talk about your oneitis/experiences with past oneitis'.
Oneitis thread
Jose Ross
Lucas Thompson
>hav oneitis
>she qt
>we frenly
>i tell her i wuv her
>she say 'no we jus tectonic plates'
>i say 'i want to mix my seed with your seed to make a more robust seed'
>she say 'there is no whey'
>i get her the gluten free lactose free whey
>she say 'thanks fren' with emphasis on FREN
>i try to turn into casper the ghost and excape her orbit
>she is too heavy and i too lethargic to reach excape velocity
>i still orbit her today and we still 'tectonic' frens
me is convince mcmahon me dye of roneryniss but at lease me hav fren
Mason Rogers
branch out, find more friends and you can escape orbit. trust me user, its for the better.
Bentley Gomez
>orbited her for four years throughout college
>finally told her I loved her right after we graduated
>we agreed that there was something there a long time ago
>haven't talked to her since
>going off to join the military now
Honestly, I'm glad I don't have to watch out for her. She has a ton of emotional and health problems, and it took me a few years of knowing her to understand that. She's a good person, I guess, and I wish the best for her, but it hurts me on the inside a little bit. I guess this is the most mature way for it to end. It also hurts knowing that the experience has made me numb to love. Love like that will never happen for me again, because I know better now.
Jaxon Wood
same thing happened in that i moved past my oneitis but my ability to love feels permanently handicapped
Isaac Moore
>have oneitis
>we sometimes chat on discord and play cs;go
>lifefuel.jpg
>we sometimes talk on and off
>most of its about dumb shit
It's been 3 years since I met them and I still have a soft spot for them as well. I know they don't like me romantically but we're on good terms atleast
Robert Bennett
>have female best friend from childhood, we're both the same age
>At 12yo do everything together, first kiss and some romantic things, etc.
>develop feelings towards her, feel like we are destined to be together forever.
>fast forward
>she turns 15 and starts the roastiefication proccess
>Ask her if she wants to be my gf
>lol no
>gets some chad bf
>my parents divorce and I'm forced to move to another city
>I'm heartbroken so I cut off all contact with her
>the divorce fucked me up real good too.
>get bullied at new school
>develop social anxiety and agoraphobia
>drop out
>fast forward till today
>I'm a 22yo loser, mentally hardwired to be a social retard, no education, no job, no friends, nothing.
>She's still with the same chad bf
>They experienced everything together and she's going to get knocked up anytime soon.
If I had the balls I would have killed myself years ago
Henry Cruz
>be 12
>new girl moves in down the street, 10
>play together everyday, veterinarian, house, biking, running, etc
>always kind of liked her, but beta
>come home from college years later after not seeing her for a few years
>talking to her mom across the fence
>"oh you know user she always liked you, I think she still does. My husband always wondered why nothing happened"
>go see girl, ask to take a walk, on walk ask if she wants to go on a date
>"oh no I never saw you like that user, anyways I like girls now anyways"
William Fisher
>meet oneitis
>fall in love
>get ghosted
>repeat
Jack Nelson
>meet girl in college due to gay suite mates
>start hanging out with them because I like walks
>the girl wants to hang out with me exclusively after awhile
>calls me almost everyday to do something
>I try to pull some moves on her, she smiles at first and then makes the uncomfortable face
>she tells me she only likes fembois, and she had a crush on my gay roomate
>she still hangs out with me exclusively for awhile
>after awhile she wants to hang out with the anime club instead of me
>she starts smoking and I lose interest altogether.
That's one onetis story.
