/r9gay/ - #792

John Parker
John Parker

kiss and hug til you're nice and snug edition

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Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

first for me getting a bf

Xavier Powell
Xavier Powell

tfw no bf to hug and kiss and who sometimes initiates conversations

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

first for no bf cuddle with browsing the chans with before sleep

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

tfw no bf to choke, pin, and bite when he gets uppity

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

going to a theme park with my bf on tuesday
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

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Michael Cox
Michael Cox

*dresses like an anime cat girl*
d-daddy my bussy is ovulating uwu

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

On the one hand this type of thing makes me cringe but on the other I'd actually really like having someone like that.

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

hey does someone want to pretend to be my bf for a little while

Cooper Wilson
Cooper Wilson

Is a year a little while? Asking for a friend of course!

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

Tell me about yourself user... Maybe we can be actual boyfriends or something (I hope)

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

that's not a long time at all, i was thinking maybe a little longer
im racist and spend my time listening to the smiths

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

Maybe like five years then? Or is that pushing it a bit? What do you need this pretend boyfriend for anyway?

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

I need a pretend boyfriend for pretend cuddles, pretend flirting, pretend handholding, pretend day trips, pretend dates... it's quite a long list.

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

Wow user that's a lot of pretending. It'd almost be like we're spies! I like the sound of that arrangement

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

What do I do to cure prison gay

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

suck a dick and see if you like it

James Sanders
James Sanders

Cute spies who's mission it is to be the most convincing pretend boyfriends in the world!

James Walker
James Walker

I'm not into sucking dicks or stuffing my ass. Just cute boys

Wyatt Phillips
Wyatt Phillips

That sounds like the best mission ever user! I'm in!

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

Are you a good actor, user? You'll have to pretend to enjoy every second of our time together, even the icky stuff like the kissing and bedroom stuff. It takes a special kind of person to be right for this job.

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

Oh I hadn't thought about the icky stuff. I like to think I'm a pretty good actor, I could pretend to enjoy it. For the mission of course!

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

You "could" pretend to enjoy it? I'm gonna need a stronger level of commitment than that, user... our lives depend on the success of this mission!

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

Of course I can handle it! I'll be so convincing that I'll even have you fooled!

Ryder King
Ryder King

tfw no watersports bf

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

Wow, you must be good! I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty good actor myself. It'd be pretty silly if we both fooled each other into thinking we were serious about being boyfriends x)

John Foster
John Foster

That would be pretty silly! Although out of curiosity, if this is just pretend then why would we be doing bedroom stuff? It's not like anyone would know anyway right?

William Bell
William Bell

You never know who might be watching, user! We need to keep up the facade at all times, no matter what! We wouldn't want anyone to find out our secret, would we?

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

They'd be... watching us do that?

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

I was really into that stuff for a while. Weird how it just stopped and now I have a watersports folder that is useless.

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Justin Ortiz
Justin Ortiz

It's entirely possible that our house would be bugged with microphones and cameras... we can't let our enemies find out we don't really love each other, so we'd need to do EVERYTHING that real boyfriends do!

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

That's a lot of pressure! What's the goal of this mission anyway?

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

Uh... Erm... The goal of the mission is to be the best pretend boyfriends in the world, dummy!

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

user forgive me if I'm reading too far into things here but this doesn't sound like a mission at all, it sounds like you just really want a boyfriend

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

Okay, you're right, I just really want a boyfriend ;_;

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

I bought like five spy books in preparation for this mission of yours and you're just now telling me it was all a ruse??

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

I'm sorry user, I just don't know how else I'd be able to get a bf... is there any way I could make it up to you?

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

Hm well you do sort of own me restitution for these totally real not made up books. What did you have in mind?

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

A hug! :D

Nolan James
Nolan James

user these books were very expensive and took a long time to find, I don't think one single hug is enough

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

Really? One hug isn't enough? Wow, I really don't know then... you're the victim here, so what did you want?

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

You know what I think? I think the mission is back on. What about you?

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

But you know the mission was a lie! What's the point in pretending to be lovers if there's no mission :/

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

Maybe this is a new and more important mission

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

Gah, just shut up about the stupid mission and kiss me you dummy!

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

I umm... I thought you'd never ask!

Camden James
Camden James

Just kiss him already, user.

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

I didn't ask, this is a demand! Pucker up and DONT CLOSE YOUR EYES c:

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

That sounds pretty good bro, have a nice day :)

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Aiden Price
Aiden Price

Right of course! I know how to do that, this totally isn't my first time or anything!

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

That's what makes it so cute, we're two idiots trying to figure out how to kiss for the first time... it's kinda embarrassing.

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

It's very embarrassing! With all the hidden microphones and cameras around and all! What if they see us?

Noah Collins
Noah Collins

That shouldn't be a problem if we both actually want this! We don't need to act, we just need to let our emotions take control!
user you're adorable

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

user you're adorable
Ah thank you but I think I have to disagree there

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

I think you're adorable, your posts have made me want to kiss and cuddle you, after all.

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

tfw no body wants a slightly chubby minecraft bf with a big uncut pp who is also autistic and self-loathes constantly

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

Well thank you. And I would very much enjoy that too I think

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

I think I'm in a big spoon type of mood tonight

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

I want a bf like that, especially if you're more of a bottom/switch.

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

every nice picture i see, every hint at a happy couple, everything feels like industrial-grade suicide fuel
where's the button that kills me instantly, i don't want to be alone forever

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Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

That's good, because I could do with someone holding me tight! Make sure to run your fingers through my thick hair and to tickle my tummy.

Camden Brown
Camden Brown

Anyone want to join my swarm? youtu.be/Cdi4GvF6bAM

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Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

More of a switch, I'd want to top as well as bottom.But no one likes chubby boys with glasses and dumb hair and pubes. Everyone only wants hairless skelly twinks.

