How easy is to make you cum?

I can shoot.
My gf can't get me off though.
Not with her hand or her mouth and I have to concentrate on cumming when I'm fucking her pussy. shit sucks man.

I can shoot mine into your mom's mom.

I can shoot yours into my mom

God I wish I wasn't a cutlet.

>My gf
fuck off and die normalfag
since when did you think you were allowed to post here?

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>How easy is to make you cum?
Not very. Jacking off takes at least 30 minutes for me even when I was a teenager. Nobody believes me though

yes i am a burger. and im pretty sure i know how bad have a mutilated dick is.
t. mutilated burger.

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depends on a few factors
>what am I jerking it to
>how many times have I jerked that day
>have I already torn the skin on my dick from jerking
all of these play a factor on how long it takes me to cum
kinkier shit makes me cum faster, while number of ejaculations and torn dick skin make me take longer

sounds like you need a sexier girlfriend
or cut back on the cocaine and whiskey before you fuck her

I think that's checkmate. You win, I surrender.

Yeah, in a place called robot 9k, how did people get here with gf's and forget what this place is for. It baffles me.

Is this what its like to be uncut

fuck if i know, i've never orgasmed once in my life

show off, stop bragging. Some of us have to orgasm everyday just to feed ourselves.

Depends on what I'm doing at the time

The inside of my foreskin is the most sensitive part.
>tfw it stretches open to let the glans out

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>tfw you retract your foreskin and the glans is slick with precum

it takes a really long ass time for me to cum and its the most annoying bullshit on the planet

sex is worse because the girl is enjoying herself or (maybe not idk i just hear her moan)

then after a bit she asks if i have cummed yet

and 9 times out of 10 i say no

Oh fuck who's the artist?

I love it when my foreskin stretches out and my mons pubis unfolds. It's so sensitive bro.

When my black TOP FWB reams me maybe after like 4 minutes of fucking me with my legs behind my back. I recommend it for sure

Way too fast. If I ever get intimate with a real girl I plan to masturbate in the bathroom just before sex

the absolute pain of being mutilated, I WANT MY FORESKIN BACK

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My gf makes me cum in like 5 minutes when she sucks my dick. It used to take her like 20-30 minutes because she used to stroke the shaft with her hand while sucking on the head. I tried facefucking her a few times and she learned she could take my dick pretty deep so now she does no hand blowjobs and deep throats me. I like the sucking sounds her lips make and the wet splashing sound when she deep throats me fast. The best part is when I cum and she moans a little.

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my mutilated penis looks just like the pic on the left, and I don't feel sensation in 90% of the glans, feels bad man

Let me tell you about all the girls I've heard have conversations about an uncut dick and how freaked out they were, and how they then talk to their friends about your weird looking penis behind your back. It's a story I don't think you want to hear.

I know what a mons pubis is user. Are you like pic related?

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The first time I retracted my foreskin, is was full of smegma and smelled horrible. This comic's bullshit.

Who gives a shit about the opinion of women? They're not in a position to criticize genitals anyway, bitch your pussy looks like a bucket of foreskins, I'd rather feel my dick then have it more aesthetically pleasing to some cunt

tfw I wash my hair and some loose hair gets stuck under my foreskin and I pull it out

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that's because you're an unwashed retard

where is the pic from?
> I need the sause

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Of course it is. It's a drawing and idealism. Not reality

post source you massive faggot

Is this homestuck?

It takes me a few minutes to actually cum. I can't cum from basic touching of my penis. For instance, I have to really try to jack off with my hands to cum, and a hand job or blow job from a girl doesn't feel like anything. When I have sex with my girlfriend, I feel hardly anything on my penis, the pleasure, about 80% of it, is in my mind. I notice doggy-style sex feels better, and I cum in about a minute when I really get into it, but whatever.

I am circumcised and masturbated daily for most of my adolescence since I was 13. I jacked off weekly since I was 10, and I jacked off occasionally, either bi-weekly or monthly, since I was 6 years old. My penis is almost desensitized.

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I think so. Not sure though, never read it. I just dig dynamic and novel genitals.

Still looking for the name of the fucking kike who cut me. I will make the goddamned holocaust look like a joke when I find him. He'll wish he was in a camp.

Why has this thread been up for 5 hours without anymore pictures like Op's posted. I say it's a god damn travesty.

Give me the fucking source piece of shid.

