"No one's looking, kiss me, user!"

>"No one's looking, kiss me, user!"
what do you do?

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Fuck off, Satan, you can't convince us to become furries.

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i would make passionate love to you while no one is looking

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I have to respect the penta, so I'm down. Just show me the hole im gonna be working with.

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>Im not a furry buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

>What are you lookin' at, smoothskin? Nevah seen a ghoul before?

>66666
I have to do it don't I? Ok, I'll kiss you.

b-but you already have a boyfriend, you.. YOU... CH[pun redacted]

Obviously I would give a kissey.

checked.
does anyone have that story about the guy who fingers his cougar?

Why doesthat peepee look like a Swiss cheese

"You can talk? What the fuck? Oh shit what do I do? I never saw any Disney movies as a kid but what would the hero in one of those movies do... like what if the evil scientists decide to dissect you or something? Oh my god why did it have to be me? Oh Jesus..."
>also pic related

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just kiss and marry.
DON'T BE SO SHY user

Holy shit my fucking sides dude

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This, this fucking wins

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bon apetit niger

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Leaked images of Freddy Krueger's' dick

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>have melty cock
>go hogging at the bar
>finally wrangle up a drunk slampig
>get that big honey home
>she sees my melty dick
>gags at the sight
>leaves a puke trail to the door
>feels pretty bad
>next time i'll turn the lights off

Ignore. Ignore. Ignore. like the main character I am.

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the atomic bomb in megaton....

this would be ignored and in the back few pages were it not for your get lmoa

I'M OLD GREGG
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Go away Cheetor, you're drunk.

I just want all furries to know that I would rather fuck an actual animal than one of you, assuming it was the beast that did initiate.

The reason? Animals are still pure in themselves. Furries represent a twisted abomination of the souls. They are against nature and my disgust of them has nothing to do with any resemblence to animals, but rather is to do with their sheer existential divorce from their own growth and the wounds that their existence invariably brings upon our culture.

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who put your dick in a microwave?

Awww I'd kiss it right on the forehead

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Kiss the nose, of course.

i'd let a cheetah fuck my bum bum hole desu

That makes you a furry too lmao

doesn't mean you can't give it a little kiss.

would bridal carry and kiss

im not becoming a furry you can't make me

Id kick this bitch in the neck lol

cute lion

>what do you do?
slap the shit out of the retarded freak who posted this

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Yes, I swear it is

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$10 that he got a boner

That thing looks lethal.

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Cute cheetah, but i'd rather pet her than give a kiss

damn those sexy legs

People need to stop humanizing fucking animals. For all you know, that's actually a warning expression meant to get whatever idiot got too close to back the fuck up before they get their throat bitten out.