He has labeled himself as an incel

>he has labeled himself as an incel
>he hates women
>he doesn't talk to women cuz he thinks he will be ignored
>he avoids eye contact

If you meet any of these you will NEVER EVER get laid

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Never say never boyo

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Women always ignore me tho.

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I've never been approached by female. Isn't that proof enough that women ignore me?

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>tfw always hated the term incel
>tfw never blame women for my problems
>tfw never shut up, regardless of who Im talking to
>tfw look people in the eyes to establish dominance

am I doing it right?

The first two points don't matter because women can't tell that I'm an incel or hate them

>if you don't talk to women they won't like you
No fucking shit homes

>am I doing it right?

if you want to come off as an angry autist then it's perfect

You sound like a homosexual t b h

>tfw one shot at life
>Born with asperges
pic related

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I avoid eye contact and I've been laid.
You know autism wouldn't exist if people didn't fuck us to pass it down, right.

>he has labeled himself as an incel
kinda
>he hates women
I love women
>he doesn't talk to women cuz he thinks he will be ignored
I don't talk to anyone because I'm too shy and awkward
>he avoids eye contact
yeah... when I look people in the eyes it just gives me this panic fight or flight feeling.

amazing, you guessed perfectly
go fuck yourself, worthless NEET. Don't you already disappoint your parents enough? hang yourself with barbed wire

>yeah... when I look people in the eyes it just gives me this panic fight or flight feeling.

Embrace it, are you talking to gorillas? If not what are they gonna do?

Force eye contact, see if it's really so horrible

>he has labeled himself as an incel
Nope, I tend to avoid adding made up labels to myself
>he hates women
apathtic at most, although some women would see that as hating them
>he doesn't talk to women cuz he thinks he will be ignored
nope it talk to women just as much as men ( I dont talk a lot in general)
>he avoids eye contact
when doing my own thing/around those I dont know. yes. In conversation with people I try to give them some eye contact but not a death stare

>worthless
Coming from a pathetic wageslave I find that funny. You find meaning in your extorted labor, how sad and low IQ you are

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>Force eye contact, see if it's really so horrible

That kinda seems pretty creepy if you have nothing to say or to weird to talk to people

That's the point, make THEM look away from you for a change

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>tfw not a wage slave

keep drowning in your own sweat and grease. Your own body hates you just as much as society, fucking end it. You will never amount to anything so why bother sucking out everyone's joy by existing?

>he pretends to be rich over the internet
You truly must be a sad little creature.

It's not so much meaning but being able to consistently have food available and conveniences like electronics

It's honestly a bit strange how much you neurotypicals need eye contact. You'll be driving a car, and you'll take your eyes off the road to look at a passenger just to see their face as you say something. You'll angle the mirror so low that you can't see the road behind you in order to see the faces of the people in the back seat as you talk to them. You'll gesture with your hands when I'm driving as though it's just assumed that I would be looking at you and not at the road. You turn to face each other whether it makes sense or not. You have to be looking at somebody's face in order to respond to what they said, even if you can hear them perfectly well. You'll actually repeat what was said just to say it while looking at the other person's face, even if it makes it redundant. If we're watching the same screen, you act like it makes sense to look away from it and miss something just so I can look you in the face, and you care even if it's only like a 5-word sentence.
I get it. The eyes say a lot, people can see where other people are looking using their eyes, there's subtle indications of emotion, whatever. The sheer degree to which people need it is straight-up silly, though, and I hope you all realize how much of an accommodation we're making if we do look you in the eye. I don't think the average NT appreciates just how much of a strange idiosyncrasy the need for eye contact is.

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My dogs make eye contact, try your ideosyncracy speech on them

when did I say I'm rich? cunt

Dogs honestly make more intuitive sense than people, though. You can tell pretty easily what they're saying.

>see if it's really so horrible
I have tried it for a long time. I can't talk to people if I look them in the eyes. My mind just goes blank and I start to panic.
I have a good example of how it feels. You know those spinning things in the playground where if you pull yourself towards the spinning axle the speed increases?
It feels a lot like that. When I talk to someone without eye contact it is like the whole world is spinning a bit but when I take the eye contact the spinning just goes to hyperdrive.

