*hear knock on door*

i did
>look like a twink faggot
>people think i'm like 5 years younger than i am
>people don't take me seriously bc/ i'm so short and girlish

literally ruined

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>tfw a twink faggot has bigger flaccid cock than me
FML

my gf calls me a boiwife sometimes
its getting on my nerves
help please what do i do

Make him suck my cock and fuck him in the ass, it ain't gay if you're topping

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Why do the femboys all have a bigger dick than me

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that sounds not so bad really

It's their small frame user. Also if someone has a big dick then they're obviously gonna want to show it off. If someone asked who could lift a four hundred pound rock then the people who could would obviously raise their hand. You're just seeing the vocal minority

that guy's tiny, look at where the doorknob is relative to his height, his dick looks big because he's small.
I'm 6'2 and doorknobs are around dick height for me, a little lower even.

>No, I'm not, but would you play Mario Party with me?

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why is his dick unlocked, I ordered a chaste one.

Break up with her and become my boiwife

no im loyal
i just wanna know why they call me that

Literally breed him all night and keep him.

Just means she sees you as a feminine presence - otherwise she'd be calling you her man or something.

Because you're a sissy twink lad

>sissy has a bigger dick than me
Life is such a cruel joke

Yeah it's a humblebragging thing deluded trannies do.
r/gendercritical
r/itsafetish

don't fall for these fucking people who think hrt is a bad thing.

OP, that isn't a boiwife thatsa twink pls go away. ship this one back I want my girlfriend(male) now

Get him some clothes and invite him into play halo.
Then stretch his tight little asshole like a balloon.

Ruined?
That's a great look.

can you open doors with your cock if you use it like an elephant uses its trunk?

my dick isn't prehensile

>not having a prehensile dick in currentyear
fucking amateur

>someone isn't practicing

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fine, if I have an erection I can open doors with handles like the one in the op, that's about it though

cum in the bum

That's still not wrapping your dick around a whisk to whip up an omelet.

yeah well I'd probably be happier in general if I had a tentacle for a dick

cute little boi tiddies whats ur discord?

I would take him to bed, tie him and breed his tight boipussy until he's full of cum

kick his
ass tenderly

Wouldn't we all?

Until then, I charge you to practice until you have the next best thing.

No shut the fuck up it ruins your life you can't unfuck your endocrine system I hate this

the endocrine system is perfectly replaceable with drugs

No I've fucked up myself man you don't get it. I'm basically fucking impotent and look like a teenager. no online meme shit it isn't a life people should want

that sounds really hot why are you making it sound so hot

kill me???
wat do now
i mean i've got the twink body type but none of the other ones

It's disgusting. people are really so depraved and hedonistic that they'd try to brainwash people into thinking ruining your body like that is somehow appealing. think with your head and not your cock dude

well either live as a femboy on estrogen, or get on testosterone

Testosterone won't unfuck halted growth and stuff. these depressed robots who take these pills aren't thinking of when they're 40

no, but that depends on if your growth is halted. If you're 5'5 with a woman's frame then you're fucked, but most femboys aren't, and haven't been taking hormones through puberty. If you saw my pictures when I was 18 vs now at 23 you'd think I should be my own femboy bottom

>be me
>femanon
>have a thing for slender guys
>have a thing for submissive guys
>have a thing for hairless guys
>have a thing for guys with long hair
>they're all gay, trannies, or degenerates who'll fuck anyone
>I'm a TERF
I JUST WANT A FUCKING QT TWINKY HOUSE HUSBAND TO EAT ME OUT WHY WON'T GOD LET ME HAVE IT

>her
>she

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I'm only 19 and it was only two years with a year long gap now, 5'8 and just average. I grow out my shitty barely present facial hair but that's all

have you seen ftms? They usually pass perfectly from just test

please stop jacking off to your own replies you deluded tranny
r/detrans

Come join the cutest Jow Forums discord right now!!

discord
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>wife for the night
this bothers me

fuck off I'm not a tranny, the point is I used to be a pretty good trap

oh you're a trap? okay that's fine i'll leave you alone. i like it when gay guys admit they're gay.

ah I see, you can't read. Carry on

I want to be a house husband but it'll literally never happen

What if this twinky house husband was of african descent?

No you deserve dick
specifically my white one

Thats what you get. Your own fault. that is like being a feeder who only likes thin people.

That doesn't make sense. I like submissive men, but I don't like sissification.

What do you think origigy OP?

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Maybe I used the wrong analogy. Heh, anal o gee

Why does every single faggot have a massive dick and mine is smaller than a 12 yo's? How the fuck is that fair?

It is only confirmation bias, I assure you. You are on the internet looking at hand picked images people have scoured the internet to find. You know that is not representative of the majority.

No, user moved out years ago and never cancelled his subscription. Please stop sending me these things I am not a homosexual.

>she
are you that fucking retarded op said they were a boiwife it literally has boy in the fucking name dumbass. feminine boys aren't women

trannies and traps are for the mentally weak. high iq ALPHA males like me are exclusively into feminine boys!

i bet he has delicious looking lips

Wrong house.

>Shuts door

If you weren't a TERF I'm confident you could find a subby femboy boyfriend.

But you're a massive hater and will die alone.

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Underrated

Bazinga

ok wanna be my gf desu

Not with a dick like that I didn't.