Tell us about your kinks anons

>12-13 dickgirls, big dicks, anal
Early on. It might be a bit related to younger women hating me my whole life. Don't trust vaginas.
>22-24? milfs
I met this incredibly attractive milf in college. She pressed all my buttons, also:
>whiny, physically grabby/needy, awkward
IRL things are different than masturbation things. Older women are so much better than younger ones. Less vapid whoring, more affectionate, chiller. I've met many older women in my life who were people I wanted to spend a lot of time around, but younger women? Uuuuuugh. Always a fucking chore.

Stuff I want to do irl:
>biting
Maybe 23-25. I knew I sorta liked biting stuff, but it got stronger. Then found out when I was like 26 that my mom likes to bite in bed. She's also very physically affectionate. That kinda shit shouldn't be genetic. Biting is very sensual, and it gets a rise out of the "victim". That's where a lot of my attraction is drawn, response of the other person.
>ropes, bondage, DDLG stuff
I liked restraints for a long time, but it's not something I masturbated to. I want to do it IRL though, and when I met a girl online that wanted it to be done, we did a lot of roleplaying. Kinda wish she was more dominant, she did want to try it out. Helplessness, obedience, submission. Yes.

My test results changed when I was e-dating the e-gf, but I think this better represents what I want.

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You're welcome I guess user

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I'm a vore fag, although specifically willing vore

For me it's just the ultimate submission, a woman giving her life and allowing herself to be eaten for someone elses pleasure

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Unironically, I just like holding hands, cuddling, and vanilla sex.

OP here, i used to post about DDLG quite a bit, do you remember anything about the post?

>list your kinks
Femdom, bondage and masochism are the main thee for me
>what you like about them
I love the thought of giving up control to someone else at my most vulnerable and having them do whatever they want to me and I can't do anything about it.
>when did you first find out you were into them
When I was younger I got bullied a lot by some girls but was mostly namecalling which I was used to which probably let it lay dormant. When I was 17 at a friends halloween party a girl that I hadn't seen in months talked to me while I was outside and out of nowhere starting biting my neck then making out with me, taking my first kiss. When we were done we were going back inside and then she pushed me up against the wall (she was the same height as me) and started making out with me more aggressively and feeling me up, that was when I fully realised I love being dominated and haven't that same experience at all in nearly 8 years.

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Mdlb
Abdl
Ageplay
Watersports
Gentle femdom
Lactation

You get the idea

>>list your kinks
Choking, slapping, spanking, beating, abuse, hair pulling, anal
>>what you like about them
I like watching my sexual partners m or f experience a great deal of pain. More specifically past the persons pain threshold to he point in which that will do any thing to escape the pain (emotionally too)
>>when did you first find out you were into them
At the age of 12 i became erect while watching storm from the xmen animated series scream after being injured

I only remember someone posting a girl wearing a diaper opening a fridge.
I'm not actually sure how, I just know that something made me look up diaper porn and I don't think anything would make me do that other than r9k

I like seeing girls eat hamburgers. It's not a sexual thing, I hope

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So an american fetish?

>GFD
I'm switchy but really not into hurting people or getting hurt, or humiliation or any other harder dom stuff. It just makes the whole experience worse. I could never actually hurt someone I love even playfully and I'd like the same in return.
>Pussy creampies
Hot and intimate. The literal goal in life.
>Ear kissing and other soft ASMR-like audio stimuli
Not only can it physically feel good but some sounds or voices make me insanely horny.
>Super slow blowjobs
Really passionate ones.
>The first moment of insertion
It's really exciting, like when sparks fly.
>Cuddling
Closeness and intimacy.

American culture is truly repulsive to me. It'd be very difficult for me to marry a girl from here.

Good source of borgers tho

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I know i shouldn't kink shame but kek

Normally I'm disgusted by obesity but if she had a hamburger it gives more of a positive than not

help

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I dont think the burgers have a culture, they're all just aff their haud.
They haven't a past much really, born from settlers, i think it was maybe the late 1800s that plenty of people moved there from all over, I've not ever imagined they've much of a culture really, the place is so big and there are so many people from all over its like trying to say all us scots represent the whole EU, it cannae be done.
The only thing id say is universal over there is being stupid, as much so as brits have bad teeth.

When did you first get turned on by it?

