kiss and hug til you're nice and snug edition
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kiss and hug til you're nice and snug edition
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first for me getting a bf
tfw no bf to hug and kiss and who sometimes initiates conversations
first for no bf cuddle with browsing the chans with before sleep
tfw no bf to choke, pin, and bite when he gets uppity
going to a theme park with my bf on tuesday
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it
*dresses like an anime cat girl*
d-daddy my bussy is ovulating uwu
On the one hand this type of thing makes me cringe but on the other I'd actually really like having someone like that.
hey does someone want to pretend to be my bf for a little while
Is a year a little while? Asking for a friend of course!
Tell me about yourself user... Maybe we can be actual boyfriends or something (I hope)
that's not a long time at all, i was thinking maybe a little longer
im racist and spend my time listening to the smiths
Maybe like five years then? Or is that pushing it a bit? What do you need this pretend boyfriend for anyway?
I need a pretend boyfriend for pretend cuddles, pretend flirting, pretend handholding, pretend day trips, pretend dates... it's quite a long list.
Wow user that's a lot of pretending. It'd almost be like we're spies! I like the sound of that arrangement
What do I do to cure prison gay
suck a dick and see if you like it
Cute spies who's mission it is to be the most convincing pretend boyfriends in the world!
I'm not into sucking dicks or stuffing my ass. Just cute boys
That sounds like the best mission ever user! I'm in!
Are you a good actor, user? You'll have to pretend to enjoy every second of our time together, even the icky stuff like the kissing and bedroom stuff. It takes a special kind of person to be right for this job.
Oh I hadn't thought about the icky stuff. I like to think I'm a pretty good actor, I could pretend to enjoy it. For the mission of course!
You "could" pretend to enjoy it? I'm gonna need a stronger level of commitment than that, user... our lives depend on the success of this mission!
Of course I can handle it! I'll be so convincing that I'll even have you fooled!
tfw no watersports bf
Wow, you must be good! I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty good actor myself. It'd be pretty silly if we both fooled each other into thinking we were serious about being boyfriends x)
That would be pretty silly! Although out of curiosity, if this is just pretend then why would we be doing bedroom stuff? It's not like anyone would know anyway right?
You never know who might be watching, user! We need to keep up the facade at all times, no matter what! We wouldn't want anyone to find out our secret, would we?
They'd be... watching us do that?
I was really into that stuff for a while. Weird how it just stopped and now I have a watersports folder that is useless.
It's entirely possible that our house would be bugged with microphones and cameras... we can't let our enemies find out we don't really love each other, so we'd need to do EVERYTHING that real boyfriends do!
That's a lot of pressure! What's the goal of this mission anyway?
Uh... Erm... The goal of the mission is to be the best pretend boyfriends in the world, dummy!
user forgive me if I'm reading too far into things here but this doesn't sound like a mission at all, it sounds like you just really want a boyfriend
Okay, you're right, I just really want a boyfriend ;_;
I bought like five spy books in preparation for this mission of yours and you're just now telling me it was all a ruse??
I'm sorry user, I just don't know how else I'd be able to get a bf... is there any way I could make it up to you?
Hm well you do sort of own me restitution for these totally real not made up books. What did you have in mind?
A hug! :D
user these books were very expensive and took a long time to find, I don't think one single hug is enough
Really? One hug isn't enough? Wow, I really don't know then... you're the victim here, so what did you want?
You know what I think?
I think the mission is back on. What about you?
But you know the mission was a lie! What's the point in pretending to be lovers if there's no mission :/
Maybe this is a new and more important mission
Gah, just shut up about the stupid mission and kiss me you dummy!
I thought you'd never ask!
Just kiss him already, user.
I didn't ask, this is a demand! Pucker up and DONT CLOSE YOUR EYES c:
That sounds pretty good bro, have a nice day :)
Right of course! I know how to do that, this totally isn't my first time or anything!
That's what makes it so cute, we're two idiots trying to figure out how to kiss for the first time... it's kinda embarrassing.
It's very embarrassing! With all the hidden microphones and cameras around and all! What if they see us?
That shouldn't be a problem if we both actually want this! We don't need to act, we just need to let our emotions take control!
user you're adorable
user you're adorable
Ah thank you but I think I have to disagree there
I think you're adorable, your posts have made me want to kiss and cuddle you, after all.
tfw no body wants a slightly chubby minecraft bf with a big uncut pp who is also autistic and self-loathes constantly
Well thank you. And I would very much enjoy that too I think
Do you want to be the
big spoon or the little spoon?
I think I'm in a
big spoon type of mood tonight
I want a bf like that,
especially if you're more of a bottom/switch.
every nice picture i see, every hint at a happy couple, everything feels like industrial-grade suicide fuel
where's the button that kills me instantly, i don't want to be alone forever
That's good, because I could do with someone holding me tight! Make sure to run your fingers through my thick hair and to tickle my tummy.
