What secret will you take to the grave?

What secret will you take to the grave?

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if i told you it wouldnt be a secret anymore

a few
sucked my best friends peepee at a sleepover, 10 yo old at the time

sorry mr.CIA man, no secrets for you today. Try /b/

fucking hell, user. is the story interesting enough for a greentext?

I unironically fell for the blacked meme and have bottomed for 5 black men. I'll never tell my future wife about it

I don't have anything that I've done that I'm actually so ashamed of that I feel like I have to keep it a secret forever. I feel pretty good about that.

When I was 9, I got in a fight on the bus and the bus driver told me I was "banned" from the bus for that afternoon. (And I was stupid enough to believe him. Like that stupid nigger had that kind of authority.)

I knew my parents would fucking kill me if I called them and told them I was banned from the bus, so I ditched school at recess and walked home that day instead. I knew if I left early that I'd get home at around the right time - and would beat my mom home - and nobody would suspect a thing.

As I was walking home, I saw this kind I knew from school - a year above me, and a real asshole - had also ditched school and was hanging around near the entrance to a bike path in town. From 50 yards away or so I saw as this beat-up old car pulled over and some fat old guy yelled something at the kid, and watched as the kid got in the car.

It later turned out that the kid had been abducted. A few weeks later his body was found in a river across the state line. I never told anybody that I had seen the kid, because there was no way for me to tell anyone without exposing both that I had left school AND that I had been "banned from the bus" for a day. So I never said anything.

Hey are you me?
Same thing but it was my cousin instead and I was 9
And with my female cousin (his sister) , lets just say we had some fun together. I honestly wonder if they still even remember

Got a family with mom. We just act like a normal couple/family and no one else knows the truth.

i know a retard who is into weird porn and he was too dumb to delete his history. pretty nasty shit.

I've been raped by nearly 50 women in my life. People might get jealous. But not being able to cum and having STDs along with guns to your head more times then you would like can fuck you up emotionally and mentally

this except it was my dad
holy shit user if that's real that is insane. that is one of those things that changes your view of the world forever. (even moreso knowing that something like that can be held secret from everyone else)

>50 women

What kind of shithole do you live in where over 50 different women decide to rape you?

I feel like I'm missing something here.

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fpbp /thread
only correct answer

>bottomed for [...] men
>my future wife
doubt

Maximum normie or actually retarded. Even common normal successful people in life have shit they would never tell anyone and it happens constantly. You're fucked up somehow if you don't claim to have anything like that.

I haven't felt this way towards someone in a very long time.

I went to see a hooker on my 21st birthday to lose my virginity. When i got there she was on the phone for a bit and I was so nervous that when it came down to fuck i couldn't get hard. I went in the bathroom to try and get myself hard and i heard her on the phone outside laughing at me. Then she basically kicked me out and i just went home and cried.

>when it came down to fuck i couldn't get hard

Didn't you have her blow you first or something?

I have killed 3 homeless people so far and have attempted another murder.

>Kicked a homeless man to death in the street
>Stabbed another homeless man whilst he slept
>Stabbed a homeless woman in a park, she fought back much harder then the men but i got her pinned down and stabbed her face a bunch of times
>Tried to stab and kill a hooker but i couldn't get a hold of her and she kept screaming so i ran off

Just kidding for any FBI agents reading this.

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I think you're just so insecure about your decisions that you have to believe everybody else has done the same kinds of things.

Have sex incel you catamite. Some of us aren't so prudish

did you at least fuck the homeless lady after you were done?

I like diapers desu senpai :3

have thought about comitting a mass murder everyday since i was 12, now 23

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This happened when I was 8 my cousin who is female and was 17 at the time molest me

>So I never said anything.

Did they catch the guy or what?

OK, here's a greentext since everyone in thread's a fag

>12
>had a shit load of sexual curiosity
>hmmmm
>see my friends cat
>was tranced by how it was walking
>brain fart
>go into his house
>grab the cat
>take it to a room behind his house
>didn't know how sex worked at the time so started to bounce the cat on my dick
>pretty sure my dick was hitting its ass
>it kept making "wraaawwwwuuuuuu" noises but they weren't loud
>for the next three weeks my penis smelled foul, it reached a point where I'd almost vomit from the smell
>I would start noticing cat hairs on my crotch
>divine punishment? Dunno
>it's been haunting me for years, always wanted to confess to him
>the cat got run over by a car
>sorry kitty kat

that i like cross dressing and prostate play
ill never tell anyone

I masturbated to bestial porn on two occasions many years ago.

i fap to gore :(

You weren't nervous but gay, try Grindr and see how hard you will get

>raped by 50 women
sorry but that's pretty hard to believe

I pee on the shower

hahahaha what the fuck i hope this isn't true you fucking degenerate

Do you squat down or no?

I do it standing. Why would I squat?