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

no views

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Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

now you've viewed it so that there are views

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Josiah Flores
Josiah Flores

tfw no 3:16 AM bf

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Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

I have regained the ability to cum.

now its time to cum in my future bf.

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Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

hes a chronic liar

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

hope youre okay aaron.

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

tfw he is hurting you on purpose

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

he cheats on you

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

he prostitutes himself on the side

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

sad nite

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Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

he treats you like dirt

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

getting plastic surgery tommorow. hopefully then i can pull a bf

David Murphy
David Murphy

he can't stop making up lies

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

tfw he doesnt exists

Leo White
Leo White

That's actually adorable.
Have a good day user.

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

it was all pretend , he never loved you

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

Go away HRT tranny.

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

Tfw no neet csgo friend who can play 10 hours a day and is European

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

it was all true, he hated you from the start

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

Tfw all these feels with him and then he told me I was wrong to get mad about it

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Zachary Harris
Zachary Harris

And slim white boys began to cry,
a system of hands interlinked within hands interlinked within hands interlinked within one discord. And dreadfully lonely in the dark, a short, loud *bang* was heard.

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John Lee
John Lee

theres not enough boy butt to go round in this house im staying at

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

in this house im staying at
crack house?

Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

I would like a bf like that, user. Sorry it took me so long to respond, but I had some connectivity issues. Anyway, I unironically like boys with glasses a lot and pubes are fine, and I hope you wouldn't mind a bf that also has pubes.
More of a switch
I'm fine with that.

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

How do I stop being weak? I'm gigantic but ultimately that doesn't matter because I have unironically been scared by my own shadow before.

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

Yeah but are you okay with autism and minecraft and me being insecure and self-hating a lot

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

If my post doesn't end in a 7, then these two have no actual hope of forming any sort of relationship.

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

I'm okay with it, yeah. Some of those things also apply to me, and I hope you'd be okay with it too as I mostly keep it in check.

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

I just woke up and I dont feel rested at all

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Benjamin Gomez
Benjamin Gomez

That would be okay with me! Do you live in the US?

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

Do you live in the US?
Yes, do you?

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

Yes, I live in the US too. What state? Also can you tell me your age? Are you ok with someone who is 18?

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

exchange means of contact and stop shitting up our thread already

Nathan Hughes
Nathan Hughes

Dump the folder here

Kevin Ortiz
Kevin Ortiz

want to top people on grindr to know what sex is like
be a fat manlet with a tiny dick
at least I don't have to worry about being outed

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

We can exchange some emails for now if you want and continue our conversations in private. [email protected]

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

Emailing you here in a sec, my connection is also a little weird at times.

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

Did you reply? I sent an email 13 minutes ago

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

I'm a real boy.
that works out muscles, gets sweaty, takes showers, and makes manly cums. No need for being a tranny friend, when you are cuter as a male especially.

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Camden Brown
Camden Brown

Yes, I responded. I guess the site is just really slow sometimes.

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

im frozen i need cuddles to warm me up NOW

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

be 18
get really turned on at the idea of being a permanent sex slave cumslut
use Grindr a lot, put shit in my bio that will get creeps to message me
ask said creep to keep me as his slave
talk about meeting up and abandoning my old life
pussy out every time but talking to these guys made me cum buckets
end up getting multiple messages from different accounts saying "wana fuk" (it was always spelt like that) and they all agreed when I talked about becoming a sex slave

I think "wana fuk" is code or something

Cameron James
Cameron James

They mean, are you down for them fucking the poop out of your shithole on a long term basis.

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

does /r9gay/ like skelly boys?

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

No, everyone wants tranny tier thick thighs and ass.

Adam King
Adam King

be a fat manlet with a tiny dick
top
sounds like you should find a bf extremly easily.
especially here.

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Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

I'd love to hug a skelly boy till his cold skin turns warm - and then hug him some more.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

add user from here
he looks more like a guy than a girl
:(

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

I like using grindr to tease ugly bastards with my twink body
I'll talk dirty and send them tons of lewd photos
Then I send them to random addresses saying I'll be in the bedroom with my ass in the air
I'm still a KHHV
Fuck normalfags

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Angel Butler
Angel Butler

:(
what did he mean by this
guys < girls

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

Wow, this sounds really fun

Hunter Morgan
Hunter Morgan

Welcome to CuteHouse
Come and chat with us in this brand NEW discord group
-no drama
-bery comfy
-no toxic kiddies/trolls
-no abusive admin
-minimal rules

SPffg2d

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Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

hanging out with crush and his gf and some other friends (he's bi)
he looks at his gf
"...What do you like about me anyways?"
me in my head thinking he's cute, smart, chill and fun to be around, emotionally mature, gives nice hugs, plus his hair is fluffy and fun to play with
gf opens her mouth
"uhhhhhhhh"
shrugs her shoulders
crush tries to hold her and being super clingy and clearly wants the attention
gf does nothing to reciprocate

I know im a lil jealous but I almost popped off.

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Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

how do i make my bfs dad like me when he seems homophobic? im a top and fuck his son so i see how he might not like me.

Anthony Miller
Anthony Miller

are you the user who got beaten up by his bfs dad a few days ago

Elijah Hill
Elijah Hill

have sex with his dad

Adrian Barnes
Adrian Barnes

go fishing with him or something

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

zoomer problems
normalfag problems
fuck off

Nathan Evans
Nathan Evans

what are your problems other than being gay?

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

stop pussying out, this is hot

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

tfw no cute anime posting bf
Oregonolly

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

what a boy doesnt say is as important as what he does.

