>get thrush from not washing after sexytime and generally being a dirty bastard
>dick is covered in white flecks and infection
>ask gf to clean me knob because I cannot manhandle my own glans
>I sit on sofa with limp dick out
>she works my foreskin back and begins wet-wiping down my glans
>she wet-wipes under my foreskin
>she wet-wipes behind my helmet
>I'm writhing in a mixture of pleasure and pain
>she gets out the anti fungal cream and covers her finger in it
>she spreads it with her fingers all over my helmet
>all over my foreskin
>all behind my helmet and deep under there in place where I would never touch myself
>the whole experience was super intimate
>by the end of it my dick is rock hard and covered in fungal cream
>she laughs at me and says she's not gonna drain my balls since she'd have to redo all the stuff she just did
>she tucks my dick back into my jocks and goes back to watching TV
I'm starting to see the appeal of gentle femdom, lads.
Get thrush from not washing after sexytime and generally being a dirty bastard
i would love to have a gf like this
I only wish I could prompt her to do things like this more often, it's rare that she take the initiative
>tfw no gf
>tf no foreskin
>tf no foreskin
I'm sorry user, you don't know what you're missing
>sexytime
>LE SMEXY TIMEZ WITH LE WIFEY
Don't ever say that again newfag
The only newfags are the ones who parrot the lingo of Jow Forums like the good conditioned goodgoys that they are. I'll speak however I like, friendo
It gets worse, as your pic has reminded me
>women don't like circumcised dicks
>the ones that do will want to mutilate our sons as well
I get that I didn't have much of a chance to begin with (manlet), but shit. There doesn't seem to be women that either don't care or show sympathy (haha), it's always one or the other.
No one told you to parrot Jow Forums lingo.
>friendo
You're a lost cause
I still don't get why anyone did it in the west, it seemed like some hippie fad in the 70s and 80s to do that to your kids, except in America which is completely fucked up
i wouldn't take any sex advice from those two ugly cunts
Unironically my wife always calls it sexytime
What do looks have to do with sexual capability? You know it's likely the hottest girls that are the worst in bed. They have nothing to prove.
this muhfuggah knows it, looks don't equate to horniness in women
oh fucking normies still think refing borat is funny in 2019
How you can't reach your own genital?
originallione
I can reach my genitals, however I can't do stuff to my glans myself, it's super sensitive to my own touch and very uncomfortable.
I never even fully got my helmet out until I started having actual sex. Guess I have some mild phimosis but it's never really been a problem really, either way she and I look after each others junk, she does stuff like this for me and shaves my pubes and in turn I shave her vag and apply any medication and stuff if she has any problems with her genitals or ass. This is fairly common for us she often has to cram a suppository up my asshole for me.
that wasnt gentle femdom lol
that was you gently dominating her
>I can't do stuff to my glans myself, it's super sensitive to my own touch
Uncut fags are weird, I can do almost anything to my bellend
Jews.
But also the guy that made Kellogg cereal. He was nuts and rich.
I want gentle femdom but my girlfriend is a total sub and would never do it but im still tempted to ask her
because your nerves are deadened and you've been mutilated, m8
Just tell her to do whatever you want, youre the dom.
Guys with foreskin typing about how circumsised dicks are bad while they have crusty cheese under all that skin driving away any women.
Go away jew, I'll put you all in chambers for what you stole from me
One white foreskin is worth a billion dead jews.
t. mutilated person who had no choice in his mutilation
>tfw no femdom forceful medicating me gf