Would you have sex with an alien?

Would you have sex with an alien?

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no i have a gf and i dont want to cheat on her

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That's a fish you fucking retard

Princess Ruto is worst girl.

Imagine the smell. Gross

based. posting best girl in series

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I was talking about sages, not the series in general, but fair enough.

lol no
Osananajimi route or death

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Let's ignore all the implications about our biologogy being compatible, the ph level, the genitals being compatible and so on.
Let's ignore that the chance of getting space aids are ridiculously high.
Let's ignore that technically isn't even an alien.
I would say it probably sounds nice but probably gets really weird once you'd actually follow through.

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>going with the perma loli instead of getting /ss/ed

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>he doesn't want an eternal loli who he can mold into a lolibaba
Do yuo prefer the company of men?

>he doesn't want want to be molded by an amazon and her cock-starved band of bandits
No, I don't prefer men. I wish I could say the same about you.

Ok, how about you guys try Liara instead? An actual alien.

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I preferred Tali even though it's hard to say what she looks like below her mask.

It just seems like you wouldn't know what to do with her because of the gear and shit. Very weird and limited relationship.

The asari have the biological capacity to mate with any species. They can also mate with their own species, meaning they're hermaphroditic. I think sex with a space-slut futanari would be...
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out of this world

>I preferred Tali
A man of culture.
>hard to say what she looks like below her mask.
I'm glad you brought this up. If we forget about the "cannon" ME3 photoshopped stock image, we still have in house art to go by. First up is her actual in-game model, where you can make out a faint nose and eyes.
1/4(ish)

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During development, they were worried about making her too alien. They did draft up stuff like pic related. But it doesn't match the in game, so obviously this isn't their final
2/4
>not getting off on her cute voice alone

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Then they have the I Can't Believe It's Not Human version, which could plausible match the model, but I still don't think it does.
3/4

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I prefer Liara's soft, feminine voice.

This last one I think fits the bill the most. Probably a blend between this and the human version would match what the model looks like the most. The eyes look like they're closest to this, nose is closer to the previous.
4/4

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Oh, and he is some random fan concept. It would also match the model okay if it had bigger eyes.

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BA
DUM
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TSS

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Do we know what any Quarian looks like?

Both appear good, just a shame that each of them would probably die due to 'humanoid aids' when taking off the mask.

>when taking off the mask.
It would be extremely painful.