Anyone want to join my swarm? youtu.be
More of a switch, I'd want to top as well as bottom.But no one likes chubby boys with glasses and dumb hair and pubes. Everyone only wants hairless skelly twinks.
now you've viewed it so that there are views
tfw no 3:16 AM bf
I have regained the ability to cum.
now its time to cum in my future bf.
hes a chronic liar
hope youre okay aaron.
tfw he is hurting you on purpose
he cheats on you
he prostitutes himself on the side
he treats you like dirt
getting plastic surgery tommorow. hopefully then i can pull a bf
he can't stop making up lies
tfw he doesnt exists
That's actually adorable.
Have a good day user.
it was all pretend , he never loved you
Go away HRT tranny.
Tfw no neet csgo friend who can play 10 hours a day and is European
it was all true, he hated you from the start
Tfw all these feels with him and then he told me I was wrong to get mad about it
And slim white boys began to cry,
a system of hands interlinked within hands interlinked within hands interlinked within one discord. And dreadfully lonely in the dark, a short, loud *bang* was heard.
theres not enough boy butt to go round in this house im staying at
in this house im staying at
I would like a bf like that, user. Sorry it took me so long to respond, but I had some connectivity issues. Anyway, I unironically like boys with glasses
a lot and pubes are fine, and I hope you wouldn't mind a bf that also has pubes.
More of a switch
I'm fine with that.
How do I stop being weak? I'm gigantic but ultimately that doesn't matter because I have unironically been scared by my own shadow before.
Yeah but are you okay with autism and minecraft and me being insecure and self-hating a lot
If my post doesn't end in a 7, then these two have no actual hope of forming any sort of relationship.
I'm okay with it, yeah.
Some of those things also apply to me, and I hope you'd be okay with it too as I mostly keep it in check.
I just woke up and I dont feel rested at all
That would be okay with me! Do you live in the US?
Do you live in the US?
Yes, do you?
Yes, I live in the US too. What state? Also can you tell me your age? Are you ok with someone who is
exchange means of contact and stop shitting up our thread already
Dump the folder here
want to top people on grindr to know what sex is like
be a fat manlet with a tiny dick
at least I don't have to worry about being outed
We can exchange some emails for now if you want and continue our conversations in private. [email protected]
Emailing you here in a sec, my connection is also a little weird at times.
Did you reply? I sent an email 13 minutes ago
I'm a real boy.
that works out muscles, gets sweaty, takes showers, and makes manly cums. No need for being a tranny friend, when you are cuter as a male especially.
Yes, I responded. I guess the site is just really slow sometimes.
im frozen i need cuddles to warm me up NOW
get really turned on at the idea of being a permanent sex slave cumslut
use Grindr a lot, put shit in my bio that will get creeps to message me
ask said creep to keep me as his slave
talk about meeting up and abandoning my old life
pussy out every time but talking to these guys made me cum buckets
end up getting multiple messages from different accounts saying "wana fuk" (it was always spelt like that) and they all agreed when I talked about becoming a sex slave
I think "wana fuk" is code or something
They mean, are you down for them fucking the poop out of your shithole on a long term basis.
does /r9gay/ like skelly boys?
No, everyone wants tranny tier thick thighs and ass.
be a fat manlet with a tiny dick
sounds like you should find a bf extremly easily.
I'd love to hug a skelly boy till his cold skin turns warm - and then hug him some more.
add user from here
he looks more like a guy than a girl
I like using grindr to tease ugly bastards with my twink body
I'll talk dirty and send them tons of lewd photos
Then I send them to random addresses saying I'll be in the bedroom with my ass in the air
I'm still a KHHV
what did he mean by this
guys < girls
Wow, this sounds really fun
Welcome to CuteHouse
Come and chat with us in this brand NEW discord group
-no toxic kiddies/trolls
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hanging out with crush and his gf and some other friends (he's bi)
he looks at his gf
"...What do you like about me anyways?"
me in my head thinking he's cute, smart, chill and fun to be around, emotionally mature, gives nice hugs, plus his hair is fluffy and fun to play with
gf opens her mouth
shrugs her shoulders
crush tries to hold her and being super clingy and clearly wants the attention
gf does nothing to reciprocate
I know im a lil jealous but I almost popped off.
how do i make my bfs dad like me when he seems homophobic? im a top and fuck his son so i see how he might not like me.
are you the user who got beaten up by his bfs dad a few days ago
have sex with his dad
go fishing with him or something
what are your problems other than being gay?
stop pussying out, this is hot
tfw no cute anime posting bf
what a boy doesnt say is as important as what he does.
what a boy says isn't as important as what he doesn't do
what a boy does and says is not important
why are you teasing me like this?
a boy is not important
none of you are important
you are impotent
a boy is important
Anyone else miss this feel?
no, I don't know how it feels so I can't miss it.
