/r9gay/ - #791

Does it really matter if it's slow and painful if i'm gonna be dead by the end of it though?

>plenty of social media services out there
>im disgusting for using one of them
okay retard

Me too, user. I wish I had a flat tummy bf so we could press our tummy together when we kiss

Forget about the flat tummy look at those HIPS

7PM Alcohol!

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d-daddy my bussy is ovulating

Truly an user after my own heart
What's your poison?

Whisky tonight!

It's one of my guilty pleasures. It's nice and smooth.

>It's nice and smooth.
like my dick lmao

i will have oats for breakfast, but i need to buy milk. very sad!

Show me, boy. Show me that bussy and let me take in its scent. I will determine its ovulatory status.
It is time to remove the condom and allow my seed to fill you. I will infect you and you will be infected by me. I shall provide you with your son, and you with the child who shall be my son, grandson, and future spouse once you wither away.
Prepare, my boy.

too bad your dick is small and you're a huge slut

Good morning thread, how is everyone doing today? If you're home alone this Friday night, just remember u are awesome

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Nice one, Costanon

don't mind me - i'm just visiting from /gaygen/
do any of you smelly neet incels use hrt for aesthetics?

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I'll cut you to pieces and eat them for dinner.
If you're ugly I'll throw you in the dumpster

only the LARPers do, im afraid.
that webm creeps me out, the design reminds me of eels.

are you a furry? only furries like vore...
disgusting.

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it reminds me of a pulsating butthole which i thought was pretty neat
have you considered hrt yourself?

I don't give a fuck about what you like

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no its expensive and im too tall for it, among other reasons. i also moisturize so i look young and am physically fit.
i don't like that edit either. why would you jack off over that doll when she'd let you fuck her if you asked.

Can I have a massage please user

*rubs ur back*
got you user

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This is amazingly sweet. Thank you!

>imagine gatekeeping other peoples forms of entertainment

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will you do anything with your crushes this weekend anons?

he invited me to a barbecue with some friends. i will probably go after work.

I had a dream where I kissed a boy and I woke up really happy. I hope today is kind to me and lets me stay in high spirits.

>Having a crush
>Speaking to people
What do you take me for, user?

I drank too much alcohol and got sad.

a cute guy i guess

>Man face
>Deep voice
>Smug mouth
>Beard
>Muscles
>Carpet belly
Wrong, good sir

that makes two of us i guess

Me too user
Can we cuddle and fall asleep

Of course
That would be really cute
Bring your own pillow!

>start liking a guy
>turns out he's biscum
sigh

tfw never fell for anyone

>tfw no primitive technology bf

>You used to be alright
>What happened?
>Etcetera etcetera
>Facts for whatever
>Fifteen steps
>Then a shear drop
Where's my Radiohead bf

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Gosh what a sleepy thread. How are you all spending your Firdays? Doing anything fun this weekend?

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Dat pic made my penis become the hard penis

Based and cutepilled

I am bi-fag but I peruse these threads often. I am doing awsome thankyou for asking. It's night time here though and I'm about to get my head down after I burn down this marijuana weed spliff.

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Planning on doing mdma as i do every few months to decompress. Cannot wait.

thats a nice ferret

Huh, having suspicions that I'm bi as I've kind of begun to like dick (traps used to gross me out) but gay porn is not doing it for me at all. Some solo pictures of guys have been pretty hot though. I think the voices and groans ruin it for me. Also I feel like there's 200 attractive girls to 1 attractive guy, but perhaps there's more I need to explore.

nice 420 get for a 420 post. have an enjoyable night, user!

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tnx 4 posting this, love u

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>tfw no bf like this
Why are so many so skinny and cute. I don't want cute; I want ruggedly handsome like myself.

>i think im bi but I only like traps blah blah blah

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why does being loved by a guy feel so amazing

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because its what your gay little heart wants

Youre in the right user. Dont let those fags make you think otherwise. R9k has become everything it hates.

