds conservative.
Abortion is probably not an option then, I guess.
Suggest it anyway.

kill the child. what a problem?

The only option here for op is to raise the child and get married to her

Good Russian response.

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I guess that's the only option then.

just be urself :^)

Retarded option.
Abort the kid or hope that it's not yours.
If neither works, OP will have to deal with having fucked up his entire life because he didn't want to wear a condom.

Imagine being this cucked that you have to abort a child because youre too much of a faggot to raise the child

Why would one?
It's either killing off some cells without any consciousness whatsoever or ruining your life and being broke for the next 20-25 years.

Make sure you impregnate the child too.

Good luck op. Hopefully you two will be happy together if you decide to stay with each other

Based and redpilled

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his daughter was fugly t b h

h m m m m m m m m m

if child is unwanted it won't work out
its simple as that

Now that ive been thinking about it, it doesn't seem so bad. I always have her and our families for support, after all.

may have to get the abortnort mate, just don't force her to do anything, she'll get pissed at you

or just kill yerself but I'd go with door #1

Just out of interest, how old are you?
Do you already have a job?

This is the best possible advise you can get here: Don't get advise on matters of import from Jow Forums. Stay away from the interbutt. Talk to actual people about this, family, friends, random hobos whoever. Also my two cents: you didn't have much of a problem when you were putting your dick in her. It's a bit late to freak out now.

Raise your child like a responsible man

I'm 21 and have been working full-time since I was 17. I'm a qualified electronic security tradesman.

Congratulations! You're going to be a father!

Sweet Lizard Jesus. You're still here. Let's try this: What exactly are you planning on doing? We non-dipshits can then help you screen out the possibly horrendous ideas that might be floating about your head.

>qualified electronic security tradesman.
Also, you likely make enough from that profession to sustain/support a family -- dependent on location and economy, of course.

BASED

just roll with it man, i think you're gonna be good

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At least your life will have purpose.

all me

raise your child to be a girl regardless.
like this

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But life never has a purpose.

raise your son to be a christian extremist

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just kill yourself already

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Based
He'll have a purpose for 18 years
Fuck off

fuck you potato

Fuck off
>romania

Take responsibility for your actions and become a better father than your own (if you had a good father, be even better than that).

Keep it if you're both white. We need more white kids.

>become a better father than your own
Your father left you and your mother.

i hope you die in the next potato famine

If you dicked her super hard then you could probably kill the baby

Sorry for telling you to fuck off but you were food.

awsome idea

Your shitposting days are over, user. Now go and buy some diapers

How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?

zero

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That depends, have you been in prison for the past 6 months? If so then termination seems a good option, not the pregnancy, the relationship.

Wow, a German with a sense of humor
Don't you have some people you have to pickpocket

oh yes kill yourself bro and inflict pain on your future child for being raised without his real father because he was too pussy to man up

Most of us have a sense of humor.
It's just pretty different from what's popular in other countries.

Remember to make the basedboy face and post it on reddit

OP whatever you do don't marry that bitch unless you really want to. Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean you have to glue yourself to her for the rest of your life. You've only been dating for a year and a half. Marriages where the parents only stick together for the kids are miserable.

Yeah I know. I was making fun of the stereotype of Germans having a dry sense on humor.

Raise the kid and don't be a nigger user

You lost the referendum bud. Tóg go bog é.

Op do you think that you are capable to live for the rest of your life with this woman?

>this is what germans think
>this is why they push for more immigrants Into Europe

Imagine being so cucked you think RAISING A KID is the less cucked option

Which one of you is that Finnian guy I doxxed a long while back?

Imagine being so much a human waste that you think that what every of your ancestors did before you is too hard for you to accomplish.

Get an abortion.

Not me, anyway. 4CFlags+ gives my rough location away anyway so

>tfw will never have children
I want to die

Not me
Don't really care about losing the referendum. Just feel like abortions in cases like it's is unnecessary.
How is it less cucked if it's your own son

If I had a parasite living inside of me I'd eradicate it, wouldn't you? Whether it's human or not, it's my body.

Are you sterile and if so is it known by other people than yourself?

>t. People still have the "It's my body" "No it's not it's the baby's too" argument

>Children are a disease
It's because we have things called "human rights" that hold higher humans to animals.

If a buglar is in your house, you don't have the right to kill him unless for self defense, because he is still a human person. Same for a unborn child.
He may be in your body but it is still a human with more rights than a bacteria.