What about this feel then?
looks lewd, but whats the difference?
Would you be put off by a guy who has issues with gas? They don't stink, but every morning and every night I get bloated and have to let them out. I used to think it was funny but they don't go away even if I change up my diet.
Um I'm not teasing user! I swear
W-would any of you d-date a trans boy?
n-no penis included >.<
big teaser! no one wants to date me, stop pretending you would.
a lot of tops would but real talk user, you should go for a bi guy. do you plan on having bottom surgery? if no you should definitly go for a bi guy.
Tell me you didn't actually have it removed.
he was born a girl and is transitioning to a boy now.
you have much more courage then me. I have the same fetish but am not using grinder
Why do you say that no one wants to date you user? I'm sure you're very lovely to have around desu
I'm not, Im honestly human garbage and deserve to die but thanks user.
I would, but it's:
2. kind of ugly for the price
I just want a real one...
add user from here
after 3 months he finally sends me a picture
looks really fit, visible muscles through clothes
doesn't want to send me his cock or anything because he hates sending pictures in general
The best thing is how autistically shy he behaves, there is a huge disparity between his looks and personality.
well since you are born whitout a real one, your only option is to get surgery or have a pussy your whole life.
Either way, I suggest you stay around for the bis and tops who dont mind a pussy on a boy.
bf is obviously cheating on me and still lies about it
I hooked up with a boi for the first time last night. We were too awkward to kiss but we gave each other head. I enjoyed giving him head and I made him cum pretty quickly, but it didn't feel very good when he did it to me and I wasn't able to cum. What does this mean?
everything, going out, getting bf, going to party, playing games everything sounds like torture. i save all my money and realize its bc i dont wanta anything. i hate everything,
tfw no bf who sack taps me
I demand a dick up my ass
*dicks you and then demands for cuddles*
*cuddles you while drowning in cum*
Good boy, did you enjoy it?
loved it <3
Happy to hear, want to cuddle for a while and then hit round 2?
tfw no do nothing but lie in bed bf
tfw no bf to teach me starcraft
no bf to make autistic custom maps with
yes daddy uWu *opens wide * oWo 8W8
tfw no bf to teach me 40k
What are the 8s supposed to be? Do you have four eyes? Are you a spider?
what are your favorite custom maps?
40k is pretty easy, but the money investment is the bad part.
tfw no overwatch bf to duo queue with, and work together to execute dumb set plays that still somehow win us the fight
TWENTY YEARS OLD
I know that feel
You're still young
do you play overwatch? maybe we could play together?
do you play overwatch?
Yes but haven't gotten my rank yet for this season.
maybe we could play together?
EU or NA?
EU but if you're from NA i'm happy to play with 100 ping. I often play on NA because they communicate more. Although i was thinking more dumb quick play strats. I'm low masters and I can't get dumb stuff to work at that rank.
I am also from EU but I am not masters, only been diamond and done a bit of trolling :c
show my bussy to my bf at least once a day because im afraid he'll stop being attracted to me.
that's more than good enough to shit on quickplay people with funny strats. You in or not?
Yes but do we need voice comms? I am kinda shy :<
I don't play any. I suck at the game. I just like fiddling around with the editor, but I never complete anything.
preferably but it's ok if you dont wanna talk. I'm pretty comfortable using comms so I can basically organise the plays and set up what we're gonna do.
Okay but I still need to learn how to play
Alright can I have your tag?
tfw no twink bf who likes cuddles and lives in the same county as me
tfw no bf who can play drums
tfw no bf or gf
nope, not at all
Tfw no bf to cuddle and crossdress cosplay with
god i originally wish that were originally me, originally of course
fapped 4 times today and shot 4 big loads.
still feel horny as fuck and think I need to cum again.
dick is sore and tired.
ah being a virgin with a high sex drive infuriating.
how do i stop crushing on a boy that isn't my bf? i only want to have eyes for him but the body wants what the body wants. this new guy is also 3 years younger than my bf.
have to put away bfs panties when i clean his room
he always acts snooty when i tell him its slutty
make his lunch healthy but he always buys soda anyway
are some boys just not bf material?
Tfw bf is really into being restrained with a full bladder
gave my bf the gift unbeknownst to him
he actually cried a little
Should I dump him?
he just needs some corrective spankings
This is a thread for trugays only. Incel impostors are not welcome here.
low effort bait post user
tfw virgin with a very low sex drive
tfw small loads when I do cum and my dick is pretty small too
I blame all the estrogen in the womb
You missed quite a few posts, though.
Will I ever find a guy who will put up with my schizo ways ;_;
hello if you live in the west midlands and are aged 18 - 20 then you are required by law to reply to this post
tfw want a boyfriend who loves to be locked away 24/7
Why are they so hard to find :(
so you want house wife slave basicly?
tfw no bf who isolates me from my friends and wants me to only talk to him
What's the point of that.
