Do you robots use the service of prostitutes? If yes share stories

Do you robots use the service of prostitutes? If yes share stories.

Im not a virgin or anything im just considering for the fun she is 22 and nice milkers for 100 bucks to my flat

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Why the fuck would i pay for sex?
Instead of fucking someone that doesn't give a shit about me i can just jerk off instead.

sex is a lie. dont fall for the escort meme

Its a lie but getting sucked and fucked by a big tited 22 year old is nice lie no?

I can not jerk off for months on end

I do it from time to time since it's legal here. This weekend I did it twice actually. One escort was a black girl because I haven't fucked one of those yet and the other was a 4'9" brazilian with huge curly hair. Both were interesting experiences compared to other escorts.

>black girl is located in a ghetto, 85% of the people I meet on the street are foreigners.
>profile pictures turned out to be false, she's actually blacker than anticipated but still has a great body and okay face for being African.
>really shitty apartment, huge old bathtub instead of a regular shower, bills from collection agencies on the floor.
>wants 30 bucks more for cumming twice, I cave in because my balls hurt like hell. She jerks me off while I look for the money in my wallet
>actually let me cum inside her with condom on, based
>wanted 10 bucks for sucking her tits though, called her greedy and she said "don't be such a baby"
>rested my head against her black ass and rubbed my cheek against it, felt so comfy that I forgot she was blowing me
>gives me me a good and rough handjob for the second finish

>smol girl is located in a way fancier neighbourhood, ironically see drunks quarreling outside though
>I arrive at her apartment and she's way shorter than I imagined 4'9" to be. There's almost half a meter difference between us (I'm 6'3"), my dakimakura is taller than her for crying out loud.
>engage in some smalltalk while I do the usual protocol: money on table, ask for shower, undress
>she says that it's not usual that she gets clients as nice as me while looking sad
>I take a shower (she had a really nice apartment) and get out to meet her by the bed
>she explains that an earlier client had been violent with her and police got involved, so she asks that I don't grab her boobs since they're swollen and hurt. I was allowed to caress them gently though.
>she says no lifting too. I brush it off jokingly despite the fact that I was gonna ask if I can lift her up since she was only 37 kg according to her profile.
>I ask if we can start off by her sitting in my lap while I finger her and slowly caress her sore boobs
>she says no fingering due to hygienic reasons. but rubbing is okay
>I see where this is going so I just calmly tell her to do whatever she wants to do, she brightens up like the sun and drags me to the bed
>gives me a blowjob on her knees on top of the bed while I'm standing on the floor, sucked harder than any other girl I've met
>after a while she wants to fuck, I ask if we can practice missionary since I'm still really bad at it, she declines since she's afraid I'll fall on her boobs. We settle on doggy.
>felt really good and easy since she was so small. She swallowed up my cock right away and I could smell her cunt as soon as I started moving my hips.
>after a while she asks if I still wanted to try missionary, as if she's been convinced by my cock or something

cont.

>missionary actually works okay this time, not sure if it's her small size or if I'm getting better at it
>eventually go back to doggy because it just felt better for the both of us
>she starts moaning like hell and I rapidly get closer to cumming so I stop and ask for a break
>she asks if that's really okay and if I can cum after taking a break like it's some common problem
>we cuddle a bit and she starts talking about her life and asks about mine
>in the middle of conversation she suddenly apologizes for babbling and not making me cum and I tell her it's okay I got no hurry
>we talk for what seems like ages and she occasionally high fives me and even holds my hand
>I stroke her hair and she says she usually doesn't let guys touch it, I tell her I don't like hair pulling either
>she admits she smoked a lot of weed before I arrived to calm her nerves, but I just found the raspy voice to be hot as hell.
>after some more talking she asks if she can stroke my cock
>I tell her to go ahead and we continue
>I interrupt her mid conversation at one point and asks if she's trying to make me cum and she says yes
>I give her some pointers and then she gives me the best handjob I've ever had, thought I was sinking into the bed with how much I was squirming
>explode my load and she gets shocked, claiming she wanted a gentle finish but I explain the cock physics and she feels a bit better about it
>get up and take another shower, realize I've been over 15 minutes over my paid time.
>while I'm getting dressed she gets some rude message from another client and her mood drops
>I give her a hug and thank her for the session, she responds that she enjoyed my company and my cock because "it wasn't big"
>I wish her good luck with her life and leave feeling empty

I guess I can write about another story if somebody's actually reading this shit.