My findom fetish, I hope

I once accidentally the whole thing.
All of it.

Definitely. He needs to be TOPPED without a doubt by a nice BBC already

You a girl or not? Just wondering

yeah Im a girl with a penis

Fuck off CBIsenpai.

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I'm not a girl.
I'm a man.
I'm male.

>when home alone sometimes I like to wear my mom's lingerie
>I like to masturbate my ass using a homemade dildo made from a sock and electrical tape
>I used to fap while hearing my mom having sex with her bf and lick her cum-stained panties the day after
>I fantasize about being a kid again and get molested by my female friend's dad
>I have a cuckold/sissy fetish

tfw I'll never find a degenerate fucked up gf like myself

An0n...i
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my fetishes and dreams, those are the only things that I won't reveal to anyone in my life

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Hey, I was twelve. Haven't you ever done something you regret?

I had gay sex with a black guy wheb I was 8 and he was 10.

I'm a dude.

My older cousin by 3 years tried to stick his 10 year old penis in my 7 year old butt. It didn't go inside, but still looking back at it. Holy fuck he was a fag. That's literal molestation.

I rarely see him now since he is married to a girl and has a kid with her in Atlanta, Georgia, but when I see him at a family event. I don't bring it up to him when I see him and just act like "Yeah Bro, what's up _____". And totally act like I don't remember it happening.

I know he probably looks back and thinks he did fucked up shit to me, I could see it in his face. If I was 7 and still remembered it, then I know he remembers it.

I can't blame him, he was like 10, young, horny and stupid.

I don't have any PTSD from it, but I still look back at it and be like "DAMN, THAT'S FUCKED UP."

I am very sensitive to my nasal cavities being obstructed and breathing made difficult, and I just developed the habit of clearing out my nostrils manually. I eat my boogers. I love the sensation of a long string of booge being pulled through my nasal cavities by my finger. The more slimy and gooey, the more I savor them. And I get to keep my cavities open.

I had cyber sex with another guy over Skype when I was 14yo or something
He was the one who kept initiating and then said he felt bad about it afterwards
I didn't have any regrets at the time cause it just felt like I was getting my dick SUCKED

I believe I have repressed memories of being molested

repressed memories are a meme

I'm responsible for the nuclear accident of Fukushima Daiichi.

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I used to cum in people's food at the restaurant I worked at years ago. I'd take food and sneak into the walk in fridge in the back and just cum buckets in the orders that contained any sauce that could easily disguise my cum. I came many times in the mac and cheese. To this day I still get turned on by the thought of someone unsuspectingly eating my cum.

I know I know I'm a degenerate.

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>I'm responsible for the nuclear accident of Fukushima Daiichi.

Outstanding work, sir. I'm impressed.

A female hs senior sexually assaulted me when I was either in seventh or eighth grade, I have a hard time remembering what year it was. I think it was 2011?
Do you live in some shitty bollywood drama or something? My suspension of disbelief is being VERY stretched here.

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I don't want to do anything but fuck junior high girls, get fucked up and sit on the internet

Can u really call something a mistake when u did it five times

>Secret you will take to the grave
>posting it here

I'm a Satanist.

Well it's not a mistake at all I keep bottoming to my black TOP FWB but it'll be my secret

With guns to your head? Where/how?

Did you not shower?

You'll never find a gf because you're so clearly gay. Not being mean or anything, factual all your fantasies revolve around men. So gay with mommy issues...
> I like to wear my mom's lingerie
>I like to masturbate my ass
>I used to fap while hearing my mom having sex with her bf and lick cum-stained panties
>I fantasize about my female friend's dad
>I have a cuckold/sissy fetish

How does it feel like head from cybering?

What if I'm a gay that likes women?

I was raped when I was 17

I have blackouts where I hurt myself, destroy property and sexually assault women. They're rare enough that I can get them covered up or run away from the consequences. I also have roleplayed as the milf in /ss/ scenarios multiple times online. Additionally, I have mutually masturbated with dozens of people of both sexes on webcam. Finally, my waifu is one of those 1000 years old but with the body of a child types.

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1. I support eugenics.
2. I'm sometimes attracted to children.

I tried to put my dick inside our cat once.

Bi at best. You'll figure it out hopefully before you start trying to wear their skin like It tranner Ed Geins.

OG tranner* Ed Geins

It committed an a hero after you raped the poor cade you sick fuck.

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When I was 13yo and mi cousin (man) 8yo I touched him and tried to put my dick into him, I'm so fuckin regret I did that fuckin shit and we do like nothin happened until today, it was 7 years ago

When I was 13yo I tried to get fucked by my friend at a sleepover, he didn't catch the signals tho

>it was 7 years ago

When he's 18 and doesn't have to worry about what his family thinks, he's going to tell the authorities, user.

Tick tock.

Me too bro, I like watching men killing other men and wondering which one of them is most turned on.