Ryan James
Ryan James

what a boy says isn't as important as what he doesn't do

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

what a boy does and says is not important

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

why are you teasing me like this?
a boy is not important

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Michael Scott
Michael Scott

none of you are important

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

you are impotent

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

a boy is important

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

Anyone else miss this feel?

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Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

no, I don't know how it feels so I can't miss it.

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

What about this feel then?

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Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

looks lewd, but whats the difference?

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Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

Would you be put off by a guy who has issues with gas? They don't stink, but every morning and every night I get bloated and have to let them out. I used to think it was funny but they don't go away even if I change up my diet.

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Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

Um I'm not teasing user! I swear

Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

W-would any of you d-date a trans boy? n-no penis included >.<

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

big teaser! no one wants to date me, stop pretending you would.
a lot of tops would but real talk user, you should go for a bi guy. do you plan on having bottom surgery? if no you should definitly go for a bi guy.

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Justin Williams
Justin Williams

Tell me you didn't actually have it removed.

Charles Green
Charles Green

trans BOY.
he was born a girl and is transitioning to a boy now.

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

you have much more courage then me. I have the same fetish but am not using grinder

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

Why do you say that no one wants to date you user? I'm sure you're very lovely to have around desu

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Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

I'm not, Im honestly human garbage and deserve to die but thanks user.

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Dominic Long
Dominic Long

I would, but it's:
1. expensive
2. kind of ugly for the price
I just want a real one...

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

add user from here
after 3 months he finally sends me a picture
looks really fit, visible muscles through clothes
doesn't want to send me his cock or anything because he hates sending pictures in general
The best thing is how autistically shy he behaves, there is a huge disparity between his looks and personality.

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

well since you are born whitout a real one, your only option is to get surgery or have a pussy your whole life.
Either way, I suggest you stay around for the bis and tops who dont mind a pussy on a boy.
good luck!

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Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

bf is obviously cheating on me and still lies about it

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

I hooked up with a boi for the first time last night. We were too awkward to kiss but we gave each other head. I enjoyed giving him head and I made him cum pretty quickly, but it didn't feel very good when he did it to me and I wasn't able to cum. What does this mean?

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

everything, going out, getting bf, going to party, playing games everything sounds like torture. i save all my money and realize its bc i dont wanta anything. i hate everything,

John Johnson
John Johnson

tfw no bf who sack taps me

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

I demand a dick up my ass

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Asher Bell
Asher Bell

*dicks you and then demands for cuddles*

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

*cuddles you while drowning in cum*

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Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

Good boy, did you enjoy it?

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

loved it <3

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Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

Happy to hear, want to cuddle for a while and then hit round 2?

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

tfw no do nothing but lie in bed bf

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

tfw no bf to teach me starcraft

Kayden Butler
Kayden Butler

no bf to make autistic custom maps with

Caleb Hill
Caleb Hill

yes daddy uWu *opens wide * oWo 8W8

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

daddy
Dropped

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

tfw no bf to teach me 40k

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

What are the 8s supposed to be? Do you have four eyes? Are you a spider?

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

what are your favorite custom maps?

40k is pretty easy, but the money investment is the bad part.

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

tfw no overwatch bf to duo queue with, and work together to execute dumb set plays that still somehow win us the fight

Luis King
Luis King

TWENTY YEARS OLD

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

I know that feel
You're still young

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

do you play overwatch? maybe we could play together?

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

do you play overwatch?
Yes but haven't gotten my rank yet for this season.
maybe we could play together?
EU or NA?

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

EU but if you're from NA i'm happy to play with 100 ping. I often play on NA because they communicate more. Although i was thinking more dumb quick play strats. I'm low masters and I can't get dumb stuff to work at that rank.

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

I am also from EU but I am not masters, only been diamond and done a bit of trolling :c

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

show my bussy to my bf at least once a day because im afraid he'll stop being attracted to me.

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

that's more than good enough to shit on quickplay people with funny strats. You in or not? say yes

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

Yes but do we need voice comms? I am kinda shy :<

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

I don't play any. I suck at the game. I just like fiddling around with the editor, but I never complete anything.

John Hill
John Hill

preferably but it's ok if you dont wanna talk. I'm pretty comfortable using comms so I can basically organise the plays and set up what we're gonna do.

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

Okay but I still need to learn how to play

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

Alright can I have your tag?

Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

Hundrednaire#2629

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

tfw no twink bf who likes cuddles and lives in the same county as me

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

tfw no bf who can play drums

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Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

tfw no bf or gf
sad_face.jpg
cry_track.wav

Joshua Watson
Joshua Watson

nope, not at all
originnus

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

Tfw no bf to cuddle and crossdress cosplay with

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

god i originally wish that were originally me, originally of course

Brandon King
Brandon King

fapped 4 times today and shot 4 big loads.
still feel horny as fuck and think I need to cum again.
dick is sore and tired.

ah being a virgin with a high sex drive infuriating.

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

how do i stop crushing on a boy that isn't my bf? i only want to have eyes for him but the body wants what the body wants. this new guy is also 3 years younger than my bf.

Anthony Morgan
Anthony Morgan

have to put away bfs panties when i clean his room
he always acts snooty when i tell him its slutty
make his lunch healthy but he always buys soda anyway
are some boys just not bf material?

Josiah White
Josiah White

Tfw bf is really into being restrained with a full bladder

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

gave my bf the gift unbeknownst to him
he actually cried a little
Should I dump him?

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

he just needs some corrective spankings

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

the ''gift''?

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

This is a thread for trugays only. Incel impostors are not welcome here.

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

low effort bait post user

Grayson Hernandez
Grayson Hernandez

tfw virgin with a very low sex drive
tfw small loads when I do cum and my dick is pretty small too
I blame all the estrogen in the womb

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

You missed quite a few posts, though.