What's the motivation.
why did god make me gay but not cute
what kind of hell is this
i'm young and when you're young you're supposed to be cute and date cute people but i'm not and every time i see cute guys i just want to kill myself
Trans boys are cute but post-op penisses make me uncomfortable
Depends on how bad of a schizo you are.
they look like cheap hotdog saysages
How am I supposed to know oreg
Like how do you act? How does your schizophrenia affect you?
but are you really a degen?
i promise you im not
its just a decoy
Any luck getting yourself a bf, user?
So, coming from /gg/ since they don't have this kind of trouble...
If you finally got a boyfriend who loves you unconditionally and wants to spend the rest of his life with you, what would you actually do then?
Cause I don't have a fucking clue. We would sleep together, yes, but you can't bang 7 days a week. What am I gonna do?
If all this hassle means that I just got someone gorgeous to look at, is it even worth the time searching for tire love?
Guy is nice to talk to
He doesnt like fatasses
why even user?
liking people over 75kgs
guy is nice to talk to
"""he""" is a fujo
guy is nice to talk to
he has friends
would date a fujoshi if she found me a cute boy to keep as a pet and fuck tbqh
not liking fatties
shut your fat mouth fatty
I'm not fat, I just like fat guys.
you can suck my fat pp though
not him but okay user!
dont enable fat pieces of shit
I enable whatever I want homos.
enable me to suck your dick and get my face covered in your cum desu
tfw im a big fat guy
come over and do it, big boy.
but user im not actually very big
I don't mind, I like fat guys but not exclusivly.
so whatever my boy
okay can you pat my head
there you go little boy
thank you! can you say nice things about me now?
any math loving fags in southern arizona
i can be your depressed, screwy bf
please god i don't want to use grindr
I'll try: you are a nice person and deserve and will find love.
your day will be great and everyone is hoping you have success with whatever you do or wanna do. you're sweet and handsome user.
aw that's nice, user. now if only i had bf dick in my mouth.
imagination is your friend user, just imagine you do.
but that's gotten boring, doing that every night since puberty
yeah I get it, you can find someone though. just gotta keep trying.
do you think i could find a bf who would
spit in my mouth?
sure, if you are into that and tell him you are. why not? there are guys out there who are into this kind of stuff. I heard.
tfw no bf spit in my mouth
tfw that user doesn't have a bf to exchange spit with
and cum, don't forget cum!
tfw no bf cum in my mouth
tfw no my cum in bf mouth
why do i see so many fat guys who call themselves "poly"?
are they really able to get not one but multiple bfs?
tfw no bf who'll fuck me in the middle of the woods sometimes
i'd rather fuck you in public, but whatever floats your boat, user
fat guys are only good for their penises so they'll get multiple twinks who'll regular sit on their cock but never a real bf
public sex seems hot but I'd be a bit scared of getting caught plus it seems like it'd be hard to really fuck without making too much noise
that's the whole point of it, user.
Yes. Gays aren't like women, they have a wide variety of tastes and there's a lot of people who love fatties.
nah I would date a fat guy.
tfw no bf to exchange cum with after 69
hey that's me on the left! is that you on the right, user?
Is there a bigger red flag than an a
Lain anime profile picture?
fine. Where in public are good safer places to fuck
Yes user it's me on the right :3
tfw no below average height bf that's scandinavian to spend life together with
tfw no fellow gay robot friend to hug RIGHT NOW
tfw no bf to generally degrade a bit
Ah damn it, why are you all so fucking cute
No one here is cute in any sense of the word. We all have disgusting faces and/or disgusting bodies and/or disgusting personalities and/or disgusting opinions.
Right here user, quick HUG ME NOW!
Yeah so what? I still want to cuddle dumb r9gay boys.
don't worry, for me it's just disgusting opinions
user you're no fun.
ywn cuddle user while agreeing with his AWESOME opinions
haha thank you. I'm not sure I really have opinions anymore, everything's post-ironic
tfw no bf to give me a purpose and stop me from doing bad things although there's a chance I'd end up killing him if we got too close.
I guess there's no hope is there
How feminine is your penis bros?
tfw no original bf to kill me
tfw no bf mouth to spit in
Stop originally bullying me pls
that's really hot user desu
hi it's me your clingy jealous bf
Hi how are you where are you from, I don't actually mind where as long as we just have each other.
can you spit on my face, too?
tfw no bf to originally bully me
Okay well uh, you're a dummy
tfw no fucking retard bf to berate
yes, where else do you want me to spit?
uh... in my hair... maybe on my dick... idk
I don't have a lot of spit, maybe if my tongue is wet would that be ok?
I'm from the middle of the US, it's basically guaranteed you are nowhere near me.