I am thankful though, she aged like shit, and became a gender non binary
Caleb James
You sound like a realistic version of Forrest Gump lmao
Wyatt Wilson
>meet her through a friend, instant crush
>get her number
>we talk daily for two months
>meet up several times
>After two months ask her out, says yes at first only to reject me the next day
>after two weeks we start talking again as if nothing happened
>go to a party with her for her birthday
>contact stops for 2 weeks again
>start talking again
>go see Endgame with her
>Go see MIB international with her
>haven't spoken in 2 weeks again
God i hope the cycle repeats again, i miss speaking with her
Wyatt Rogers
>have oneitis for 2 years during college
>start getting closer to her
>find out she was dating my best friend (i even introduced my best friend to her)
>start feeling suicidal, drop out of grad school, life is pretty much in complete shambles now
>lost contact with the girl, lost almost all my friends but the friend who was dating my oneitis is the only one who listens to my suicidal ramblings
>still haven't told him about how i felt for her, they've been together for three years now
Hehe :^)
Adrian Roberts
>Be me at 17
>Meet chubby nerdy awkward older guy at work (21)
>Gentleman, good family, smart and funny
>Become close friends over two years
>Just out the blue one day start finding him dumb hot
>Ask him out, he says no
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
>Remain friends, still chill, still do everything we used to
>Could be worse
>The next six years get to watch him blossom into a great man and an even better person
>He becomes very conventually attractive, much less awkward, turned his nerdy hobbies into incredible passions, starts making real money, all whilst still being who he is at his core
>Now miles out of my league, not like it mattered anyways
>Starts seeing me a lot more one on one, offering to pay for meals, gives me his coat if I'm cold without me asking
>His sister is away in another country at uni, so I just see it as him using me to fill in
>Spend a day together, 13+ hrs, at the end of which he jokes he'll take me home or I'll get bored of him
>Tell him we've been friends for nearly eight years, if I were gonna get bored it would've happened already
>He goes speechless, looks at me weird for a little while before taking me home
>Asks me out two days later
I don't understand men at all but it works for me, thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Ian Ross
Does it count if you actually got to fuck them, but they only see you as an easy lay/pity sex and not as anything serious?
Jack Flores
I had a oneitis when I was 16-18, then another 6 months when I was 21. She was 'raped' (he took advantage of her when she was too drunk) by a Chad at my school when we were 16. I spent 2 years trying to just be a good friend then she started dating him when we were 18. I went no contact and felt better for it. I got over it eventually until I saw her in a bar when I was 21. We had a big catch up and she told me how when I left her she spiralled into anxiety and depression and now takes meds for it. She fucked my friend 6 months after we started talking again and I said fuck it and went no contact again. Haven't spoken to her since and I'm almost 25 now. Plot twist the Chad that raped her died when we were 20 cos of a drugs overdose.
Any of you faggots with a oneitis, just drop her and find another girl. Don't waste your time
Jayden Jones
>be me
>see oneitis for the first time
>she actually smiles first
>i smile at her too
>walk away because too beta
>situation repeats like 3 times
>see her with another guy sitting on a bench together
>she looks me in the eyes
>look at her and walk away without smiling
>like week later see her with probably same guy just walking around
>she rotates her head 97 degrees and looks me in the eyes again
didn't see her for like 3.5~ weeks now
they probably fuck now
girls have it so fucking easy, they could get different boyfriend literally every week if they wanted
At this point i'm not even sure if I am mad or sad
Julian Campbell
I've had two oneitises. My first oneitis was in 6th grade. I asked her to a school dance but my grandma's health got into critical condition so I couldn't go. After that her friend passed me a note from her that said I wasn't her type and she just wanted to be friends. She'd still talk to me when we passed by each other but I felt so awkward about the past rejection that I would never say much and leave as soon as possible. Now I'm getting close to 28 years old and my oneitis is long distance. We play card games often and talk every day but she's married so I'm fucked and it sucks.
Logan Watson
>shes married
yikers mate, you know what to do
Dylan Brown
>have highschool oneitis
>shes into me
>she gives me thot vibes but my autism is strong
>one day texting her she mentions shes a virgin
>i start going on about my catgirl fetish
>wasnt long before she found another guy and called me a beta in front of everybody
>not that torn up about it because i didnt take high school "love" seriously, especially since i planned on going away to a nice college
>end up being the most successful person in highschool by a longshot so she cant call me a beta anymore
>a few years later i find her on facebook and shes a total burnout
the real reason i didnt take it further is because i was scared to admit i had sex with an animal, but bullet dodged all in all
William Hughes
>have best friend from college
>she's basically an angel, only person I really like
>has a boyfriend so I just orbit
>confess to her when they break up
>rejects me instantly
>find out she's dating much better looking and popular guy
>asks for distance because I make her awkward or something
>become depressed and kind of give up on life
>now a NEET
>still obsessed with her years later
"Time heals everything" is the biggest lie ever told
Lincoln Powell
>have oneitis in highschool
>decide to never confess to her because I'm a fat loser
>she gets her first boyfriend and becomes addicted to sex
>10 years later she's just a pump and dump for niggers and potheads lamenting that nobody will stay with her
Dodged a bullet.
Ryder Torres
My friend's oneitis turned out to secretly be a hooker and died from a heroin overdose. Even the most innocent looking girls are degenerate roasties.
Dominic Hill
ahahahahaha
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