First time I used an escort made me feel dirty. It was like a trap house, came quick, bad investment. the second time was a Latina in a hotel room, I came quick from a bj. I haven't really enjoyed sex.

>Prostitution
Yikes, clownpedos sure are something else.

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>I give her a hug and thank her for the session, she responds that she enjoyed my company and my cock because "it wasn't big"
Fucking ouch, man.

Hisoka will die of old age.

>I give her a hug and thank her for the session, she responds that she enjoyed my company and my cock because "it wasn't big"


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POOR user

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Shit for 100 bucks, if she's hot go for it man. I've never visited a hooker, but to my understanding that's much cheaper than the average escort.

>but I explain the cock physics
>I give her a hug and thank her for the session, she responds that she enjoyed my company and my cock because "it wasn't big"
AHAHAHA fuck user.

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I'm not really bothered by it since I like my dick, it's 14cm whatever that is in inches and pretty thick instead. Nobody has vocally complained yet but I think the black girl didn't really like it that much. Guess I'll tell another story then.

>decide to go for a busty domme close to 50
>get lost on my way there since it's in a concrete jungle with no clear roads
>try to get directions on the phone from her
>she notices I don't really understand what the hell she's saying so she says she'll come and pick me up
>5 minutes later a huge black mercedes arrives and honks the horn
>I get in and she's dressed in a leather jacket despite it being hot as hell outside and she's wearing these pink sunglasses fit for Elton John
>she's completely amazed that I'm her client, apparently she found me to be really tall and handsome, she was constantly giggling and chatting like a little school girl the entire trip to her apartment
>she proudly admits that all her neighbours know what she's doing and we even meet one of them on the way up there, it's an old man giving me a deadface look
>I get in and it's a really dark and cramped apartment, she has all kinds of costumes and suits hanging all over. Latex, nun costume, lingerine, etc.
>I give her the money, take my shower while she giddily gets ready
>I get out of the shower, lay on the bed, she gives me like 5 or 6 pillows and tells me to just relax and asks if I'm comfortable 3 or 4 times in a row.
>she takes out a rubber glove and couple of dildos, but unexpectedly she just goes in bare handed
>little did I know this old fox knew her shit, she had absolute control over my poor little prostate
>she explained that a good friend of hers was an urologist who taught her how to do this properly, that's she can make me cum whenever she wants to or keep me on the edge
>it didn't take long before I was a wimpering mess at the mercy of those prodding fingers

cont.

Im op im always nice to them as well and make it relaxing as possible usually i agree on a price for oral and fucking ans suck on theyre nipple. Its nice

100 euros for 30 mts with a big tited 22 years old

>While she's fingering the living shit out of me she starts talking about WW2, how her grandma came to this country and found her grandpa, various relatives killed in action, etc.
>it felt so damn surreal getting my ass fingered by this lady talking about her old time stories
>after a while she puts a condom on me and starts riding me instead, claiming that she loves the way my cock feels
>didn't feel as good as the prostate massage, and the condom was bright blue which weirded me out
>she asks if I like anal and I tell her I've honestly not had anal yet at that point
>she bursts out in joy and tells me something in the lines of oh honey you just gotta try it, rips off the condom for another one
>starts riding me with her ass instead, felt a bit better and way easier to keep it inside compared to her pussy
>tells me to fuck her in the ass doggy, I comply
>pound away and her pussy starts smelling
>after a while she tells me to lay on my back again
>she starts giving me a handjob at the same time she fingers my ass
>eventually explode and she gets disappointed because she wanted to angle it onto her tits
>explains that her grandma taught her when she was young that the secret to growing huge breasts is rubbing semen on them constantly and that's how she got such big tits
>I get dressed, she thanks me over and over for visiting her
>tells me to go find a nice girlfriend instead of visiting escorts, or marry her here and now and points at the nun dress while laughing loudly
>I give her a huge hug and leave, I didn't follow her instructions...

Yes, I've seen about 20, easily the past 5 years.

I also have a few fetishes so Ive seen a few dominatrixes too.

>lost my virginity 3 years ago when I was 27 to a hooker I found on Backpage
>kinda cute but a bit overweight
>I couldn't stay hard or cum so I stopped fucking after 15 minutes
>I felt disappointed and slightly ashamed
>no sex after that until November 2018 when I went to Pattaya, Thailand
>male-female dynamic there is unlike anywhere else in the world unless you're a rich MegaChad
>every night at least 3 dozen woman catcalling or grabbing my dick and begging me to fuck them (for a price of course)
>fucked 16 different women in the 14 days that I spent in Thailand
>might go again this December
I have a ton of disposable income, so why not? I think every incel that has the means should visit Thailand for sex at least once.