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

Will I ever find a guy who will put up with my schizo ways ;_;

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

hello if you live in the west midlands and are aged 18 - 20 then you are required by law to reply to this post

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

tfw want a boyfriend who loves to be locked away 24/7
Why are they so hard to find :(

Camden Wright
Camden Wright

so you want house wife slave basicly?

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

tfw no bf who isolates me from my friends and wants me to only talk to him

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

What's the point of that.
What's the motivation.

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Josiah White
Josiah White

why did god make me gay but not cute
what kind of hell is this
i'm young and when you're young you're supposed to be cute and date cute people but i'm not and every time i see cute guys i just want to kill myself

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

Trans boys are cute but post-op penisses make me uncomfortable

Jose Harris
Jose Harris

Depends on how bad of a schizo you are.

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

they look like cheap hotdog saysages

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

degen#5824

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Owen Wright
Owen Wright

How am I supposed to know oreg

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

Like how do you act? How does your schizophrenia affect you?

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

but are you really a degen?

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

i promise you im not
its just a decoy

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

Any luck getting yourself a bf, user?

Christian Bennett
Christian Bennett

So, coming from /gg/ since they don't have this kind of trouble...

If you finally got a boyfriend who loves you unconditionally and wants to spend the rest of his life with you, what would you actually do then?
Cause I don't have a fucking clue. We would sleep together, yes, but you can't bang 7 days a week. What am I gonna do?
If all this hassle means that I just got someone gorgeous to look at, is it even worth the time searching for tire love?

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Jason Flores
Jason Flores

Guy is nice to talk to
He's a fatass

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

He doesnt like fatasses
why even user?

Anthony James
Anthony James

liking people over 75kgs
disgusting

Anthony King
Anthony King

guy is nice to talk to
"""he""" is a fujo

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

guy is nice to talk to
he has friends

Lincoln Barnes
Lincoln Barnes

would date a fujoshi if she found me a cute boy to keep as a pet and fuck tbqh

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

not liking fatties
absolutley haram

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

shut your fat mouth fatty

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

I'm not fat, I just like fat guys.
you can suck my fat pp though

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Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

not him but okay user!

Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

dont enable fat pieces of shit

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

sure dude
I enable whatever I want homos.

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Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

enable me to suck your dick and get my face covered in your cum desu

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

tfw im a big fat guy

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Parker Bell
Parker Bell

come over and do it, big boy.

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

but user im not actually very big

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

I don't mind, I like fat guys but not exclusivly.
so whatever my boy

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

okay can you pat my head

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

there you go little boy

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Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

thank you! can you say nice things about me now?

Joshua Reed
Joshua Reed

any math loving fags in southern arizona

i can be your depressed, screwy bf
please god i don't want to use grindr

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

I'll try: you are a nice person and deserve and will find love.
your day will be great and everyone is hoping you have success with whatever you do or wanna do. you're sweet and handsome user.

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

aw that's nice, user. now if only i had bf dick in my mouth.

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

imagination is your friend user, just imagine you do.

Michael Price
Michael Price

but that's gotten boring, doing that every night since puberty

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

yeah I get it, you can find someone though. just gotta keep trying.

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Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

do you think i could find a bf who would spit in my mouth?

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

sure, if you are into that and tell him you are. why not? there are guys out there who are into this kind of stuff. I heard.

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

tfw no bf spit in my mouth

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

tfw that user doesn't have a bf to exchange spit with

David Bell
David Bell

and cum, don't forget cum!
tfw no bf cum in my mouth
tfw no my cum in bf mouth

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

why do i see so many fat guys who call themselves "poly"?

are they really able to get not one but multiple bfs?

Landon Scott
Landon Scott

tfw no bf who'll fuck me in the middle of the woods sometimes

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

i'd rather fuck you in public, but whatever floats your boat, user

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

fat guys are only good for their penises so they'll get multiple twinks who'll regular sit on their cock but never a real bf

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

public sex seems hot but I'd be a bit scared of getting caught plus it seems like it'd be hard to really fuck without making too much noise

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

that's the whole point of it, user.

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

Yes. Gays aren't like women, they have a wide variety of tastes and there's a lot of people who love fatties.

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

nah I would date a fat guy.

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

tfw no bf to exchange cum with after 69

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Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

hey that's me on the left! is that you on the right, user?

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

Is there a bigger red flag than an a Lain anime profile picture?

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

fine. Where in public are good safer places to fuck

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

Yes user it's me on the right :3

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Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

tfw no below average height bf that's scandinavian to spend life together with

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Blake Brown
Blake Brown

tfw no fellow gay robot friend to hug RIGHT NOW

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

tfw no bf to generally degrade a bit

Ryder Price
Ryder Price

Ah damn it, why are you all so fucking cute

Joshua Brooks
Joshua Brooks

No one here is cute in any sense of the word. We all have disgusting faces and/or disgusting bodies and/or disgusting personalities and/or disgusting opinions.

Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

Right here user, quick HUG ME NOW!

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

Yeah so what? I still want to cuddle dumb r9gay boys.

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

don't worry, for me it's just disgusting opinions

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

safer places
user you're no fun.

Chase Taylor
Chase Taylor

ywn cuddle user while agreeing with his AWESOME opinions

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

haha thank you. I'm not sure I really have opinions anymore, everything's post-ironic

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

tfw no bf to give me a purpose and stop me from doing bad things although there's a chance I'd end up killing him if we got too close.

I guess there's no hope is there

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

How feminine is your penis bros?

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

tfw no original bf to kill me

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

tfw no bf mouth to spit in

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

Stop originally bullying me pls

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

that's really hot user desu

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

hi it's me your clingy jealous bf

Justin Green
Justin Green

Hi how are you where are you from, I don't actually mind where as long as we just have each other.

William Thomas
William Thomas

can you spit on my face, too?