Should i jump at night so that nobody calls an ambulance and i have a lower chance of surviving, or should i jump in the day for the attention?
desu i'd rather have your tongue go in my mouth, but its up to you user
tfw no bf to cum on my dick
i feel this feel very strongly, user
that sounds good too, maybe with you pressed up against a wall, and my hands on your body?
Nobody's worrying about that? Y'all already have plans and ideas?
frotting and making out with bf
he cums and uses the cum as lube
sticky slimy squelching stroking
I cum buckets too a second later
wash each other off in the shower
Time apart is just as important for a healthy relationship as time together. This is the main reason that overly clingy boys are hard to deal with. They become dependant on you so dealing with them becomes a chore and an obligation. Even suggesting that you might like some private time devastates them.
yes! that sounds really nice... would that lead to you sticking something hard in my butt... or maybe my mouth?
tfw no clingy top bf
tfw no clingy bottom bf
super ultra feminine user. you can put it in your mouth and your butt and you won't be gay i promise
I think it might lead to a finger in the butt while my tongue is is your mouth, then something hard in your mouth for a bit, then something very hard in your butt
i bet that'd be a lot of fun! it'd be even more fun if you were rough with me though, user
Why do you stupid degenerative niggers only talk about sex my fucking god I want to bash all your skulls in with a metal bar
tfw no minnesota bottom bf
Calm down fatty, go back to your xbox and chew on your tonsil stones
oh, how rough? Maybe I should choke you and slap you a bit? Spit on your neck as I fuck you from behind, pushing you against the wall?
tfw no bf to bash my skull in with a metal bar
yes please user! it'd be even better if you were to pull on my hair and... maybe knee me in my balls!
oh that is rough, maybe I'll do just that. Perhaps you'd like to be bitten and really choked hard to, until you cry a little?
i'd love it if you were to bite me! heck, strange me while you're at it! admittedly, i want to cry a lot, not just a little! it'd be even better if you were to degrade and humiliate me, too...
why the fuck are all the replies pictures of cartoon women? why arent there any cute guys being posted in these threads
Oh good, I think a better position for this might be the floor then, with my belt around your neck, you little slut. How do you feel about being punched in the gut, hmm? Ever had the wind knocked out of you? I hope so you little whore, because you are going to be a wet mess of tears, spit, and cum after a few minutes on my floor
go erp somewhere else I don't want to read your cringe
tfw sex is icky
Nobody here is actually gay, they just jerk off to anime women with dicks.
tfw no Sil bf
That depends, I actually like spending almost all free time with someone. I like pouring everything into one person.
And yes I've actually tried it and no it doesn't get old.
lets not start this mess again it's been a good 14 months since i saw his name mentioned.
tooth just chipped
nothing worse than having bad teeth
i would know
one of my fillings on my molar fell out last year and i still havent gone to the dentist i hope it gets infected and kills me via brain death
tfw new patch of facial hair
But he's a good boy and I want him to be my bf
Why does everyone hate me? What could possibly be so bad about me?
endlessly wonders why people think so-and-so
this is a negative trait and reason enough to hate you
the self-sabotage is real
I fit every single criteria. Where do you live user?
i guess i should just be content with the fact that everyone hates me and avoids me lmao eat my ass
lmao eat my ass
it's a wonder why people hate you
there's a lot of people who love fatties.
Somalia, but the good part of it.
There's a good part?
Oooh, would u be my actual pirate bf?
i live in denmark, the most southern of all the scandinavian countries
what about you?
tfw no bf to distract me from the fact that my parents will lose their memory and die and then one day i will do the same
He doesn't care about you. He wants the pirate BBC.
In this crappy small town in northern Sweden
Cushites actually have tiny dicks
are we talking ''north'' sweden here or north NORTH sweden?
the vikings have become THIS gay now that they've gotten comfortable
Close to Umea. Google it
that's so far away
snibby snabbtag :DDDD
Took me like five minutes to understand without le ebic circle A
Mystery boys are cute. If I knew who you were I'd compliment you too
he's not currently enjoying a delicious apple pie that he just baked with his bf to go with a comfy movie
How do I know if I just really really like someone as a friend or actually have the big gay?
If he makes a tingle in your dingle, that's possibly big gay, especially if nobody says no-homo.
"accidently" brush your hand against his when walking together
If your tummy starts to flutter it means you're gay
Otherwise you're straight
Me too, user. Heard about the planecrash?
Is having a bf better than having a gf?
Boys are better at cuddling and they smell nicer
Meant to quote below*
brush your hand against his when walking together
That's extremely lewd. I wouldn't recommend such advanced technique to an unmarried person.
how do i be good at being gay
all i feel is loneliness and horniness
masturbate and it goes away instantly
how do i masturbate my heart?
sorry, i meant the horniness will go away but you'll be even more lonely after
they think they'll ever find someone who genuinely likes them and who will alleviate their anxiety/loneliness
You don't seriously think this, do you?
