Acceptable gf/bf thread

Benjamin Williams
Benjamin Williams

haven't been to r9k in a while, let's give this a go.

write what your acceptable levels are for a girl/guy you'd be happy with.

shorter than 5'11"
has not big boobs and not big ass (I want small-medium firm ones)
knows how to cook
virgin
not fat
that's about it I'd say. What about you, user?

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Camden Stewart
Camden Stewart

not be black
don't be morbidly obese

That's it for me basically.

Parker Morris
Parker Morris

I thought about the black thing too, but what if she was a really cute trad waifu that would be loyal and sweet to you?

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

Ooff then I don't know. If she's a weeb then yeah sure.

Ryder Morales
Ryder Morales

be a girl
love me
That's pretty much it. At this point I have zero standards

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

what if they are really old?
I'm sure if you go to retirement homes you can find a few single ladies *wink wink*

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

Can't be older than 1.5x my age
Female
At least a little bit dominant or willing to play into my fantasies of getting dominated once or twice.

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

Over 40 is a no go for me, that's probably it though

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

doesn't take three hours to respond to texts
shorter or same height
kind of a cunt
enjoys talking about stupid shit
not past chubby-tier
my age or 5-10 years older
hit me up fembots

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Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

isn't obese
is loyal
actually likes me
It feels sad even writing that out.

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

flat
struggling with post-anorexia
exercises

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

this would be my ideal gf

shorter than 5.7
Petite yet curvy body
cute face
no std
chill easy going personality
likes to go out 1 or 2 times a week
Secure of herself
No mental issues.

Im starting to think im going to die alone.

Jose Edwards
Jose Edwards

don't be obese
don't be black
That's about it.

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

well no shit faggot, Im asking acceptable, not ideal.

those are some shitty ideal traits too bro

Parker Peterson
Parker Peterson

cute
not ugly
not a total bitch
acknowledges my existence and accepts me as a person
That's just about it

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

fuck you, i dont do "acceptable" anymore.
i dated a few crazy bitches for being "acceptable" and my life went to hell.
wanna make it easy?
No tall bitches
No fat bitches
No crazy bitches
no orc faces.

thats all. Still impossible to get in this era.
Im a good looking guy, i make people laugh with jokes, i can have interesting conversations with people from around the globe and enjoy dancing, yet, all the girls i know are fucked up in the brain or looking for something that i have no clue what the fuck is.

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

amen my nigger.

there are very few 'good' girls, and those are swooped up by chads looking to settle

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

biological female
white
under 30
introverted
serious about a committed relationship
wants children

James Cox
James Cox

gf
at least a 5/10
smart
funny(or at least shares my sense of humor)

i've been in a relationship where my partner was out of my league but incredibly boring and kinda dumb. the sex was fire but actually doing relationship stuff sucked.

Cooper Gomez
Cooper Gomez

Bf
wants to get married and have children
knows how to cook
patient and understanding
will watch romantic anime and movies with
over 5'5

David Allen
David Allen

dominant
genetically female
doesnt want kids/doesnt have kids
age between 18-30
The first one is the main one
I'm 24 so I think asking for someone under 30 is acceptable right?

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

Are you from NY or close by? You have few criteria but we might be compatible

Blake Hughes
Blake Hughes

A couple states away from NY

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

Well is it okay if I just leave my discord and we chat a bit for the night? Vunoz#7949

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

genetically female
doesnt want kids/doesnt have kids
Might as well date a tranny then. Wtf.

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

Boys are gross tho
Plus girls smell different than guys, and I have a fetish for the lick

Noah Young
Noah Young

this is legit my only requirements for a girl
similar or exactly same political view
funny
spontaneous
loyal
(((preferably doesn't shave)))
also a bit on the heavier side too

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Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

Why not black?

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Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

I have no physical standards. That's not the sort of thing that bothers me. I want someone who is
loyal
open to discussing anything and everything theoretical without bias
willing to help me build a home off the grid
knows about the spavery that is society

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

would go to stuff like Le Guess Who?/End Tymes/etc with me
not white
willing to give a dark-skinned black female his surname and virginity
uninterested in city life
frugal
willing to put aside quite a bit of our moolah so that our offspring don't have to go through the anguish of state education

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

somewhere around my age
white
shorter than me
not a slut
thin
that's about it.

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

Not many requirements but...
heavy (like ssbbw type shit)
decisive
quiet
And for bonus points
she a trap

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

friendly
supportive
understanding
nice
female

You can find something to like in anyone so we would just focus on that and try to find things to do together and so on.

