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think i'm going to roll a big smoke then head off to watch something in bed
enjoy it

going to bed in a few mins lads

waste of a day desu

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it means you're an npc and think you're unique

called wearing a mask, what most people do.

I pledge allegiance to Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi, the rightful Caliph of the Islamic Empire.

what didn't you do?

I wondered that myself, went past Wigan PoLICE station today

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Wonder if this lad posts here
bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/45bdcd7a-1cb1-4ad1-a3e0-ebc2a05243ac

Fuck if i know lad, sounds like you want gainfullyemployedwithatripledigitiqfeel.

Have you thought about becoming a cute girl to cheer yourself up?

Will girls like me if I have a 1st class degree, a master's degree and over a year of industrial research experience?
I know I have to nail the interview too but will they at least consider my application?
Maybe I should get a PhD before applying for a gf.

snuggled up in bed rn, wbu?

>bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/45bdcd7a-1cb1-4ad1-a3e0-ebc2a05243ac

I've watched that guy's YouTube videos. He's mental. He has his No Fap days count in every video.

Did you hear lunatic howls on your way past?

It's my birthday.
Just wanted to say thank you to all you for sticking by the past 5 years.
A lot has changed.

I am also, been a long wagie day today

it was a Breach of the Peace charge btw

youtube.com/watch?v=Y7oxU3hnh4s

He looks pretty buff.
How does a guy like this end up a virgin? I know he explains it in the video but still. What about those of us that are fat and hideous and bald?

They'd like you more if you had a job, i think.

Evening chaps *sips brew, rolls spliff*

There is girls in there 20 at bingo and some of them don't even look half bad. However from what I saw they look like they are type with awful personalities.

Happy birthday lad, hope you're having a good one.

I might be an NPC but I don't feel unique, if anything I feel like an NPC

bleary eyed watching youtube sjw fails. rolling a smoke then off to bed
happy birthday user.

Is this guy SCEA?
youtube.com/watch?v=RPBYoMZ0XPU

Yeah I'm happy with my progress each year.
Sometimes I go back a bit but I'm always going up in aggregate.
Thank you lad.

kek he wishes he was that guy

And how long was the sentence? Cautions are basically irrelevant mate

It's all about mentality mate. I'm fat and ugly and I have a girlfriend. Anyone would say I'm much less physically attractive than that guy but I've had plenty of women.

Being relaxed and social and not too weird beats being good looking and mental any day of the week.

Ok, so I get a job, then apply for a gf

>And how long was the sentence?
nothing, just a 800 quid fine.

Unless you can prove it, no you don't.

In fact I think the oldies have a thing for me. Multiple instances of them asking me for help in shops. One called me a superstar when I helped her find the caulliflower in a Sainsburys Local.

It tempts me to try go for some inheritance gains

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When? If it's spent then you don't need to declare it

was a couple of months ago

I dunno why you think it's so unlikely mate. If you've never seen a fat/ugly guy with a gf or a wife, then you must never leave the house.

Has anyone else seen those massive moths recently?
If I leave my curtains open and light on at night there's like 10 regular moths chilling on the window, and 1 huge moth spazzing out and thudding against the window

>no proof
Jog on then you fucking inbred. 50p in the jar on your way out.

That's right lad. Also more likely to meet gf while you're working

You need to grow up a bit lad.

You're the one making things up and pretending that you've got a girlfriend. Absolute sad act.

timestamp your gf's vagina

Okay then you'll need to declare it. However breach of the peace won't really effect any job prospects although they might ask about it out of interest. Depends what you actually did tbf.
Personally I'd refuse to hire you for any job, not because of your criminal record but because you're clearly a mong.

Can't say i have. There's a lad that's pretty up on his moths around here somewhere though, takes nice pictures.

I've always wondered how he actually fucks then.

What category of human are you?

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22000973

>because you're clearly a mong.
true tbqh

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Think I saw an actual nonce coming out of Sainsburys earlier. He was with an asian girl aged about 10-12 and he must have been in his 60s. Had this shit eating grin on his face too and had his shirt tucked into his khaki trousers. Thought about following him and seeing how he acted, I could have become a revered nonce hunter

>I've always wondered how he actually fucks them

You sit in the bath with just your helmet above the waterline. Then you use a pair of tweezers to remove the moth's wings. Finally, you put the now wingless moth on your bell end. It will run around and around incredibly quickly, stimulating you until you cum. Your ejaculation will drown the moth, putting it out of its misery.

