For my entire life I have just jerked off in bed. If I don't jerk off I can't sleep and I fall asleep within seconds. But the side effect of that is that I just blow my load right into the sheets every single day. I probably change my sheets every 3 weeks or so. When they start to smell. Or when I start getting pimples on my head/face from the pillow case. And every few months I have to clean the mattress cover or just buy a new one, and sometimes I'll even bleach the mattress.
It's normal to me but I know it's quite unsanitary. Just curious how other people do it. do some people really use a sock? Do you really go into the toilet every time?
I live with my family so I'm only able to do it in the shower with my phone. If they are all out the house then I might do it on my computer chair. If it's late at night then I might sneak away to the bathroom. I used to do it on my bed at night but that's a BIG risk because I would have to sneak away to the bathroom without getting caught with my hand covered in slime. Plus my parents could have walked in on me.
Caleb Gomez
>computer chair >pull up favorite porn vids/stars on PC >lean back and fap and edge >cum on stomach >grab previously worn underwear or white shirt from hamper >wipe off cum and put it back for laundry later or >lay back on bed with phone >Instathot vids or porn >cum on stomach >use same method as above for cleanup It's pretty simple. That's how I fap 100% of the time. I tried standing or doing it in the shower but it just feels meh and not comfy
How hard is it to just close your fucking door...? Even when I was living with my parents and sister, I could easily just wait until everyone is asleep, close the bedroom door and fap to the most degenerate porn w/o a care in the world. Do your parents just walk from room to room at night randomly just watching you sleep?
Hunter Fisher
My house is kinda small, there are rooms next to the bathroom, don't know what the fuck the architect was thinking and at night I'm just tired.
Dylan James
What does that have to do with closing your door...
Wyatt Evans
Can you cum from anal without touching your dick at all? No hands, no pressure, nothing touching your dick.
Jeremiah Sanders
I don't know, I feel kinda weird knowing my little sister is there in a room
Logan Garcia
You sound Iike a normie
Jayden Jackson
>Can you cum from anal without touching your dick at all? Yes but its different and better imo Instead of release you just enjoy the way it feels
Hudson Reed
How long does it take to orgasm this way, and are you able to cum again from it without any refractory period? If so, how long in-between successive orgasms?
James Sanders
Reading this post made me realize I need to wash my sheets. I cum into my blanket daily and havent washed it yet since like fall last year
Would this dildo work in stimulating the prostate to orgasm hands-free? It's the Avant D3 dildo and the prominent bulbous head seems like it would rub it right.
I know there are massages specific for prostate play, but those are too thin and I want something girthy to stretch/fill me out while I'm playing around there.
>How long does it take to orgasm this way Sometimes 5 mins sometimes hours >are you able to cum again from it without any refractory period? Yes >If so, how long in-between successive orgasms? Usually a couple minutes but sometimes really quickly after. The first one is the most powerful and each successive one is weaker until I feel spent I use my fingers to cum because I've got a good technique with then but I still use dildos cuz they feel good Chastity is fun but my dick doesnt do much now anyways so I mostly just ignore it I've just used a regular flexible dildo and a hard glass type one and the flexible one was a lot better. If you want to cum you really have to find where the p spot is and once you do it's a lot easier
Easton Russell
fuck I remember blowing my load into the sheets, now I think its disgusting
Robert Torres
I've tried with my fingers before but could not feel the "nut"-shaped bulge in there. I'm thinking of using a dildo to try to reach around in there so I don't get tired as fast.
How will I know if I have found it? What would it feel like if I'm rubbing it with a dildo?
Justin Sanders
Does using a dildo on your ass risk causing or worsening hemorrhoids? Interested, but not going to try if it means injuring myself.
Isaiah Turner
>sit at computer in comfy chair >browse reddit for porn, the only thing it's decent for >edge hard for 1-2 hours >run to bathroom >cum gallons in toilet bowl tfw automatic cleanup
Bentley Roberts
You have to press a bit harder than you think but not too hard either, it shouldn't hurt. The amount of pressure you apply is really important And you'll know when you feel it lol. It's like stimulating pure arousal
Aiden Clark
If you have any injuries you probably shouldn't but I wouldn't know cuz I've never had anything like that
James Edwards
>Wake up horny, have some pornstar/kink in mind >Open dozens of tabs of porn, original interest buried somewhere >Have 100+ tabs open pretty quickly, then just sift through those: find one I really like and pause it at my fav point, then go to another video and do the same >Spend an hour+ doing this >Tuck in my hardon and shamble to the bathroom, blow in the sink >Come back and bookmark all the tabs remaining open for no clear reason, then close them out
Just erased my entire porn collection for the 100000th time, this time after realizing I was near the point of needing an external harddrive from my video collection (all from spankbang), if I make it more than 1 day without porn I'll be happy.
Tyler King
>Do your parents just walk from room to room at night randomly just watching you sleep? Yes actually. She'll wake up in the night to make sure I'm sleeping, which I really should be but then time gets away from and then it's suddenly 3:00 am. Thanks imageboard brain.
get a tissue box or something Jesus fuck OP you're disgusting
Anthony Hughes
>Computer chair circa 4/5 AM >usually big tits webms on /gif/ >fap >cum on the ground >get up >take a shower >get dressed >move the chair >clean the ground >take another chair since the previous one is all sweaty >FRESH AF BOIIII
>Sit at my desk or toilet >open laptop and browse the new section of doujin/porn sites >open dozens of tabs that may interest me >sift through them once and close any tabs that turn out to be uninteresting >favorite all the ones left >narrow down to one or 2 to fap to >skim read/watch through the entire thing quickly to find the most visually appealing panels/shots >fap to those panels/shots >close everything
Luke Walker
>would watch porn then go fap in shower at first zoomer, so I never really had a chance when it comes to porn addiction. please support banning porn, because kids are 100% gonna get a hold of it >used a sock as a fleshlight, which was cool for the first 3 uses but after that it got all crispy and lost any smoothness; still fapped in shower occasionally >started dry-fapping one day (circumcised) and still do now >slowly but surely transitioning back to showerfaps, since I'm doing a bit of anal stuff now and it's way better in the shower where you can instantly clean anything that might get, uh, particles on it.
Noah Morris
in front of my computer, i just cum in my underwear, since i change it daily and wash often it isnt noticeable
Noah Kelly
when i was like 13 i'd wait for my mom to go sleep so i could fap, she noticed i was staying up late but not the reason, she wanted me to go early because highschool started at 7:40, and i had to have breakfast and shower beforehand, it ended in her going out at 3 or 4 am, id watch youtube or browse facebook to pass time and she thought i was staying up late because "social media adiction", i never told her the true reason and never will
Wyatt Baker
I jerk off sitting in my desktop chair. I usually get some paper towels or toilet paper beforehand to clean up my cum with, but I'm often lazy and just get a sock or previously used paper towel from my trash can to wipe it off
thats how your semen smells if its unaffected by diet/sickness.
Wyatt Campbell
Holy FUCKING shit user. I am chucking like a retard rn because you just described me, my routine, exactly to an uncanny accuracy.
Juan James
Our fate is a cruel one. What's especially pathetic is the sadness I feel when I wipe my porn collection, thinking of those hundreds of carefully curated videos plucked from tens of thousands, all gone (or at least requiring some effort to get), it's like losing a friend (a feeling I can barely recall desu)