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

ugly, so no other man wants her, but not too ugly so I don't want her
quiet and well behaved homebody
hard worker, at her job and at home
only thinks about providing for us and our children and keeping our house in order

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

these images are so fucking cringy holy fuck this guy is stuck in the myspace era of "humor"

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

for a gf/wife
my height (5'8) or taller. if that is not a possibility maybe a little short is ok, no womanlets though 5'4 would be my limit
is into anime and videogames
loves to cook and also lets me help her cook as well
like to wear girly clothes and dresses
used to be a tomboy when she was younger
has a healthy bit of racism, knows about jews, muslims and poo in loos and other mudbloods
has books on different political subjects
naturally submissive
knows her place as a woman and happy to serve that role, encourages the man to serve his role
wants kids/loves her kids to death
very loyal to the one she loves

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Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

GF
Acceptable:
Loyal
Nice
Honest
Wants a family
Within age range (if you don't know it: x/2+7 min and (x-7)*2 max)
Similar political views (sounds like pol but I've known girls where everything else matched but this made us to different)
Intelligent
Educated
Shares interest or at least makes compromises on what we do together
Healthy (this also includes not being obese)
Knows what she wants in live

Bonus:
Rather lives in a rural area
Wants a dog
Virgin
Multilingual

Honestly most of these are more important for the later success of the offspring than what I care. But it's important for kids to have two parents they can look up to or they'll lack a role model

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

for a bf

ideally better at drawing than me so he can guide me
as tall as me or taller (170 cm)
atheist

at least i think he exists

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

Bedwench gg

William Baker
William Baker

acceptable bf
taller than 5'2
chubby
funny
has 1 or more different interests than me

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

lets go you can be my gf

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

My ideal gf is
minimum 5'11ft
minimum 130 iq
rich
attractive
good body
white or asian
shoulder length hair
obsessed with me

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Connor Carter
Connor Carter

I'm holding out for an easy going romantic girl who is curious, dedicated to personal growth and into occasional psychedelic drug use. I don't have explicit physical deal breakers beyond obesity and neglected hygiene but some primal attraction is important.

If we were talking ideal, I would include:
a love for food, electronic music and sci-fi.
passionate about an art, craft or other personal project
fit or interested in becoming more fit together
romantic approach to sex, not into power dynamics in the bedroom

Lucas Fisher
Lucas Fisher

female
not morbidly obese or not extremely ugly

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

being into black people and accepting of african culture
biological female
have some of the same interests
good with kids
ginger or black

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Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

either much bigger than me or much smaller
either huge milkers or something like perky B cups
THICC THIGHS
switch
should be a virgin, but 1-2 partners are also acceptable
white, blonde hair, blue eyes
loves cuddling
wants children
leglocks
I know that's unicorn tier. but I am pretty chad when it comes to looks, so if I get my autism in check I might even be able to get one of those

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

virgin
biological female
same race
around the same height or taller
not fat
same age or slightly older
shared views and interests
I'm already fully aware this doesn't exist for one living in male-land, no need to tell me.

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

biological male (can identify as girl as long as they have a penis)
doesn't ignore me
his face can be deformed, but not to the point it scares me
not morbidly obese or over 40
if he cheats, he won't tell me about it
doesn't have really dangerous stds
no bpd
I guess I could settle for someone worse than that, it depends on situation.

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Christian Davis
Christian Davis

african culture

So raping, killing, stealing, and rapping?

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

I'm a straight mixed (half arab) male

Don't care about height
Don't care about weight as long as she's not anorexic or too fat, to the point of having no figure
Don't care about tits
Has to be tolerable and we have to get along
Has to be a brownskinned black girl or darker, preferably darker though

I guess maybe a plus is that she's into GFD but I'm not going to nitpick about that

Julian Mitchell
Julian Mitchell

Female
Lesbian
Also a weeb
Not obese (overweight is fine)
Lives nearby

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

Those standards are even low for a robot and especially if you should be a girl
Are you deformed yourself?

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

you forgot about basketball dear friend

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

What kind of things do you like to draw user? I wouldn't say Im great at it lmao but it is my favourite hobby

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

my ideal gf would be

a bit chubby
would love to hug/cuddle
20-25
understanding and loyal

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

Why ginger or black? They are polar opposite
Where u from?

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

Why does that guy look like a botched attempt of an AI generating a face?

