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Unoriginal, other negress appreciating robots out there

He has several Pakistani traits

>born outside the UK
>autistic
>likes MMA
>green eyes

Only white trait is his height, 6'2

What should I get for dinner tonight lads? Chinese, delivery pizza, or McDonalds?

i wana die in a terrorist attack then people will pretend to be sad im dead

My friend from Lancaster, he's quite quirky but also a total Chad. He's 6'2

We hung out last month and might do so again next week

>imagine filling a black womb full of your cum

I wouldn't know

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>wanting to die to a filthy paki

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how about cook somthing you big fatty fat

got my first job as a twitch actor lads. gonna be streaming lots of fortnite and pretending to have a good time for donations.

That is terrible cope, he sounds pretty white.

Whites almost consider it a badge of honour these days

They erect shrines and hold anniversaries

gona happen to us all one day

*throws a dandelion at you*
*stands up*.
Bravo bravo, encore encore
*hopes you're a theatre actor as not sure what to do for the other kinds of actors*
Erm, scene?

The problem with that is that you won't be around to see it. However, there is an answer: I can be sad that you're alive, and I won't have to pretend!

Poley spends as much time as possible fraternising with whites

Very nice, very nice. Well done.

as long as you're sad im happy

I was in a Pontin's advert as a kid lad, you have NOTHING on me.

If he was white, why would he be friends with me, a Pakistani?

Also he's very familiar with Pakistani history

lmao can't argue with that I am 318lbs

Does anyone else's fridge just randomly freeze shit? I just went to get a glass of lychee juice and the whole carton is frozen. The bread I put in the fridge has frozen too

Wtf

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Green eyes is a white trait you fool

i'm sick of being a virgin, my sex drive is making me mad and it's making me more and more depraved. i'm afraid i might become a nonce at this rate. thinking of going gay, is it really as easy to get sex as a gay guy as it seems with grindr n that?

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I'm doing great though

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Xim's an honourary pakistani now.

Moni get us a pic of you and chad.
Might be a bit difficult since you made him up.

Its a small indy production called penis envy : type 2

>318lbs
thats pretty big and if it helps im fat too hope you didnt take offence

Dude, i know almost nothing about Pakistani history. You are genuinely the only Pakistani person i have ever spoken to.

I am also incredibly white.

Afghan girl, the most famous person with green eyes, ever

Turn the fridge up. Should be a dial on the inside.

>something stressful happens
>immediately depersonalise
>stay like this for half the day
>snap out of it once everything clears up

Who else?

I didn't ask last time we met because I assumed he wouldn't trust me due to Shippy's lies

You talked about Pakistani efforts during WW2

Need a cheapo keyboard anything decent for under 50 quid lods?

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mate if im alive you have to be sad, thats what you just said and if you're sad im happy, what about that didnt you get?

Nah all good lad. Hope we both get healthier I guess. But for me it's unlikely because I'm eating to die at this point.

Turn it up? Won't that just make it even colder?

At the end of the day 99% of you have brown eyes

just get a prozzie you big silly

Shift ends in 2 mins

Will be AFK for a bit

yoy do realise you can turn your fridge settings up or down you slimey cat bastard

Poley you are quite smug for a man who sweats shit out his pores

To be fair that's British history. I wouldn't even be able to tell you what the capital of Pakistan is.

>Rare paki with green eyes is photographed
>Green eyes is now paki trait
>Almost all pakis have brown eyes
You have extreme paki brain.

That's doesn't make green eyes paki you fucking retard

I doubt the figure is that high, brown is the colour of the ruling class though

YES YOU CAN

I do not agree though

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Poleaboo aka Amer Yaxley-Lennon

Do pakis even have brown eyes their so dark they look more black to me

Taking pictures and videos of people you shouldn't is part of your lore, nothing made up about it.
What's made up is your friends.

>ywn feel your life slip away listening to this song after a throttling from dennis the menace
youtube.com/watch?v=u6ImFRdNG0A

I met Poley at the Birmingham meet, can confirm he smelled of poo

Serious question, do you think pakis would even accept you being trans?

Pakistan City?

>don't hear from girlfriend for a day
>immediately start thinking she's cheating on me or not interested in the relationship any more

How do I stop this negative thinking?

Can we all agree for the rest of this thread to NOT under any circumstances reply to Poley

How do I bag myself an Italian girl lads? Its my one wish in life at this point.

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They couldn't even accept him having a jog around their community.

it actually is. slightly lower but still enough to sound ridiculous but bare in mind these are world and not uk statistics.

>agree
im just sating facts, are you pretending to be dumb as a troll?

Does anyone have that image of the anime girl getting older and her face getting more depressed?

By going out with someone your own age Noncebaston

might have another donut lads

got a letter from student loans demanding money from me. not surewt the fucks actually happening. cunts.

Impossible. It's a scam letter unless they're claiming they overpaid you.

I'm not dumb, you're dumb

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Imagine his dirty bloated flesh bouncing towards you as he wheezes from the strain of moving beyond a slow walk. I cant blame the Pakis on that one. You wouldnt want it near you either.

3rd pint at a total of 10.50. What's convenient about everything costing more in cities?

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>underage anime girls
>mong-tier reasoning
This bears all the hallmarks of the nonce known as Chika

NAH THIS AIN'T WORKING LIKE THAT

Italian girls are MEAN

I'm unironically being bullied at work by a 19 year old girl (I'm 24M)

ah they want to know why im not paying and if im employed. threatening yo charge me penalties cunts.

i'm poor as fuck, plus i don't really like the idea of having sex with a literal whore and getting an STI. fuck i'd probably embarrass myself anyway.

So? Do you not enjoy women with a strong personality?

She has a crush on you, sleep with her.

If I told yers once, I told yers a million fooking times. Fuck off out thread you vile fucking nonce

STOP POSTING YOUR FUCKING SLAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:( what does she do to you, lad?

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Tell her to fuck off now or she'll bully you forever

ate two hours ago but I'm hungry again

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>slag
Mate with hairy arms like that its almost certainly a tranner.

Constant bitchy behaviour, putdowns, talking down to me, being rude and patronising, she doesnt treat anyone else like this only me, multiple times every day there are incidents like this and she looks for absolutely any excuse

not him but I never know if turning my fridge settings up means you're turning the cold up or down

Mind your tongue, cur

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I would take it to hr lad. It's not like it can get worse
does she ever do this in front of other people?

Emailed something to the whole site about call statistics at work today. Who had the best etc. Made it cheesy and thought it was funny.
Now i can't stop cringing and thinking everyone is laughing at me and the managers think I'm a nonce.

I got the same letter and ignored it last year, then they kept sending me reminder letters that I owe 700 quid in arrears because i never provided them with the exact information they needed, and I get these annoying calls all the time demanding money. I'm just ignoring it all kek

Anyone else insecure about their height? I'm 5'11 and yet women look straight past me because of it. I wish I were 6'1.

Do it. I'm doing some cookies. Experimenting with 3 and plopping in some hot chocolate powder. Also didn't like the meagre portion size so squishing 2 together to make 1 giant mega cookie.

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Islamabad, now you know and can't lie next time

Yes, there are some bad eggs as with every species but I feel most would accept me