haven't been to r9k in a while, let's give this a go.
write what your acceptable levels are for a girl/guy you'd be happy with.
>shorter than 5'11"
>has not big boobs and not big ass (I want small-medium firm ones)
>knows how to cook
>virgin
>not fat
that's about it I'd say. What about you, user?
>not be black
>don't be morbidly obese
That's it for me basically.
I thought about the black thing too, but what if she was a really cute trad waifu that would be loyal and sweet to you?
Ooff then I don't know. If she's a weeb then yeah sure.
>be a girl
>love me
That's pretty much it. At this point I have zero standards
what if they are really old?
I'm sure if you go to retirement homes you can find a few single ladies *wink wink*
>Can't be older than 1.5x my age
>Female
>At least a little bit dominant or willing to play into my fantasies of getting dominated once or twice.
Over 40 is a no go for me, that's probably it though
>doesn't take three hours to respond to texts
>shorter or same height
>kind of a cunt
>enjoys talking about stupid shit
>not past chubby-tier
>my age or 5-10 years older
hit me up fembots
>isn't obese
>is loyal
>actually likes me
It feels sad even writing that out.
>flat
>struggling with post-anorexia
>exercises
this would be my ideal gf
>shorter than 5.7
>Petite yet curvy body
>cute face
>no std
>chill easy going personality
>likes to go out 1 or 2 times a week
>Secure of herself
>No mental issues.
Im starting to think im going to die alone.
>don't be obese
>don't be black
That's about it.
well no shit faggot, Im asking acceptable, not ideal.
those are some shitty ideal traits too bro
>cute
>not ugly
>not a total bitch
>acknowledges my existence and accepts me as a person
That's just about it
fuck you, i dont do "acceptable" anymore.
i dated a few crazy bitches for being "acceptable" and my life went to hell.
wanna make it easy?
>No tall bitches
>No fat bitches
>No crazy bitches
>no orc faces.
thats all. Still impossible to get in this era.
Im a good looking guy, i make people laugh with jokes, i can have interesting conversations with people from around the globe and enjoy dancing, yet, all the girls i know are fucked up in the brain or looking for something that i have no clue what the fuck is.
amen my nigger.
there are very few 'good' girls, and those are swooped up by chads looking to settle
>biological female
>white
>under 30
>introverted
>serious about a committed relationship
>wants children
gf
>at least a 5/10
>smart
>funny(or at least shares my sense of humor)
i've been in a relationship where my partner was out of my league but incredibly boring and kinda dumb. the sex was fire but actually doing relationship stuff sucked.
Bf
>wants to get married and have children
>knows how to cook
>patient and understanding
>will watch romantic anime and movies with
>over 5'5
>dominant
>genetically female
>doesnt want kids/doesnt have kids
>age between 18-30
The first one is the main one
I'm 24 so I think asking for someone under 30 is acceptable right?
Are you from NY or close by? You have few criteria but we might be compatible
A couple states away from NY
Well is it okay if I just leave my discord and we chat a bit for the night? Vunoz#7949
>>genetically female
>>doesnt want kids/doesnt have kids
Might as well date a tranny then. Wtf.
Boys are gross tho
Plus girls smell different than guys, and I have a fetish for the lick
this is legit my only requirements for a girl
>similar or exactly same political view
>funny
>spontaneous
>loyal
>(((preferably doesn't shave)))
>also a bit on the heavier side too
Why not black?
I have no physical standards. That's not the sort of thing that bothers me. I want someone who is
>loyal
>open to discussing anything and everything theoretical without bias
>willing to help me build a home off the grid
>knows about the spavery that is society
>would go to stuff like Le Guess Who?/End Tymes/etc with me
>not white
>willing to give a dark-skinned black female his surname and virginity
>uninterested in city life
>frugal
>willing to put aside quite a bit of our moolah so that our offspring don't have to go through the anguish of state education
>somewhere around my age
>white
>shorter than me
>not a slut
>thin
that's about it.
Not many requirements but...
>heavy (like ssbbw type shit)
>decisive
>quiet
And for bonus points
>she a trap
>friendly
>supportive
>understanding
>nice
>female
You can find something to like in anyone so we would just focus on that and try to find things to do together and so on.