This nigga dick haunted

Did you go alone?
I really want to go

God created sex for enlightenment not orgasm, many occultists reached this truth, I only want orgasm so jerking off is enough and free

I always wear a condom during vaginal/anal sex. And I got an STD test 4 months after I came home. Totally clean.
Yeah, I went alone.

Are you from US? Can you explain the process from beginning to end? booking and hotels etc

Yeah. This was my process from Atlanta, GA.
>buy airplane ticket for $1,100+
>take Uber to Atlanta airport
>check in and board flight with Delta
>fly to Seoul airport for 1 hour layover
>fly from Seoul to Bangkok airport
>>use my debit card to withdraw a bunch of baht at a nearby ATM
>buy a cellular call/data plan with AIS for like 600 baht (20 dollars)
>take a 120 baht (4 dollars) coach bus that goes directly Pattaya in 1 hour
>download the app called Agoda to book a well-reviewed hotel in Pattaya. My favorite is Classroom Hotel on Soi 13/4 for $30 a night
>hotel reception doubles as a bar and cute bar girl offers to help me with my bags and show me my room
>fuck the shit out of her and pay her 1500 baht (50 dollars)
>go outside to explore
>literally a 5 to 15 minute walk from all the action - regular bars, gogo bars, night clubs, massage parlors, etc
>have tons of adult fun for 2 weeks
>check out of hotel
>take a taxi to Bangkok airport for 1500 baht (50 dollars)
>fly back home
Let me know if you want more details

How was the food? Price per day? Was the language a problem? Did you book both flights in atlanta?

Also, what did you do inbetween all the hookers and fucking? Explore? ever get bored?

Thai food is pretty good. Be careful if you don't like spicy. But Bangkok and Pattaya have plenty of restaurants from other cultures if that's what you wants (American, Chinese, Indian, German, etc.). I only spent $3-$8 on most meals.

It's a tourist city so almost all the locals you'll interact with can speak English. Some are more fluent than others.

I used Google Flights to find and book my flight.

I killed time by chilling at bars, getting massages, or going on day trips to nearby attractions. There's a zoo, temples, amusement park with a bunch of fun stuff to do. I smuggled some acid from the US and took it before bungy jumping right outside Pattaya.

never take a hooker to where you live you retard

Did you bring the hookers back to your room? did the hotel care? were you afraid of scammers and thieves?

Hookers are illegal in the free country of the USA. Sure there's that one place in Nevada where it's legal, but you may as well go to Europe if you're going to go that far. Feels bad man.

How much overall do you think the trip ran you?

Bangkok seems kind of gross desu, also probably riskier than going some place in Europe. I just can't see myself ever going there.

Almost all hotels require the girl to leave her ID at reception. When she is ready to leave, the hotel receptionist calls your room to make sure everything is OK. Otherwise, the girl can't leave.

But I will say that most Thai people are extremely honest and kind. Of course they love money but they won't blatantly try to steal from you. There were multiple instances at bars where I was drunk and almost forgot my phone or wallet. Thai bar girls always stopped me and gave it right back.
About $4000. I wasn't totally frugal but didn't want to go crazy. But I did take a 3-day trip to an island called Phuket. And I did a bunch of stuff like ride elephant, bungy jump, ride ATV, visit temples, shop for myself and friends back home, etc.
It's crowded and kind of dirty. But I felt safer there than I did walking around Prague or Berlin at night.

thanks for answering the questions, really appreciate it!
You ever try that soapy massage while you were there? Any encounters with police? Do they give blowjobs with or without condoms?

>You ever try that soapy massage while you were there
I got my first and best soapy at Sabai Dee in Pattaya. I walked in and the host showed me to a room filled with like 40 women sitting on a stage. They all wore a colored badge on their chest with a number on it. Each of the three colors was a different price. 75% of them were eye fucking me because they want to be picked. I ended up choosing a 10/10 at the highest price tier for like 3500 baht ($110). It was a proper 1-hour soapy massage and sex like you see in those Japanese Nuru Massage porn vids.
I did a soapy in Phuket that was really nice. It wasn't a proper massage but the girl was very hot.
I did one in Bangkok that was terrible, rushed and expensive.
>Any encounters with police?
No. Only drink idiots that get into will have a problem.
>Do they give blowjobs with or without condoms
99% of blowjobs were without a condom. The only time with a condom was during the terrible soapy in Bangkok.