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

I'm not deformed, but I have L-shaped jaw. I usually cover it with my hair, but it looks abysmal with my hair up. I'm also taller than average (being tall is associated with masculinity, so it's unattractive), literally autistic and I have no romantic experience.

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

not too tall
biological female
Not a kaffer or coolie
not fat

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Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

bf
either cute and subby or pretty and dominant
nice
a little autistic and commitment issues like me
good hugs

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

even if you think that user, those standards seem unfair to you, plus there are loads of guys who like taller girls. And well, being autistic is a given for most of us here.

Cooper Harris
Cooper Harris

Are you a female (female) and black?

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

Location? oriiiigg

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

Dont care as long as she is ok with third world conditions

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John Edwards
John Edwards

If you post some contact info I'm sure you could find someone who would fit those criteria here + not even cheat on you

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

I'd cuddle you 4ever

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

Thank you for being so kind, but I'm just being realistic. I don't deserve someone better than that, that's just how it is. I think my approach is better than deluding myself that I have a shot at obtaining sweet and patient bf.

Asher Green
Asher Green

If you don't have high standards regarding looks you could easily get a sweet and patient bf

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

yes female (female) but im white
illinois

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

That's not true unfortunately.

I think we both know how it always ends
jowforums.com/thread/53364519/anecdotes

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Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

Why don't you think you deserve better? I think I know where you're coming from and I know how hard it can be to let yourself actually want something good for yourself. But the standards like him not telling you if he cheats are heartbreaking to see desu.

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

Where do you live?
Also am a lesbian and like anime.

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

[email protected]

Here talk to me, you got nothing to lose

Cameron Cooper
Cameron Cooper

That guy is probably just a bitter incel who hates women just for the sake of hating them, it's best not to use that post as an example of how things would go every time

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

how it always ends
You've talked to and showed your face to that many people?

Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

Oh, I live in Iowa.

I'm interested in black women, sorry

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

I live in Oregon rn.

Joseph James
Joseph James

Ahh I live in Ohio. Quite unfortunate

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

Yes, it is true
Do you realize that 99% of women would never give a guy thats 3/10 or below a chance? So you pretty much have all that pool for yourself. And yeah there are a few assholes under them, but you cant tell me that you seriously think that there is no 3/10 and below guy who would be happy with you and nice to you

Brandon Moore
Brandon Moore

For gf
Any height
Any body type that's not anorexic or ssbbw
doesn't go out much
Into fighting games or games in general
Likes different types of music
Into anime and manga
Likes horror movies and related things
Isn't a complete normie/Stacy
Not a slut
Can hold a conversation about things mentioned above
Doesn't have a problem with me being black

It doesn't even have to check all the boxes just some

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Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

be biologically female
don't browse this board
intelligent
mature
don't have crippling mental illnesses
not obease
Not very social
hates capitalism

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

No, just to one person, and we even ended up "e-dating". It turned out he was "dating" multiple girls at once, and he was making fun of my autistic rants with his friends. I forgave him but he ghosted me anyway. I don't want to go through this humiliation again, I think I'll just wait for sentient AI husbandos. Sorry to be so pathetic, I'm just venting.

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Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

biological female
at least 5'4
white
lives in east coast usa
not a thot
roughly my age (so 18-24)

that's about it

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

Do you live in europe?. I'm not very picky when it comes to looks and at this point in my life i'm more attracted to personality than physical apearance

Chase Powell
Chase Powell

Not that user, but I love Kaneoya's art style

I have the same hollow eyes that she draws her characters with

William Hall
William Hall

For gf
traditional values (looking to start a family, enjoys traditional gender roles, loyal, etc.)
likes the outdoors, animals, farming
light eyes
minimal to no tattoos

Luke Phillips
Luke Phillips

That actually sounds like me other than Ive never farmed before.

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

Me too, I liked her artbook a lot. It's not that expensive and it's full of interesting observations and beautiful art, I really recommend it!

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Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

But a gf who goes on autistic rants like I do seems ideal ;_;

Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

But What are your interests (fem?)user?

Carson Moore
Carson Moore

What's your age retard

Aiden Ortiz
Aiden Ortiz

I downloaded one of her books (Idk if she has multiple) from a lolcow thread. I use some of the pics as avatars online.

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

Age 18-28
Pretty
Mature, able to settle an argument without screaming
I enjoy being around her
Bonus for long term:
Wants kids

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

My standards:
any height
thick but under 250 lbs
likes to cuddle
similar sense of humor/tastes in movies
likes skinnyfit/ottermode guys w/long hair
and that's pretty much it

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Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

Interested in leaving contact info? I've never really farmed before either, but I have the land for it, and it's always been
my longterm goal.

