Constantly go out into the city centre at night and try to flirt with girls, preferably while we're both drunk. My looks aren't the problem so I should be able to get at least one person if I'm drunk enough to surpress anxiety.
Tell everybodh that if i don't get laid, I will face a lifetime of torture
Michael Gutierrez
Would they believe you though?
Jackson Brown
Obviously I'd-- >Paying for it doesn't count Well shit, then I guess I'd have to-- >neither does rape Well damn user you're not leaving me with many options. I'd try tinder I guess, go out to bars, maybe find a place with older women. Supposedly they like virgins
Luis Edwards
download tinder and upload my best selfies and swipe right on everyone constantly + go to a bar and drink and hit on the least attractive women
Gavin Scott
obviously i'd just ask my sister. she'd without a doubt fuck me to save me from a lifetime from torture
Daniel Perez
Find a really desperate and horny obese single mother tbqh. That's really the only way.
Jayden Hughes
>swipe right on everyone constantly Tinder has an algorithm that punishes you for swiping right on everyone. You appear less.
Nathaniel Kelly
Does getting laid with a man count? I can't imagine that would be very hard to arrange, and I'd go gay for a night to avoid eternal torture.
If not, go to every dating app I can think of, and bars etc, and only target the ugliest of girls. They should have far lower standards.
Jeremiah Mitchell
I'm assuming prostitution isn't viable, or that would make your hypothetical boring.
I would research to find the "club" with the highest ratio of females to males in my area. I wouldn't be concerned with cost, because any cost is worth paying to avoid a lifetime of torture. I would buy fashionable clothes that fit well. At the club, I would make a pass at pretty much every woman. If I exhaust all the women in the club, I move on to the next one. Rinse Repeat until I get laid. Essentially, I would treat it like a numbers game.
Oliver Rodriguez
*sigh* Download grindr and lube up my butt
Landon Rivera
Anons, being gay damns you to an eternity of torture anyway.
Isaiah James
Doesn't pre-marital sex do the same thing, according to your religion? They're both sinful.
Nathaniel Barnes
Easy, I'd just download grindr and get blown by a dude. Would leave with most of my dignity intact and avoid torture. I could do this on the first day.
Elijah Garcia
I would explain the situation to my female friend and she would value me that much that she doesn't want me to face life time torture. Assuming I had a way to prove this and she just doesn't assume I have gone batshit crazy.
Jose White
I'd pay someoneto let me rape their daughter, then commit suicide. Fuck you old man, you won't tell me what to do.
Nathaniel Reed
pretty sure some 3 or 4/10 would be kind enough to let me if i told her
Nathaniel Smith
I would go to a club, get mildly drunk and then approach very drunk girls.
Dylan Martinez
The lifetime of unbearable torture would happen. I repulse women by being autism and a 4/10 male
Isaac Jenkins
my female friend having pity sex with me is my sexual fantasy
Joshua Lee
Guess I'll be screwed then.
Joshua Wright
I have okayish looks so it probably woulnd't be difficult to pick up some disgusting drunk hag
Leo Diaz
>and any attempt to avoid the punishment including suicide is impossible. I guess it's over for me then.
I would read up on eastern philosophy on how to deal with an eternity of unbearable torture. No way in hell I'm getting laid, especially not with the anxiety that this situation brings.
Jack Peterson
if i dropped all standards except for biological female and went on tinder and okcupid i could get laid 80% of the time within a week - granted it would be with some really, really gross girls but that's what zero standards means.
if i wanted to avoid unavoidable torture and grindr was an option i'd do that and i could probably get laid within a day or two (and frankly i could respect that more than fucking gross fat chicks desu)
Anthony James
Ask some friends or my sister. It's a lifetime of torture.
Hunter Martinez
Install Tinder Put some effort into getting dates
Bam
Jaxon Gonzalez
I'd try my luck with suicide
Nathaniel Collins
my plan would be to contact my fwb and get my fuck on and then avoid the punishment. But I wouldn't feel good about it because she is pretty gross
Xavier Garcia
Go to a third world country and ask people out.
Josiah Fisher
>no rape, paying, or suicide So basically this is a trick question. After people give their answers of going for girls in their own league you'll smugly say "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then why don't you do that now, check mate virgin, you have no excuse". Similar to logic like "do what you would do if money were no object" or "if you are suicidal the world is your oyster".
But even in this fantasy life-or-death situation I have no answer on how I'd get sex. I sincerely, honestly, truly do not know how. I haven't the faintest clue on how to meet girls or guys, for romance or sex or just friendship, and I'm also not attractive enough for people to pursue me. So I have no choice but to accept a lifetime of punishment. Normalfags would want that for me anyway because I'm like totes a creep.
Bentley Jackson
this thread is making me watch tinder profile tips on youtube
Levi Morgan
Ask my girlfriend tonight.
Adam Miller
Define getting laid? You could probably go on Grindr and fuck some nasty old man within minutes.
>Paying for it doesn't count, neither does rape. I guess I fucking fail no matter what I do and get tortured. like why would you expect any other answer?