What's the most pathetic thing you've ever done?

How is that pathetic, that sounds really fucking comfy.

Try 2 months,
I was desperate for work so I basically got a trial with the possibility (almost guarantee) of work at the end of it. So a bunch of us worked full time and at the end of the two months one person got hired and the rest of us got fucking Pizza Hut vouchers.

I still feel like that must've been illegal.

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yea it was comfy but she was only hanging out with me for free drugs. i was too much of a pathetic faggot to even try and make her suck my dick for them

there's no coming back from that user. You probably just kill yourself and start over

i stuck a finger in my ass while taking a shower, i still regret it everyday

I feel that. How can the lord forgive sinners like us?

he wont, we're doomed already

I erp with fags from /soc/ since I can't even have platonic relationships with females
I'm so fucking disgusted but the feeling of having someone attracted to me is addicting

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I worked but didn't have time to fill in all the paperwork including my account number, at the end of the month i asked what about my paycheck and the manager girl told me she's already sent the paperwork.
Hated to be a bother so i left and never came back haha

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>few years ago
>skinny 5'8 skeleton
>went to sex shop at 19 because wanted something better than hand but had given up on dating
>Holding 2 Fleshlights deciding which one to buy
>cashier sneaks up behind me while I'm reading the boxes
>"Can I help you find anything?"
>Startles me
>Jump 3 feet in the air, drop boxes
>She smirks at me
>"N-no just deciding which one to get"
>Finally choose one
>She smirks at me again when I go to check out
>While I'm walking out hear her talk shit about me to her coworker
Stop bullying me for being a patron of your business :(

Damn. That's bad nigga.

Can't be any worse than WORKING at a sex shop store

Sniffed a housemate's feet while she was passed out drunk

Had a kid with my aging landlady just because I was khv, and she wanted one before hitting menopause.

Have you ever met the kid?

I fuck sissies on Grindr but it's pretty alpha as I only TOP

I once considered dating a girl with multiple personality disorder, she had 4 personalities and each had a different boyfriend(one with a girlfriend), she wanted me to be one of them..... i refused but still considered it way more than I should have

Yeah I'm somewhat involved in her life. I just did it for some action but amazingly the kid didn't turn out fucked up despite her mother's age, so I hadn't planned on it but I don't mind helping out with her. Cute little girl, reminds me of Aggie.

>Had sex
>Reproduced
How is that pathetic?

why would someone make this image

Jacked off watching my gran sunbathe. She took her bikini off and didn't know I was watching.

Jesus. How old was she at the time?

how old were you when you did that?

66, I was 15. She still had a decent figure at that age. And a huge bush.

It was about 5 years ago. So mid 20's.
I'm a KHHV.

Because it was with an old lady to risk giving her a downie kid.

Not your problem now is it?

Did they do anything other than go "Thank you." Then show you their bra with no emotion?

No. But hearing a girl say my name was nice.

Even if she's 55 she has at most a one percent chance of giving birth to someone with downs
You're fine

How was the sex though?

I am hiding a Juul addiction from my friends and family. That and be an alcoholic which I don't try to hide as much because honestly the juuling is more embarrassing.

I would vape something else but the juul is so easy to conceal and so are the pods. Also I can easily obtain them at a gas station.

Don't have other experience to compare to but it wasn't that great anyway. Kind of awkward and vanilla on top of her age.

Buying amazon gifts for femanons.

Oh

How exactly did she proposition you? Did you just straight up show up and fucked? Did she at least look good for her age?

I doubt anyone here will find it pathetic, but I hate myself for doing it. A chunk of my early 20's was spent working as a manwhore outside of my actual job.
I got paid by women, typically married women, to act as their personal sex toy. It was emotionless and cold, I can't really stress how much of an object these women saw me as.
Frequently these women were the wives of clients whose houses I was working in at the time, but I did get a number of referrals from women to their friends.

I fucking despise cheating, and I hate that I was complicit in the infidelity of those women.

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why do chads think we want them here

How did you get into that? Sounds like larp

Trolled a suicide hotline. I think deep down I actually wanted help but didn't know how to express it but it was still a really shitty thing to do.

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I ran away from a girl who pulled down my pants and tried to suck my cock

I don't look bad but I'm far from a chad.

I worked as a tiler at the time and my boss would frequently leave me alone on a job to go handle another job somewhere else. We did a lot of cash jobs for people, typically home bathrooms, so it wasn't uncommon for a member of the family to be milling around the house as we worked. Since we worked a lot of high-end homes, million dollar plus homes, it was typically the wife of a rich husband who was around.
It wasn't uncommon to catch them staring or being a little flirty, but that's typically as far as they took it. On one occasion, however, a lady just straight up propositioned me. I needed the money at the time so I accepted. I saw her a few times before she recommended two of her friends to me. It just sort of grew after that. Over the span of about two years I learned what to look for to spot an interested party, and what to say to 'land the deal'.

Being super obsessed and overly attached to this girl and telling her I was and showing her via my beta clingy manipulative behaviours.
One time she wouldnt reply tome so I kept sending messages over the course of 2 days, about different topics. They were 30+ messages and some of them were really passive-aggressive.
Time passed, she ghosted me cause I was too much, and for the following year after taht, every 5th of each month I would send her a text message (I was blocked everywhere else) explaining my feelings and how sad I was she left

I used to pay this female I met on a FinDom discord money to bully me

She made me send her video of me slapping the tip of my penis or my balls I did it so hard one time it left a mark on my tip and I cried

She would call me a beta or a loser

She made fun of my penis

She was so hot too. She was a British Indian girl. When I wouldnt give her money she would ignore me

I did all this while my gf was living with me too it was dark times and I had a huge pornography and masturbation addiction.

I finally quit.

Smoke cigarettes so you aren't a huge faggot, problem solved

She weepily lamented it to me frequently before eventually straight up begging me crying. Offered I could stay with her rather than just renting an apartment for the duration, so I just lived with her through the whole process and when her cycle was right we'd fuck. It took a long time actually and scared the fuck out of her the longer it went on though because the chance for her to get pregnant was so small at that age.

She wasn't too bad looking but she was a Jewess which was its own problems.

what sort of stuff did you say?

You helped bring another jew into this world. Look what you have done.

Yeah I realize the error of my ways now. At the time though that wasn't bothering to me. Now I've got a Jewish daughter for my troubles. Though she is cute, and a sweet little girl.

>hide under my bed, pretending I went to school, but just lay there all day.
>if I couldn't make it under my bed covertly (so my mum assumed I left for school) then I'd walk to this church and just sit on the steps behind them all day

>film people walking past out of my flat for 6 hours straight.

>photoshop the faces of girls I knew irl onto pornstars
Trouble is that I suck at photoshop so it'd be horrifying results but I'd still fap.

becoming obsessed with a girl after one date. i guess being a lonely loser for 18 years will do that to you. the brightside is i won't make the same mistakes again.

Smoking cigs would be much harder to hide. I actually was smoking cigs for a while but then my gf moved in and now I can't hide it as easily so I just stealth vape.

I'd love to go back to cigs desu.

i spent $400 on games on steam. i had a brain injury bought games that my friends had to play. i barely talk to him.

got caught masturbating to cuck porn on my grandmas computer by my grandma.

i masturbate to pixels on a screen