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

If you leave your discord or something then I'll add you. Not real comfortable with leaving my contact info on here.

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

So you guys that "have no standards" and jist want her to be genetically female and not obese would go for an unhygienic retard? Doubt it.

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

Yeah of course, I'd just encourage her to be more hygienic and help her look after herself, plus I'm a retard too.

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

My guy I'm desperate as fuck. As long as we have something to talk about then he'll yeah

Christopher White
Christopher White

biological female
isn't fat or deformed
can cook and clean
doesn't have an attachment to living in an urban area
wants to have kids some day
white

That's about it.

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

That's probably a good thing too...Hawk#6579

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

Would you be equally happy with a commie gf and a fascist gf who both hated capitalism?

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

likes me
enjoys the time she spends with me
listen to what I have to say
not a wale
Don't care about anything else

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

around 5' 8"
brown, shoulder-length hair
trim physique
around 90lbs
vegetarian
feminist
cute voice
cute facial features
always considerate of others
no shyness whatsoever, outgoing

Basically if it isn't her then I'm becoming a monk

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Caleb Clark
Caleb Clark

I think i have seen you post about this on cc before

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

I'm into into black people and I accept African culture!
That sounds like something one of the characters from Get Out would say.

Christopher Rogers
Christopher Rogers

biological female
caring and affectionate personality
white (light eyes a plus)
not obese
wants kids
american or is at least willing to move

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

a person who I like very much
caring and affectionate, but with actual empathy and emotions
any race or religion, because that shit doesn't matter
healthy physique
relationship isn't contingent on children, and if children do occur then only one
any nationality, borders are just bureaucratic nonsense

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

any race or religion, because that shit doesn't matter
heh

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

I'm already a 28yo HHKV. Can't afford to hold out for a very specific kind of person because I'm not a dude who can produce healthy sperm even when I'm 67.

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

5'8
90 lbs
that's extremely underweight retard

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

I meant to say 100. Suck my dick you faggot

Colton Miller
Colton Miller

rather than simply owning up to your mistake, you pathetically try to save face and acting needlessly defensive about it

good job

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

can't be younger
can't be smaller than me because it means he would be a literal midget
can't have acne
can't be 100% mentally healthy cause i would feel like a burden in the relation

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

What do you want me to say, my bad? Bitchass BMI knowing, what the fuck are you doing you cock sucker

Owen Taylor
Owen Taylor

But, how old are you user? originally ofc

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

18
easy guess why i wouldn't want younger

Jordan Kelly
Jordan Kelly

Ah because they'd be too immature, I get that, although saying that I'm not mature at all for my age

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

can't be smaller than me because it means he would be a literal midget
How tall are you?

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Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

Are you willing to post contact? Also where from?

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

Did the bear kill them though

James Barnes
James Barnes

what is this dumb femdom shit

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

5'0
no contact but if you post i might call you. not american

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

is not ugly or obese
is not mean
likes or finds me interesting in some way
Those are my highly unrealistic requirements for a gf.

Dylan Martinez
Dylan Martinez

Wait you want me to post contact? I'm not American either but I am highly retarded

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

yeah
where from?
also everyone here is kind of retarded

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

If you're european feel free to drop off your discord
[email protected]

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

Loyal
Minimum 6/10
Any personality acceptable as long as she's not downright annoying

If i want to have children with her
Under 22
At least 5'7
120+ IQ

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

Britain, and yeah I suppose we're all on the spectrum a bit, here's a contact though, altairia#3380

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Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

within a foot of my height (i prefer taller though)
not obese
at least tolerates my autism hobbies
loyal/honest
gentle/hardcore dominant unless im depressed and need le mommy gf

in my experience that last one is what makes finding a compatible partner so difficult for people like me, thank god i got lucky and found one a few months ago. wifing her asap

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Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

Maybe, but in my experience fascist girls tend to be nuts. Nice satan trips btw

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

how did you find that user, pls I need that in my life

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

minimum:
not obese, can be chubby
virgin if 15-19 years old (euro here, legal); one or two long term past partners if 20-24 years old; three long term past partners if 25-28. not promiscuous
has a face that doesn't look outright bad, slightly below average is enough
is not a bitchy cunt and loves me and does cute things to me
close enough ethnically that we wouldn't be considered interracial