Why don't you get a mommy gf?

why don't you get a mommy gf?

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Pretty sure those aren't a real thing.

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I still live with my parents, and I'm pretty sure they would be weirded out if I brought a woman their age home and say she's my lover. Besides I'm not ready for commitment, for it might get in the way of things.

for the same reason i dont have a gf in general

Alright sign me up. Where do I collect my order of one (1) mommy gf?

Mommy gf isn't about age.

Because I want a gf that will hurt me and make me bloody and scare me. Nurturing is nice but I want a vicious sadist gf

Source of the picture? age difference like that is top tier

I got one. She was my preschool and kindergarten teacher.

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Check out femdommommy on pornhub

I'm jealous

that's fucking hella gay

Then it ain't a "mommy" gf.

Wrong, because mommy gf is about personality.

It's hard being a mommy gf because I'm scared i insult my boyfriend's masculinity. i just want to take care of him and assert some sort of dominance, but st the same time i dont want to insult him

You should ask him about it. Some guys don't find it insulting at all

Male subs do exist, and our sexual proclivities and romantic desires don't necessarily make us less masculine in the regular world. Talk to your partner about it, I'd be happy to have a woman who wanted to be a dom at home but let me be a bread winner in the rest of the world.

What sorts of things do you want to do with him, and what things has he pushed back on or told you he doesn't like?

Because they don't exist, and even if they did exist there are thousands upon thousands of other degenerates who are way better looking AND nicer people than me.
Realistically, i don't stand a chance of getting one.
Also, fuck you op this thread hurts.

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Maybe if you stopped being bitter and actually put in effort to improve yourself you could get the things you want instead of wallowing in self pity you defeatist pussy

Because getting "mommy gf" is even harder than getting a normal gf.
Dominant women are very rare and there are much more submissive men than dominant women.

Well Im probably younger than femanons on here so if any qts wanna nice bf they can love and take care of Im right here

ok then, how do i fix my facial structure and height?

By gaining social skills and social status. If you are so convinced that you serve no function in society then you'd have offed yourself alreadyou. You know you have potential. Put in the work and stop bitching.

Just shower and be a good person, user! It will magically make you attractive!

>you'd have offed yourself alreadyou.
No, that's what you would do, coward.

Not the person you responded to but I more or less agree with them. Tried to off myself once and failed, now I can't because I saw what just an attempt did to my mum. What do now

>No, that's what you would do, coward
It's not because I'm not a useless whiney piece of shit.

Keep living. What do you want out of life?

Showering and being decent to people around you isn't an unrealistic
you retard. If you had the choice between interacting with a 400lb shit smelling ham planet who treated you like an asshole or a qt3.14 who smelled of roses and supported your goals which would you choose?

user no, please, don't tear open old wounds.

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I'm agreeing. If you shower, it will replace the missing jaw you have, and all the socializing you missed out on. Even though more males than females exist during sexual maturity, nobody who showers is single.

>tfw getting close
unironically start looking for japanese christmas cakes lads

FUCKING WHERE outside of japan obviously

I would, for all intents and purposes, DIE to live with a gf like that. Perhaps it would be even more fulfilling to accomplish that than to become god itself

kill yourself for real tranny discord spammer

mommy gf here, not that you'll believe me or anything.
for the record Id just like to say that idgaf about height or facial structure. I only care if my boy is a good boy. thats the only thing I care about.

this, they dont exists, stop chasing cuz even if they do, we dont stand a chance, just give up, solitude is better anyways cuz u can do whatever you want

Define a good boi

Anyone else want a mommy gf who's less "gf" and more "mommy"? The only thing I've wanted from my earliest memories is to be taken care of, and life pressuring me to be independent and responsible has only ever made me miserable-- and not even very independent or responsible, for that matter, despite my best efforts. I'd give anything to be a kid again, with a caring, nurturing mommy who's always there for me.

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Nah, it needs the age too, otherwise it doesn't count!

