My dick is 6 inches and apparently "average", why the fuck does it seem so small?

Fuck off you moron, imagine having a 5 incher.

Yeah I know it does, it looks small as fuck.

>unwind a paperclip and scoop that 2mm of gunk out of your fingernails

A real man does it with a knife.

>why the fuck does it seem so small?

Because 6 inches is small.
No woman wants a dick that small, they'll cheat on you with any guy with a 8 inch dick that comes around.

Dick size is a spook
Get over it faggot

imagine being this much of a little bitches over his finger nail

OP has his penis out on the internet awaiting judgment. If I were muddin with the fellas and one of them had claws full of dirt I wouldn't mention it. If he plans on putting that thing near anyone worth fucking then he should worry about his hygiene first and his cock size second.

thats right user, they will cheat when this drops in their dm's

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Well statistically 6 is above average but it seems like bullshit to me, like most people on this site are 7+ when they answer in datamine threads.

because people never lie in these threads. That's about what you get from countries with self-reported dick size stats, and from countries where they check the average is 5.2

>Well statistically 6 is above average but it seems like bullshit to me

It is.
Besides, women don't give a fuck about statistics.
5 inches is average dick size? They demand 8 inches.
4.5 inches of dick girth is average? Nothing under 6 inches!
Average height is e.g. 5'9"? Women demand guys who are 6'4" or taller.
Average salary is whatever? They demand double that.

Good call user. Because, as we all know, girls NEVER take the hygiene of a man into consideration. They just sleep with whatever gross pig with dirt under his chewed up fingernails happens to walk into her eyeline. Good call, looks like you got it all figured out.

The secret is, if a girl is already at the point where she is finding out the size of your dick, you've already won. At that point, 8 inches or 5 inches is all the same, you're still fucking, I guarantee.

>The secret is, if a girl is already at the point where she is finding out the size of your dick, you've already won.

Anything under 8" and they'll laugh.
And when they laugh you lose your erection and your self-esteem.

t. 6.75" x 5.5" and was laughed at twice.

you're a retard, I'm a little smaller than you claim and have never gotten anything but positive reactions

Clean your fingernails, they're disgusting

It's not that its fucking ditry wtf nironically clean your dick retard.

>I'm a little smaller than you claim

So am I, I just decided to change the numbers a bit so as not to copy paste my story verbatim, since I've posted about this a couple of times.
Despite this being Jow Forums's Jow Forums I don't take much pleasure in being known as the user with the supposedly decently sized dick who got laughed at twice while erect.
And when I was a teenager had two girls laugh at my flaccid penis. That obviously destroyed my self-esteem for years (a decade actually).
I regain some self-esteem and find out that the only thing that changed is that now I'm older and they laugh at my erect penis.

t. actually 6.5" x 5.25". Doesn't change the fact that women are cruel vermin with no regards for the feelings of the person they are with.

>they'll laugh

My entire sexual history for the past 20 years says otherwise, and you'll forgive me if I trust my own 2 eyes and personal life experience over some random dork on an anonymous basket weaving forum.

>that disgusting greasy dick
I want to lick it all over

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where they check? check how?

>Because 6 inches is small.

youre retarded. 6 is scientifically proven above average in most countries

No faggot, I don't give a shit about hygiene since I am NEET.

6 inches is literally 80th percentile breh, what are you complaning about?

>that dirt under the nails
So its true that you incels never shower.
How do you expect to find a gf if you constantly smell like dogshit?

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Everybody freaking out over his nails didnt zoom in to see all the hair (carpet fibre?) and crumbs on his dickhead.

>tfw big dick asian
>always get a fucking kick when a new bitch is surprised

So because 2 girls laughed at your peenus weenus you went into monkhood for ten years and decided to hate all women forever?

That is SO Jow Forums!

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faggots if he had a chad sized cock you wouldn't even notice the dirt, gtfo my board you normalniggers

Can relate yellow boy

UGH have you even enlarged that shit and tried looking at it? There is literally hair and dead skin and nasty shit EVERYWHERE
WHY IS IT IN SUCH HIGH RES.
gagging noises etc.
This picture is disgusting and you're retarded.

You have fucking lint on your dick and dirt under your nails. Fix yourself faggot

>yes goy shower and use buy our chemicals and soap
>you must stay clean to please mr shekelstein goy

IF YOU WANT TO EVER REPRODUCE OR HEAR A KIND WORD SAID ABOUT YOU YES YOU HAVE TO CLEAN YOURSELF YOU DISGUSTING FILTHY HOBO CRACK HEAD POL GARBAGE SPEWING PIECE OF ENCRUSTED NASTY NEEDY SAD WASTE OF CARBON YES I MAD YOU DISGUST ME WHY DON'T YOU JUST THROW YOURSELF INTO A TRASH COMPACTOR WHERE YOU CLEARLY BELONG

Imagine being this much of a bitch over some dirt. Kill yourself you gay fag.

>6.75" x 5.5" and was laughed at twice.

where do you even find whores like that man?

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Are you actually retarded? The pic looks like fucking shit, this guy currently has zero chance at continuing his bloodline

dilate and have sex tranny

Of course we would because he already has a chad sized cock judging from the picture. Filth is filth regardless on who it is.