One single shot at existence

>one single shot at existence
>born in some shit Lithuanian village

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at least you're in europe just be glad you werent born in brazil

Enjoy your three point six rontgen

Man, stop shitting on yourself. Have some dignity.

>tfw born in Lithuania
>realize you can move to literally any other European country by just walking through the boarder without any problems
I agree being born in some obscure small villages here isn't that great, but you can always save for a few months, even on minimum wage, and just move to another place. Then again it's really not that bad here, it could be much worse.

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i hate this place, i hate that i have to be here, i just wish that someone nuke this whole fucking continent

>be born in niche european country that not even 0.1% of the world's population is from thereby meaning that you are far more interesting by default than most copy-paste Americans, Chinese and Indians
>have language that is unique and specified to a small area in europe with no connections to the slavic languages
>have historically large duchy that left behind legacy all over eastern europe and diaspora in america
>despite this hate your country and don't wish to improve it and be the change you seek, despite rapid economic growth and great potential in the future if people would even try to have kids rather than waiting until their population has crossed the ageing threashold for their government to lazily introduce mass-migration and kill their culture for good; instead would rather be a micro-america than even try to preserve their language/ traditions
>instead complain about life despite having some of the highest standards of living in the entire world and choose to migrate to less interesting countries that don't even want them
Why do baltics have to be like this?

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You know why you really feel like this. It is your fault desu that you let it go this far and that you still kind of care about it. Try and do something to change your situation dude and mental/emotional state.

No its horrible here tik bomzai ir idiotai gali cia gyventi visi normalus seniai pabego. Not everyone can just leave that easily...
At least you have culture and people that are more tolerant and nice on average. Only alcoholics and idiots here.

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lmao tripman is brazilian too? is it really that bad?

you're right its my fault that i hanged around the typical brazilian nigger too much i should just isolate myself and spend more time with the heartless snob rich whites
> culture
thats what i hate the most about this place, carnaval is not fucking culture its just an excuse for people to engage in unchecked degeneracy in public, just like any other event it happens here

half a century of communism broke their spirits completely

>only alcoholics and idiots here
that's brazil for ya, LEK.

You're basically retarded, there's no helping you.

Self hate is part of the culture here. "Grass is greener" and all that. It becomes interesting when people think that other countries are these magical places that are heaven on earth, but then they realize it's the same old stuff. Sure, you get more money, but that's about it. But as you said it comes at the cost of losing ones culture and being invaded by people of radically different world views and beliefs (muslims, africans etc.)
But there's a good reason why people are the way they are here.
>if people would even try to have kids
These problems could be rambled about for the whole thread. Everyone is broken here. And when a chance comes to improve, people tend to pick the same choices as a form of masochism, because there's this very deeply ingrained way of thinking that says "if your life is not pure suffering, you're doing something wrong".
>No its horrible here tik bomzai ir idiotai gali cia gyventi visi normalus seniai pabego.
But that's false. If anything all of the gopniks tend to be the ones that leave first to take up very low tier factory work in other countries while squatting in self segregated communities. Which is again funny because it ends up with those people shutting themselves in with the same people they call "idiots".
>Not everyone can just leave that easily...
You literally can't have it any easier than it already is. If it's a case of not being able to find a job or earn money in general, then switching countries wont help at all.

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at least your not a nigger in a small town

i go to college and i have a job what the fuck do you want me to do?

why not be my mail order bride?

kys idiote niekam nerupi tavo nuomone. keep sucking communist cocks you pseudo intellectual slave if you think this whole country shouldnt be nuked and salted
How delusional can you be
Good country??? Growing economy??? Culture?? Highest standards in the world????? Hahahhahahahahah

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my great grand parents migrated from lithuania to uruguay (south american shithole) due to ww1, be grateful, id rather be in that village than here with a practically comunist government

>a citizen of EU
People would break law for that

Lunos? Milotix?

ive been watching bald and bankrupt and have seriously been considering moving to either belarus or georgia
the only problem is that i dont speak russian

>one single shot at existence
>born a nigger in Detroit

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Are you cute as the picture?

>one shot at life
>born in this century

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I mean fair enough when I hobo'd it through the culture seems to have been torn between young American-inspired hipsters and broken boomers though its not as if it couldn't be restored, you still have the chance. Perhaps if you rose from a state of genuine economic poverty a la China or Korea there would be more incentive to grow seeing that you'd be 'on the way up' rather than feeling like you're already western but slightly poorer. See, look at how cool your language is, as tave myliu.

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>one (one) shot at life
>born in brazilian coast town

Holy fucking shit bros, this is not a place for anxiety ridden introverts.
Get me out of here.

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>one shot at life
>born in Poland
Feels good

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>Holy fucking shit bros, this is not a place for anxiety ridden introverts.
nowhere is

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>not bashing your own country turns you into a community
Brain problems?

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Tfw born in Israel

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>one shot at life
>born in USA
I didn't choose to be fat

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>one single shot at life
>born a spic in Southern Mexico

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be my mail order jewfu

>one shot at life
>be born in finland

Become permanent neet.

A big mac and three cheeseburgers is hardly fattening.

