Tell us your life story in exactly five lines of greentext

Tell us your life story in exactly five lines of greentext

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>introduced to sex as a kid
>ugly and hated by peers
>come to understand and accept being human trash
>give up on everything
>become tranny
the sixth line will be my suicide

>born in 3rd world small town
>move to America
>because of move, become socially challenged
>live life until high school alone or with few friends
>writing this from parents home

>conceived by 2 drug faggots
>grew up with unbiological family
>no sense of self, BPD
>abuse and drug use as expected by my genetic disposition
>sobered up, now 24 year old degenerate nervous fag on Jow Forums

>lets start this off without any words
>i got so high
>scratched til i bled
>i love myself better than you i know its wrong what should i do
> im on a plane i cant complain

>dad leaves me, my sis and my mom
>be really depressed for a long ass time
>switch schools alot of times
>magically find right medication and be happy boy
>get job and continue on with life

>Average / slightly awkward childhood
>Started to browse stuff at 12/13
>15yo full degenerate / autistic + depression / anxiety
>Kinda got better the next 5 years
>Meh now, optimistic but also rushes of suicidal thoughts and stuff often, cope with it by drinking

>born
>grow up to be a chad
>athletic, handsome and smart
>puberty hits
>unathletic, ugly and stupid

>born to a good family
>considered the smartest kid in school
>have relationships, sex
>never once been happy, suicidal since young childhood
>wish I could give my life and body to someone less fortunate than me who would actually appreciate it


so yeah, anyone wanna track me down and butcher me so they can wear my skin like silence of the lambs? I think that would be a very romantic way to go.

>born into cookie cutter suburban household
>have good childhood until being put into public school and my dad dies
>always changing schools for no good reason so no friends stuck
>wallow in escapism behind a screen during all of this
>live out of moms basement finding odd jobs and getting denied from colleges

>born
>raised by stay at home dad with mild psychological issues
>top student at school and fat
>mediocre student at high school and fat
>good student at college and not fat
Real fucking rollercoaster.

>wasted childhood by trying to hard to fit in
>wasted middle school years by being too unattractive for girls
>wasted high school years by browsing Jow Forums all day instead of living in real life
>wasted college years by not learning anything or talking to anyone
>wasting the rest of my life by being too stupid to do anything useful

>born
>chad cyborg as a child
>catastrophic injury
>become shut in
>been robot for far too long now with no going back

>born somewhere in Europe
>molested
>move to America
>everybody hates you
>play the clown to gain affection

>born in 1st world
>high iq and attractive
>mother has NPD and father is alcoholic
>no social skills, always alone but many girls romanticised my behaviour and asked me out.
>trying to improve my life rn.

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>grew up upper-middle class
>stable, loving family
>ignored legitimate career and life-changing opportunities for frivolous things like videogames and hedonistic pursuits
>next month i turn 23 and still neet, having made nothing of my life
>contemplating ending my shit

someone please tell me i'm not the only one

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Don't feel like greentexting my shit life, but most of you here have it fairly easy. What the hell is your problem, pussies.

absolutely same except im turning 27

>not dead yet
>not dead yet
>not dead yet
>not dead yet
>not dead yet

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glad to hear. what do you do all day?

>no ideals and reasons to live
>feel bad
>find them and life becomes great
>ideal died and reason was lost
>strive for another one now.

>Broken home
>Sexually active since 3yo
>School's pagliacci
>Virgin, 60% gay and tons of degenerate fetishes
>Highschool dropout without social skills

>it's all a joke
>it's all a joke
>it's all a joke
>it's all a joke
>it's all a joke

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>chiraq low mid class
>lots of opportunities due to academics and interests
>throw it all away for high school sweetheart
>ghosted
>23yr old armyfag life taker, heartbreaker

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>parents got divorced and had to switch schools around age 8
>get mercilessly bullied between grades 6 and 11, acted out violently and sometimes illegally
>graduated as an awkward, angry autist but made good friends who were intelligent but somewhat socially savvy, encouraging me to travel and calling me out whenever I sperged
>eventually traveled to 45+ countries, struggled heavily with university but re-enrolled, 4.0'd my last two years and got into a good grad program
>tfw now a PhD candidate and have a GF

Feels good, lads. Still have a long way to go, but I'm happy that I've been out of middle and high school for longer than I was in both together.

Nevertheless, it's hard to escape the past. Earlier today, I couldn't shake off the anger of how incompetent my school administrators were. Every fucking time I'd try to shake off my bullies or "tell an adult," there'd be no consequence for the bad kids and the abuse would only get worse. But whenever I tried to stick up for myself, I'd invariably get detention, Saturday school or threats of suspension.

Fuck my pencil-necked fucking principal and half the fucking educators from that school. I'll never forget the look of the cunt teacher who just covered her mouth and gasped when a kid I'd never talked to clocked me in the throat for no reason whatsoever. Just fucking stared, hand on her lips, and didn't say a word until I'd composed myself and walked back into class.

>the tatami galaxy
>welcome to the Nhk
>poopipuou
>Pipopopipopip
>pooupiooqyrlwje

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>muh dick
That sums it up!

