>Be Me >Craving McDonalds at 11PM >Jump in car and start driving >Suddenly get intense desire to pee >No big deal, McDonald's is only 5 minutes away. I'll piss there >The need to piss intensefies >Get stuck behind some old man at a light >COME UN HURRY THE FUCK UP >My bladder can't take the pressure anymore >Almost crying from how bad I have to piss >Pull up to McDonald's, the inside is closed >As soon as I realize this I piss myself like a fucking toddler >Now I'm in the parking lot crying and eating my cheeseburger
I have to go back home and walk by my family watching TV no way to dodge them WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO user?
If it's hot out it should take maybe an hour. It will go faster if you are out in the air, assuming you can do that and no one will see you. Another option is to buy a fuck ton of McDonalds and carry the bag in front of you.
Owen Wood
Ok, I think I can buy that much time. I'm going to have to sleep covered in piss though because I'll wake up my family if I shower fuck. This just gets worse
Christopher Morgan
sneak in if they are asleep, change your clothes, and take a whore bath (washcloth and sink water)
cant you just tell them you pissed yourself? i would tell them even if they didnt noticed
Ayden Carter
My uncle was still awake, just him luckily. He was too engrossed in his phone to notice. Snuck right by bim
Parker Ward
Thank god, now I can finally get some sleep knowing you made it safely.
Carter Baker
Yep, now I'm just sitting at my computer, my thighs covered in piss. Contemplating what life choices brought me to this very moment
Sebastian Miller
How fucking loud is your shower that it would wake someone up?
Julian Mitchell
do a whore's bath like this user suggested. It's at least something.
Easton Diaz
Not too loud, but it shares a wall with my aunt and uncle's room, and my aunt wakes up from anything. She's an incredibly nice person, but she is a ln absolute mean hearted bitch if someone wakes her up. So I can't take that chance.
Austin Williams
Jesus christ you dont wear diapers like the rest of us? This shit always happens to the rest of us on this board. Why do you think theres mommy threads user?
Luke White
Shouldn't have spilled your coke in your lap user
Tyler Perez
That's actually really good! I should've thought of that!
Nicholas Roberts
I'd be pissed if I were you
Bentley Jones
It's what I'd have done. Just walk into the house bitching about other drivers being assholes and about how the other asshole made me spill my mountain dew all over myself when they cut me off
Daniel Morgan
Next question, how the hell do I get the smell of piss out of my car? We're going on a family trip in it next week
Ayden Baker
>how the hell do I get the smell of piss out of my car? My first instinct is pic related since its a pretty normalfag thing to do, I would assume? Do normalfags fabreze the shit out of everything because I imagine normalfags blasting everything with fabreze