>200 attractive girls to 1 attractive guy
>voices and groans ruin it for me
You're not bi. Why would you think that if you wouldn't date a decent portion of men and love them? Are you retarded?

How do i sleep?

im sad and i want a bf but i know relying on another person for happiness is a bad idea but im also sad and i want a bf

ideally, next to a cute boy

we've had this thread edition before has it really gotten that bad that we just recycle this shit now

Yer a dumb fuckin glow in the dark nigger monkey baby

>training was too exhausting and slept all friday long
20 hour sleeps are the best

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training for what?
bussy training?

BJJ

thats even gayer than being gay
frick u dummy

no one said you have to 100% rely on him for happiness, chances are you won't either way

it's pretty gay, but rolling with other guys is the closest thing to sex I will ever have. it also gave me the fetish of wanting to wrestle my future bf.

>You're not bi. Why would you think that if you wouldn't date a decent portion of men and love them? Are you retarded?

not the guy you're responding to, the thing is that i feel like there should always be a dom and a sub. hearing manly groans by the sub makes me feel weird because i want to hear cute noises. same reason why i wouldn't watch lesbian sex where the dom screams too much.

forgot to tag, am retard

ok desu the idea of a bf wrestling me into submission/pinning me is pretty hot
ill allow it

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>Make post seeking a romantic partner
>Get the usual add from the person the didn't read the post context
>Get added by an abusive and apathetic literal autistic person
>Get added by the dumbass that needs to ask if I'm a girl (OBVIOUSLY FUCKING NOT)
>Get added by someone I have zero synergy with
>Get added by someone too self-conscious to even open up
Trying again and again and again across until I find someone that can LOVE ME.

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So that means you're straight then
Go away.

do you tell lesbians that they're not lesbians because they don't like all lesbians?
i don't like fat women, am i not straight?
go kys honestly

I'm bi myself and I hate people that go "duhh prison gay huehue you have to like a big fat bald muscle man to be gay"
But listen bruh if you only like 1 in 200 guys and you wouldn't even date him you are barely incidentally bisexual. You should just tell people you are straight and maybe once a year hook up with some used up femboy twink that takes tranny pills. That's what you want.

it's kinda like a more savage form of cuddling, feeling each other's sweat during it makes it even hotter.

>go to party almost a year ago now
>make out with not so attractive gay dude
>only did it because I suspected he was a lonely loser who'd reciprocate
>get a rush from being the dom
>completely have my way with him
>suck him off
>we snuggle for a bit
>feel nothing for this person
>tell them I'm going to use the bathroom
>just bail and go home
>never call him again
>he keeps texting me somehow even though I never gave him my fucking number
I should feel bad but I don't really. Wish the dude would just fuck off already. Gays are so clingy.

tfw no rich depressed bf to be depressed with and do a ton of drugs with and just waste away next to someone that fucking understands me for once
Him being rich matters so we can both be NEETs and not worry about money

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well shit
every time I come here I want something new

Don't you ever worry about getting a boner during class?

Where do you live user? I could add you.

>you have to like a big fat bald muscle man to be gay

Most bisexuals only like twinks and femboys precisely due to their lack of any masculine traits or secondary male characteristics save for their penis.

any tips for getting a flat tummy? it always seems to perk past the waist ever so slightly even when dieting.

>Most bisexuals only like twinks and femboys precisely due to their lack of any masculine traits or secondary male characteristics save for their penis.
Correct
Tfw only physically attracted to females but only emotionally attracted to males

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should bottoms have the right to vote?

That depends on what their vote is.

i dont have a flat tummy, im too skinny for it... d-do i still count?

how can one be too skinny to have a flat tummy?

>d-do i still count?
Can you describe your tummy in more detail for us? That way we can give you more of an answer.

its more of an indent. its not quite flat from my ribs to my waist. kinda like a belly crater

>kinda like a belly crater
Interesting

saw this cute bottom working a booth the other day. it was so sad that i handed him 200 that i had on me and told him we'll get through this. what kind of society lets qt bottoms go to work?

how did you know he was a bottom user?

What kind of booth?