>No. Only drink idiots that get into will have a problem.
*drunk idiots that get into fights

Ever hang out with any other travelers? Were the girls sensitive to race?

I'm actually Black and I never felt like any of the Thai girls hated my race. I got randomly called "sexy chocolate man" at least a couple dozen times each night while walking down the bar streets or past massage parlors. Though some girls were worried in the hotel room when they saw the size of my dick LOL (humble brag)
But Thai girls are definitely prejudiced against Indian people for good reason. A majority of the Indian tourists are rude, smelly cheapskates. Everyday, I saw a group of 3-5 Indian buddies trying to bargain a "group discount" with just one prostitute. Look that shit up on YouTube. Apparently, it's extremely common with them.
Thai girls like the Korean guys the most because they tend to spend more money.
>Ever hang out with any other travelers?
I spent a few nights out with travelers I met at my hotel or at the bars. Guys from the States, England, Australia, the Middle East.

Awesome, ok sounds good. Thanks a lot for all the info man ,really appreciate it. Oh when is the best time of year to go? Ive been wanting to do this trip, but ive never traveled alone before

November to February is the best time. It's outside of the rainy season and the weather isn't as scorching hot. Only drawback is that it's packed with tourists, especially around Xmas time to New Years. I went in late November to mid December.

Thanks again, appreciate it man!
do you have anymore trips planned for pattaya?

Sure, no problem.
Yeah. I plan on heading there around Thanksgiving until mid December.

I don't know how or where to do that.

Sounds great, wish that was legal in "the land of the free"

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It was bad, like a doctors appointment. I got a half chub and then went soft, she was making dumb noises and i was just cringing throughout. 100 euros wasted. Ruined the idea of sex for me. No other sexual experiences, friends were very sad after that.

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Paid a prostitute to let me eat her out while shes rough with me and forces me
She laid there and came in 5 minutes
I dont regret spending the money mainly cause I learned never to do it again

Any tips on how to last longer? I cum too fast. I was surprised I came from a covered bj + being cut.

A couple. Lost my virginity to one but that story is just too sad. Heres a more recent one.

>go to this high end hookers apartment
>really well put together girl with fake tits
>says she's 35 but is probably like 40 or something
>don't care she looks good
>tells me to get undressed and leave money on the table
>tells me to leave my wallet
>i dont like that but whatevs
>little massage and small talk
>mentions shes been in the industry for awhile
>small talk and rub down isn't what im there for but i go along with it
>tells me to turn over
>sits on my face. Shes a literal roastie but her labia tasted good
>starts sucking my cock aggressively. >She really knew how to get me hard and keep it hard like no other girl
>hear her whisper something under her breath regarding my dick shape something like "ohh nice"
>idk what she could possibly like about it beside the prominent curve maybe other than that ive got a basic dick
>starts sucking my cock even harder
>have delayed ejaculation due to porn addiction
>starts jacking me off
>goes "are you gonna cum?? Because I'm booked back to back."
>ask to jackoff on her big tits and she reluctantly agrees
>goes "just don't get any on my face or else you're not coming back here."
>i don't like being rushed or standoffish behavior
>finish on her
>tells me that after we get to know eachother better that she'll give me discounts and that we can use toys now
>she makes the assumption i want to come back again and get fucked by her strapon i guess
>go to the bathroom to get dressed
>see that my wallet is opened and obviously tampered with probably to check out my identity or something
>that really pissed me off and I'm barely controlling my anger
>feel disgusting for tonguing her roastbeef.
>grab mouthwash but still feel gross
>leave and simply tell her to have a nice rest of her day


She gave grade A head but other than that i wanted to hit her.

Been to massage parlors a few times. Done almost everything except penetration.
I'm still a virgin though. Want to lose it to a whore but I think most of them expect clients to be older and experienced while I'm an awkward virgin with no social skills.
>too beta to even pay for sex

I do not pay for sex, just to lick their soles.

Alot of sex workers have noticed more and more younger clients. Find one who's well reviewed and tell her you're an awkward virgin for the best results. They're not there to get sexual satisfaction they're there for money.

You're absolutely correct.
I, as the client, am there to get a service I pay for.
However much I think about it, I can't shake off the feeling of inadequacy as I imagine myself having complete sex with a woman.

Idk. Maybe I shouldn't do it.

>you may as well go to Europe if you're going to go that far
tijuana is cheaper than either going to europe or to the overpriced brothels of nevada.

dont look at me like that. it turns me on