You will need one of these to do that
tfw no ebf to masturbate with
what's your requirements?
be a guy with a penis that functions to stimuli of the gay variety?
hello is there anyone whose name starts with a D here? i miss talking to you buddy, can we reengage in contact so i can be your friend again? Yours truly
D here. Can you please stop trying to bother me? This obsession is getting out of hand and it's worrisome.
okay, i will. have a nice day
obsessed/clingy as fuck
best way to get them to stop?
i am prisongay
gay only? then that's me
i would like to add that it was never malicious, i just wanted to be friends again. but i shall stop, im sorry. take care
I wasn't even "D". Just look in a mirror and look over yourself. Stop being pathetic. This also means don't continue to obsess over whoever that is.
Would you guys fuck a bottom if their thighs were covered in self harm scars which are easily visible?
Everytime we'd make love, I'd tenderly kiss over the scars along your thighs. I'd whisper sweet nothings into your ear and protect you and make sure you'd never self harm again.
Have to wake up at 4
Why do bottoms always ask such silly questions when they know the answer will be yes? Is it the ego boost?
I'd fuck him if he's cute but I wouldn't date him because that's asking for trouble.
Is anal/oral painful with a 6" cock? Recently a guy propositioned me to be my sugar daddy. I wouldn't have to work until uni is done (in 3 years from now) and he's rich and willing to buy me basically whatever I want. I've fantasized about pegging/being with a super feminine guy or trap but never with a masculine guy. I've never actually done anything but fingering my butt before, thought about trying a dildo but was too shy to go to a sex store. Probably going to tell him no but there's like a 25% chance I will say yes, it's kind of tempting desu but I don't really want to have sex.
I wouldn't fuck him because that's a very intimate thing to do with someone you don't know but I'd consider dating him because I'm a big dumb
What's he like? Age? Attractiveness? Money? I mean, yolo right? Maybe stick with it for a month, see how it goes, then ditch him. But to answer your question:
Is anal/oral painful with a 6" cock?
It's literally about girth. For example, I have a 6" cock but, and before I had sex I always considered it average and wasn't that confident about it, but as told by my (one an only) ex, it was very girthy(probably the best compliment I've ever received by anyone ever). Oral wasn't that bad, but he did point out that anal, even with lube, was very painful since he, too, had only used fingers before.
thought about trying a dildo but was too shy to go to a sex store
have you heard of amazon. Just buy a small starter dildo and test it out. See how it feels, and slowly work your way up.
I know slutiness is not welcomed here, but who knows, maybe you can have some fun with your sugar daddy. You could save up a ton of money to pay off uni, and you might enjoy it. I don't know, do what feels best for you, user.
that's fucking disgusting, desu user
I was genuinely curious my ex hated them and said I ruined myself foreverwhich made me really insecure about them.
He's a nice guy, in his late 40s. He has average build/isn't fat, probably around 6'2" (not sure his height but taller than me and I'm 5'9"), his face is average and he's masculine. I'm not really into guys, but he's not gross. Also his blue eyes are pretty. I don't think I'd enjoy sex but I don't think it'd be gross either desu. That's why I'm even considering it, with a fat ugly old man I'd say no for sure. I met him at my internship (he was my supervisor), had no idea he was into me until my last day when he asked me out in the parking lot. He's well-off, I could have a lot more money dating him than working my shitty part-time retail job for a year and basically not be in debt at all for college.
I don't know about his girth, I only asked him how long he was and what he'd want to do in the bedroom. Was kind of caught off guard lol, I have his number.
I know I'm speaking from the position of an exclusive masculine top, but if I was in your position when I was younger, I would probably go for it. If anything, for just trying out something new. Otherwise, if you don't like it or you want to call it quits, just leave at any time.
I only asked him how long he was and what he'd want to do in the bedroom
What exactly did he say he wanted to do in the bedroom?
Wish I was a cute twink desu lads
I ruined myself forever
You did. You even called them scars yourself. Please understand.
It depends on the severity but most likely they aren't a total dealbreaker
your cute wholesome-seeming bf could have been a prostitute for some old man while he was in college
tfw no older bf
your cute wholesome-seeming bf learned to serve user to the best of his abilities through serving some rich boomer
it can't be that bad, can it?
Would you fuck/get fucked by this guy?
I've looked at life from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's life's illusions I recall
I really don't know life at all
I'd dress him up like a girl and destroy his ass
Anal with me on bottom, giving/getting oral and handjobs and being okay with getting his cum in/on me. Also wanted to do frottage which I think I'll actually enjoy lol, was surprised I knew what that was. Basically everything that is include in "vanilla" gay sex. He also asked if I would be interested in crossdressing/roleplay but said he wouldn't require that if I wasn't interested at all.
nice larp posts
nice LARP posts
That describes this entire general, tbqh desu desu.