I fit in all of those(except incel) and can get laid anytime i want with a whore.

It's just way better to fuck whores then some stuck up cunts that consume way to much time/money with dates for what they have to offer.
Don't even get me started on how boring they are on said dates, NETFLIX AND MAKEUP/FASHION AREN'T HOBBIES YOU DUMB CUNTS!!!

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>he spends all he gains
tsk tsk tsk when will NPC's learn
You made it sound like you didn't work a day in your life. Thanks for moving the goal post you dumb fucking wagecuck retard

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Whores don't count you brainlet, you're still a virgin

But Ted Bundy got laid and he murdered a lot of women (more than what would he considered normal)

I will be ignored. I have attempted to speak to people before and hey wanted nothing to do with me.

Explain to me how the don't count you low IQ subhuman

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Didn't move any goalpost, you guys are just retarded. Have fun being a waste of life :)

Ted bunty was social and charismatic, none of incels are like him at all

>gets called out so he decides to run away
Stop projecting your insecurities onto me loser.

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>WHORES DON'T COUNT!!! YOU'RE STILL A V-V-VIRGIN LIKE ME!!!
So much cope, just go and get a prostitute you loser, its especially good for your mental health if you have very little female contact(touch-starved).

Like theyre subhuman sex toys that need ur abuse, its disgusting. Theyre humans too in case u forgot, imagine somebody coming up to ur sister or something in real life and calling her a dumb sloot then flipping her upside down and rubbing ur meat on her thighs until u ejaculate on the person standing behind her just watching in horror, that might be her dad i dunno, why didnt he do anything to stop u i dont fuking know just plz understand they dont deserve ur abuse.

That's kinda fair I guess, reliable food supply is indeed hardwired into people lol

>fucks some nasty diseased beef roast that had gazillions of dicks in it
>I'm better than you all virgins
Lmao

>wastes all his money on food
Thanks for proving to me you're clinically retarded

That's such a childlike mentality like grade school boys going "ewww girls", can see why your a virgin loser.
I make appointments to fuck the day they get their blood work results(they do them every 3-4 days) to avoid std's.
What you say only holds true for some cheap by the road prostitutes that you fuck in you car lmao.

You can do #2 and be fine.

Just gotta keep it on the DL, and not express it to females.

Who here incel but gentleman? I hate women for being disgusting whores, but I would still rush to their aide if Chad were bullying them. Cowards are more annoying than sluts

>Jow Forums says girls don't like small guys
>Jow Forums says women only want money
>Jow Forums says women only want Chad
>Jow Forums says women only like ripped dudes
>Jow Forums says that being socially awkward or introverted makes you unfuckable to girls
>Jow Forums says you need to be tall for girls to fuck you
>Jow Forums says if you have visible autism girls will never fuck you
>Jow Forums says girls will never make the first approach
>Jow Forums says you have to be normal/maintain eye contact/dress like a Chad/have a certain political alignment/be a certain race/have certain color eyes/walk a certain way/etc. to get pussy

>tfw you're a short, skinny, clinically-autistic mutt with black eyes, a speech impediment, unnatural speech patterns and hair, and a daily black/grey hoodie outfit straight out of the virgin vs Chad meme, you get nervous talking to girls, and you've literally never made the first move
>tfw women have gone out of their way to bang you in spite of the fact that you simply cannot interpret signals
Why do you lie, Jow Forums?