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

tfw no bf to originally bully me

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

Okay well uh, you're a dummy

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

tfw no fucking retard bf to berate

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

yes, where else do you want me to spit?

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

uh... in my hair... maybe on my dick... idk

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

I don't have a lot of spit, maybe if my tongue is wet would that be ok?

Brayden White
Brayden White

I'm from the middle of the US, it's basically guaranteed you are nowhere near me.

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

Should i jump at night so that nobody calls an ambulance and i have a lower chance of surviving, or should i jump in the day for the attention?

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

desu i'd rather have your tongue go in my mouth, but its up to you user

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

tfw no bf to cum on my dick

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

i feel this feel very strongly, user

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

that sounds good too, maybe with you pressed up against a wall, and my hands on your body?

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

Nobody's worrying about that? Y'all already have plans and ideas?

Caleb Fisher
Caleb Fisher

frotting and making out with bf
he cums and uses the cum as lube
sticky slimy squelching stroking
I cum buckets too a second later
wash each other off in the shower

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

Time apart is just as important for a healthy relationship as time together. This is the main reason that overly clingy boys are hard to deal with. They become dependant on you so dealing with them becomes a chore and an obligation. Even suggesting that you might like some private time devastates them.

Alexander Hughes
Alexander Hughes

yes! that sounds really nice... would that lead to you sticking something hard in my butt... or maybe my mouth?

Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark

tfw no clingy top bf

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

tfw no clingy bottom bf

Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

super ultra feminine user. you can put it in your mouth and your butt and you won't be gay i promise

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

I think it might lead to a finger in the butt while my tongue is is your mouth, then something hard in your mouth for a bit, then something very hard in your butt

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

i bet that'd be a lot of fun! it'd be even more fun if you were rough with me though, user

Christopher Ward
Christopher Ward

Why do you stupid degenerative niggers only talk about sex my fucking god I want to bash all your skulls in with a metal bar

Joseph White
Joseph White

tfw no minnesota bottom bf

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Carter Cook
Carter Cook

Calm down fatty, go back to your xbox and chew on your tonsil stones

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

oh, how rough? Maybe I should choke you and slap you a bit? Spit on your neck as I fuck you from behind, pushing you against the wall?

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

tfw no bf to bash my skull in with a metal bar

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

yes please user! it'd be even better if you were to pull on my hair and... maybe knee me in my balls!

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

oh that is rough, maybe I'll do just that. Perhaps you'd like to be bitten and really choked hard to, until you cry a little?

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

i'd love it if you were to bite me! heck, strange me while you're at it! admittedly, i want to cry a lot, not just a little! it'd be even better if you were to degrade and humiliate me, too...

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

why the fuck are all the replies pictures of cartoon women? why arent there any cute guys being posted in these threads

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

**strangle me
dumb fingers

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

Oh good, I think a better position for this might be the floor then, with my belt around your neck, you little slut. How do you feel about being punched in the gut, hmm? Ever had the wind knocked out of you? I hope so you little whore, because you are going to be a wet mess of tears, spit, and cum after a few minutes on my floor

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez

go erp somewhere else I don't want to read your cringe

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

tfw sex is icky

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

Nobody here is actually gay, they just jerk off to anime women with dicks.

Chase Long
Chase Long

tfw no Sil bf

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Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

That depends, I actually like spending almost all free time with someone. I like pouring everything into one person.

And yes I've actually tried it and no it doesn't get old.

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

lets not start this mess again it's been a good 14 months since i saw his name mentioned.

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

tooth just chipped

lol

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

nothing worse than having bad teeth
i would know

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

one of my fillings on my molar fell out last year and i still havent gone to the dentist i hope it gets infected and kills me via brain death

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

tfw new patch of facial hair
fuck

Ethan Allen
Ethan Allen

But he's a good boy and I want him to be my bf

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Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

Why does everyone hate me? What could possibly be so bad about me?

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

endlessly wonders why people think so-and-so
this is a negative trait and reason enough to hate you

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

the self-sabotage is real

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

I fit every single criteria. Where do you live user?

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

i guess i should just be content with the fact that everyone hates me and avoids me lmao eat my ass

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

lmao eat my ass
it's a wonder why people hate you

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

there's a lot of people who love fatties.

doubt.jpeg

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

Somalia, but the good part of it.

James Murphy
James Murphy

There's a good part?

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

Oooh, would u be my actual pirate bf?

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

i live in denmark, the most southern of all the scandinavian countries
what about you?

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

tfw no bf to distract me from the fact that my parents will lose their memory and die and then one day i will do the same

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

He doesn't care about you. He wants the pirate BBC.

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

In this crappy small town in northern Sweden

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

Cushites actually have tiny dicks

Lincoln Moore
Lincoln Moore

are we talking ''north'' sweden here or north NORTH sweden?

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

the vikings have become THIS gay now that they've gotten comfortable

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

Close to Umea. Google it

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

AAA
that's so far away

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Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

snibby snabbtag :DDDD

Isaiah Davis
Isaiah Davis

Took me like five minutes to understand without le ebic circle A

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

Mystery boys are cute. If I knew who you were I'd compliment you too

Levi Richardson
Levi Richardson

he's not currently enjoying a delicious apple pie that he just baked with his bf to go with a comfy movie
What gives?

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Blake Morris
Blake Morris

How do I know if I just really really like someone as a friend or actually have the big gay?

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Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

If he makes a tingle in your dingle, that's possibly big gay, especially if nobody says no-homo.

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

"accidently" brush your hand against his when walking together
If your tummy starts to flutter it means you're gay
Otherwise you're straight

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

Me too, user. Heard about the planecrash?

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

Is having a bf better than having a gf?

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

Yes
Boys are better at cuddling and they smell nicer

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

Meant to quote below*

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

brush your hand against his when walking together
That's extremely lewd. I wouldn't recommend such advanced technique to an unmarried person.

