>open fridge
>see a spider in there
>squash it with a bottle like it's nothing, wasn't even panicking for half a minute
I think i made it guys, i'm a Chad now.
Open fridge
Owen Bailey
Henry Campbell
>see thin spider
>pick it up with index finger and thumb
>squish it
>wash hands
>no panic at all
>feel like ultra chad
Isaiah Watson
>Sees a crearure thousands of time smaller than I am
>Isn't afraid
"Yeah, I'm a chad"
Bentley Carter
Bruh what the fuck, you're a savage.
Jaxson Jenkins
>See wild Tarantula crawling up wall
>Size of a large hand
>Pick it up with bare hand
Y'all ain't got shit on this
John Fisher
>Not grabbing it, tossing it in the freezer and posting a pic later.
Grayson Brown
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
GROSS
YUCKY
YUCKY
YUCKY
YUCKY
GO AWAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
STOP
GET IT AWAY
Nathaniel Johnson
>killing spiderbros
What a fag
Michael Gonzalez
>have had a spider in the corner of my room for a week or two
>he kills stuff for me
>actually feels like a bro
What the fuck guys come on spiders are cool.
William Collins
This. Fuck you OP, the only chad here are the spiders who face the hairy goliaths with open arms and just want to help.
Jaxson Powell
>spiderbros
Please go back.
Brody Thomas
>bro is a plebbit word
You post 2016 faggots are so fucking obsessed with that shithole.
Michael Moore
>"Why no, I'm not afraid. How could you tell?"
Oliver Cooper
>in the summer time
>when the weather is hot
>all the normalfags
>are getting caught
>when the weather's fine
>you've got facebook
>you've got facebook on your mind
Bentley Butler
Why would you crush an innocent bug? I feel bad for every animal. Struggling constantly for basics like warmth and food.
They don't suffer like an advanced life form like me from knowing good and evil, but they certainly must be scared and confused. Humans are capable of higher thought and have no reason to be afraid of such concepts as "icky bug". You have a frontal cortex, act like it
With women this especially pisses me off cause that screaming shit just makes me wanna slit their throat. I'll give you something to scream about stfu. My own mom got a roach put down her pants cause of that screaming bullcrap
Chase Jackson
"Wow Chad, the way you just killed an innocent creature minding it's own business, with no remorse, just made me swoon"
Ayden Hernandez
If robots were creatures, they would be spiders
Jayden Ramirez
You're retarded. Bug literally have no thoughts, feelings, or emotions whatsoever. They are soulless automatons and deserve every bad thing that happens to them.
Samuel Jenkins
>be spider in giant spider gang
>find some cool, cold place with lots of nutrients
>me and spider friends consume lots of food, lay thousands and thousands of eggs
>soon, we will have an entire army that can conquer the whole forest
>spider bros tell me to go to the top, scope out more food
>bright light flashes, look up, some massive figure
>see a bottle
>die
Carson Reyes
>I feel bad for every animal.
>wanna slit their throat
Yikes!
Xavier Stewart
>not picking it up with your bare hands and putting it outside
Brayden Williams
I had to have a coworker kill the spider that keeps respawning at work cause it got too big. I hate them why do they exist
Kayden Allen
>vacuuming out car
>a fucking wasp flies right in front of me
>vacuum it up without thinking
Kayden Cox
It's a fucking tarantula, they can't even hurt you
Chase Taylor
This is the only correct answer. I don't want it in my house because it may freak people out but it doesn't deserve to die based on looks. If things should be killed for being creepy looking 80% of posters here would be dead, me included. I wouldn't mind being put away though, somewhere people won't look at me weird anymore, like the spider does.
Leo Diaz
>Great post and way of thinking bro. Lotsa respect (I still can't stop killing everything that comes in my way though)
Jaxon Turner
How do you know they have no thoughts? Are you mind reader, or an article parroter?
Thomas Rogers
catch the spider and set it free outside
That's what a real chad would do.
Gavin Davis
oh yeah, why don't go out and try to do that with a
real girl see how much a chad you really are, incel
Nathan Anderson
A real chad wouldn't even care that there's a spider.