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Annecdotal evidence. Just because there's a 1% chance of that ever happening doesn't mean the odds aren't in the favor of r9k. Also you're probably being dishonest. Post a picture with timestamp and I will never preach any of the things you mentioned

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lol i was a normie and that didn't help me get laid either. keep kidding yourself that it's all about behavior. its looks.

behavior is heavily influenced by looks

>tfw 3 out of the 4
I've gotten laid though
I pay an escort twice a month. 15 minutes of fucking her like she's a piece of meat

they both work together. if you look a certain way you can act a certain way and get away with it

exactly this goes back to people just being sponges and rationalizing their success rate

Face pics are a bannable offense around these parts. I've done vocaroo for the lisp and everyone has confirmed I sound like an autistic faggot.
Jow Forums is right 90% of the time it gives out the blackpill, but honestly, women are not as exacting as this board makes them out to be. Don't get me wrong, I'll never command the immediate respect and panty-wetting that Chad does walking into a room, but to pretend that you have to be Chad in order for women to fuck you at all is ridiculous, and so is pretending that women who are horny won't ever initiate.

I really want to go to thailand and find myself a qt SEA gf. They're practically hookers so as long as I have money they'll stick to me like glue.

How do you feel about bangcock? Those girls must be cheap right?

>he has labeled himself as an incel
Does this count if I refer to myself as it on here entirely because it's easier than saying "virgin that tries"?

>he has labeled himself as an incel
I haven't society has.
>he hates women
where do you think you are right now? Many people who aren't "incels" hate women due to their manipulative, two-faced, herd mind nature
>he doesn't talk to women cuz he thinks he will be ignored
If they ignored me that'd be nice. They pick on me. Berate me. Ostracise me and further try and lower my already very low self confidence if I try to pursue them.
>he avoids eye contact
I've never had any issue with maintaining eye contact.

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It's a two day ban at most, and even then its not guaranteed. Just delete the picture after we look at it.

Stop being a bitch and post it. Or are you lying to us?

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To be fair there are many men who dont align with any of those and they still dont get laid. I know such men, I'm friends with a couple. So what then? Just b urself I guess? Or maybe b confident?

I think the phrase you're looking for is "just be attractive" fren

How do you know they don't feel that way? Can you read minds?

I panic if I'm banned for a few hours. If you honestly can't believe that somebody like described can get laid, then stayed blackpilled.

I'd have to see that shit to believe it

Not your face, girls actually willing to talk to me

Excuses. You know you're full of shit

It's not that it's necessarily completely unbelievable, it's the way you went about it: calling everyone out here as a liar, presenting a huge claim, but then refusing to present any evidence at all. It's more likely that you're lying.

This is just too ridiculous unless the girl is a literal 1.5/10. You should've stopped at being ugly, and not include the part where she chased after you, because come on.

So.... u have a driving license, nice.

I'm not into asians at alI

You underestimate drunk, horny women. I would literally never get laid if no girl was ever willing to be aggressive and straightforward in seeking the dick.

Drunk horny women chase after short, autistic virgin stereotypes that we all know definitely hang out in nighclubs?

>he avoids eye contact
I don't deserve to look at a woman in the eye

>I don't deserve to look at a woman in the eye
I hope you're not looking at the ground because you DEFINITELY don't deserve seeing their feet.

This is why most people are shit drivers. Because most people are normies.

I hate my fucking life so much, I'm nobody, I have no friends never had a girlfriend and realised I will never life a normal life because of my autism and other disorders, the only thing I for is music and that is it, that's the only thing anchoring me down right now. I have no aspirations at all and often feel like I want to die, I don't think things will get any better to be honest

I didn't, I'm a virgin though
I don't hate women
I don't talk to anyone
I keep eye contact on the rare occasion when I talk to people

I don't care about getting laid desu

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I like the whole eye contact thing. It's like:
>That guy is really hot, and really cool
>But he didn't look me in the eyes that one time, so no deal

Have you ever tried approaching a woman?

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Literally elbows too pointy, would not bang levels of absurd

>be virgin
>cant tell anyone because "incel" has become a label for misogynist loners who are creepy and spend all their time hating women online in their moms basement
>dont hate women at all
>unironically respect women
>dont talk or make eye contact, not because i hate them but because im extremely shy and insecure
>feel like they think im ugly when they look at me, because im ugly
>feel like theyre judging me and think im creepy if i make eye contact cause ugly
>lonely as fuck, just want love
>anyone else know this feel?

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