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Because I can't find one.
Believe me, once I find one, I'm marrying her instantly.

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Age is just a number. The true mommy was in her heart all along.

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>Age is just a number

Hahahahaha...

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I have no interest in a woman like my mother.

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Next you're gonna say a 10.000 year old loli can't be a mommy gf because she doesn't have the bodytype for it.

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I mean, at least she has the age going for her...

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I have one you retard

Mommy gf is a meme, if you appear needy or vulnerable like that around women they will dump your ass for someone more dependable/masculine.

do some guys really care about that? i personally don't care if i'm less masculine or whatever to others. i'm just me and that's all so i don't think my masculinity could be insulted.

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Not all women are like that, user. My gf likes it when I'm needy or vulnerable, and she likes taking care of me

Your gf is the exception, just like the majority of humans don't drink their piss there are a few exceptions that do that.

Where do you see your relationship in 10 years?

>why don't you get a mommy gf?
cuz they're even rarer than fembots. You might as well ask why I don't just go into my backyard and dig up diamonds and gold.

Well met, fellow diavoloposter! I have to disagree with you. A mommy gf is first and foremost about the personality, not their age.

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a woman in her mid 30s from my WoW guild sent mer a photo of her tits today. I unironically call her mom and she told me she'll fuck me if i visit her area so I guess I'm close to getting one

>Anyone else want a mommy gf who's less "gf" and more "mommy"?
...you mean, a mom?

pretty much this, not only are there 10 ppl who want mommy gfs for every mommy gf, but I am unironically ugly so even if it was 5:1 I would still fail.

I used to be arrogant/overly ambitious, but now I realize how ridiculous it is to chase dreams like op's post.

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Fuckface manlet not-so-goodboy from earlier here.
While I appreciate trying to be reassuring, take a moment to think how rare someone like you is.
If I'm almost completely undesirable to women in general because of my genetics, what are the chances of even coming into contact with a mommy gf?
"Just win the lottery 5 times in a row bro"

What you and a few other posters in this thread have said.
It's a soul-crushing feeling, isn't it?

because a mother figure isn't my preference.
I like my girls defenseless and caring, not someone who feeds me an airplane

There are more women into it than you think

>tfw no younger conservative wife who is secretly my mommy

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I'm too ugly, offputting, and mean. I really like the idea of a sweet nurturing mommy gf that lets me pick on her and slap her around once in a while though.

Do you want her to call you daddy? sounds like you have a daughter fetish

If you're kinda girly looking, it's easier to get a mommy gf than a normal gf

What's gay about having a mommy gf?

Firstly, if someone's mental state is truly that bad, then it's pretty much impossible for them to make a concerted effort to 'improve themselves'. 'Wallowing in self pity' is just the only thing they can muster themselves to do at this point; that is, talk about their current state. Secondly, improving yourself is a meaningless phrase; all it means is changing yourself in order to have qualities that girls find attractive. While it's understandable that girls only go for qualities they find beneficial or charming, there is no point in altering your self just to attract someone who wouldn't love you otherwise. Whether someone's personality is good enough is up to the individual to decide, and if they decide his personality isn't good enough, then there's no point in altering yourself solely for them.

>why don't you just get with a thin, big breasted girl that just wants to take care of you and hope all your troubles melt away while you suckle her teat and you lead basically the same existence, but now the person taking care of you also fucks you
Because my IQ isn't one that's a single digit.

I don't think pampering will insult anyone's masculinity. And if he's one of those guys that's always worried about what "real men" would do, he's probably a faggot.

I don't know what I want out of life. An IRL friend would be nice. Or gf. But the odds of that is pretty damn low

I'm naturally dominant, but I would 100% be a sub for a mommy gf.

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not him but
>"[...] all it means is changing yourself in order to have qualities that girls find attractive."
is the wrong reason to improve yourself. changing yourself for someone else is stupid and shows weakness not only to the girls you want to attract but to yourself as well. change for yourself, not other people. don't think like a sheep.

because the woman wears the pants and guys who aren't wearing the pants are typically more feminine than average.