America definitely has a culture. It's a very "me-first because I need it" culture in the richest fucking country on the planet.

There's a few chiller people in the countryside, but most people think it's fine sabotaging other people, cheating, making things worse for everyone if you get a penny more. I think a lot of it is caused by distances between places, and the obviously Jew-y influence. If you watch a show like Black Mirror, it's a good example of "subtle" influence that the people who control us... do. Nearly every episode has black male white female, and if there's a white male dark-skinned female they're the bad guys. Most bad people in the series are white guys.

Other shows are just generic fantasy drivel or written for retards. It spreads through everything, a dumbing down and sabotaging of anything that could be good.

I've never gotten turned on by a girl eating burgers. I just like it.

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Aye i wont say yer wrong but that reminds me alot of china, i believe even america said "ye cannae come her no more fer college" because their entire society is built very openly on cheating, seems like a bad place to live. Im quite happy here in scottland, only complaint is the brits are close but eh as the french say c'est la vie

BOY DO I HAVE A VIDEO YOUD LOVE
Lemme find it and if you're still itt, post contact info so I can send it maybe

I've never met a Chinese person that cheated in college but nearly every Arabic person cheated, very openly but the professors could never figure out how so they couldnt do anything about it. The Chinese students were always stressed about getting good grades and learning the material tho

I already have the Bell Dellphine pornhub burger video.

I found the video and will share with folks who want it

Not Bell Delphine, a friend of mine ate a Carl's junior burger or something in 2 bites (technically)

Its become quite a problem apparently, just no one talks about it. They speak in mandirin and use it in google docs because it translates terrible. It was in the news a bit around a year agi

You could just a post a google drive link and delete it later. I can give you my discord, too

>They speak in mandirin and use it in google docs because it translates terrible
I'm not sure how that translates to cheating but yeah they do tend to speak mandarin to keep their shit private
I have it on MediaFire but I'm weird and dont want it distributed publicly if that makes sense? It probably doesnt but whatever

My kink is physical sadism.
Ironically I want to break some girl and then hold her really tightly and tell her that its alright now.
I remember dreaming about torture scenes where I didnt even realize they were sexual in nature when I was like 10.

I masturbated in my car in front of my house the other day. Was pretty cool, might do it again, might not.

Hot and based. This guy gets it

Well
Honktown#2912

I won't share it.

I really like the idea of being held down and sexually teased. I found out when I was like 7 and sometimes before bed I'd pretend the cute girl in my class held me down and started touching me

Cutting, blood, don't know if there's a special name for something like this
You need to trust the other person to give you just the right amount of pain so that its pleasurable. It can also be combined with femdom. There's something really hot and intimate in letting your partner harm you, to know your threshold, trust each other etc.
When I first heard about self harming i knew I wanted to cut a girl, lick her bleeding wounds, spread her blood around her body, let her bleed onto me, also wanted a girl to do the same to me.

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>in front of my house
Kek, why didn't you just fap inside the house? I've fapped while waiting in my mom's car in the parking lot when I was a kid though. I laid down in the back seat so nobody could see me. Then, I stared down a woman who never looked into my window and jerked off while pointing my dick at her.

It's called bloodplay user, have fun

Im pretty sure that's called knife play

>list your kinks
Snuff (especially if featuring knights and other "heroic" characters, or if the death is especially cruel and unusual)
Torture (realistic stuff like CIA interrogations or medieval torture, not sex dungeon shit)
Pissplay/wetting/bladder abuse
Belly stabbing
Rape of both men and women
Anal prolapse
Forced orgasm
>what you like about them
I'm a tiny, weak girl who's dealt with a bunch of childhood abuse, the only thing that feels "safe" enough to get off to is having complete and total power over someone to the point of life and death.
>when did you first find out you were into them
The first time I ever got aroused was when I read about Joan of Arc being burned, probably age 7-8

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I'm not a vorefag at all but I remember there were a bunch of vore comics on gurochan which were about this exact thing you mentioned, and that was really hot for me.

>girl piss
Warmed my her body heat and influenced by what she's drank. Dunno why, but I've always loved feeling/tasting it.
>exhibitionism
I've always loved the attention from being seen naked. Even to age 5 in preschool I was dropping my pants in front of girls. I went to a nude beach on vacation once and had a raging dripping boner the entire time.

