On the train

>On the train
>This girl keeps looking at you
Wat do?

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Tell her that I don't buy hookers, so she's wasting her time.

Cautiously look around me so I don't become a movie cliche

>shit, I probably have something on my face
>go to the toilet and wash up
>come back to the seat
>still looking at me
>fuck, she probably thinks I'm weird as fuck
>try to not pay attention
>don't say anything if she doesn't say anything first

There you go

notice obama in the window behind her and salute before the former president.

>yes hello, i am from adult film company czech casting dot com. would you like to give me hand job for 1000 euros?

>"Sorry, do I smell? I swear I took a shower this morning, I'm just a naturally sweaty dude and it's summer, so..."

Smile. Say hi. Ask her what's she's doing here and where's she's going. How does she like the area?

Go home
Fap.
Crack. Sip
Ahhhhh still got it.

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i dont want to go to jail officer please i wasnt looking at her

I havent talked to a woman in so long I would be happy

"the fuck are you looking at?"
im not trying to be edgy or tough but this is my gut reaction when anyone is staring at me

Look up and smile at her then look back down at my phone

exactly this and no more

look up, we catch each other in eye contact smile then look down nerviously. Start debating in my mind what to say and to say it.

From here one of two things happen if I do in fact talk to her

1) we have a good chat and actually have some chemistry
2) I say something autistic in a desperate attempt to talk to her and she is freaked out by me and any attraction she had to me is lost.

>Ewww you smell bad
>>Sorry roast i'm to depressed to take a shower
>is it so difficult?
>>well maybe you could help me
*move together to the bathroom*
*starts violently sucking my dirty smegma ridden cock*
*cmock cmock*
>omg user it is so delicious
>i can't stop
>but please cum inside me
>i need to feel the warmth of your seemen inside me
>>of course m'lady
.........

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Move to the seat behind me. I hate being in close quarters with people and she creeps me out. And shave your fuckin eyebrows you tramp

Punch her like I do to all thots. It's like Jesus once said, if she breaths, she's a thot.

haha nice nails

1. Get up
2. Find empty seat
3. Move to empty seat
4. Enjoy peace once again

Start fidgeting with my phone nervously, pretending to type messages. And if I do talk to her, make sure to do so in the most nervous, high-pitched faggy voice possible.
Works every time.

>"Take a picture. It lasts longer, perv."
And that boys is how it's done

Tell her that Mom jeans aren't cool and she's been lied to by the fashion industry. I like to redpill with the truth.

You'd be an idiot to not think she luring you into a trap where her boyfriend robs you

Now she's tellin' me to visit
Who else is home?
I check the house before we bone so we all alone
after I nut I hit the highway, see ya later

>H-hi, n-nice coat

Am I wearing your jacket?

Huff my fart upon freshly ripping it.

>This girls keeps looking at you
I look down at the ground in shame and embarassment because she's obviously looking at me because I'm a big loser weirdo.

Look behind me and then go to the bathroom to see if there's shit on my face.

"Oh, I'm sorry Miss. Are these your balls I'm sitting on or mine?"

>I look down at the ground in shame and embarassment because she's obviously looking at me because I'm a big loser weirdo.

I'd go that one better. I never even realize she's looking at me, because as soon as I noticed her there I pre-emptively started staring at the floor in profound shame at how worthless I am and in a deep realization that it's really wrong of me to be imposing myself on space that is anywhere near her.

find a different seat so I stop bothering her by existing