Go to your backyard

Mandingo
>her vagina
I have news for you

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>get on my knees
>lick the left one's boots
Unironically.

those look like fake guns so probably I'd tell them to get off my property

I use my mkultra powers to incapacitate them and chain them to my radiator

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I record their voices
I play them out loud
They die out of cringe because tranny voices are disgusting

Shit down their throats

Allright ladies, but you dont know who your messing with
>act like im going down on my knees, but turn it into a somersault
>whip out my bakugan thrower
>screech out
BAKUGAN BRAWLERS
>rip the fatest throw
>hits the first girl in the throat then bounces off and hits the 2nd girl in the head
>get up and look at the girls on the ground
Heh pathetic

I would accept their treat and enjoy it Natalie is the best

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oh really? it would be a shame if I turned you in for having those guns here? it's illegal in my state. now put this on and let me teach you a lesson

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Shit myself in fear and reach down to grab a turd like I'm grabbing a gun so they shoot me.

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Isn't that the tranny youtuber?

Start crying and thank them for finding my face yummy enough to rape

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I"ll deal with the tranny first. Oh, wait....

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Get on knees like a good beta and do what they say. what the fuck else are you supposed to do for queens amirite guys?

it's not open

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>Eyes go wide
>Get on my knees
>Start sobbing uncontrollably
>"Oh god no please don't kill me"
>Piss my pants
>"Please just let me go, I haven't done anything to you"
>Shit pants
>"Please I won't tell anyone just let me live"
>Snot runs down nose

That about sums it up I suppose. I only hope that my shameless pleading makes them take pity on me and let me go. Then I come back later with a bigger gun because nobody can be allowed to know how much of a coward I am.

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Dude. Youre probably right tho. Thats probably what would happen to all of us in that scenario

>so many newfags dont know their shemales
delete this retarded board

The irony is that although I am a coward I am also vindictive and if pity is given to me I will only pay it back with betrayal when I can get an advantage over them. If my ploy didn't work and I thought they were going to kill me anyway I'd probably use my last moments trying to injure or kill them in some way, you know, biting down when they least expect it.

Remember anons never let go of your hatred. Never let those who have wronged you go unpunished.

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>Stops bullet midair
>turn bullet around 360
>repeatedly tap bullet in their direction to build up energy
>release, the bullet flies back towards the shooters

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Run inside, get my rifle, open fire and be protected by castle doctrine completely justified in killing them. God bless America.

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>try to stop bullet midair
>remember that this isn't a shitty overhyped anime and you're too physically inept to even try
>bullet goes straight through your hand and throat
>bleed out while sue and nat cum all over your dying, bloody body

>a gun nut doesn't understand the deadly scenario of having a gun pointed at your head
>he thinks his fat ass can run fast enough inside, faster than a bullet
jej

>You turn to run
>They figure you aren't going to play along
>You get shot in your back for your troubles
If they already have a gun trained on you there's not much you can do. But C+ for dying like a man with your dignity intact.

>>"Get on ur knees faggot, we've got a treat for you."
You first

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Hivemind lol. You'd think a 2nd amendmentfag would understand the futility of dodging a bullet.

>Doesn't already have gun drawn
>*BLAM*

>*deflected by NIJ LIII+ body armour*
>their shitty Taurus jams
Heh, nothing personel kid

how do you even get out of a situation like this alive?

I don't think amerifags think, user.

Because they look SO determined on killing me.

Go dilate.

see
Try to mess yourself and play to basic human sympathy.

or
play along long enough to catch them with their guard down.

You and every nog ever capped by the popo go right on ahead thinking someone with a gun pointed at you isn't serious.

>going based off of look alone to save you
You're literally so fucking stupid. Please refer to They know they're serious, when a law enforcement officer points a gun they have the intent to use it, so either you die or die fighting.

They aren't cops aiming at my head ready to shoot once I make the slightest movement. They're two transsexuals barely holding onto their weapons. They grip each other's dicks tighter than they're holding those guns right now.

This user is correct, look at the way they are limpwristing. All you have to do is take one 9 and they are going to have to deal with the innevitable malfunction.

A gun doesn't care who pulls the trigger. Plenty of people get killed by dumb ass kids each year so I wouldn't be too quick to write them off. Ever see that vid of the tranny attacking that random dude with a hatchet? I wouldn't not take a mentally ill person seriously if I was you. Especially if they had a gun on me.

lol nice receding hairlines faggots.

>make one slight movement
>their bodies tense up and lob one in your skull
>dead
Actually made America a better place.

Ask them to pull the trigger since I'll never be able to do it myself.

What no post the fucking link

As this is now my backyard, I thank them for buying me a house with a pool.

Call them sluts

Fucking finally, took you long enough.

>These tranny whores don't know that I've mastered the simulation and there pathetic guns can't hurt me anymore

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>C'MON SHOOT ME YOU FILTHY THOT JUST FUCKING DO IT I WANT TO DIE WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT ME YET HUH??? ARE YOU AFRAID OF KILLING SOMEONE?? I'M NOTHING BUT A HOPELESS PICE OF SHIT I GOT NOTHING TO LOSE SO COME ON END MY PATHETIC LIFE