>ugly, so no other man wants her, but not too ugly so I don't want her
>quiet and well behaved homebody
>hard worker, at her job and at home
>only thinks about providing for us and our children and keeping our house in order
these images are so fucking cringy holy fuck this guy is stuck in the myspace era of "humor"
for a gf/wife
>my height (5'8) or taller. if that is not a possibility maybe a little short is ok, no womanlets though 5'4 would be my limit
>is into anime and videogames
>loves to cook and also lets me help her cook as well
>like to wear girly clothes and dresses
>used to be a tomboy when she was younger
>has a healthy bit of racism, knows about jews, muslims and poo in loos and other mudbloods
>has books on different political subjects
>naturally submissive
>knows her place as a woman and happy to serve that role, encourages the man to serve his role
>wants kids/loves her kids to death
>very loyal to the one she loves
GF
>Acceptable:
Loyal
Nice
Honest
Wants a family
Within age range (if you don't know it: x/2+7 min and (x-7)*2 max)
Similar political views (sounds like pol but I've known girls where everything else matched but this made us to different)
Intelligent
Educated
Shares interest or at least makes compromises on what we do together
Healthy (this also includes not being obese)
Knows what she wants in live
>Bonus:
Rather lives in a rural area
Wants a dog
Virgin
Multilingual
Honestly most of these are more important for the later success of the offspring than what I care. But it's important for kids to have two parents they can look up to or they'll lack a role model
for a bf
>ideally better at drawing than me so he can guide me
>as tall as me or taller (170 cm)
>atheist
at least i think he exists
Bedwench gg
acceptable bf
>taller than 5'2
>chubby
>funny
>has 1 or more different interests than me
lets go you can be my gf
My ideal gf is
>minimum 5'11ft
>minimum 130 iq
>rich
>attractive
>good body
>white or asian
>shoulder length hair
>obsessed with me
I'm holding out for an easy going romantic girl who is curious, dedicated to personal growth and into occasional psychedelic drug use. I don't have explicit physical deal breakers beyond obesity and neglected hygiene but some primal attraction is important.
If we were talking ideal, I would include:
>a love for food, electronic music and sci-fi.
>passionate about an art, craft or other personal project
>fit or interested in becoming more fit together
>romantic approach to sex, not into power dynamics in the bedroom
>female
>not morbidly obese or not extremely ugly
> being into black people and accepting of african culture
> biological female
> have some of the same interests
> good with kids
> ginger or black
>either much bigger than me or much smaller
>either huge milkers or something like perky B cups
>THICC THIGHS
>switch
>should be a virgin, but 1-2 partners are also acceptable
>white, blonde hair, blue eyes
>loves cuddling
>wants children
>leglocks
I know that's unicorn tier. but I am pretty chad when it comes to looks, so if I get my autism in check I might even be able to get one of those
>virgin
>biological female
>same race
>around the same height or taller
>not fat
>same age or slightly older
>shared views and interests
I'm already fully aware this doesn't exist for one living in male-land, no need to tell me.
>biological male (can identify as girl as long as they have a penis)
>doesn't ignore me
>his face can be deformed, but not to the point it scares me
>not morbidly obese or over 40
>if he cheats, he won't tell me about it
>doesn't have really dangerous stds
>no bpd
I guess I could settle for someone worse than that, it depends on situation.
>african culture
So raping, killing, stealing, and rapping?
I'm a straight mixed (half arab) male
>Don't care about height
>Don't care about weight as long as she's not anorexic or too fat, to the point of having no figure
>Don't care about tits
>Has to be tolerable and we have to get along
>Has to be a brownskinned black girl or darker, preferably darker though
I guess maybe a plus is that she's into GFD but I'm not going to nitpick about that
Female
Lesbian
Also a weeb
Not obese (overweight is fine)
Lives nearby
Those standards are even low for a robot and especially if you should be a girl
Are you deformed yourself?
you forgot about basketball dear friend
What kind of things do you like to draw user? I wouldn't say Im great at it lmao but it is my favourite hobby
my ideal gf would be
>a bit chubby
>would love to hug/cuddle
>20-25
>understanding and loyal
Why ginger or black? They are polar opposite
Where u from?
Why does that guy look like a botched attempt of an AI generating a face?
I'm not deformed, but I have L-shaped jaw. I usually cover it with my hair, but it looks abysmal with my hair up. I'm also taller than average (being tall is associated with masculinity, so it's unattractive), literally autistic and I have no romantic experience.