When I post about my BF and all the nice things about him, it's actually true and not LARP.
where's my boyfriend to cuddle and watch old cozy Ray Harryhausen movies with
He's right here, but he's actually watching old 70s movies
Q U A D S 1 1 1 1
find out bf has been a bitch to other boys ive given attention to
this is textbook jealousy right? i thought i did a good job with him too. all he does is draw things and show me them or watch the occasional youtube video or movie. i had no idea he was on social media and going out and harrasing these peoples lives at school. what can i do?
ooh, which ones? i've been watching zombie stuff recently, saw Day of the Dead the other night and Zombi 2 today
yeah, textbook jealousy. is he doing it in a way that he doesn't want you to know he's harassing these people, or does he not care how transparent he is about it? if it's the latter then i'd just confront him about it, gently reassure him but firmly tell him that the harassment isn't something you're alright with.
although i've never been in the situation so this might be the worst advice in the world
maybe don't talk about other boys with your bf
I rewatched Waterloo and Once Upon a Time in the West just this weekend. I also got a new blu ray player for my pc, and I'm planning on watching a polish film later this week (pic related). The film was re-edited for western
normie audiences, as the original cut was almost 5 hours long
tfw no bf to watch obscure polish kino with
quick HUG ME NOW!
Jesus, that was almost 8 hours ago, user. The hug has expired, and now your hug licence has been revoked
But my coupon said it was good for a lifetime.
i've still gotta watch a lot of landmark movies, i'm far from knowledgeable on film but i've been watching more recently. so basically i haven't seen the ones you mentioned but i hope you enjoyed watching them (even without bf), and i hope this polish film is good as well
tfw no robot bf to talk to
tfw there will never ever be a bf for a bajillion reasons
do i need to give myself a fucking lobotomy just to get the thought out of my head?
Kys degenerate subhuman disease bag
Could you relay to me the biggest reasons
out to like two people, can't figure out how/when to tell others, will likely never be completely q00% out
school is in deep south, very few people openly gay there
loathe "openly flaming gay," aka the only people you can tell are out
have never had bf, no hookups (never want to either) so no experience, could be considered a red flag
completely average looks/personality
I am starting my greyskull + light HIIT training this week.
Wish me luck gay /fit/bro.
That doesn't mean you can't have a boyfriend
You know there are probably loads of people online from the deep south
did you and your crushes even talk this weekend anons?
that's where the bajillion - 5 other reasons come in, user
i don't want to sound meanspirited, i appreciate the comfort, but i have my doubts
knowing someone from the south would be a massive step up from all other times i've tried something online, but it's never that simple, unfortunately
i was ignored again
Literally this for me too yeah.
It's my birthday today, can i get a happy birthday wish..
All i want is to be with him.
you ever wonder what happened to the people who just kind of... stopped talking to you?
i always wonder
i hope they're alright
Happy birthday, fren.
Sometimes. There are a few that I hope are doing alright too.
i am HORNY!!!!!!!!!!1!
16 days left until the end, what fun stuff could I do?
i couldnt find anyone to watch my bf when i went out last night. i hope he didn't misbehave.
i impregnated him, sorry
Blond anons is your body hair light or dark blond? or just brown?
how do you decide who your bf can play with? sometimes i just dont trust the other bfs.
4.5" (erect) penis
Lots of body hair
I'm literally no one's type
Just shave your body hair and employ some fucking hygeine and I'd suck your cock.
And I have standards, most people dont
Your dick will look bigger once you lose weight, the fat always hides it. Being hairy is okay, being obese isn't.
l wouId desu
I do employ hygiene, but that's a lot of hair I would have to shave off
You can't just write that on here you freak. Go back to /d/ if you want to talk about that kind of thing.
Yeah I need to get my eating under control. I do plenty of exercise at work, but I just need to muster the willpower to start losing weight
You wanma fuck or get fucked, you gotta look presentable.
Besides, your partner will stop caring once you're together for a long time.
Everyone is pretty gross, you're not some outlier.
what a boy wants and what a boy needs are not the same thing. if you dont keep his slut spirit in check through strict punishment you don't only ruin him for you but also for anybody else. always leave boys better then when you found them.
A slut is not a boyfriend material.
Just because some of us are experienced doesn't mean we don't deserve love
Would it be overtly noticable if I shaved my chest hair? Are we talking trim or clean shave?
A slut doesn't deserve love and if a slut can't control themselves in a relationship it's a big red flag they're trash, heck they're trash as soon they become sluts, lol.
my auntie is pregnant with a boy and i want to make sure he's born a bottom. is there anything i can do?
americans are normal peop-
im going to try to give him gay kisses as much as possible once he's born and massage his baby boy butt.