I'm cut and my dick looks like the one on the right?? I wonder if maybe doctors are being purposefully trained to do circumcisions the way that makes them end up like the penis on the left? My glans are not dried out and I still have my frenulum? What if circumcisions is another Jewish trick?? That's why so many user have fucked up dicks? What if it's a way to make for Jews to get access to more white women while at the same time removing most of the competition? Do Jewish circumcisions look like white circumcisions?

I felt like I was doing a good job cutting back on fapping and degenerate stuff until that OP image came along. Damn you to hell for what I'm about to do.

Very easy.
Masturbating I'll come in 30 seconds unless I slow down. Came in about same amount of time in first and only time I got blowjob. Nothing can make last longer other than slowing down and honestly I get off now to being a fast cummer

I hope you go bald mf

I have death grip

ask for something while insulting the one who can give it to you is retarded.

it's hard as fuck, I have a hard time fapping so i can't even imagine how hard it'd be for a woman to make me cum

god I wish I was a quickshot, because having to fap for like 30mins to get off and having to nearly dislocate my arm doing so isn't fun at all

Never timed but can't imagine it taking more than a few minutes.

Thats because you live in a country where its considered normal to cut off a part of a babies penis

In civilised parts of the worlds girls like natural penis that is fully intact because they havnt been indoctrinated into thinking cutting it apart is cool

Imagine thinking their opinion should impact the pleasure you're allowed to feel in this short life.

In high school a girl I had crushed on in middle school finally gave me a go, however she was still a bit religious (mormon) and didn't want to do full on sex.
many, many days before school, she'd sit on my lap on the floor and grind me through clothes until I came.
Blonde, short, stacked, big tits, big ass. There was so much to grab, and she made me cum so many times.

Masturbating with porn, it takes me two minutes if I do it continuously, but I like to tease myself a bit so it takes tenish minutes. Having sex is difficult bc I have to cum in a certain position, big dick hurts me, and it takes about twenty minutes.

Post sauce or post more please!

I want to deepthroat a pent-up robot's dick until they fill my throat with cum!

I call bullshit.
Genitalia can only take this much abuse.

>talking to american roasties
>ever

Here comes the aeroplane
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South Korea started circumcision after contact with American soldiers during occupation

In the US they usually use the Gomco to make sure that it doesn't heal properly and that about 70% of the penile skin is removed, it doesn't heal well either.

Circumcision is indeed a jewish trick and it is actually devoutly against christianity, they promote it for the goyim because it's a play on how detached the Americans are from their religion - and if you have been paying attention as most americans haven't - the jews and muslims have been trying to get the christians back for 2019 fucking years.

I want to see the jewish roach gone. NOthing about race but I will see that both of those ideologies are removed from the planet somehow as they're the only big religions not based in peace, they're cults designed to make you violent and perverted through deprivation and sadism.

>being such a cuckold you would cut off the best part of your dick to avoid getting a snyde remark from a literally retarded roastie

Never change Jow Forums

>having to log in

absolute faggot

I have done a personal cumming speedrun from limp and time was 55 seconds so I guess very easy.

South Korea was never occupied by America, It was occupied by North Korea..

ussually goes in proportion to the quality of the fap material, the less revealing the longer off course, arround 6 min avergage

Im a premature ejaculator, its a curse. Once I came the moment she put the condom on my dick.

Every experienced person has a pixiv account ready long ago. What's your excuse?

leaving any kind of data trail and paying any kind of money for porn is bullshit.

Throwaway emails, never heard of those? And besides you don't have to pay for most pixiv art, not that I know of.

I just need a woman to have sex with me, so it's very easy

user are you serious.

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throwaway accounts are a hassle to deal with and still theoretically leave a trail though they are better than using real accounts. there's no real solution to this shit besides using sites that don't have walls like that or just not looking at that stuff at all. '
The mentality of "if you don't have an account you're a newfag" is annoying but I get it. I'm still not going to make an account even though I know how and know people won't stop posting gated off bullshit

my gf of 7 years knows my body so well she can expertly drain my balls on short notice, she knows all the things I like, it actually takes me longer to jerk off by myself these days and I used to have the death grip

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why is this making it rise?

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Tentacles are hot. Genitals are hot. Tentacle genitals are really hot.

This is bullshit. My friend said he did it 16x in one day, I tried beating him for years and only got to 5 or 6, then one day I asked him and he started laughing hysterically and said he was exaggerating it was more like 4x

Usually when my gf jerks me I have to masturbate for a little bit to get myself close to the edge, and then I let her finish me off. She probably thinks it's really weird