>you're not killing yourself user, you're my friend and I won't lose you
You're not killing yourself user, you're my friend and I won't lose you
Too late
*pulls trigger*
fake and gay, I have no friend's
>Chad catches bullet
>You're better than this user. Your life has value, now just go and talk to her.
thanks, man. You've helped me see the good things in life
god. if only man
I like this experimental CIA meme
this is so wholesome. I'm so happy
shut up chad you don't know shit.
>perhaps I don't know anything, but I am still here for you
>I'm very disappointed in you user
>Now listen to me, I'm going to be under your bed, and if you haven't brought home a girl to have consensual, not paid for, and unprotected sex, you will wake up without eyes
>Do I make myself clear?
>is that a threat?
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Listen here Chad. I want to fuck my Sasha Grey pocket pussy and smoke a bowl when I get off my 4 hour taco bell wage slave shift cause my jobs hard. I will put you to the sword if I have to old friend.
YES CHAD SHOW ME THE WAY
I can barely motivate myself most days how the fuck am I supposed to convince someone not selfharm
God fucking dammit, I don't have a single friend. Nobody outside of my immediate family would even know if I killed myself, and their feelings aren't enough to keep me from doing it. I can feel my parents are beginning to resent me more and more everyday. I am more depressed than ever, and it just gets worse. Even my hairline is receding (at 18 years old) as if it's showing me that even my body has given up on me.
Being adopted by a Chad is the only joy a Robot ever experiences
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME A BROJOB AFTER I GAVE YOU ONE? YOU EVEN CAME IN MY MOUTH EVEN THOUGH I SAID NOT TO. THEN YOU JUST LEFT TO GO SEE STACY!!!
;_;
hey man, my discord's Emperor Crimson#5228
if you need someone to talk to. Add me before you do anything stupid
I have a childhood friend that says basically the same type of thing, just makes me want to do it more knowing how great his life will be compared to mine.
>>Chad catches bullet
someone animate this
>just live on so you can slave away at work for 40 years and live another 10 or so more as a vegetable lmao. Live is worth it
>user... Chad told me about your porn addiction, we need to discuss it
>ywn have a chad best friend who loves and cares about you because that's what Bros do
Why live, guys?
we can't all be black metal legends like you, Varg
at least we have each other, even though we hated each other most of the time, it's nice having you around, fuck you, user
This made me smile. Thanks user
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