Cute desu. Like a teddy bear
I'd like a smol teddy bear bf to cuddle and protect
skim through americaposting
"cutting, sugardaddies, my ex"
can't you mutts just stick to soc?
Everybody who has or had a bf or sex needs to honestly fuck off.
the based posts start
anyone gotten in trouble for feeling up boys before? does it go on a permanent record somewhere?
tfw no wholesome euro bf
trannies on one side
murderers and ethots on the other
is r9gay the only safe haven we have left?
Hardly. Just look at the state of these thread lately. Overrun with normalfags and baiting.
Your first mistake was thinking you had a right to this place. Take it as it is or fuck off to /lgbt/.
I am here but I am also old.
tfw no gay friend to talk to or listen to prog metal with
what im saying is there is no where else to go and i like this place, retard
I only got Animals as Leaders and Paul Wardingham.
You got any good instrumental prog bands?
So everyone on r9k is gay. Figured
If you mean exclusively instrumental, then no. However, There is an album called "The Raven that Refused to Sing" by Steven Wilson which is mostly instrumental. Opeths earliest progressive work, Damnation also features a lot of very nice instrumentals. Then of course you have the classics by like Pink Floyd and King Crimson and whatnot. Sorry that my taste doesn't exactly extend quite as far as exclusively instrumental prog.
So everyone on r9k is gay.
I like to focus just on the instruments in this genre, honestly I found so many bands that I would listen to if they were instrumental, oh well. I'll check those out anyway, thanks.
tfw no death growl bf to casually sing in the shower
The Raven is easily the best prog album of the decade, it feels like the ultimate collection of prog influences. As for Opeth I think Pale Communion has my favorite instrumental arrangements, the whole album is a masterpiece. Although some prefer the heavier early stuff, of course.
gay advice for the day: before a boy can dance for money he has to dance for free.
Daily reminder that not using proper capitalisation is a red flag and NOT bf material
calculating up how much it is to make my car nice again
Not even including the cost to unfuck the paint
Still won't get good mpg or anything but it's _my_ car
Anybody know that feel?
did you know that bottoms have more area in their brain dedicated to bottom movement then they do for language?
posting this in Jow Forums
Tfw no /o/ autistic bf
tfw no bf with jank car to take me out on night drives
why the fuck are these even threads
Tbh between being a faggot, incestous freak, or enduring asika's insufferable personality fag was indeed the best choice.
he will never know how much he is loved, because he will never meet you.
why are 2d boys cuter than 3d boys?
because you can control the age, body type, and details to make the perfect boy, where most if our favored trsits aren't reslistic, which is why we are all here. I think about it a lot, the whole prison gay accusation, am I really attracted to men, I feel like I am, but when I'm around them i get so insecure i freeze up. like im not this super young, effeminate and desirable boy, im a hairy little manlet in his 20s now, im okay with being with masculine men but how many are ever going to be okay with me? why can't i just look like this instead of being an ugly little imp.
burned my popcorn
I guess i just won't eat anything today
I want a danish bf
how come every scandi in here is swedish?
Finnish boys are the best. Swedes are idiots though, never touch them
Because 3D is always PD. No exceptions
Swedes are idiots though, never touch them
This, leave us alone so we can die alone.
how do I find out if my friend is bi or at least bi curious? Sometimes I think he is, but I'm not sure.
We are both very shy uWu
tfw no <insert esoteric description here> bf
god i want him so much bros
Reminder to smile. :)
What car do you drive yank user?
Give me a reason to do so and I will.
Literally me, probably the only one in existence too
Yes being a prostitute is that fucking bad and using dumb euphemisms doesn't make it nice.
When did all the degenerate normie gays get into my r9gay.
reminder to go fuck yourself
Care to do that for me?
my bf keeps wanting me to take him on dates when all i want is sex. i thought we were done with the part of the relationship.
why specificly danish?
i'm danish and i dont really see anything unique in us, just slightly less autistic swedes.
probably because he lives in denmark
no, I have a bf
all i want is sex
out, out now
online crush talks about killing himself again
Which is gayer, a Macbook Air or Pro? Buying in a few days
just buy both with your aids money faggot
You're only buying it to signal your homosexuality right?
No, I'm going to college you retarded faggot
I'm buying a macbook
"you retarded faggot"
pic related it's you
Online crush doesn't exist again
I just had a deja vu.
have you been in this place before? XDXD
EVERY DAAAAAY IS EXACTLY THE SAME
THERE IS NO LOVE HERE
AND THERE IS NO PAIN
EVERY DAAAAAY IS EXACTLY THE SAMEEE
It's a shitbox but I still love it and it's 6 cylinders
I know this feel all to well.
To redo the paint on my 16' f150 that ive been using as a bush truck its gona run me about 5k.
Never buy black vehicles, ever.
That's cool user, and it's 6 more cylinders than I have. love your shitbox no matter what it is, unless its something soulless