>not him but
>"[...] all it means is changing yourself in order to have qualities that girls find attractive."
>is the wrong reason to improve yourself. changing yourself for someone else is stupid and shows weakness not only to the girls you want to attract but to yourself as well. change for yourself, not other people. don't think like a sheep.
I agree with that. Changing yourself when you find it desirable to do so is perfectly fine. But being commanded to improve yourself by others because people won't love you otherwise is definitely the wrong way to go about it.

>because the woman wears the pants and guys who aren't wearing the pants are typically more feminine than average.
It's still a guy and a girl, so how is that gay?

So you're saying you want a woman?

What kind of guys do mommy gfs tend to be attracted to

Because if they were real they'd want a man.

What's with the feminization shit you stupid faggot?

They are so hard to find
The love and affection a mommy gf gives is something I seek most. It's value is incalculable
It's the only type of girl I can trust and truly fall in love with

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Where do i find one though???

Go so insane from loneliness that your brain makes her a reality real to you, at least

that doesn't sound worth it

Doesn't sound too bad actually

Unironically this
I trained my brain to lucid dream with relative frequency just so I can hug someone
While it's hard to form an environment and constructs, especially in this case because I've never experienced something like this, I just imagine it's warm and comforting

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havnt found one yet still searching tho

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Teach me please user

Ive talked to some mommy types but they never last
Easy come easy go desu

what usually happens, user?

It takes allot of willpower and mental strength
There are allot of different ways to do it, but first you have to train your mind to be more active while you are asleep. To do this you need to start keeping a dream journal. Right after you wake up, as fast as you can, write down everything you remember about your dream in as much detail as possible. It's easier to remember dreams if you wake up and then go back to sleep, but it's not absolutely necessary.
After a while you'll start to dream much more clearly, your dreams will be way less vivid and you'll be able to remember them very easily.
After you manage this you need to start doing reality checks through the day. It can be anything like counting your fingers or looking at clocks. For some reason there are certain things like this that always look different in your dreams. Doing this during the day in a fairly frequent fashion will train your mind to do it when you are asleep. When you do a reality check in your sleep it's always going to be different, you'll have a crazy amount of fingers or the clock you look at will be messed up etc.
Now the hard part. Once you've realized you're dreaming it will be very hard for you to stay asleep, so stay calm and focus, don't excitedly start trying to make stuff in your dream, start small.

But yea, that's pretty much it. Good luck fren

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It's all about personality user.

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We chat for a bit, have good comfy conversations
And then eventually get ghosted

i know its probably my fault for being boring or not sharing their interests or just not looking physically attractive to them or a combination, also probably being too needy
Idk what to tell you user but at this point ive just given up on anything serious. Its too tiring to get my hopes up and emotionally invest into someone just to have that be dashed after a while. Ive been alone for many years whats another couple until wizardry and beyond

>...you mean, a mom?
Pretty much, yeah. Except not one's own mother.

I'd like same thing too user
>tfw might not make it

I know that feel. Every day gets just a little bit harder and a little bit more draining.

Thank you so much user, gonna screencap this and use it as a thumbnail for any update threads

I tired to get my neighbor but I think she's about to call the cops.

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i just want a non subby gf... no momies, no gfd just a girl who isnt a complete nothing fucktoy sexually or romantically

because i want a gentle femdom gf, uwu

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My gf feeds me without the airplane, does that count?

the only thing that makes me feel less masculine is bad exual preformance, now that can ruin my self worth and makes me want to cry/scream.

some times i worry so much or if i do something wrong, i cannot understand why i even entered a relationship in the first place if im such a fucking failure.

makes me worried that shell whore herself out to another. but thats not my fault if shes unfaithful.

any thanks for reading my blog

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source on this??? ty2