Guys I fucked up big time and did the biggest stupid of my entire life

you should act desperat saying OMG OMG I thought you asked about the dick on that sentence
pretty clear for her to understand and ignore it

I tried that 4 hours ago and no response

Now. Tell her you are sorry. Fuck man. Its a hard one to explain.

Thisis a good idea. Originalally

I did that, too. She wont respond to anything I send her. I even tried calling her a few hours ago to apologize and nothing. My god I feel so fucking stupid.

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Okay. Dont send anything else. You dont want to come off like a freak in need.

So I just got to ride this out until she responds?

Pretty much. Not a lot else you can do.

Is your dick small or big. Maybe she is disappointed user

absolutely based, don't backtrack OP tell her it was a joke or something

Say im sorry i took it out of context and will now kms. Works everytime. They will start guilt tripping and apologize

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this op, how many inches are u?

>I told her my dog bit my dick yesterday and she asked to see a picture of it
that's 100% on her

What you do is send a picture of the dog, with the comment "or did you want to see my dog"?

you fucked up big time, you dumb faggot
this user is right. you have already tried damage control by back-peddling and it didn't work. you have to play it like
>I told you my dog bit my dick
>you wanted a picture of my dick
>I sent you a picture of my dick
actually play it cool and maybe you will laugh about it in a while.
this is the only way to unfuck your situation. if you just say you're sorry you will always be weird, even if she says she forgives you

OP here. 4.5 inches soft, 6.5 inches hard, approximately

>i realize now she meant my dog
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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That's probably the best choice. I'm gonna try and play it like it was no big deal. I'm fucked anyways, so the worst that could happen is that I remain fucked.

Tell her it's your dog's dick.

"Wait. Did you mean you wanted to see a pic of my dog or a pic of where my dog but me? Because maybe I should have asked before sending that last pic...."

Or some variation

Enjoy jail fuck head

so is anyone gonna ask how your dog bit your dick?

>she meant my dog not my cock
Fucking kek user, you made my night.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA THIS NIGGA HAHAHAHAH

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>not posting a pic of the conversation
you're larping

op you fucking donkey. you made my day

Wait how the fuck did your dog bite your dick?

Just apologize and tell her you misunderstood. Then send her a pic of your dog next to your dick.

double down and send her a pic of your dogs dick

asking the real questions here, god.

I support this one

This orignigliloli

tell her you have autism and she is albliest if she gets mad

rolling for this dubs git got

i was
how the fuck does that happen op?

show us the pic you sent to her, op

This. What kind of fucking opener into getting a girl to date/fuck you (presuming that was your endgoal out of this) is that? Anyone with a right mind would immediately want to know why in the holy fuck your dick was in any position to be munched by your dog. That has seriously fucked up implications.

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Were you horny and thinking stupid? Or were you really so naive to think that she actually wanted to see your penis. Either way, tough shit OP.

What? origifuckingolyy

your dick better at least have bite marks or that shit is going to seem like the most roundabout way of sending a dic pic ever

Bite your dog's dick and send her that.