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

how do i be good at being gay

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

all i feel is loneliness and horniness

Michael Morris
Michael Morris

masturbate and it goes away instantly

Brody Peterson
Brody Peterson

how do i masturbate my heart?

Alexander Jenkins
Alexander Jenkins

sorry, i meant the horniness will go away but you'll be even more lonely after

Jose Flores
Jose Flores

they think they'll ever find someone who genuinely likes them and who will alleviate their anxiety/loneliness
You don't seriously think this, do you?

James Turner
James Turner

You will need one of these to do that

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Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

tfw no ebf to masturbate with

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

what's your requirements?

Samuel Reed
Samuel Reed

be a guy with a penis that functions to stimuli of the gay variety?

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

hello is there anyone whose name starts with a D here? i miss talking to you buddy, can we reengage in contact so i can be your friend again? Yours truly

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

D here. Can you please stop trying to bother me? This obsession is getting out of hand and it's worrisome.

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

okay, i will. have a nice day

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

obsessed/clingy as fuck
best way to get them to stop?

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

i am prisongay

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Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

gay only? then that's me

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

i would like to add that it was never malicious, i just wanted to be friends again. but i shall stop, im sorry. take care

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

I wasn't even "D". Just look in a mirror and look over yourself. Stop being pathetic. This also means don't continue to obsess over whoever that is.

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

Would you guys fuck a bottom if their thighs were covered in self harm scars which are easily visible?

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

Everytime we'd make love, I'd tenderly kiss over the scars along your thighs. I'd whisper sweet nothings into your ear and protect you and make sure you'd never self harm again.

Jonathan Foster
Jonathan Foster

2:10
Have to wake up at 4
Still single
hhhhhhhhhh

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

Why do bottoms always ask such silly questions when they know the answer will be yes? Is it the ego boost?

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Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

I'd fuck him if he's cute but I wouldn't date him because that's asking for trouble.

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

Is anal/oral painful with a 6" cock? Recently a guy propositioned me to be my sugar daddy. I wouldn't have to work until uni is done (in 3 years from now) and he's rich and willing to buy me basically whatever I want. I've fantasized about pegging/being with a super feminine guy or trap but never with a masculine guy. I've never actually done anything but fingering my butt before, thought about trying a dildo but was too shy to go to a sex store. Probably going to tell him no but there's like a 25% chance I will say yes, it's kind of tempting desu but I don't really want to have sex.

Jose Sanders
Jose Sanders

I wouldn't fuck him because that's a very intimate thing to do with someone you don't know but I'd consider dating him because I'm a big dumb

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

What's he like? Age? Attractiveness? Money? I mean, yolo right? Maybe stick with it for a month, see how it goes, then ditch him. But to answer your question:

Is anal/oral painful with a 6" cock?
It's literally about girth. For example, I have a 6" cock but, and before I had sex I always considered it average and wasn't that confident about it, but as told by my (one an only) ex, it was very girthy(probably the best compliment I've ever received by anyone ever). Oral wasn't that bad, but he did point out that anal, even with lube, was very painful since he, too, had only used fingers before.

thought about trying a dildo but was too shy to go to a sex store
have you heard of amazon. Just buy a small starter dildo and test it out. See how it feels, and slowly work your way up.

I know slutiness is not welcomed here, but who knows, maybe you can have some fun with your sugar daddy. You could save up a ton of money to pay off uni, and you might enjoy it. I don't know, do what feels best for you, user.

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

that's fucking disgusting, desu user

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

I was genuinely curious my ex hated them and said I ruined myself foreverwhich made me really insecure about them.

Leo Cruz
Leo Cruz

He's a nice guy, in his late 40s. He has average build/isn't fat, probably around 6'2" (not sure his height but taller than me and I'm 5'9"), his face is average and he's masculine. I'm not really into guys, but he's not gross. Also his blue eyes are pretty. I don't think I'd enjoy sex but I don't think it'd be gross either desu. That's why I'm even considering it, with a fat ugly old man I'd say no for sure. I met him at my internship (he was my supervisor), had no idea he was into me until my last day when he asked me out in the parking lot. He's well-off, I could have a lot more money dating him than working my shitty part-time retail job for a year and basically not be in debt at all for college.

I don't know about his girth, I only asked him how long he was and what he'd want to do in the bedroom. Was kind of caught off guard lol, I have his number.

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

I know I'm speaking from the position of an exclusive masculine top, but if I was in your position when I was younger, I would probably go for it. If anything, for just trying out something new. Otherwise, if you don't like it or you want to call it quits, just leave at any time.

I only asked him how long he was and what he'd want to do in the bedroom
What exactly did he say he wanted to do in the bedroom?

Eli Butler
Eli Butler

Wish I was a cute twink desu lads

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

I ruined myself forever
You did. You even called them scars yourself. Please understand.

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

It depends on the severity but most likely they aren't a total dealbreaker

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

your cute wholesome-seeming bf could have been a prostitute for some old man while he was in college

yikes desu

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

tfw no older bf
dhdjchkg

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Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

your cute wholesome-seeming bf learned to serve user to the best of his abilities through serving some rich boomer
it can't be that bad, can it?

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

Would you fuck/get fucked by this guy?

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Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

I've looked at life from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's life's illusions I recall
I really don't know life at all

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

I'd dress him up like a girl and destroy his ass

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

Anal with me on bottom, giving/getting oral and handjobs and being okay with getting his cum in/on me. Also wanted to do frottage which I think I'll actually enjoy lol, was surprised I knew what that was. Basically everything that is include in "vanilla" gay sex. He also asked if I would be interested in crossdressing/roleplay but said he wouldn't require that if I wasn't interested at all.