>not too tall
>biological female
>Not a kaffer or coolie
>not fat
bf
either cute and subby or pretty and dominant
nice
a little autistic and commitment issues like me
good hugs
even if you think that user, those standards seem unfair to you, plus there are loads of guys who like taller girls. And well, being autistic is a given for most of us here.
Are you a female (female) and black?
Location? oriiiigg
Dont care as long as she is ok with third world conditions
If you post some contact info I'm sure you could find someone who would fit those criteria here + not even cheat on you
I'd cuddle you 4ever
Thank you for being so kind, but I'm just being realistic. I don't deserve someone better than that, that's just how it is. I think my approach is better than deluding myself that I have a shot at obtaining sweet and patient bf.
If you don't have high standards regarding looks you could easily get a sweet and patient bf
yes female (female) but im white
illinois
That's not true unfortunately.
I think we both know how it always ends
Why don't you think you deserve better? I think I know where you're coming from and I know how hard it can be to let yourself actually want something good for yourself. But the standards like him not telling you if he cheats are heartbreaking to see desu.
Where do you live?
Also am a lesbian and like anime.
Here talk to me, you got nothing to lose
That guy is probably just a bitter incel who hates women just for the sake of hating them, it's best not to use that post as an example of how things would go every time
>how it always ends
You've talked to and showed your face to that many people?
Oh, I live in Iowa.
I'm interested in black women, sorry
I live in Oregon rn.
Ahh I live in Ohio. Quite unfortunate
Yes, it is true
Do you realize that 99% of women would never give a guy thats 3/10 or below a chance? So you pretty much have all that pool for yourself. And yeah there are a few assholes under them, but you cant tell me that you seriously think that there is no 3/10 and below guy who would be happy with you and nice to you
For gf
>Any height
>Any body type that's not anorexic or ssbbw
>doesn't go out much
>Into fighting games or games in general
>Likes different types of music
>Into anime and manga
>Likes horror movies and related things
>Isn't a complete normie/Stacy
>Not a slut
>Can hold a conversation about things mentioned above
>Doesn't have a problem with me being black
It doesn't even have to check all the boxes just some
>be biologically female
>don't browse this board
>intelligent
>mature
>don't have crippling mental illnesses
>not obease
>Not very social
>hates capitalism
No, just to one person, and we even ended up "e-dating". It turned out he was "dating" multiple girls at once, and he was making fun of my autistic rants with his friends. I forgave him but he ghosted me anyway. I don't want to go through this humiliation again, I think I'll just wait for sentient AI husbandos. Sorry to be so pathetic, I'm just venting.
>biological female
>at least 5'4
>white
>lives in east coast usa
>not a thot
>roughly my age (so 18-24)
that's about it
Do you live in europe?. I'm not very picky when it comes to looks and at this point in my life i'm more attracted to personality than physical apearance
Not that user, but I love Kaneoya's art style
I have the same hollow eyes that she draws her characters with
For gf
>traditional values (looking to start a family, enjoys traditional gender roles, loyal, etc.)
>likes the outdoors, animals, farming
>light eyes
>minimal to no tattoos
That actually sounds like me other than Ive never farmed before.
Me too, I liked her artbook a lot. It's not that expensive and it's full of interesting observations and beautiful art, I really recommend it!
But a gf who goes on autistic rants like I do seems ideal ;_;
But What are your interests (fem?)user?
What's your age retard
I downloaded one of her books (Idk if she has multiple) from a lolcow thread. I use some of the pics as avatars online.
>Age 18-28
>Pretty
>Mature, able to settle an argument without screaming
>I enjoy being around her
Bonus for long term:
>Wants kids
My standards:
>any height
>thick but under 250 lbs
>likes to cuddle
>similar sense of humor/tastes in movies
>likes skinnyfit/ottermode guys w/long hair
and that's pretty much it
Interested in leaving contact info? I've never really farmed before either, but I have the land for it, and it's always been
my longterm goal.
If you leave your discord or something then I'll add you. Not real comfortable with leaving my contact info on here.
So you guys that "have no standards" and jist want her to be genetically female and not obese would go for an unhygienic retard? Doubt it.
Yeah of course, I'd just encourage her to be more hygienic and help her look after herself, plus I'm a retard too.
My guy I'm desperate as fuck. As long as we have something to talk about then he'll yeah
>biological female
>isn't fat or deformed
>can cook and clean
>doesn't have an attachment to living in an urban area
>wants to have kids some day
>white
That's about it.