Why dont more girls have short hair? Just cut your hair, its impossible to find short hair girls...

Why dont more girls have short hair? Just cut your hair, its impossible to find short hair girls, let alone get one to date me.

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It's so nice to see short haired girls, but don't encourage it. I don't want braindead Staceys making a trend of it. Part of the appeal is knowing that the woman is making a personal choice to make her appearance say "fuck society".

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Original statement, but also true

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A lot of girls don't have the face shape for it. You have to be skinny for it to look okay

Short hair isn't feminine or mature. You're gay or a pedophile. Find out which one.

If a woman isn't skinny, then the rest of her appearance doesn't matter anyway.

>choice to make her appearance say "fuck society".
Having short hair feels great, it's low maintenance, easier to clean and you never need to brush it.

It isn't so much against society as it is more an egalitarian rejection of sexist stereotypes.

I 100% support skinheads and buzzers alike! I'm one myself!

BTW: buzzing your hair short when you weren't in the military was considered a nerd cliche in the states in the 50s.

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>it is more an egalitarian rejection of sexist stereotypes
"fuck society"

>"fuck society"
Society isn't made up of sexists and cowards.

WE ARE SOCIETY.

We're merely telling those assholes to GTFO.

>reeeeeee why dont women conform to my beauty standards
:^)

>Society isn't made up of sexists and cowards
It literally is though.

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>It literally is though.
That is only a small portion of our society which is dysfunctional. Look at the actions of these people over only the past year! They've reduced their own taxes, imposed heavy taxes on others, removed limits on their right to restrict the rights of others and so on.

What have they actually accomplished?

"Well, all of that, duh?" - One of the morons.

Cutting off your own dick IN FEAR because you're a pathetic coward is NOT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.

These cowards do not represent the majority of humanity... just that some of us are cowardly enough to be easily manipulated and fall prey to them. Those of us with courage to stand up need to stand up strong and support our brothers as we save them from the faggy old men they're being manipulated by.

WE NEED TO GIVE SOCIETY SOME VIAGRA.

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... as a suppository, if need be.

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Holy shit you're a dumb faggot. I hope you succeed in fucking everything up. I don't have any skin in the race, so I really don't care what happens to society. It'd just be nice to imagine the look on your face after you make society crumble and some beefy dude caves your skull in with a large rock.

Also females out there, I don't know what the right term would be exactly, but I'd be honored if you'd let me call you "bro."

... I mean the only other option I can think of is "comrade" ... which has some negative connotations too.

Not that you don't have some sexy tits and ass, you do all the things a female is designed to do... just that I don't give any regard to the sexist concept of "woman" and that the things I care about are SO MUCH MORE than just the sexy ones.

... although I mean, they are super sexy and I also care about them a ton. I mean like HEAPS.

>some beefy dude caves your skull in with a large rock.
Imagine the look on your face when you realize I'm that dude. You don't need to stop being afraid, but you do need to realize I'm the one guarding your back.

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Like I said, I don't have any skin in the race. I'm never reproducing and I'm ready to blow my brains out as soon as society gets fucked to the point I would have to live like an animal.

God, I know this feel too well. Girls think short hair looks bad or dykish or something but it looks so damn cute.
Pedophile then.

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>being a slave to society
Don't bother blowing your brains out, I'll do it for you with pleasure.

Being a slave to society is infinitely better than being a slave to nature. Most people have the opportunity to return to being a slave to nature, but we all choose to be a slave to society because nature fucking blows.

>we all choose to be a slave to society
No we don't, and I never did. Nature is way better than society. Not like you're given a choice either, just try returning to nature and see what happens. See if they let you do it.

If you try returning to nature, you have way bigger problems than someone "coming after you". The biggest hurdle in returning to nature is not dying. Besides, some people do return to nature. If you really wanted to, I'm sure you could find a spot in the middle of nowhere where no one would bother you or even realize you're there. By not even attempting to locate such a place, you're choosing to live as a slave to society. There's literally nothing forcing you to stay here, unless you're in like China or North Korea.

Society vs. Nature is a false dilemma.

Again:
WE ARE SOCIETY.
WE ARE NATURE.
WE ARE WINNING.
Our enemies have no hope.

Incorrect on all accounts.

I did try. Got brought back, labelled "mentally ill". Turns out I was committing a crime just by living off the land. There's laws against it, you know. And they'll come for you. Ever heard of WACO?

>Ever heard of WACO
You mean when those people tried to create their own SOCIETY on US soil?

How'd we make it this far? Pure luck I guess? All with one-in-infinity (infinitesimal) odds too! WOW.

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True odds = 1/1. We win. Now either GTFO or play me again.

>US soil
good goyim

>tfw girl
>tfw want to buzzcut
>tfw can't because my forehead is huge

Suffering

Post your forehead, so men can decide whether or not its a good idea for you to buzz your hair.

Because short hair looks really bad on me and the last time I cut my hair short in high school everyone bullied me even more than they already did.

If you were already getting bullied as a female, you never stood a chance.