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

nice larp posts

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

nice LARP posts
That describes this entire general, tbqh desu desu.

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

When I post about my BF and all the nice things about him, it's actually true and not LARP.

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

where's my boyfriend to cuddle and watch old cozy Ray Harryhausen movies with

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Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

He's right here, but he's actually watching old 70s movies

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Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

Q U A D S 1 1 1 1

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Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

find out bf has been a bitch to other boys ive given attention to
this is textbook jealousy right? i thought i did a good job with him too. all he does is draw things and show me them or watch the occasional youtube video or movie. i had no idea he was on social media and going out and harrasing these peoples lives at school. what can i do?

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

ooh, which ones? i've been watching zombie stuff recently, saw Day of the Dead the other night and Zombi 2 today

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

yeah, textbook jealousy. is he doing it in a way that he doesn't want you to know he's harassing these people, or does he not care how transparent he is about it? if it's the latter then i'd just confront him about it, gently reassure him but firmly tell him that the harassment isn't something you're alright with.
although i've never been in the situation so this might be the worst advice in the world

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

maybe don't talk about other boys with your bf

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

I rewatched Waterloo and Once Upon a Time in the West just this weekend. I also got a new blu ray player for my pc, and I'm planning on watching a polish film later this week (pic related). The film was re-edited for western normie audiences, as the original cut was almost 5 hours long
tfw no bf to watch obscure polish kino with

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Eli Perry
Eli Perry

He knows
originahlio

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Eli Harris
Eli Harris

quick HUG ME NOW!
*hugs*

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

Jesus, that was almost 8 hours ago, user. The hug has expired, and now your hug licence has been revoked

Jackson James
Jackson James

But my coupon said it was good for a lifetime.

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

i've still gotta watch a lot of landmark movies, i'm far from knowledgeable on film but i've been watching more recently. so basically i haven't seen the ones you mentioned but i hope you enjoyed watching them (even without bf), and i hope this polish film is good as well

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

tfw no robot bf to talk to

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

tfw there will never ever be a bf for a bajillion reasons
do i need to give myself a fucking lobotomy just to get the thought out of my head?

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Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

Kys degenerate subhuman disease bag

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

Could you relay to me the biggest reasons

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

//boards.4channel.org/wsg/thread/2935999#p2936032

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Chase Cook
Chase Cook

out to like two people, can't figure out how/when to tell others, will likely never be completely q00% out
school is in deep south, very few people openly gay there
loathe "openly flaming gay," aka the only people you can tell are out
have never had bf, no hookups (never want to either) so no experience, could be considered a red flag
completely average looks/personality

Nathaniel Thomas
Nathaniel Thomas

I am starting my greyskull + light HIIT training this week.
Wish me luck gay /fit/bro.

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

That doesn't mean you can't have a boyfriend
You know there are probably loads of people online from the deep south

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

did you and your crushes even talk this weekend anons?

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

that's where the bajillion - 5 other reasons come in, user
i don't want to sound meanspirited, i appreciate the comfort, but i have my doubts
knowing someone from the south would be a massive step up from all other times i've tried something online, but it's never that simple, unfortunately

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

i was ignored again

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

Literally this for me too yeah.

Mason Perry
Mason Perry

It's my birthday today, can i get a happy birthday wish..
Yay...
All i want is to be with him.

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Owen Perez
Owen Perez

you ever wonder what happened to the people who just kind of... stopped talking to you?
i always wonder

i hope they're alright

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Levi Cook
Levi Cook

Happy birthday, fren.
Sometimes. There are a few that I hope are doing alright too.

Jaxon Kelly
Jaxon Kelly

i am HORNY!!!!!!!!!!1!

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

16 days left until the end, what fun stuff could I do?

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

i couldnt find anyone to watch my bf when i went out last night. i hope he didn't misbehave.

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

i impregnated him, sorry

Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

Blond anons is your body hair light or dark blond? or just brown?

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

how do you decide who your bf can play with? sometimes i just dont trust the other bfs.

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

5'1"
4.5" (erect) penis
Lots of body hair
Chubby
I'm literally no one's type

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

Just shave your body hair and employ some fucking hygeine and I'd suck your cock.
And I have standards, most people dont

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Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

Your dick will look bigger once you lose weight, the fat always hides it. Being hairy is okay, being obese isn't.

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

l wouId desu

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

I do employ hygiene, but that's a lot of hair I would have to shave off

James Hill
James Hill

You can't just write that on here you freak. Go back to /d/ if you want to talk about that kind of thing.

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

Yeah I need to get my eating under control. I do plenty of exercise at work, but I just need to muster the willpower to start losing weight

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

You wanma fuck or get fucked, you gotta look presentable.
Besides, your partner will stop caring once you're together for a long time.
Everyone is pretty gross, you're not some outlier.

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Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

what a boy wants and what a boy needs are not the same thing. if you dont keep his slut spirit in check through strict punishment you don't only ruin him for you but also for anybody else. always leave boys better then when you found them.

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

A slut is not a boyfriend material.

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

Just because some of us are experienced doesn't mean we don't deserve love

Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

Would it be overtly noticable if I shaved my chest hair? Are we talking trim or clean shave?

Noah Green
Noah Green

A slut doesn't deserve love and if a slut can't control themselves in a relationship it's a big red flag they're trash, heck they're trash as soon they become sluts, lol.

Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

my auntie is pregnant with a boy and i want to make sure he's born a bottom. is there anything i can do?

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

americans are normal peop-

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

im going to try to give him gay kisses as much as possible once he's born and massage his baby boy butt.

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

Cute desu. Like a teddy bear

I'd like a smol teddy bear bf to cuddle and protect

Henry Sullivan
Henry Sullivan

wake up
skim through americaposting
"cutting, sugardaddies, my ex"
can't you mutts just stick to soc?