Finland is the easiest country to neet in, one of the only places where you can work a fun job and still afford a bit of luxury

what did they meme by this
jukl

try this
>one shot in life
>born a sandnigger in a 3rd world country

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I'm not from Brazil but yes it's bad

japan certainly is

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Being black is the worse possible thing, it'd be much better be born disabled from the waist down as a white guy than it is to being black.

might go to the Baltics this summer what are some nice places to visit?

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>one shot at life
>born poor in the UK
>tfw no luxury NEET life like in Scandinavia or Switzerland
>tfw life not bad enough for my complaints to be taken seriously

at least you are not a pedo... right user?

hey user, got a discord? im also lithugaynian, we could be friends

>1 life
>Born in Finland
>Be a fuckup anyways
At least uni and healthcare are free.

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White Americans think your country is great just because its 99% white.

Braliuk nebuk pediks

You are also a dumb animeposter, which is even worse

>tfw no lithuanian bf or gf to cuddle with

same... I wish i was born in western Europe
>inb4 move
I will never be a western European and Westerners will never accept me as their own...
such is the fate of a shithuanian

At least you can pull your fucking devil trigger.

GET. FUCKING. MOTIVATED.

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why would i be motivated? What's the point if you're always gonna remain an e*stern "european"

Are you serious? Uruguay is better than Lithuania.

> one shot at life
> born a sandnigger in europe

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>one shot at existence.
>posts anime screenshots.
>thinks his country of origin is the problem.

>born in Germany
Why not Japan.

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But Lithuania is pretty country. Whats the problem?

Imagine how high the change there was to born in some shithole like USA, any African country, middle-east, India, China and so on.

lithuania is an e*stearn "european" shithole. I would rather be american

>One shot in life
>Born in the most autistic country on Earth
Dont know how to feel desu

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varyk gyvent i miesta. man reik draugu...

under what criteria? culture definitely is not better, although if i could choose literally any place on earth i would live in texas

>I suffer in Europe and North America
f*rstoids crack me up

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>1 shot at life
>born to a wealthy upper-middle class family in America
fuck bros why couldn't I have been a qt3.14 anime girl??????

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>one shit at life
>not even on a continent
island life is a special hell

>complainig about being a lithuanian CHAD villager
>probably some gypsy from v*lnius
It's all your fault for a being a nobody, should've went to UK, got a job and went to uni there.. Like me.

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Same boat desu.

Also send me that image

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>1 shot at life
>Born a sub8 in a 3rd world shithole

Also all the men here are cringe lanklets/basedlets.
I feel like a peak male specimen in this island.

I recommend coming here.

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rasi plyta mesk i ryta, rasi dvi mesk abi

Which country is that? I was born in Hungary and live here i like it great place the only problem is that we have millions of hungarians outside of our borders and that we have no neetbux

>posts apu apustaja, finnish meme
>posts about the most autistic country on earth
Damn, there are some standards about memetic knowledge on this site, you know?

>we have millions of hungarians outside of our borders
Maybe, and I know it's a shocker, try making it not a shit place to live.

Plus your language is garbage btw.

>be born in niche european country that not even 0.1% of the world's population is from thereby meaning that you are far more interesting by default than most copy-paste Americans, Chinese and Indians
Cope.

as a Lithuanian you speak the oldest living language in the world.

eat shit retard, stop complaining and get shit done

any capital or big cities are good, plus get a car and drive around palces are not that far apart so you can pretty much see the whole country just by driving, shits great

Israel based pls help me make aliyah

hi i'll gladly be your sugar baby uwu

My parents are the wealthy ones, not me. I'm just a middle class schmuck, sorry to disappoint. If you're cute though, then maybe I can pull some strings to take care of you.

Witch country?

It sounds like sl*vic monkey-speak to everyone else, so there's nothing to be proud of here

>One(1) shot at life
>born mixed race in muttland

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What, dude? You're in the EU. Just move to a better country. Fucking fag.

>one shot at life
>born in the gayest state in the union
>can't pass as a cross dressing trap
What's the point of living?

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nigger country

you can move but you will never be one of them so what's the funking point

tiesiog sesk i autobusa ir vaziuok i vilniu, debile

Dude, I was born in a central american town that relies on beach tourism, a lithuanian village isnt so bad. Hell, one of the most beautiful girls I ever met was lithuanian.

Just remember user, ITS NOT WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT RATHER WHERE YOU ARE GOING

Same desu, I hate this place, I hate the people, I think about kms every day. At least I have the internet, games and anime

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>one shot at life
>not born in a small japanese village, (population 2000 people), a bike ride away from a small town (population 50 000 people) and a 35 minute train ride away from Tokyo
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Why do you think about kilometers user?

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same
fuck this shithole

OP here, killing myself tonight Jow Forums, ive finally had enough
>gf hates me
>family hates me
>dad molested me when i was 5
>get gang stalked and people constantly look through my window
>brother recently came out as transgender and said he has feelings for me
unironically not dealing with this shit anymore.
since you guys have given me a home, and kept me entertained, ill return the favor.

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~dmw

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i wish i had your courage, broli