>my forehead is huge
Prove it and rub it on my belly. You know they call it the "big sky" in the plains in the central areas of north america because everything is totally flat and you can see for hundreds of miles in every direction.

The sky is really the same size as anywhere else though... and standing on the peaks in the rockies and seeing it feels even bigger.

That's probably true unoriginally

>last time I cut my hair short in high school everyone bullied me
Everyone bullied me and when I started to shave my head they said "you look like that kid who does a school shooting", so I replied "don't worry, we're buds, I won't shoot you you're not on my list".

Oh. I just cried in the bathroom nearly everyday.

>standing on the peaks in the rockies and seeing it feels even bigger.
I think this photo is from the coast range and not the rockies... too lazy to track some good ones down.

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I dropped out and never went back. I got my grade 9 though!
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>tfw can totally relate to ricky

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I got as far as grade 10. It's hard as a man for people to see that you were too stupid to pass basic education.

I have short hair because long hair touching me makes me uncomfortable, I have no idea why

Autism causes touch sensitivity.

Go for a non-mixed black female who has had natural hair for 5+ years and who still isn't beyond the "mini afro" stage. It will likely remain "short."

I often think about cutting my hair (more for practical reasons than aesthetics) but being the retard I am I'm sure I'd miss my hair the second I cut it.

Remember robots, Reddit is among us.

>Part of the appeal is knowing that the woman is making a personal choice to make her appearance say "fuck society"
How do you tell apart alt thots from women who genuinely have non-NPC opinions? And how do you detect non-NPC women who don't dress/look crazy at all? From what I can tell, plenty of Staceys with "rebellious" appearances have more orbiters than they can count because men somehow don't notice how generic she is as a person just because of her dyed hair/tats/etc.

There's this new technique called "having a conversation" that easily allows you to weed out such people.

Would you bother trying out that technique with a girl who had fuck society opinions but dressed in a way that didn't indicate this at all?

>Reddit is among us.
Just FYI, I've never used reddit once in my life. When my boss was fagging off about how cool reddit was back in 2008 (I was developing software) I told him it seems like a bunch of uneducated faggots... he said he only thought it was cool because sometimes someone posted something mildly funny, but rarely there were super funny posts because not everyone was some young 14 y/o loser.

Flash forward a decade... Here we are and all you losers are grown up, but you forgot to "grow up" and never actually learned anything of value.

Such as: "What is a paragraph?"

I wouldn't go out of my way to do it, but it could obviously happen without actively trying. Without anything to tip me off that such opinions may be lurking in her mind, there'd be too much of a chance that they don't, so it wouldn't be worth actively pursuing such a thing with literally every woman.

Yes, healthy adults have conversations with other healthy adults every day instead of hanging out in mom's basement playing video games and jerking off.

How can you post a post with any higher density of deluded buzzwords?

>femanons are literally choosing to not be this adorable

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Looks like a twink man with tits and makeup. Just admit that you're gay.

>healthy conversations
I wonder how effective that truly is when dyed hair/piercings/etc seems to inhibit the ability of certain men to think straight. During my masters degree I met girls who dressed plainly that were doing PhDs in Robotics/Engineering/etc and weren't getting much male attention at all. I would think that's as un-Stacey as you can get. On the other hand, I knew an obese girl with the Skrillex cut who and was still in an "open relationship" because men had no problem sharing a woman who looked different with other men over having a woman who was actually different all to themselves. But if you have escaped this trap and have a good eye for people then good for you.

That's just differentiation... standard stuff really. If you blend in with a group you'll be less likely to get any different level of attention. If you're the lone unique individual you'll get far more attention because you likely stand out equally for everyone.

It's like a predator picking prey... the limping calf gets targeted. Picking prey from a uniform herd of healthy animals is not only extremely difficult, it's extremely dangerous. By picking out the one with a limp you can focus your attention and get far better results.

Ironically when everyone chooses to make themselves look unique, everyone ends up blending together all the same :)

One major factor is that by differentiating herself, she communicated a desire (whether intentional or not) for greater focus from others. In the case that was her intention it means that men seeking a partner would have far higher success focusing on her... honestly because she intentionally made herself "easy".

Choosing the one perfect grain of sand on a beach is something altogether different. Only the most fortunate of us succeed at that.

>because she intentionally made herself "easy".
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I'm not very cute or smart and I may not be your type but I will put everything into this differentiation ritual in an attempt to ask you to go out with me!!

hnhnhn

>differentiation ritual
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>I'm sure I'd miss my hair the second I cut it.
Hair does grow. Once you cut it to buzz level like 1/4" or less, it needs to be cut really often (2 weeks?) and just won't stop growing back.

Yes but at my current length, if I went for hair like , it'd take me months, probably a year to get back to my old length.

>a sentence is a paragraph
Reddit, ladies and gentlemen.

because long hair looks alot better

why do you want to get rid of your hair?

I know one and she is busy gaslighting me

>liking women with short hair makes you gay or a pedofile

Well you arent in high school anymore

>>a paragraph is a set of one or more sentences sharing a common topic

>Reddit, ladies and gentlemen.
vcard for life amirite!?

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