Sniff a butt

I'm a 32yo incle and as the years go by you just disintegrate and want women more and more

All day I just dream of sniffing a female butt

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I hope you believe me, but probably won't because I don't believe my hormones would have allowed me to believe anybody, but it's horrible. The first and only time, it turned me off of sex for weeks. I literally felt violated after smelling her. I could not get an erection for weeks. Women are disgusting. Nothing is like you hope, not sex, not romance, nothing. My entire psyche was built on false promises by media and my upbringing, I hope you are not the same.

Should probably just pay for it at this point. Or undertake significant self-improvement. Women aren't big on butt sniffing either, or butt stuff in general really. They taste like pennies fysa

What does the female butt smell like? Is it a wonderful experience?

t. OP

Never put it on a pedestal.

It's far from disgusting though. Shit stink definitely is though if OP was literal

probably smells like ass
go smell your own ass

You know that weird mental phenomenon where even if your sister is hot, you will look at her and be grossed out thinking about her sexually? The second you smell her ass, that high orgasmic feeling in your chest will turn to utter disgustand horror,. as you realize what you have done.

I thought it would smell as sexy as the asses look

I thought the same thing about girlfeet user. The biggest mistake of my life. (exaggeration). But I legitimately could not think about sex for 2 weeks. Not a single erection, I thought something was biologically permanently wrong with me.

I can almost imagine you sniffing someone's ass with high hopes and then realizing your mistake.
I feel u bro

Why is this so funy

Tragedy and humor are inseparable.

The realization that I would never have a disney channel highschool movie style love was not so funny though.

>The realization that I would never have a disney channel highschool movie style love was not so funny though.

I'm an incel and I'm going through this. I've had to learn that I will never find the puppy love I dreamed about when I was a teenager.
Everything's too real. Just compromises, devoid of fun.
At best I'll get a nagging 40yo roastie that I share nothing in common with. We'll probably have daily arguments on whether to teach our kid about LGBT or not. My roastie wife thinks our daughter is lesbian and wants to brainwash her and I'm being the "nazi" protecting the kid. I can already see these nightmare scenarios in my head. Every time I've talked to a female it's been something along these lines so why would it ever change?

>Women are disgusting.
No, idiot. Butts are disgusting. What kind of idiot thinks a butt is going to smell like anything other than a fucking butt? What a tard.

The kind of idiot that has hormones?

can confirm woman are disgusting

Women go to great lengths hiding their disgusting nature from men. They spend every penny of their disposable income on scents that cover up their smells, paint that covers up their true face, products to manage the hair they use to cover up for their flawed heads and faces, creams to cover up wrinkles and bumps. Many spend tens of thousands on cosmetic surgery.

Their greatest hobbies include shoe and clothes, once again, just altering their appearance.

This. I'm a 30yo virgin and I still think girl butts smell like strawberries and feminine heat stank.

Going to an escort soon mostly for this, theres two ways it can pan out
>I enjoy the smell and get into it
>I hate it and suffer in it
I'm a masochist with a scent fetish so i win either way

>Going to an escort soon

I'm a 32yo incle and still not ready for this

It will smell like shit and bo

I'm into it let's go

This is what happen when you settle for non stacys that are disgusting and not upper echelon tier genetically

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>blaming personal grooming on being an idiot who thinks butts smell like anything other than a butt
You are in fact an idiot. At least a female butthole will be washed and well wiped though, unlike a dirty male asshole that can't even be thoroughly cleaned after shitting.

>believing this

They is literally a constant stream of blood and puss flowing out of a hole centimeters away, and if you've seen any woman's bathroom (I worked as a busboy in my teens), you'd think there was also a constant stream of shit and piss coming out of them too. You've been fooled. All you know of women is the photoshopped pictures of them on their social media. You might as well rate products based soley on their advertisements.

>I thought the same thing about girlfeet

What did they smell like?

I know that most men have tons of asshair compared to women and that when I worked at a laundromat they had more skid marks on their underwear than seems humanly possible. Women have period stains that are quite disgusting but they tend to have cleaner asses.