>live with mummy
>can't answer the first set of questions

lel thanks

Every day's a school day. Thanks lad, you've put my mind at rest.

How to cure social anxiety? Terrified of strangers and animals, remember every bad thing that has happened to me since I was about 5, and can't do interviews

Shockingly it says that I'm Elite. Definitely wasn't expecting that.

>tfw Precariat

>emergent service worker
>have never worked a service job in my life

Kek unemployed men with criminal records get more sex than men like you lad.
Women like men with big dick energy.

Lad, you have to have a killer CV to get a gf. Everyone knows that

>Has anyone else seen those massive moths recently?
I got a bug net for my window so no, wise investment

I'll slam my massive 8 inch flaccid cock on your pathetic CV.

lads what does it mean if I think about suicide a lot but can't even purposefully hurt myself

You can't slam your cock on a mortgage repayment and expect it to go away

practice socializing
eat and sleep right
take pills if need be

Practicing is pointless because my brain melts whenever the time comes and I struggle to come up with anything. I already eat and sleep well. I don't want to take pills

TOMME TOMME TOMME TOMME

They say CBD oil is supposed to help with anxiety/depression. Though I've been taking it and still want to kill myself. It's also supposed to help with acne so I think it's just snake oil.

>cure social anxiety
Very gradual exposure.
CBT is effective here, and a mentor who guides you through social situations.

Gonna spend tomorrow watching the LotR extended trilogy in bed
Imagine being born in the middle ages and not being able to do this, shit would suck

I can make girls laugh, find interesting things to talk about, I just can't flirt. How do I flirt?

ngl reckon our ancestors would be jealous as fuck

>You can't slam your cock on a mortgage repayment and expect it to go away

>Bailif lady comes round to my house
>She timidly places the mortgage repayment bills in front of me
>I smile demonically and whip out my massive cock and slam it on the paper on the table.
>Bailif mortgage lady is overcome with lust.
>She begs me to rip off her clothes
>She sucks my massive cock which becomes hard and is now 12 inches.
>I roar as a I come and she guzzles my semen.
>She decides to put the mortgage payment away and says I now own the house.
>She leaves my home giggling and limping like someone with rickets.

>not being able to plug yourself in to a computer and experience the world of middle-earth first hand

I'm jealous of our descendents (not literally ours, none of us are reproducing but humans in general).

>I can make girls laugh, find interesting things to talk about, I just can't flirt. How do I flirt?
Whip out your massive cock and present it to her. Windmill it around if she's still not interested.

>make girls laugh
that is flirting

Skyrim with VR is the closest we have
Kind of want to try it out, but I'd get bored of it quickly I think

Precariat peasant

there is no reason for me to be alive currently

fart and poop

I can't get past making her laugh though, that's as far as I know how to get

Taking notes

to see what happens next
that's why I'm still here

But is there a reason for you to be dead currently? And will there be reasons for you to be alive in future?

I didn't answer the 2nd lot of questions
Same

theres a really pretty girl in a shop near me and I sometimes go in to buy things I dont need just to get a smile and hello from her.

>hey BB you sure got some massive boobies, ever had them weighed?
>no
*grabs boobies*
WAHEY

I love reading about women that can't find a suitable man
tick tock, ladies

you guys - you guys, such losers.

unlike you I am Based.

yeah one flew in my room and i spent about 20 minutes trying to kill it, was horrible because it was so big flying at mach 10 towards my face like a retard. tried to let it leave the house alive but it just wanted to flap around like a big spaz so i smashed it to death as a warning to its comrades

Ya Iove us reaIly

>trip enters thread
>trip is cunt
>trip is driven out
>every 3-4 months return thinking you'll be accepted again
>trip is driven out again
>repeat

Glad our queen Tilde is back.

We going to have the tranner thunderdome we've all been waiting for?

Same. Thread isn't the same without its famed tranny pedophiles.

I tried to get with Tilde a few months ago and she rejected me. True story.