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The most important part is the willing part.
The girl LETS herself be slaughtered. She wants it.

>especially if featuring knights and other "heroic" characters
You can find many such things under "bad end" (referring to a game-over scenario).

I'm into shrinking/giantess stuff. But I have to be the small one in the scenario. I especially like vore, being sat on, being trapped in clothes(bra, panties) and going inside a vagina.
For me it's not enough to be submissive but I like being powerless.

>list your kinks
bdsm, bondage, thick thighs, stockings, trimmed pubes, netoshimi, uniforms (specially casino dealer, school girl and military)
>what you like about them
the ones that are body features just appeal to me, the ones that involve humiliation are revenge, and the ones that are apparel i just think look good
>how did you get them
watch a shit ton of porn, filter out what i enjoyed and what i dont

Girls who smoke, I don't know what makes them so special for me but everytime I see a girl I'm interested in smoking it makes her 10x hotter all of a sudden.

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Yeah, I play games like Dark Souls a lot for fap fuel.

Nothing that unusual, and most of them are just things that I find attractive on women rather than actual sex acts or whatever.
>Glasses
Especially ones with red plastic frames and doubly so when on an asian girl or a white girl with straight dark hair
>Skimpy lingerie/bikinis
Especially when they're extremely low cut or otherwise show parts of the pubic area you wouldn't normally see
>Exhibitionism
I guess the last one is included in this, and I'm into both watching girls do it and doing it myself, though I don't have the courage for the latter
>Cock worship/awe/praise/etc.
I have quite a big dick and it's one of very few things about myself that I'm truly confident in, so it's not an unreasonable thing to be into
>Female pleasure
I get off more from the reactions of the girl I'm with than I do from my own sensations

>list your kinks
BDSM, femdom, breath play (am bi so first and third apply to both genders)
>what you like about them
BDSM: I like the ropes tightening on my body, legs and arms, and being constricted in a position
Femdom: I like a woman commanding me and doing whatever she wants me to do
Breath play: I've tried for myself and I feel light-headed and I also feel more pleasure, but this applies more to men
>when did you first find out you were into them
Don't know, but for femdom it was when I started talking to an egirl who was reading femdom manga

I want a girl to strangle me until I cum and lose consciousness, over and over until I'm a braindead drooling retard.

>Hyper cock
>hyper sperm
>excessive cum
>inflation (from semen)
>stomach bulge (from pp)
and anything that has to do with domination I guess
I'm submissive.

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>list your kinks
I have too many, but I guess a quick overview would be general masochism/submission, feet, hypnosis, and traps/futas/cute boys, and orgasm control
>What you like about them
submissiveness/masochism: I like the feeling of someone having power over me.
Feet: the same but I also feel like it is an outlet for me to show worship to someone, to fawn over them and show complete submission.
Hypnosis: Feels fantastic and love being controlled.
Traps/futas/cuteboys: I like the dick, I like the cuteness, yes I would be subby to them all the same. Just hot.
Orgasm control: It is an amazing sense of surrender leaving your pleasure in someone else's hands
>How did you get into them
Unironically I was very physically talented growing up as a kid, though I ended up manlet status. I liked the exhilaration and challenging people to acts of strength, and having it close. At some point I began fetishizing losing because I wanted someone stronger for me to strive to. This gradually transformed to masochism and submissiveness over time even after I lost my clear edge over everyone. Feet I was into since as long as I can remember, just was. Hypnosis I got turned onto it from a cartoon as a kid and apparently it just stuck with me. Orgasm control I just picked up by proxy. And for traps/futas/cuteboys....I used to have a friend when I was younger and one day I went over to his house and saw him dressed as a girl. He had 3 older sisters and they apparently made him a cute girl a lot when no one was around. I helped them sometimes afterwards and even did things like paint his nails or pick out though they never did me, and I started finding him really attractive while also being his friend. I moved later though so that went nowhere, but it stuck to me.

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>pick out skirts for him though they never did me
I meant to say

i have a diper fetish. i want to be diapered by a girl, and then she lets me suck her boobs so i can taste her sweet milk while she pats me and a i fall asleep.

i also want to get fucked in the ass and cummed in, and then diapered up and curdled until i sleep by a cute trans girl. a femboy or tap would be fine too