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

Everybody who has or had a bf or sex needs to honestly fuck off.

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

european hours
the based posts start

based

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

anyone gotten in trouble for feeling up boys before? does it go on a permanent record somewhere?

Connor Williams
Connor Williams

tfw no wholesome euro bf

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

trannies on one side
murderers and ethots on the other
is r9gay the only safe haven we have left?

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Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

Hardly. Just look at the state of these thread lately. Overrun with normalfags and baiting.

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

Your first mistake was thinking you had a right to this place. Take it as it is or fuck off to /lgbt/.

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

I am here but I am also old.

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

tfw no gay friend to talk to or listen to prog metal with

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Jeremiah Murphy
Jeremiah Murphy

what im saying is there is no where else to go and i like this place, retard

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

prog
I only got Animals as Leaders and Paul Wardingham.
You got any good instrumental prog bands?

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia

So everyone on r9k is gay. Figured

Sebastian Walker
Sebastian Walker

If you mean exclusively instrumental, then no. However, There is an album called "The Raven that Refused to Sing" by Steven Wilson which is mostly instrumental. Opeths earliest progressive work, Damnation also features a lot of very nice instrumentals. Then of course you have the classics by like Pink Floyd and King Crimson and whatnot. Sorry that my taste doesn't exactly extend quite as far as exclusively instrumental prog.

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John Jenkins
John Jenkins

So everyone on r9k is gay.
Shocking.

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

I like to focus just on the instruments in this genre, honestly I found so many bands that I would listen to if they were instrumental, oh well. I'll check those out anyway, thanks.

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

tfw no death growl bf to casually sing in the shower

Kayden Butler
Kayden Butler

The Raven is easily the best prog album of the decade, it feels like the ultimate collection of prog influences. As for Opeth I think Pale Communion has my favorite instrumental arrangements, the whole album is a masterpiece. Although some prefer the heavier early stuff, of course.

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

gay advice for the day: before a boy can dance for money he has to dance for free.

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

Daily reminder that not using proper capitalisation is a red flag and NOT bf material

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

calculating up how much it is to make my car nice again
Almost $3000
Not even including the cost to unfuck the paint
Still won't get good mpg or anything but it's _my_ car
Anybody know that feel?

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Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

did you know that bottoms have more area in their brain dedicated to bottom movement then they do for language?

Luis King
Luis King

posting this in Jow Forums
retard

Hudson Walker
Hudson Walker

Tfw no /o/ autistic bf

Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

tfw no bf with jank car to take me out on night drives

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

why the fuck are these even threads

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

Tbh between being a faggot, incestous freak, or enduring asika's insufferable personality fag was indeed the best choice.

Nicholas Reyes
Nicholas Reyes

he will never know how much he is loved, because he will never meet you.

Alexander Butler
Alexander Butler

why are 2d boys cuter than 3d boys?

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Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

because you can control the age, body type, and details to make the perfect boy, where most if our favored trsits aren't reslistic, which is why we are all here. I think about it a lot, the whole prison gay accusation, am I really attracted to men, I feel like I am, but when I'm around them i get so insecure i freeze up. like im not this super young, effeminate and desirable boy, im a hairy little manlet in his 20s now, im okay with being with masculine men but how many are ever going to be okay with me? why can't i just look like this instead of being an ugly little imp.

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

burned my popcorn
I guess i just won't eat anything today

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Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

I want a danish bf
how come every scandi in here is swedish?

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Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

Finnish boys are the best. Swedes are idiots though, never touch them

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Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

Because 3D is always PD. No exceptions

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

Swedes are idiots though, never touch them
This, leave us alone so we can die alone.

Levi King
Levi King

how do I find out if my friend is bi or at least bi curious? Sometimes I think he is, but I'm not sure.

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Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

Ask him
Oregano

Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

We are both very shy uWu

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Gabriel Wilson
Gabriel Wilson

Crushingly accurate

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Asher Murphy
Asher Murphy

tfw no <insert esoteric description here> bf
god i want him so much bros

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Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

Reminder to smile. :)

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

What car do you drive yank user?

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

Give me a reason to do so and I will.

Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

Literally me, probably the only one in existence too

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

Yes being a prostitute is that fucking bad and using dumb euphemisms doesn't make it nice.

When did all the degenerate normie gays get into my r9gay.

Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

reminder to go fuck yourself

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

Care to do that for me?

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

my bf keeps wanting me to take him on dates when all i want is sex. i thought we were done with the part of the relationship.

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

why specificly danish?
i'm danish and i dont really see anything unique in us, just slightly less autistic swedes.

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

probably because he lives in denmark

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

no, I have a bf
originullo

Josiah Ward
Josiah Ward

all i want is sex
out, out now

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

online crush talks about killing himself again

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James Thomas
James Thomas

Which is gayer, a Macbook Air or Pro? Buying in a few days

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

just buy both with your aids money faggot

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

You're only buying it to signal your homosexuality right?

Charles Green
Charles Green

No, I'm going to college you retarded faggot

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

I'm buying a macbook
"you retarded faggot"
pic related it's you

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Hunter Martin
Hunter Martin

Online crush doesn't exist again

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William Allen
William Allen

I just had a deja vu.

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

have you been in this place before? XDXD

Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

EVERY DAAAAAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME
THERE IS NO LOVE HERE
AND THERE IS NO PAIN
EVERY DAAAAAY IS EXACTLY THE SAMEEE

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

Jeep wj
It's a shitbox but I still love it and it's 6 cylinders

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

I know this feel all to well.
To redo the paint on my 16' f150 that ive been using as a bush truck its gona run me about 5k.
Never buy black vehicles, ever.

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

That's cool user, and it's 6 more cylinders than I have. love your shitbox no matter what it is, unless its something soulless

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