>Born to poor single mother who's BPD
>Taken by Child Protective Services when I was 8 and then returned shortly after
>Went through school never fitting in, only made 2 people I could consider to be friends but I later moved state and only kept in contact with these 2 digitally
>Due to large concentration issues and slow brain I heavily struggled through school
>Terrified of entering into the real world, I find myself on my last year of high school and unsure of what to do

>molested a cat when I was younger (still haunts me, cat committed an a hero)
>briefly did drugs and became until my parents found out, had to stop socialising to stop the fire from spreading
>currently in foreign country about to start uni and I'm just slowly turning into a hermit
>literally counting the days until I'm dead

>Be stuck in shitty small town
>Be on probation for being black
>Stuck inside because its too cold to go outside
>Dying of mold because parents poor as fuck
>God strikes me down every time I try to improve my life

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>Meet oneitis in college
>Lift four fucking years for her
>Blood, sweat, and tears
>Become Jow Forums Aryan male
>She chooses a fucking spic over me

Makes no sense. White women will doom the west.

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>Sexually active since 3yo

Fuck off Chad

What the hell? Fucking me.

That's your life story? Trying to win the affection of some girl?

>Be me, drilling engineer at Halliburton making 140k
>Offer it to fembots to spend on whatever they want to be my GF
>Brooke becomes my e-GF
>Takes 200 dollars for a plane ticket to Odessa to be with me
>KEKS ME WITH A NIGGER

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>Be me, Chinese Australian, moments ago
>Have conversation with parents
>They dont think Im getting any better socially
>They think I need to leave Australia and live with my grandparents to be normal
>Get sent to Guangzhou (a city in China)

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> Be 27
> Feel exactly the same as I did in high school
> Do meditation and therapy
> Realize I've actually felt the same way as I did when I was 5
> Life has been a series of the same bullshit that 5 year old me refuses to do differently

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FUCK YOU I lifted for her for FOUR FUCKING YEARS and she chose a spic over me

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>retard stoners create weed-baby to neglect
>wow weed-baby has an IQ higher than 60, dazzling, awe inspiring, let's call him a genius and tell him he's the special chosen one and leave him to his own devices completely and let him drop out of school at age 12

kill me!

>Can only post two sentences

61 IQ confirmed

Did you show her your bankai's true form?

What is a bankai? Im a gymcel not a weeaboo faggot

>grow up a dissociative borderline sociopath b/c of Jow Forums
>realize 1 day that hermitage is conducive to the development of virtuosity
>decide to dedicate my life to trying to compose contemporary high art like the Renaissance giants and other figures in history
>spent 6 years composing and fucking my life up like mad, one day playing to an empty bar, the next """"headlining""""" unpaid festivals for rich people events in the Hamptons and Nantucket
>fuck those up, disappear into exile again, in despair finally have a breakthrough, developing a truly unique and original style, voice and sound 4 months ago

I feel like Saitama. Gonna start playing out and camping out in the local studio once I move back to college in Sept

>Born to good parents.
>Got great grades through school. Moved out.
>Studied engineering, grew to dislike it.
>Graduated. Got a job. Grew to dislike it.
>Manual labor job now. Drifting. A bleak future lies ahead, no doubt.

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based ninposter

>nothing can stop me now cause i don't care anymore
>nothing can stop me now cause i don't care anymore
>nothing can stop me now cause i don't care anymore
>nothing can stop me now cause i don't care anymore
>nothing can stop me now cause i don't care anymore

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>was born
>am sad
>want to die
>it only gets worse, there is no correct solution
>lord grant me quick, painless, instant death

>7th child in catholic family
>bullied relentlessly everywhere i go
>give up on social life
>earn money to support self
>everything is okay

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Nah, the best way to go is lead poisoning

>be me
>be sad
>go through shit
>write book
>book written

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shut the fuck up about your shit book and stop trying to get attention on every single post noone fucking cares

>wake up
>have fun for a bit
>stop having fun
>remember when things were fun
>sleep

all your threads got deleted, but could I ask for a way to contact you? I looked at this expecting shit but it's actually intriguing

>fat and ugly beta male
>still in highschool
>want to die but can't do it
>depressed
>i failed my middleschool and highschool youth by playing lol all the time

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nice gay picture faggot

OK, did you show her your power level

I was you a few years ago. I slowly pieced together my life by taking a bunch of little steps. I'm currently interning in my field of work and I'm gonna graduate with a 4.0. Things can change for the better but you have to be willing to actually work and try.

>Born to bottom of the barrel parents
>Decide to kill myself once I can afford a gun
>Meet wife
>Decide to make good family for my kids, give them the best start to life possible
>Still want to kill myself every day, will do once the grand kids can take care of themselves

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>raised as precocious metrosexual child by strict mother
>peaked in middle school
>naive fatty retard w/ biebercut in highschool
>barely graduated uni and became anorexic because of stress and depression
>landed good job through sheer luck, still a betaboy faggot

>Literally Chad beloved by all Grade 1-5
>Bullied by teacher who convinces everyone i'm shit
>Never made a friend since
>Graduated with accounting but no contacts
>4 years out of work w/ 20kk debt waiting for death

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>lifting for bitches
you know who's to blame user

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>Chad young child, world is my oyster
>divorce, depression, isolation
>slow rise from the ashes
>hollow husk of a soul
>mediocre and living well below my potential

>but could I ask for a way to contact you?
No because then I'd get fucking doxxed.

>I looked at this expecting shit but it's actually intriguing
Did you actually like it? that's encouraging desu :)

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>Too much FIFA
>Opportunities not taken
>Lonely because contact stops as soon as move out from school/uni/job
>Still have desire to improve but it gets harder and harder, time not on my side
>Anxiety about dissappointing my family for not being successful or happy

You wouldn't believe it anway

>get abused daily by older siblings
>get molested
>develop autism
>get sent to retard school
>unemployable, unfriendable and unfuckable
won't kill myself tho cuz not a pussy